Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 1167
Lai Gou'er couldn't understand the truth that he was going to the brothel when he opened his mouth.
Could it be that this journey was suffocated on the boat?But looking at Mr. Wu's stature and age...it seems that he doesn't have that much energy.
But since it was requested by others, there is nothing more to say.
Lai Gou'er stretched out his hand and pointed forward, and said: "Go a little further, just turn left. There was turmoil in the city, but the brothel was hardly damaged."
Wu Sheng nodded and stepped forward.
After walking for about a few minutes, I saw the holy city 'brothel' as soon as I turned a corner.
From the decoration point of view, it is not much different from other buildings, but there is an open-air platform upstairs, surrounded by many flower baskets and colored cloth.
Coupled with the strange fragrance coming from the surrounding area, one can guess the purpose of this place at a glance.
The door of the brothel was ajar, and Wu Sheng pushed the door open and walked in.
But as soon as the door was pushed open, he immediately covered his mouth and nose.
Seeing that the first floor was empty, Wu Sheng frowned and said, "What does it smell like? Where is the madam here?"
In the air, the strong smell of perfume accompanied by the smell of sweat made the air extremely stuffy.
"People are resting in the back house during the day." Lai Gou'er didn't take it seriously, and explained: "People here don't take a bath very often, and usually like to cover it up with perfume. The smell is indeed a bit indecent."
"The holy city is so prosperous, isn't there even a place to take a bath?" Wu Sheng asked puzzled.
"Hey! Foreigners like this coquettish smell, and it will lose the smell after washing."
"Damn!" Wu Sheng scolded.
Going to a brothel is a romantic affair, but I didn't expect foreigners to do it so well!
Two people don't like to take a bath, knead together and rub mud on the bed? !
Thinking of this scene made him uncomfortable. He had already formed the habit of taking a bath once a day.
Even Xueyue Building has strict requirements!
Looking around the environment, Wu Sheng asked, "It seems that you know a lot about brothels. What's so special about brothels here compared with the big scene?"
Lai Gou'er said: "I don't really want to come here, the smell is very bad, but the officers and soldiers under me often come here, and I come to drink with them. As for the special thing... it's just an ordinary place for pleasure. So, pay the money and leave."
As Lai Gouer said, he seemed to think of something: "Is there one thing that is special?"
"tell me the story."
Lai Gou'er walked to the counter near the door and rummaged inside.
Not long after, he dug out a small bamboo tube, handed it to Wu Sheng, and said mysteriously, "This thing is the favorite of the poor!"
"This is called the Fish Cup, and it was born from Fika. Not long after the Holy City was captured, this thing was passed on to the Holy City."
"What fish cup?" Wu Sheng took the bamboo tube and snapped off the lid.
Suddenly, a strong stench came over the face.
"Damn! What is this!" Wu Sheng turned pale in shock, and threw the cup far away.
As the cup flew out, a dead fish separated from the midair with yellow soup.
It hit the ground with a slap.
The corners of Lai Gou'er's eyes twitched twice, and he quickly explained: "Mr. Wu, there are many rich people in the Holy City, so this game is not practical, but it can be kept for a long time, and the fish smells bad...This fish cup can only be used fresh Yes, it's easy to use..."
After listening to Lai Gou'er's explanation, Wu Sheng asked dumbly: "Just use this cup to solve the problem?"
"Ah yes. Exactly!"
Wu Sheng raised his eyebrows fiercely, and cursed angrily: "Disgusting! It's disgusting! It's really shameless!"
When Lai Gouer heard this, he was not happy.
It's not that the buddy has never used it before, why is it disgusting and shameless?
He was the one who came up with this idea at the beginning, and the market has already recognized his idea!
"Mr. Wu, what are you talking about. It's just a game. Poor people can't afford to go to brothels, so they can't entertain themselves?"
Anger remained on Wu Sheng's expression: "What you're talking about is nonsense! Can such a cheap trick satisfy a man? It's an insult to a man's taste. Such crooked tendencies and heresy tricks, let me know it's true. Whoever came up with it, you have to beat him up!"
Lai Gou'er's face became darker.
Calling Mr. Wu has already given you a lot of face, if it weren't for the fact that you are sent by the elder brother, you would have done it a long time ago!
You can insult my taste, but not my creativity!
"Hehe, I think it's pretty good. It can also provide a new way of playing for the poor. Does Mr. Wu think that all men can afford to go to brothels? This is the best choice!" Lai Gou'er smiled.
Wu Sheng sneered and said, "Nothing can hide the poor quality of this cup. How difficult is it to let poor people go to brothels?"
"Let me ask you, what do brothels look for the most?"
Lai Gouer rolled his eyes.
What the hell is this guy doing? He keeps dragging the brothel, is he really here to do something serious?
"The most important thing should be appearance."
"Wrong! Big mistake! There is no difference between a brothel and a restaurant. They are both a business. A hot restaurant is most concerned about overturning the table. It may be able to leave as soon as possible and receive more customers. The same is true for brothels. As for Beauty can be improved through dressing up."
"So, if you want to increase the number of turnovers in brothels, the easiest thing to do is to simplify the entire process."
Lai Gouer took a breath: "What on earth are you doing?"
Wu Sheng said proudly: "Of course I have also opened a brothel, today I will let you open your eyes. I usually only guide high-end clients, and I don't even look at such inferior places."
"The environment, light and shadow, decoration, color, smell... nothing here makes me feel qualified. It's almost like a garbage dump. It's better to blow up all of them!"
Lai Gou'er showed disdain.
Oh shit!It turned out to be a brothel owner, why did the elder brother find such a good, and he was still holding one in his mouth, what can he do for him?
"Then what is Mr. Wu's opinion?" Lai Gou'er said with a hint of sarcasm.
Wu Sheng didn't take it seriously, and said lightly: "It's very simple. Set up a separate room, divide it into two halves with a wooden board, and cut out a hole from the waist on the wooden board. The size of the hole is based on the size of the buttocks."
"Half of this room is for prostitutes, who can put their buttocks on the other side of the wooden board. The other half of the room is for guests. Since the poor have no money to go to brothels to buy the whole person, we only need to peel off the core part and sell it at a low price. Sell services, sell tickets, run errands, and leave.”
Click!
An indescribable scene of demons dancing wildly jumped out of Lai Gou'er's mind.
"Fuck! You are too perverted! What right do people like you look down on Yubei? You simply don't treat people as human beings! This is simply a decline in the world and corrupts people's hearts!" Lai Gou'er yelled.
He's all bad now.
This guy Wu Sheng said lightly, but it made his mind full of mental pollution.
I can't get rid of that picture no matter how I shake it off.
Faced with Lai Gou'er's cursing, Wu Sheng's expression remained unchanged, and he pondered: "You are right, this idea is really destructive and not humane, maybe it can be like this..."
.....
Could it be that this journey was suffocated on the boat?But looking at Mr. Wu's stature and age...it seems that he doesn't have that much energy.
But since it was requested by others, there is nothing more to say.
Lai Gou'er stretched out his hand and pointed forward, and said: "Go a little further, just turn left. There was turmoil in the city, but the brothel was hardly damaged."
Wu Sheng nodded and stepped forward.
After walking for about a few minutes, I saw the holy city 'brothel' as soon as I turned a corner.
From the decoration point of view, it is not much different from other buildings, but there is an open-air platform upstairs, surrounded by many flower baskets and colored cloth.
Coupled with the strange fragrance coming from the surrounding area, one can guess the purpose of this place at a glance.
The door of the brothel was ajar, and Wu Sheng pushed the door open and walked in.
But as soon as the door was pushed open, he immediately covered his mouth and nose.
Seeing that the first floor was empty, Wu Sheng frowned and said, "What does it smell like? Where is the madam here?"
In the air, the strong smell of perfume accompanied by the smell of sweat made the air extremely stuffy.
"People are resting in the back house during the day." Lai Gou'er didn't take it seriously, and explained: "People here don't take a bath very often, and usually like to cover it up with perfume. The smell is indeed a bit indecent."
"The holy city is so prosperous, isn't there even a place to take a bath?" Wu Sheng asked puzzled.
"Hey! Foreigners like this coquettish smell, and it will lose the smell after washing."
"Damn!" Wu Sheng scolded.
Going to a brothel is a romantic affair, but I didn't expect foreigners to do it so well!
Two people don't like to take a bath, knead together and rub mud on the bed? !
Thinking of this scene made him uncomfortable. He had already formed the habit of taking a bath once a day.
Even Xueyue Building has strict requirements!
Looking around the environment, Wu Sheng asked, "It seems that you know a lot about brothels. What's so special about brothels here compared with the big scene?"
Lai Gou'er said: "I don't really want to come here, the smell is very bad, but the officers and soldiers under me often come here, and I come to drink with them. As for the special thing... it's just an ordinary place for pleasure. So, pay the money and leave."
As Lai Gouer said, he seemed to think of something: "Is there one thing that is special?"
"tell me the story."
Lai Gou'er walked to the counter near the door and rummaged inside.
Not long after, he dug out a small bamboo tube, handed it to Wu Sheng, and said mysteriously, "This thing is the favorite of the poor!"
"This is called the Fish Cup, and it was born from Fika. Not long after the Holy City was captured, this thing was passed on to the Holy City."
"What fish cup?" Wu Sheng took the bamboo tube and snapped off the lid.
Suddenly, a strong stench came over the face.
"Damn! What is this!" Wu Sheng turned pale in shock, and threw the cup far away.
As the cup flew out, a dead fish separated from the midair with yellow soup.
It hit the ground with a slap.
The corners of Lai Gou'er's eyes twitched twice, and he quickly explained: "Mr. Wu, there are many rich people in the Holy City, so this game is not practical, but it can be kept for a long time, and the fish smells bad...This fish cup can only be used fresh Yes, it's easy to use..."
After listening to Lai Gou'er's explanation, Wu Sheng asked dumbly: "Just use this cup to solve the problem?"
"Ah yes. Exactly!"
Wu Sheng raised his eyebrows fiercely, and cursed angrily: "Disgusting! It's disgusting! It's really shameless!"
When Lai Gouer heard this, he was not happy.
It's not that the buddy has never used it before, why is it disgusting and shameless?
He was the one who came up with this idea at the beginning, and the market has already recognized his idea!
"Mr. Wu, what are you talking about. It's just a game. Poor people can't afford to go to brothels, so they can't entertain themselves?"
Anger remained on Wu Sheng's expression: "What you're talking about is nonsense! Can such a cheap trick satisfy a man? It's an insult to a man's taste. Such crooked tendencies and heresy tricks, let me know it's true. Whoever came up with it, you have to beat him up!"
Lai Gou'er's face became darker.
Calling Mr. Wu has already given you a lot of face, if it weren't for the fact that you are sent by the elder brother, you would have done it a long time ago!
You can insult my taste, but not my creativity!
"Hehe, I think it's pretty good. It can also provide a new way of playing for the poor. Does Mr. Wu think that all men can afford to go to brothels? This is the best choice!" Lai Gou'er smiled.
Wu Sheng sneered and said, "Nothing can hide the poor quality of this cup. How difficult is it to let poor people go to brothels?"
"Let me ask you, what do brothels look for the most?"
Lai Gouer rolled his eyes.
What the hell is this guy doing? He keeps dragging the brothel, is he really here to do something serious?
"The most important thing should be appearance."
"Wrong! Big mistake! There is no difference between a brothel and a restaurant. They are both a business. A hot restaurant is most concerned about overturning the table. It may be able to leave as soon as possible and receive more customers. The same is true for brothels. As for Beauty can be improved through dressing up."
"So, if you want to increase the number of turnovers in brothels, the easiest thing to do is to simplify the entire process."
Lai Gouer took a breath: "What on earth are you doing?"
Wu Sheng said proudly: "Of course I have also opened a brothel, today I will let you open your eyes. I usually only guide high-end clients, and I don't even look at such inferior places."
"The environment, light and shadow, decoration, color, smell... nothing here makes me feel qualified. It's almost like a garbage dump. It's better to blow up all of them!"
Lai Gou'er showed disdain.
Oh shit!It turned out to be a brothel owner, why did the elder brother find such a good, and he was still holding one in his mouth, what can he do for him?
"Then what is Mr. Wu's opinion?" Lai Gou'er said with a hint of sarcasm.
Wu Sheng didn't take it seriously, and said lightly: "It's very simple. Set up a separate room, divide it into two halves with a wooden board, and cut out a hole from the waist on the wooden board. The size of the hole is based on the size of the buttocks."
"Half of this room is for prostitutes, who can put their buttocks on the other side of the wooden board. The other half of the room is for guests. Since the poor have no money to go to brothels to buy the whole person, we only need to peel off the core part and sell it at a low price. Sell services, sell tickets, run errands, and leave.”
Click!
An indescribable scene of demons dancing wildly jumped out of Lai Gou'er's mind.
"Fuck! You are too perverted! What right do people like you look down on Yubei? You simply don't treat people as human beings! This is simply a decline in the world and corrupts people's hearts!" Lai Gou'er yelled.
He's all bad now.
This guy Wu Sheng said lightly, but it made his mind full of mental pollution.
I can't get rid of that picture no matter how I shake it off.
Faced with Lai Gou'er's cursing, Wu Sheng's expression remained unchanged, and he pondered: "You are right, this idea is really destructive and not humane, maybe it can be like this..."
.....
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