Royal Gold Magistrate

"Oh, get up, you're taking my place."

Fangzheng suddenly felt two kicks on his waist, and when he opened his eyes, the sunlight was a little glaring.

This sleep actually went straight from the afternoon to noon the next day.

The first time after waking up, Fang Zheng stood up and looked in front of him.

Seeing this, he was suddenly dumbfounded, and there was nothing in front of him.

He looked up at the person who kicked him just now.

A young beggar with a dirty face was staring at him.

Fang Zhengyi's eyes flashed fiercely: "Where's my bowl?!"

"Bowl? What bowl? Where did you get the bowl? You have taken my place." The little beggar said angrily.

Fuck... I lost the bowl and made another low-level mistake.

Why couldn't I hold back and fell asleep, I wiped it!

Fangzheng got up slowly, leaned against the wall and scratched his messy hair in frustration.

"Are you going or not? If you don't, I'll shake you." Seeing that he had no intention of leaving, the little beggar couldn't help threatening.

Fangzheng looked up at him.

Seeing him holding the bowl, he calmly said: "Is there anything to eat, give me a bite, I'm starving to death."

The little beggar was very angry. It was the first time he saw him begging for food and talking so hard!

"No, I said brother, there is no need to be hungry just after the new year, you have a better attitude."

"Look at my pants, I'll change them with you."

The little beggar glanced at Fang Zhengyi's trousers, revealing two rows of small yellow teeth.

"Hey! OK! I have a bowl of rice soup here."

After finishing speaking, he handed over the bowl in his hand.

As soon as Fangzheng took the bowl, he suddenly poured the rice soup in the bowl into his mouth.

As soon as I put it in my mouth, I immediately regretted it, and I don't know what was in this broken bowl, but there was a fishy smell in it!

Not to mention the cloudy rice soup, it was fishy and rancid!

At the first entrance, Fang Zhengyi felt as if he had been hit by a sap in the back of his head!

However, there is nothing to choose after being hungry for several days. No matter how bad this thing is, it is better than eating bugs.

Seeing him finish the rice soup in one gulp, the little beggar exclaimed, "Oh, I'm so hungry, I can't even drink this stuff, and I'm about to pour it down."

cnm!

Fangzheng wiped his mouth, and a vein appeared on his forehead.

It’s okay if you don’t drink, but the more you drink, the more uncomfortable your stomach will be, so you need to eat some dry food.

Looking up at the little beggar, he asked, "Is there any food left? I'll trade your boots for you!"

The little beggar looked at Fang Zhengyi's boots again, with a look of disgust in his eyes: "Your boots are good, but the bottom is leaking, I don't want it."

"Well, you're lucky this time, you met me, Mr. Chu. The eldest lady of the Chu family gave steamed buns in the morning. I'm full. Here's the half cake left over from yesterday for you to eat." The little beggar said. Another half of the cake was handed over.

Fangzheng stretched out his hand to snatch it, quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it in two or three gulps.

After eating half a piece of cake, my stomach feels better, but I still feel tired all over.

Put your arms under your head on your side and continue to sleep.

Seeing him lying down again, the little beggar hurriedly said, "Take off your pants! Don't you want to blame me?"

Fangzheng closed his eyes and shouted, "Smelly beggar, get out!"

When the little beggar heard the words, his face turned red immediately, and he pulled up his collar and shook it vigorously. While shaking, he said angrily: "Fuck! What do you mean, you are not a fucking beggar? How dare you lie to me!"

Fangzheng was annoyed by being shaken, so he quickly patted the little beggar's hand, and said helplessly, "Okay, okay! How about the two of you together? Any extra money will be yours. Just buy me a steamed bun tonight. No, I want to eat biscuits."

The little beggar said angrily, "You're just getting into the business, right? Can the two of you get more money together? Do you still have the face to order from me?"

Hearing this, Fang Zhengyi was also furious. Black history is also a part of his career, and he will never allow others to insult him!

"I just entered the fucking business? You didn't know where I was when I was begging for food!"

"I'll sleep on mine, you want your food, don't talk nonsense with me!"

After all, Fang Zhengyi moved a piece of land for him, wrote a few words on the ground, put his hands on his chest, and lay down on the flat ground in front of the wall with a peaceful face, as if dead.

The little beggar was dumbfounded: "What are you doing?"

"Sell yourself to bury brother!"

"..."

"Find me a cloth and cover my face, it's too harsh."

"Hey! What if someone buys me?"

"Whoever buys you is a stinky beggar, stop talking nonsense."

The little beggar kicked Fangzheng once or twice angrily, and was speechless when he saw him lying there completely enacted.

Helpless, I could only sit down against the wall, put the bowl in front of Fangzheng, and found a cloth to cover his face...

Immediately weeping: "Brother~~ah!! You died so miserable!!!! How can I live without you!!!"

Passers-by looked sideways.

"Slow down, it's too noisy."

"To shut up!"

........

Two hours passed.

Once Fangzheng was full of sleep, he lifted the rags from his face and slowly got up.

The first thing I saw was a passerby who was bending over and was about to give money.

The passer-by was looking at him with a face full of horror, tremblingly said: "Fraud... a corpse?"

"The money is low, Lord Yan asked me to take you there, and see what you look like poor!"

As soon as Fangzheng looked at the penny in his hand, his face was full of displeasure.

A penny?What about fooling around?

The passer-by screamed and took the money and ran away...

The little beggar complained: "You said your attitude towards begging is so bad! Can't you wake up later? You can earn less money!"

"I'm hungry, go and buy me biscuits." Fangzheng said expressionlessly.

After eating something and getting enough sleep, he now only feels full of evil fire and aggrieved.

How come this virtue is so inexplicably mixed up? !

Heck!

"Tsk tsk, I think you don't look like a beggar, you look like an old man! How can you be like this?" The little beggar was full of anger: "Do you think I'm your servant?"

Fangzheng took two deep breaths, and the boredom in his chest dissipated a lot.

Then he looked at the little beggar seriously and asked, "Let me ask you, how long have you been a beggar?"

"I was born a beggar! 17 years!"

17 years... The working time is much longer than myself.

Fangzheng sat against the wall, squinted at him, and said contemptuously: "17 years old, you are still begging on the street, what kind of food do you want? Little brother, don't say I am too straightforward, a beggar like you, It's the scum of the beggar world!"

"You fucking..." The little beggar was so angry that his eyebrows flew up, and he picked up the broken bowl and was about to smash it at it.

Fangzheng raised his hand to stop him, and continued: "If I were you, I wouldn't come out with a few houses in 17, I'd be a dog!"

The little beggar laughed out of breath: "Blow it! Where's your house? Don't you beg for food like me! I'm going to beg for more food! Where's your face?"

Fangzheng waved his hands, with a calm expression on his face: "Brother is not from here, he came here after being persecuted, the house? The house is all in the capital!"

"Bragging!"

"Bragging? Come on, come on, it's your life, my brother will teach you how to beg for food correctly today..."

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