Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 1094
The boy chuckled: "This filth is all flowing down the pipe."
"Because of the high terrain in Taoyuan County, there are large pits outside the county for collecting waste. Some people who don't have flush toilets in their homes will have special dumpers to collect them and transport them to the pit."
Guo Tianyang thought for a while and soon realized something was wrong!
"Every time I flush so many things, wouldn't the pipe at the end be blocked?"
The servant clapped his hands: "Guest officer is smart! In fact, this pothole is not big at all and not far from the downstream river! But a special water wheel is used, and it is said that the power of the water wheel can transfer the waste to other places? "
"Where is the transfer?"
"Neighboring county."
Emperor Jing: "......"
Guo Tianyang: "......"
The boy said with some enthusiasm: "If you want to talk about the pipeline, it is the largest project in our county. The whole county has been working on it for two years!"
"I was also involved in it back then."
"Our county magistrate said! The cesspit must be far away from Taohua County, otherwise the dirt will sink into the ground after a long time and the water will become bitter!
The water in our Taoyuan County is good!So clear and sweet!Neighboring counties are attracted to buy water to drink, can not make people chilling! "
"The magistrate of the county has a kind heart, so he can't see that others can't drink good water!"
Fuck kindness!Cooperating with you, if you throw the dung into someone else's house, only your water is sweet, and you still have the face to sell water? !
Guo Tianyang looked resentful, our family has never seen such a cheap person in the palace!
Emperor Jing's throat was a little tight, and his heart was full of nausea, because the water in the capital was really bitter, and this was the reason?
"Oh, it's really not easy to repair the pipeline. Our county magistrate is still thinking about connecting it with the moat of the capital. Anyway, there are many people in the capital."
"If it's not too far away, the terrain is complicated, and the power of the waterwheel is not enough, I guess it will be done!"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang immediately glared at each other!
This bloody wickedness of changing into flowers!
Xiao Er didn't notice the look in their eyes, and continued to introduce: "Our latrines don't have toilet chips, so we have prepared water guns and toilet paper here."
As he spoke, he took out what looked like a wooden faucet from behind the toilet.
"Look, there is a handle here, and the water will come out as soon as you press it."
As he spoke, the boy pressed the handle, and a stream of water spurted out.
"This water gun has an independent water tank, filled with salt water. Our county magistrate said that the salt water can only wash it clean! All the inns in the county are equipped like this!"
"This salt water will be replenished for you every morning, or if it is not enough, you just pull the rope."
Guo Tianyang's eyes lit up!This is good!It's so convenient.
Emperor Jing covered his forehead and felt dizzy. Washing his butt with salt water is so extravagant!
The boy then opened a hidden compartment next to the toilet, revealing a stack of white papers.
"After washing, you can dry it with this paper, and throw it in the wastebasket so that someone will collect it. We have already kneaded this paper, so you don't need more."
"Wipe your ass with paper!?"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang showed shock at the same time!
Seeing that the two were puzzled, the boy explained, "Oh... I'm really ashamed to talk about this piece of paper."
"This shop can only provide this kind of paper, and it is still a bit hard to use. I heard that the paper used in the yamen is as soft as a face towel."
"By the way, if you go to the public toilet outside, you will use this toilet paper. Our county magistrate doesn't allow it to be unhygienic, so there is no toilet paper in the county."
"I have something to tell you two! When the county magistrate promoted this toilet paper, many people were not used to it. There was a man named Zhang Biao next to him. When he saw someone using toilet chips, he sewed him up!"
"When you see him, don't provoke him. This man has a mole on his forehead. He doesn't look good, but he has great strength and a bad brain!"
"Toothbrushes and face towels are arranged for you on the side. If you have other questions, please call me at any time. I'll go first!"
The two were so shocked that they couldn't be more shocked, and at the same time their asses tightened.
Emperor Jing waved his hand feebly and dismissed the servant.
Turning his head, he saw the toothbrush and face towel on the side.
There is even a mirror on it that I haven't noticed yet!
Looking at himself clearly visible in the mirror, some wrinkles were added to his face, and his temples were slightly white.
I couldn't help but reach out and touch it, this mirror...is so amazing! ?
Then he smiled wryly: "Zhen, are you old?"
"Why is everything here unheard of..."
Guo Tianyang saw that the boy was gone, and rushed to the hidden compartment like a mad dog, and took out a full dozen of papers and rubbed them vigorously.
"Your Majesty! It's good paper! It's good paper! It can write!"
Emperor Jing looked at the white paper, nodded and said: "Got it, I'm tired, I'll find an opportunity to meet the local county magistrate tomorrow, I want to see what kind of strange person can manage a small county like this! "
...............
Taoyuan County Government, Backyard
"Xiaotao, your massage technique is far worse than that of the girl from Xueyuelou! It's lighter!"
Fangzheng was slumped on the recliner, chewing on preserved fruit, and his speech was a little slurred.
Behind him is a delicate maid with bright eyes.
The servant girl's name is Fang Yutao, an orphan adopted by Fangzheng six years ago, and he also gave her the name, and she is now twenty-eight years old.
Fang Zhengyi's dissatisfied voice was heard.
Xiaotao pushed hard and said: "Then you go to Xueyue Tower!"
"OK...I'll go."
Fangzheng stood up lazily, and was pushed back by Xiaotao.
He pinched his hands vigorously.
"Yes! It's the strength to maintain."
Xiaotao gritted her teeth, and Zhang Biao walked in.
"Master! My brothers have news that the two merchants who have just entered the city are here to do the porcelain business."
"Do you want to bring someone here!?"
Fangzheng shook his head dissatisfied, "What's the rush! Are you used to being a thief?"
"When the time comes, they will find them themselves."
"It's different today. Many industries in the county have just started, and many things need to be exported and formalized!"
"If you cooperate with others, it will be bad if you make people resentful. That's not a long-term solution!"
"Just relying on my young master's political achievements, I can be promoted at any time. If someone who has resentment in his heart goes out, young master, why don't I just enter the court?"
"Zhang Biao, you expect me to leave quickly!"
Zhang Biao grinned: "Don't worry, young master! No one can take you away. If you die with me, Zhang Biao, you will die in Taoyuan County!"
"roll!"
........................
"Because of the high terrain in Taoyuan County, there are large pits outside the county for collecting waste. Some people who don't have flush toilets in their homes will have special dumpers to collect them and transport them to the pit."
Guo Tianyang thought for a while and soon realized something was wrong!
"Every time I flush so many things, wouldn't the pipe at the end be blocked?"
The servant clapped his hands: "Guest officer is smart! In fact, this pothole is not big at all and not far from the downstream river! But a special water wheel is used, and it is said that the power of the water wheel can transfer the waste to other places? "
"Where is the transfer?"
"Neighboring county."
Emperor Jing: "......"
Guo Tianyang: "......"
The boy said with some enthusiasm: "If you want to talk about the pipeline, it is the largest project in our county. The whole county has been working on it for two years!"
"I was also involved in it back then."
"Our county magistrate said! The cesspit must be far away from Taohua County, otherwise the dirt will sink into the ground after a long time and the water will become bitter!
The water in our Taoyuan County is good!So clear and sweet!Neighboring counties are attracted to buy water to drink, can not make people chilling! "
"The magistrate of the county has a kind heart, so he can't see that others can't drink good water!"
Fuck kindness!Cooperating with you, if you throw the dung into someone else's house, only your water is sweet, and you still have the face to sell water? !
Guo Tianyang looked resentful, our family has never seen such a cheap person in the palace!
Emperor Jing's throat was a little tight, and his heart was full of nausea, because the water in the capital was really bitter, and this was the reason?
"Oh, it's really not easy to repair the pipeline. Our county magistrate is still thinking about connecting it with the moat of the capital. Anyway, there are many people in the capital."
"If it's not too far away, the terrain is complicated, and the power of the waterwheel is not enough, I guess it will be done!"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang immediately glared at each other!
This bloody wickedness of changing into flowers!
Xiao Er didn't notice the look in their eyes, and continued to introduce: "Our latrines don't have toilet chips, so we have prepared water guns and toilet paper here."
As he spoke, he took out what looked like a wooden faucet from behind the toilet.
"Look, there is a handle here, and the water will come out as soon as you press it."
As he spoke, the boy pressed the handle, and a stream of water spurted out.
"This water gun has an independent water tank, filled with salt water. Our county magistrate said that the salt water can only wash it clean! All the inns in the county are equipped like this!"
"This salt water will be replenished for you every morning, or if it is not enough, you just pull the rope."
Guo Tianyang's eyes lit up!This is good!It's so convenient.
Emperor Jing covered his forehead and felt dizzy. Washing his butt with salt water is so extravagant!
The boy then opened a hidden compartment next to the toilet, revealing a stack of white papers.
"After washing, you can dry it with this paper, and throw it in the wastebasket so that someone will collect it. We have already kneaded this paper, so you don't need more."
"Wipe your ass with paper!?"
Emperor Jing and Guo Tianyang showed shock at the same time!
Seeing that the two were puzzled, the boy explained, "Oh... I'm really ashamed to talk about this piece of paper."
"This shop can only provide this kind of paper, and it is still a bit hard to use. I heard that the paper used in the yamen is as soft as a face towel."
"By the way, if you go to the public toilet outside, you will use this toilet paper. Our county magistrate doesn't allow it to be unhygienic, so there is no toilet paper in the county."
"I have something to tell you two! When the county magistrate promoted this toilet paper, many people were not used to it. There was a man named Zhang Biao next to him. When he saw someone using toilet chips, he sewed him up!"
"When you see him, don't provoke him. This man has a mole on his forehead. He doesn't look good, but he has great strength and a bad brain!"
"Toothbrushes and face towels are arranged for you on the side. If you have other questions, please call me at any time. I'll go first!"
The two were so shocked that they couldn't be more shocked, and at the same time their asses tightened.
Emperor Jing waved his hand feebly and dismissed the servant.
Turning his head, he saw the toothbrush and face towel on the side.
There is even a mirror on it that I haven't noticed yet!
Looking at himself clearly visible in the mirror, some wrinkles were added to his face, and his temples were slightly white.
I couldn't help but reach out and touch it, this mirror...is so amazing! ?
Then he smiled wryly: "Zhen, are you old?"
"Why is everything here unheard of..."
Guo Tianyang saw that the boy was gone, and rushed to the hidden compartment like a mad dog, and took out a full dozen of papers and rubbed them vigorously.
"Your Majesty! It's good paper! It's good paper! It can write!"
Emperor Jing looked at the white paper, nodded and said: "Got it, I'm tired, I'll find an opportunity to meet the local county magistrate tomorrow, I want to see what kind of strange person can manage a small county like this! "
...............
Taoyuan County Government, Backyard
"Xiaotao, your massage technique is far worse than that of the girl from Xueyuelou! It's lighter!"
Fangzheng was slumped on the recliner, chewing on preserved fruit, and his speech was a little slurred.
Behind him is a delicate maid with bright eyes.
The servant girl's name is Fang Yutao, an orphan adopted by Fangzheng six years ago, and he also gave her the name, and she is now twenty-eight years old.
Fang Zhengyi's dissatisfied voice was heard.
Xiaotao pushed hard and said: "Then you go to Xueyue Tower!"
"OK...I'll go."
Fangzheng stood up lazily, and was pushed back by Xiaotao.
He pinched his hands vigorously.
"Yes! It's the strength to maintain."
Xiaotao gritted her teeth, and Zhang Biao walked in.
"Master! My brothers have news that the two merchants who have just entered the city are here to do the porcelain business."
"Do you want to bring someone here!?"
Fangzheng shook his head dissatisfied, "What's the rush! Are you used to being a thief?"
"When the time comes, they will find them themselves."
"It's different today. Many industries in the county have just started, and many things need to be exported and formalized!"
"If you cooperate with others, it will be bad if you make people resentful. That's not a long-term solution!"
"Just relying on my young master's political achievements, I can be promoted at any time. If someone who has resentment in his heart goes out, young master, why don't I just enter the court?"
"Zhang Biao, you expect me to leave quickly!"
Zhang Biao grinned: "Don't worry, young master! No one can take you away. If you die with me, Zhang Biao, you will die in Taoyuan County!"
"roll!"
........................
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