Royal Gold Magistrate

This smile made Fang Zhengyi's heart tremble.

The rhythm of the speech was a bit chaotic: "As long as His Highness likes it, I will send His Highness back to his room..."

"Ah?!" Li Miaohan covered her mouth in surprise and took a step back.

Several nuns around him stared at Fang Zhengyi.

what do you want?

Fangzheng twitched his lips in embarrassment: "Oh! Princess, don't misunderstand, the inns in Taoyuan County are different from those outside, and there are many novelty things to introduce to His Highness to avoid misunderstandings."

"Or I'll take Mammy up to explain..."

"Cough, cough, no need, I believe Mr. Fang...let's go up together.

After going upstairs, Fang Zhengyi introduced the facilities in the house to Li Miaohan, saying that the toilet naturally made the princess very shy.

The few nuns who accompanied him had already successfully labeled Fang Zhengyi as a hooligan.

But Fang Shao doesn't care about that, he just likes to see the princess blush!

The impression of the princess has come back, and the majesty will be ready as soon as the sweet potatoes are dug out tomorrow!

Everyone, just act as if nothing happened. I, Fang Zhengyi, are still a moral gentleman!

..........

After the princess was settled, Fang Zheng trotted all the way back to the entrance of the theater.

That guy Ao Chen was still waiting at the door to show his merits, Fangzheng lifted his collar angrily when he saw him one by one.

Angrily said: "Who the hell told you to change the Legend of the White Snake to this!?"

Ao Chen was a little confused, so he said in a daze, "What is it, master, it was performed normally according to your order. Now all the people in the county are watching The Legend of the White Snake, which is very popular. What's wrong?"

“I ask you who changed it!!!”

"Wu...Master Wu changed it!" Ao Chen was about to cry, it seems that something serious happened to the master.

Master Wu?Fangzheng frowned: "There is such a person in the county? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"It's Wu Sheng!"

"Wu Sheng? I've only been away for a few months and that bastard has become a master?" Fang Zhengyi was shocked.

"Yeah, now half of the traffic in brothels in the county is supported by him, and many people spend money to ask him to write things, but they can't hire him... He is very famous in the county, and he made a fortune early..."

Fangzheng's teeth itch with hatred when he heard the words, that stupid thing is here to ambush me!

Gritting his teeth, he said: "Jokes are not nonsense, and adaptations are not random compilations! Have you asked me about changing the Legend of the White Snake to this virtue? And did he also change the legend of Ji Gong? This is called copyright infringement! Go to him tomorrow The copyright fee is charged! Half of it will be deducted!"

"Also, where is that dog thing now?"

Ao Chen hurriedly said: "In the research institute, I heard that the creation has encountered a bottleneck, so instead of writing, he went to the research institute to find inspiration. He sponsored 3000 taels to the research institute, and the county government arranged for him a post as an editor.. ..”

Fangzheng's face softened: "Forget that he is sensible.. I'll settle the score with you tomorrow!"

"You, arrange a group of painters right now, wake up those who are already asleep, go to Xueyue Tower, and give me a clear picture of everyone who has been there tonight!"

"I want to see if there is any prudence, and see if he dares to impeach me in the future!"

After finishing speaking, he turned and went back to the county office.

................

Early the next morning, Fangzheng rushed directly to Youjian Inn after eating breakfast.

Yesterday was too tiring, a group of old men probably couldn't get up so fast.

Sure enough, when they arrived, they found that Emperor Jing, Guo Tianyang, and Li Yuanzhao ran out to eat at a roadside stall, followed by a few guards.

It can be seen that no other ministers got up.

After waiting in the inn for a long time, His Majesty did not come back. Instead, he saw many servants carrying buckets of water in and out of the inn to refill the water tower.

Fangzheng wondered at the shopkeeper, "What? The water tower is too small? Why are there so many people carrying water?"

The shopkeeper was also puzzled: "No! It was all designed at the beginning. It is not a problem to flush a room ten or eight times, and our water tanks are kept full every day..."

"My lord, don't the high officials from the capital really eat it!"

can eat?I didn't see much food yesterday, how much food can these little old men have?

It happened that Emperor Jing came back from the outside with a few people.

When they saw Fang Zhengyi, they greeted Fang Zhengyi with a smile.

Seeing this, Fangzheng felt relieved, as worthy of being an emperor, his psychological quality is good.

The three views were immediately rebuilt after one night.

Li Yuanzhao approached Fangzheng in a sneaky manner, and winked at Fangzheng: "Old Fang! Xueyue Tower, exciting!"

"There's that Iron Spear Dance in your county...why didn't you tell Bengong earlier?"

"???"

"What iron gun dance?"

He can understand that Two Sting Ape likes cosplay, but he has never heard of Iron Spear Dance.

Li Yuanzhao smiled wretchedly: "That's right...the iron gun was nailed to the table, and the woman rolled around the gun and danced... Tsk tsk tsk, whoops, that Bai Suzhen curled up yesterday is really worthy of the snake monster, amazing!"

"I heard it was created by Wu Sheng, talent! Such talent should be introduced to the East Palace!"

Fangzheng blinked.

The iron gun is stuck on the stage.. Pole dancing?

Damn Wu Sheng again!Lao Tzu's Taoyuan County was turned into a miasma by him!

"Your Highness! Taoyuan County can digest such a talent by ourselves. I'm afraid the East Palace won't be able to handle it!"

"Tch! I went upstairs to catch up on sleep. I didn't sleep well last night. Call me when we leave." Li Yuanzhao yawned and walked upstairs. He looked extremely tired and didn't know what happened last night.

Fangzheng quickly grabbed him: "Don't go, let me ask you, where are the others? Are you still asleep?"

Li Yuanzhao suddenly realized, and then he smiled: "I almost forgot, I'm not sleepy if you want to say this!"

"Last night was so wonderful, you don't know, I went door to door, and they all regarded the toilet as a well... Hahahaha! Idiot!"

"There are some people who think it's some kind of magical well water, and even ask Xiaoer for a gourd and want to fetch a gourd to go back to Beijing. It's so ridiculous."

"I had diarrhea all over this morning!"

"......" Thinking of a group of important officials in the court drinking toilet water together, Fang Zhengyi couldn't help shivering.

Damn, I said I seemed to forget something yesterday!