Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 100 Jingguo 1st Foot
During the Ming and Qing dynasties, there were few toilets on the streets in big cities, such as Beijing in the north.For toilets, such as flood control, dredging is the key, and it is impossible to block them.Therefore, because a toilet is hard to find, everywhere you can see, the streets are full of filth.
"Yanjing Miscellaneous Notes" in the Qing Dynasty records: People defecate in the street, and women also empty the toilet in the street. In addition, the urine of cows and horses is increasing, and the pollution is heavy and filthy.
"Old Beijing Suoji" also records: Pedestrians defecate mostly on the road. Although officials punish them, the decline is irreversible, and even officials defecate on the road.
This was the case in the peak period of the Qing Dynasty as a feudal society, and Jingguo was no exception.
At the beginning of Fangzheng's crossing, he was panicked, and then he kept comforting himself that he was the chosen one, and his complicated emotions were constantly intertwined.
Finally, during the first withdrawal, the balance was broken, and Fang Zhengyi fell into despair. All the beautiful fantasies about the time-traveling life were shattered at this moment.
Fucking time travel, let people take a good shit?
In the end, after a few years of hard work and a certain amount of capital in his hands, Fang Zhengyi began to brutally promote the toilet revolution in Taoyuan County.
Seeing Li Yuanzhao stepping on his papa now reminded him of his painful past.
He could only sigh and shook his head.
The toilet... still needs to be repaired!Even if you lose your fortune, you have to fix it!
Li Yuanzhao yelled at Fangzheng aggrievedly: "Zhuo! There is no way to stay in this place!"
Just as Fang Zhengyi was about to step forward to comfort him, he suddenly saw four malicious people approaching Li Yuanzhao, and his heart ached.
Those people were obviously street hooligans.
The fists were clenched, and there were still harsh words on his mouth: "Xiaobi bastard! There is dirt everywhere, brothers teach him a lesson!!"
Li Yuanzhao also became alert, and he couldn't help feeling a little panicked, but he still put his hands in a good posture.
Fang Zhengyi immediately shouted: "You little bastards are capable of coming to me!!"
The hooligans immediately glared at Fang Zhengyi, turned around and walked towards Fang Zhengyi.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I said Gong Xi Fa Cai!"
Now it was Fangzheng's turn to panic.
Damn, I didn't take Zhang Biao with me when I went out today. I can still do one-on-one gestures, but now the four of us...
Fangzheng started to walk around the ground with a glance, and then suddenly felt that the ground was well repaired, not even a decent stone...
Li Yuanzhao jumped up anxiously. Seeing four people surrounding Fang Zhengyi, his eyes began to wander around, and finally his eyes slowly moved to the lump of...
He yelled: "You bastards! You guys!" Then he took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.
With a big volley, the indescribable thing flew in all directions and shot towards the four punks.
The gangsters turned their heads immediately when they heard Li Yuanzhao's shout.
Then I saw some indescribable semi-solids that were covered up, covering my body and face.
Fortunately, Fang Zhengyi stood behind the four of them and narrowly escaped unharmed.
The gangsters are stupid... One of them wiped his face, smelled it, and said blankly: "Boss, it's Papa."
"Ah! Shit!!" The leader reacted, screamed and ran away, taking off his clothes while running.
Seeing that the boss had run away, the rest of the younger brothers also fled in panic.....
Fang Zhengyi looked at Li Yuanzhao with admiration.
This may be the first quasi-emperor in history to play shit, and he can be regarded as an emperor through the ages!
Li Yuanzhao hopped over with one leg expressionless, and the trousers and shoes of the lifted leg were covered with bits and pieces of traditional Chinese medicinal materials.
Fangzheng wanted to cover his mouth and nose, but when he thought of Li Yuanzhao saving him just now, he put his hand down embarrassingly.
Concerned: "Your Highness is really good at footwork, I admire you...Are you okay?"
Li Yuanzhao shook his head, and said calmly: "I don't want to be here anymore...I want to go back to the palace! This leg...just saw it off..."
After speaking, tears flowed down the cheeks.
Zhuo!Bad start!
Fangzheng quickly comforted him, and then dragged Li Yuanzhao to find a clothing store, and changed Li Yuanzhao's clothes under the boss's disgusting eyes.
After changing his clothes, Li Yuanzhao sat on the threshold of the tailor shop unhappily, staring blankly into the distance.
It seems that he is still immersed in the exciting experience.
The boss wanted to drive him away, but Fangzheng gave him a tael of silver and then he was so happy that he didn't care anymore.
As soon as Fangzheng sat next to the prince, he also felt very embarrassed.
This is the prince who was spoiled and spoiled in the palace since he was a child.
When this happened, his young heart must have been greatly shocked, and he would have to relax for a while.
After sitting for a while, seeing that Li Yuanzhao was still still talking, Fangzheng comforted him, "Your Highness, don't think about it."
"The so-called loss of a horse is a blessing in disguise. If you step on it, you will step on it. It may not be a bad thing."
"Maybe someone likes the feeling of stepping on shit when they wear shoes. In the future, we will sell shoes together, and you will be the chief experience officer!"
Li Yuanzhao glared at the words.
Then, the two fell into embarrassment again...
Fang Zhengyi couldn't sit still anymore, got up and went out, and returned after a while with two bunches of candied haws.
Handed Li Yuanzhao a string: "Here, candied haws! I'll take you to dinner later, let's have an appetizer first..."
Li Yuanzhao took the candied haws with a blank expression, took a bite hard, and said dejectedly: "I have always determined to be a wise ruler of the world, and now my life is stained, and it's all your fault!"
"Ah, don't take this matter to heart, God knows what you know and I know, it's okay! Take it easy, Your Highness!"
Li Yuanzhao turned his head quietly: "Okay, I will strangle you to death and pretend nothing happened!"
"......, if you want to be happy, pinch it." Fangzheng was helpless, the brat was too difficult to coax.
Li Yuanzhao sighed again: "No matter what, I won't come to Banshanfang Bengong in the future... I will be ruined here in my life..."
"Old Fang, you can go to Father Huang to help me get the 2 taels of silver back, I don't want this place anymore."
Fangzheng scratched his head impatiently, what's the matter! ?The business collapsed before it started?
"Your Highness! You can't do it with just this little twist!? What are you afraid of if you get a little bit of shit! People can eat it when they are extremely hungry! Get up, Your Highness is a first-class pure man in my eyes. Break you down?"
"................"
"What kind of man are you to give up halfway like this!"
"......"
"I'll give you 100 taels, just smile!"
Li Yuanzhao took the bank note and twitched the corner of his mouth at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng was amused to see it one by one, there is a play!
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"........."
...........
"Yanjing Miscellaneous Notes" in the Qing Dynasty records: People defecate in the street, and women also empty the toilet in the street. In addition, the urine of cows and horses is increasing, and the pollution is heavy and filthy.
"Old Beijing Suoji" also records: Pedestrians defecate mostly on the road. Although officials punish them, the decline is irreversible, and even officials defecate on the road.
This was the case in the peak period of the Qing Dynasty as a feudal society, and Jingguo was no exception.
At the beginning of Fangzheng's crossing, he was panicked, and then he kept comforting himself that he was the chosen one, and his complicated emotions were constantly intertwined.
Finally, during the first withdrawal, the balance was broken, and Fang Zhengyi fell into despair. All the beautiful fantasies about the time-traveling life were shattered at this moment.
Fucking time travel, let people take a good shit?
In the end, after a few years of hard work and a certain amount of capital in his hands, Fang Zhengyi began to brutally promote the toilet revolution in Taoyuan County.
Seeing Li Yuanzhao stepping on his papa now reminded him of his painful past.
He could only sigh and shook his head.
The toilet... still needs to be repaired!Even if you lose your fortune, you have to fix it!
Li Yuanzhao yelled at Fangzheng aggrievedly: "Zhuo! There is no way to stay in this place!"
Just as Fang Zhengyi was about to step forward to comfort him, he suddenly saw four malicious people approaching Li Yuanzhao, and his heart ached.
Those people were obviously street hooligans.
The fists were clenched, and there were still harsh words on his mouth: "Xiaobi bastard! There is dirt everywhere, brothers teach him a lesson!!"
Li Yuanzhao also became alert, and he couldn't help feeling a little panicked, but he still put his hands in a good posture.
Fang Zhengyi immediately shouted: "You little bastards are capable of coming to me!!"
The hooligans immediately glared at Fang Zhengyi, turned around and walked towards Fang Zhengyi.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"I said Gong Xi Fa Cai!"
Now it was Fangzheng's turn to panic.
Damn, I didn't take Zhang Biao with me when I went out today. I can still do one-on-one gestures, but now the four of us...
Fangzheng started to walk around the ground with a glance, and then suddenly felt that the ground was well repaired, not even a decent stone...
Li Yuanzhao jumped up anxiously. Seeing four people surrounding Fang Zhengyi, his eyes began to wander around, and finally his eyes slowly moved to the lump of...
He yelled: "You bastards! You guys!" Then he took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.
With a big volley, the indescribable thing flew in all directions and shot towards the four punks.
The gangsters turned their heads immediately when they heard Li Yuanzhao's shout.
Then I saw some indescribable semi-solids that were covered up, covering my body and face.
Fortunately, Fang Zhengyi stood behind the four of them and narrowly escaped unharmed.
The gangsters are stupid... One of them wiped his face, smelled it, and said blankly: "Boss, it's Papa."
"Ah! Shit!!" The leader reacted, screamed and ran away, taking off his clothes while running.
Seeing that the boss had run away, the rest of the younger brothers also fled in panic.....
Fang Zhengyi looked at Li Yuanzhao with admiration.
This may be the first quasi-emperor in history to play shit, and he can be regarded as an emperor through the ages!
Li Yuanzhao hopped over with one leg expressionless, and the trousers and shoes of the lifted leg were covered with bits and pieces of traditional Chinese medicinal materials.
Fangzheng wanted to cover his mouth and nose, but when he thought of Li Yuanzhao saving him just now, he put his hand down embarrassingly.
Concerned: "Your Highness is really good at footwork, I admire you...Are you okay?"
Li Yuanzhao shook his head, and said calmly: "I don't want to be here anymore...I want to go back to the palace! This leg...just saw it off..."
After speaking, tears flowed down the cheeks.
Zhuo!Bad start!
Fangzheng quickly comforted him, and then dragged Li Yuanzhao to find a clothing store, and changed Li Yuanzhao's clothes under the boss's disgusting eyes.
After changing his clothes, Li Yuanzhao sat on the threshold of the tailor shop unhappily, staring blankly into the distance.
It seems that he is still immersed in the exciting experience.
The boss wanted to drive him away, but Fangzheng gave him a tael of silver and then he was so happy that he didn't care anymore.
As soon as Fangzheng sat next to the prince, he also felt very embarrassed.
This is the prince who was spoiled and spoiled in the palace since he was a child.
When this happened, his young heart must have been greatly shocked, and he would have to relax for a while.
After sitting for a while, seeing that Li Yuanzhao was still still talking, Fangzheng comforted him, "Your Highness, don't think about it."
"The so-called loss of a horse is a blessing in disguise. If you step on it, you will step on it. It may not be a bad thing."
"Maybe someone likes the feeling of stepping on shit when they wear shoes. In the future, we will sell shoes together, and you will be the chief experience officer!"
Li Yuanzhao glared at the words.
Then, the two fell into embarrassment again...
Fang Zhengyi couldn't sit still anymore, got up and went out, and returned after a while with two bunches of candied haws.
Handed Li Yuanzhao a string: "Here, candied haws! I'll take you to dinner later, let's have an appetizer first..."
Li Yuanzhao took the candied haws with a blank expression, took a bite hard, and said dejectedly: "I have always determined to be a wise ruler of the world, and now my life is stained, and it's all your fault!"
"Ah, don't take this matter to heart, God knows what you know and I know, it's okay! Take it easy, Your Highness!"
Li Yuanzhao turned his head quietly: "Okay, I will strangle you to death and pretend nothing happened!"
"......, if you want to be happy, pinch it." Fangzheng was helpless, the brat was too difficult to coax.
Li Yuanzhao sighed again: "No matter what, I won't come to Banshanfang Bengong in the future... I will be ruined here in my life..."
"Old Fang, you can go to Father Huang to help me get the 2 taels of silver back, I don't want this place anymore."
Fangzheng scratched his head impatiently, what's the matter! ?The business collapsed before it started?
"Your Highness! You can't do it with just this little twist!? What are you afraid of if you get a little bit of shit! People can eat it when they are extremely hungry! Get up, Your Highness is a first-class pure man in my eyes. Break you down?"
"................"
"What kind of man are you to give up halfway like this!"
"......"
"I'll give you 100 taels, just smile!"
Li Yuanzhao took the bank note and twitched the corner of his mouth at Fangzheng.
Fangzheng was amused to see it one by one, there is a play!
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"I'll give you another 100 taels!"
"........."
...........
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