Royal Gold Magistrate

Chapter 1052 No peeing allowed!

Zhou Maoxue put his hands on the waistband of his trousers in public, and shouted to the crowd: "Fang Zhengyi openly insulted us, so we can't just turn a blind eye and do nothing! Today he sent Jin Yiwei to restrict our movements, so we have to stand in front of his house. ...."

"Go! Go! Don't let those bastards pee on my door!" Fang Zhengyi hurriedly pulled Xie Xian to the front.

Fuck, these shitty sit-in protests are protesting, why are they so tasteless....It's not like this on TV.

Xie Xian had been prepared for a long time, took out a pen and paper from his arms, and led the others to rush over!

Zhou Maoxue was about to open the gate to release the water, but unexpectedly, a pen was in front of his eyes, and there were several people standing behind him in a daze.

He immediately held back, startled and angrily said: "Who are you?"

Xie Xian said seriously: "I am Xie Xian, a reporter from Banshan Daily. Last night, I heard that some scholars gathered here to condemn Jianyehou, so I came here to interview."

"I see a scholar in your Excellency who seems to be going to defecate in the street just now. My Banshan Daily and Beijing Bingma Division have been advocating civilized and new ways of life in Beijing, encouraging people to pay attention to hygiene and civility, and to use public toilets conveniently."

"May I ask why you walk the birds in public, and why do you defecate in the street? Do you have a special hobby? Why don't you go to the toilet? Do you think the toilet is not easy to use?"

"You're sick!" Zhou Maoxue put on his belt angrily as he saw several reporters writing their pens, "Who! Who defecated in the street! Which eye of yours saw it!"

"No! How did you get in? You belong to Fang Zhengyi!" Zhou Maoxue immediately realized.

Xie Xian said indifferently: "We, the reporters of Banshan Daily, have the privilege of interviewing. We will go wherever there are major events. In many cases, the Jinyiwei will not interfere. We are naturally free to walk around on the street here."

"I wonder if this son is willing to be interviewed by Banshan Daily?"

"I don't want to! You are the same as that Fang Zhengyi, get out!"

Xie Xian was not annoyed, and led many reporters to quietly retreat to Jin Yiwei's side, scanning the scholars present.

He said loudly: "Anyone who is willing to be interviewed, please come to me and tell me. In addition, I warmly remind everyone to pay attention to hygiene and civilization."

"Cultivate good habits for yourself and leave a good environment for others. Overcome bad habits and develop civilized behavior..."

Damn it!

Zhou Maoxue was at a loss for a moment, walked down the steps resentfully, and sat down angrily.

It's just that when he sat down, his expression suddenly changed!

Grass...like...something squeezed out....!

The other scholars were not much better, their faces turned into liver-colored, and they gritted their teeth and began to fight against their biological instincts.

While staring fiercely at Xie Xian and the others who were still promoting the slogan of civilization.

If it weren't for these bastards huddled next to Jin Yiwei, they would have done it!

Isn't this fucking intentional to torture people!We are all waiting for convenience, how convenient is it now!

Then I thought about it, even if I fight, it's too late, if someone beats the shit out of me, will I still survive?

Li Yuanzhao saw the clues, covered his mouth at the corner and said happily: "Fuck, I don't think you need to worry about Lao Fang. Hurry up and send people to the streets to publicize, saying that this group of people is here to oppose Dongjiao University and the imperial decree. Sit in and protest, rather die than retreat, and then find a group of people to watch, so that it will collapse one by one."

Fangzheng smiled: "It's a good idea, but this is not the solution. Don't they hate me if you do it like this, there will still be troubles later, and it will only be more troublesome at that time."

"Besides, if you hold them back, there will be chaos. What if two shameless mad dogs pee on my door to vent their anger? I can't live in this house anymore?!"

Li Yuanzhao was startled: "Then what are you going to do?"

Fang Zhengyi did not answer him directly, but made arrangements to Jin Yiwei next to him: "Go find someone to prepare a batch of chamber pots for them and send them over urgently. Don't let the future mainstays of my great scene get overwhelmed. Anything other than this is not allowed to be released." .”

"Send two more people to rent me two big houses on the next street to accommodate all of them. Buy some food, bedding, tents... prepare a sword and... finally Wait until I make arrangements."

Jin Yiwei recorded carefully, and after making all the arrangements, he turned and left the alley.

Li Yuanzhao asked in a low voice: "Why, you got so many things, you still want to raise them? What do you want to do?"

Fangzheng pointed at the crowd and asked with a smile, "Look, what do they look like?"

"Like what?" Li Yuanzhao scratched his face, "Like a lost dog, what else can it look like?"

Fangzheng smiled and said: "By the way, it's like a lost dog. The best thing to deal with is the lost dog. Just give them a home. I guess they will survive for another day at most tomorrow, and some of them will not be able to survive."

"At that time, I was physically and mentally exhausted, and that's when I took advantage of the situation." Fangzheng rubbed his hands, "I haven't played this move for a long time, and it's a bit unfamiliar."

"Hiss~ I don't understand, what exactly do you want?"

Fangzheng grinned and stared at the protesting crowd: "Hey, if the people's support is available, I'll be the leader of the civil society once again!"

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