Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 106
"........."
All three fell into a daze.
What do you mean you guys are here to shit?Is this what you say?
Zhang Dongxiang blushed, slammed the table, and said angrily: "Presumptuous! How dare you speak nonsense here?"
Xiao Er was frightened by this, and quickly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the three guest officers, it's a small slip of the tongue!"
Li Yansong said gently: "Don't be nervous, let me ask you, is this place Banshanfang?"
Xiaoer hurriedly replied: "Yes, that's right, this is Banshanfang!"
The three of them looked at each other with shock in their eyes.
Then Li Yansong continued to ask: "Then why did you ask us that question just now?"
"That sentence?" Xiao Er blinked.
"Cough cough...that's right, you guys are here...cough!" Li Yansong felt embarrassing for speaking like this at a young age, so he kept coughing, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
Xiao Er smiled: "Ah! I understand!"
"Speaking of which, the three of you don't know anything! There is an event in the government office of this square, shit lottery! As long as you go to the public toilet conveniently, you can receive a lottery ticket. The maximum prize can be five taels of silver!"
"You can see that there are so many people today, because the lottery will be held in Banshan Square today!"
The three opened their mouths in surprise, there is such a thing in this world! ?It's really...fresh.
After waving the boy away, the three of them discussed, Zheng Qiao said: "How about...let's go and have a look again, I see something written on the front wall?"
"Let's go!"
The three of them left a few pennies, turned around and started to patrol the streets.
At first, the things they saw felt that the writing was not bad, and they kept nodding in admiration.
This is really a good way. Writing the advocacy slogan on the wall not only has an excellent publicity effect, but the common people can even know a few more words.
It can be seen that the enlightenment is effective!Fang Zhengyi really has a way of governing!
Words like [please take care of our square city for a better life] [leave the green grass in three or five steps] are straightforward and easy to understand, and the meaning is very beautiful.
But as they walked, the three of them began to realize that something was wrong!
Once it comes to narrow places, the slogan of frequent cases immediately becomes another style.
【Hold it!The contest with prizes is in full swing, please go to the public restroom to sign up. 】
[It is forbidden to defecate anywhere, and if it exceeds one yuan, the tools of crime will be confiscated. 】
[Can't bear it anymore?Pull it in your trouser pocket! 】
【Still pulling?Your mother is gone! 】
........
The faces of Li Yansong and others began to look unnatural. The large and small words in the alley were so vulgar and obscene that it was unbearable to read them.
Zhang Dongxiang clutched his chest in pain, feeling a little hard to breathe.
"Fang Zhengyi...it must be Fang Zhengyi! Is this a human thing?? Prince!"
Zheng Qiao's originally serious expression suddenly burst into a smile.
Seeing this, Li Yansong also laughed uncontrollably, and the two old men leaned back and forth laughing.
Zhang Dongxiang was dumbfounded, and said angrily, "What are you laughing at! There's nothing so ridiculous about being so vulgar."
Zheng Qiao laughed for a while and got up and said, "Fang Zhengyi really does not follow the usual path. Although these words are unsightly, the effect is indeed there! Do you think that part of the street is clean?"
"It can be seen that it is really effective! And it is excellent!"
After speaking, his expression became serious: "However.. this may really bring down the prince. This person has no character, and he has no bottom line in doing things!"
Li Yansong echoed: "Not bad! But it's okay to have a good result. I hope the prince will not be led too crookedly."
"There's also the lottery in the public toilet. Do you want to go and see? The old man is quite curious."
Zhang Dongxiang flicked his face: "I won't go! The old man wants to read a book for him when I go back! This trend can't last long!"
"Oh, let's go!" The two old men dragged him away involuntarily.
Zhang Dongxiang was dragged to the public toilet by force. At this time, there was a long queue outside the public toilet because it was the time of the lottery.
The three old men reluctantly followed behind and lined up.
I lost my patience when I lined up, but I was helplessly caught in the middle.
It was a pity to think about leaving, after all, they were all here, so they stood in the line and sighed.
"It's convenient to line up here when I'm old, it's really... oh"
"Fangzheng mistook me..."
Zhang Dongxiang sneered: "What does it have to do with him? It's not because you insisted on coming!"
"Old man, I will be pissed off by him sooner or later! Zhuo!"
Li Yansong and the two shook their heads regretfully.
When you are old, let a young man break the defense, and start talking nonsense before seeing anyone.
Shame!
After queuing for a stick of incense, it was finally the turn of the three of them. The old men took the slips of paper curiously, pressed their fingerprints, and then lined up and walked into the hut.
None of the three wanted to go, they stood awkwardly in the hut, staring at each other.
"Tsk! With such a rough design, there must be a lot of people pretending to be it. I want to see how he gets around."
"That's right, who will pay for the lottery? It can't be Fang Zhengyi, is that fellow so generous?"
"Could it be too..."
"Shh! Don't tell anyone there's anyone here."
Because there is a time requirement for the lottery draw to go to the toilet, the time to go in can neither be too long nor too short.
The three old men could only stand at the door and chat.
Someone came in and saw the three crowded at the door, so they yelled, "Can't you get in? Can't you get in? Don't get stuck here and occupy the latrine without shitting!"
Zhang Dongxiang immediately responded with glaring eyes: "What are you in a hurry for? Isn't it time!"
Passers-by laughed: "You three Lao Deng also want to draw a lottery? Eat your ass!"
The three glared at each other, feeling even more regretful in their hearts, shame on me!What a shame!
What happened here... must not let the fourth person know!
The three looked at each other and nodded heavily.
Li Yansong and others walked out of the public toilet full of thoughts, and sighed inwardly as they looked at the lottery tickets in their hands.
Why bother... The more I think about it, the more angry I get!
"Let's go! Let's go to the lottery! Anyway, we've lost all our old embarrassments, and since we've participated, let's go to the end!" Zheng Qiao thought about it anyway.
He wanted to see what kind of routine Fang Zhengyi was playing.
A few people followed the footsteps of the crowd and came all the way to Banshan Square.
Looking at the billboards around Banshan Square, I immediately fell into silence.
Several billboards have been covered with drawing paper at this time, and the paintings are extremely exquisite. Each painting depicts a person with different postures, men and women, holding a cup of tea in their hands.
The most eye-catching one is a kind-hearted middle-aged and elderly man, who looks very friendly and somewhat authoritative, holding a tea box with a simple and honest face.
There is also a slogan next to it.
[Drink tea, drink good tea, just drink big-grade Tianxian tea!Refresh your body and make up for the overdrawn kidneys. 】
The three fell into contemplation collectively. After a long time, Li Yansong said:
"Hiss...why does this person look a bit like Eunuch Guo?"
..............
All three fell into a daze.
What do you mean you guys are here to shit?Is this what you say?
Zhang Dongxiang blushed, slammed the table, and said angrily: "Presumptuous! How dare you speak nonsense here?"
Xiao Er was frightened by this, and quickly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for the three guest officers, it's a small slip of the tongue!"
Li Yansong said gently: "Don't be nervous, let me ask you, is this place Banshanfang?"
Xiaoer hurriedly replied: "Yes, that's right, this is Banshanfang!"
The three of them looked at each other with shock in their eyes.
Then Li Yansong continued to ask: "Then why did you ask us that question just now?"
"That sentence?" Xiao Er blinked.
"Cough cough...that's right, you guys are here...cough!" Li Yansong felt embarrassing for speaking like this at a young age, so he kept coughing, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
Xiao Er smiled: "Ah! I understand!"
"Speaking of which, the three of you don't know anything! There is an event in the government office of this square, shit lottery! As long as you go to the public toilet conveniently, you can receive a lottery ticket. The maximum prize can be five taels of silver!"
"You can see that there are so many people today, because the lottery will be held in Banshan Square today!"
The three opened their mouths in surprise, there is such a thing in this world! ?It's really...fresh.
After waving the boy away, the three of them discussed, Zheng Qiao said: "How about...let's go and have a look again, I see something written on the front wall?"
"Let's go!"
The three of them left a few pennies, turned around and started to patrol the streets.
At first, the things they saw felt that the writing was not bad, and they kept nodding in admiration.
This is really a good way. Writing the advocacy slogan on the wall not only has an excellent publicity effect, but the common people can even know a few more words.
It can be seen that the enlightenment is effective!Fang Zhengyi really has a way of governing!
Words like [please take care of our square city for a better life] [leave the green grass in three or five steps] are straightforward and easy to understand, and the meaning is very beautiful.
But as they walked, the three of them began to realize that something was wrong!
Once it comes to narrow places, the slogan of frequent cases immediately becomes another style.
【Hold it!The contest with prizes is in full swing, please go to the public restroom to sign up. 】
[It is forbidden to defecate anywhere, and if it exceeds one yuan, the tools of crime will be confiscated. 】
[Can't bear it anymore?Pull it in your trouser pocket! 】
【Still pulling?Your mother is gone! 】
........
The faces of Li Yansong and others began to look unnatural. The large and small words in the alley were so vulgar and obscene that it was unbearable to read them.
Zhang Dongxiang clutched his chest in pain, feeling a little hard to breathe.
"Fang Zhengyi...it must be Fang Zhengyi! Is this a human thing?? Prince!"
Zheng Qiao's originally serious expression suddenly burst into a smile.
Seeing this, Li Yansong also laughed uncontrollably, and the two old men leaned back and forth laughing.
Zhang Dongxiang was dumbfounded, and said angrily, "What are you laughing at! There's nothing so ridiculous about being so vulgar."
Zheng Qiao laughed for a while and got up and said, "Fang Zhengyi really does not follow the usual path. Although these words are unsightly, the effect is indeed there! Do you think that part of the street is clean?"
"It can be seen that it is really effective! And it is excellent!"
After speaking, his expression became serious: "However.. this may really bring down the prince. This person has no character, and he has no bottom line in doing things!"
Li Yansong echoed: "Not bad! But it's okay to have a good result. I hope the prince will not be led too crookedly."
"There's also the lottery in the public toilet. Do you want to go and see? The old man is quite curious."
Zhang Dongxiang flicked his face: "I won't go! The old man wants to read a book for him when I go back! This trend can't last long!"
"Oh, let's go!" The two old men dragged him away involuntarily.
Zhang Dongxiang was dragged to the public toilet by force. At this time, there was a long queue outside the public toilet because it was the time of the lottery.
The three old men reluctantly followed behind and lined up.
I lost my patience when I lined up, but I was helplessly caught in the middle.
It was a pity to think about leaving, after all, they were all here, so they stood in the line and sighed.
"It's convenient to line up here when I'm old, it's really... oh"
"Fangzheng mistook me..."
Zhang Dongxiang sneered: "What does it have to do with him? It's not because you insisted on coming!"
"Old man, I will be pissed off by him sooner or later! Zhuo!"
Li Yansong and the two shook their heads regretfully.
When you are old, let a young man break the defense, and start talking nonsense before seeing anyone.
Shame!
After queuing for a stick of incense, it was finally the turn of the three of them. The old men took the slips of paper curiously, pressed their fingerprints, and then lined up and walked into the hut.
None of the three wanted to go, they stood awkwardly in the hut, staring at each other.
"Tsk! With such a rough design, there must be a lot of people pretending to be it. I want to see how he gets around."
"That's right, who will pay for the lottery? It can't be Fang Zhengyi, is that fellow so generous?"
"Could it be too..."
"Shh! Don't tell anyone there's anyone here."
Because there is a time requirement for the lottery draw to go to the toilet, the time to go in can neither be too long nor too short.
The three old men could only stand at the door and chat.
Someone came in and saw the three crowded at the door, so they yelled, "Can't you get in? Can't you get in? Don't get stuck here and occupy the latrine without shitting!"
Zhang Dongxiang immediately responded with glaring eyes: "What are you in a hurry for? Isn't it time!"
Passers-by laughed: "You three Lao Deng also want to draw a lottery? Eat your ass!"
The three glared at each other, feeling even more regretful in their hearts, shame on me!What a shame!
What happened here... must not let the fourth person know!
The three looked at each other and nodded heavily.
Li Yansong and others walked out of the public toilet full of thoughts, and sighed inwardly as they looked at the lottery tickets in their hands.
Why bother... The more I think about it, the more angry I get!
"Let's go! Let's go to the lottery! Anyway, we've lost all our old embarrassments, and since we've participated, let's go to the end!" Zheng Qiao thought about it anyway.
He wanted to see what kind of routine Fang Zhengyi was playing.
A few people followed the footsteps of the crowd and came all the way to Banshan Square.
Looking at the billboards around Banshan Square, I immediately fell into silence.
Several billboards have been covered with drawing paper at this time, and the paintings are extremely exquisite. Each painting depicts a person with different postures, men and women, holding a cup of tea in their hands.
The most eye-catching one is a kind-hearted middle-aged and elderly man, who looks very friendly and somewhat authoritative, holding a tea box with a simple and honest face.
There is also a slogan next to it.
[Drink tea, drink good tea, just drink big-grade Tianxian tea!Refresh your body and make up for the overdrawn kidneys. 】
The three fell into contemplation collectively. After a long time, Li Yansong said:
"Hiss...why does this person look a bit like Eunuch Guo?"
..............
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