Royal Gold Magistrate

Having prepared the leaves and sticks, Fang Zhengyi grabbed a handful of dirt and smeared it on his face: "Come in a disguise, and change your accent when you go in. Try to speak as little as possible, so as to avoid trouble later on."

"Why, bro, what are we afraid of begging for food?" Lai Gou'er asked

"Hey! Don't ask too many questions. This method is an emergency measure. It is prone to accidents. It is impossible to go wrong with comprehensive preparations."

"Oh!"

After getting ready, the two clay figurines began to run quickly towards the hut.

While running, Fangzheng warned: "Don't say anything when you go in, just keep an eye on him! Look at me and act!"

"Understood brother!"

In the hut, Dong Fu was in high spirits with his bundle in his arms!

Originally, I went to the tailor shop to pick up some things, but unexpectedly I ate too much at noon, and the reaction suddenly came in the middle of the afternoon.

Fortunately, we persisted to the latrine, and the urgent need was resolved.

"Um...um.. shit?"

When he was exerting his strength, Dong Fu's eyes went dark, and two beggars, one big and one small, appeared and squatted in front of him with dark faces.

Halfway through the effort...broken.

Seeing the two inexplicably appearing in front of him, Dong Fu said angrily, "What are you two doing?"

Fangzheng didn't say a word, picked up the broken bowl in his hand and started to shake it. There were two stones in it, jingling.

His eyes were still fixed on him.

Lai Gou'er followed suit and stared at him.

Suddenly, the hut was filled with a strange atmosphere.

Dong Fu was so stared at, he felt chilly down there!Pick up the toilet chip and get ready to clean up.

Fang Zhengyi took the small wooden stick, and with a "snap", he precisely knocked the toilet chips to the ground.

It was also transferred to the cesspit.....

Then he picked up the bowl and shook it again in front of Dong Fu.

"You are all fucking sick!" Dong Fu was dumbfounded!In the next second, he cursed in embarrassment and anger!

What the hell is going on today when you run into two strange people out of nowhere?

I can't even get up now!You can't just lift your pants and leave.

The ass hasn't been wiped yet!

Fang Zhengyi still didn't speak, just shook the broken bowl.

Dong Fu forcibly calmed down, endured his nausea and asked, "A beggar?"

Fang Zhengyi and Lai Gou'er nodded together.

"Then you fucking want it! Pretend to be dumb here! Hit my toilet to pay for your mother!" Dong Fu anxiously and angrily took out a few pennies from his bosom, and threw them into Fang Zhengyi's broken bowl.

Lai Gou'er's eyes lit up instantly!

Okay!Really good!The money came so fast!

But how could a few pennies satisfy Fang Zhengyi's appetite, he sighed, and brought the bowl to Dong Fu's eyes.

"Small?"

Fang Zheng nodded, and Lai Gou'er quickly followed.

"You two stinky beggars, don't put your nose on your face! You know I'm... ouch! I'll give it, I'll give it!"

Before Dong Fu could finish speaking, Fang Zhengyi took the tip of a small stick and stabbed him twice at the indescribable place.

Lai Gou'er's eyelids twitched as he looked at Fang Zhengyi with a little more fear.

Brother, this doesn't look like a beggar. This is highway robbery.

Dong Fu began to breathe rapidly, and shrank back with all his strength, but there was no room left.He has never encountered such an embarrassing situation in his life... This man is a pervert!

With trembling hands, he took out twenty Wen coins from his pocket and put them in the bowl, begging, "Is that enough?"

Fangzheng stretched out two fingers silently, pinched his throat and said with a slightly weird accent: "Two people."

"Forty cents, right! Okay! I'll give you the money but you have to leave quickly!" Dong Fu gritted his teeth and began to bargain.

Fang Zheng nodded his head.

Dong Hai took out another twenty Wen and put it in a bowl, and Fang Zheng handed the bowl to Lai Gou'er.

Immediately, he took out a handful of leaves, took out one from the middle and handed it over.

Seeing the poor leaf that Fang Zhengyi handed over, Dong Fu felt blood rushing to his forehead!

You knocked out my toilet chip, so just give me a leaf! ?

"Five coins for a piece, sir, how many pieces do you think? This one has a discounted price of fifty coins."

The flesh on Dong Fu's face kept shaking, and he roared angrily: "No! No one! I'm going to die here today, falling into the cesspit! Don't buy this broken leaf, get out!"

Seeing him getting angry, Lai Gou'er couldn't help feeling a little scared, and quietly tugged Zhengyi's sleeves twice.

Fangzheng sighed when he saw this.

After all, the newcomer is too immature and has some stage fright.

It's not good to teach the latter ones, and if you teach them again, you will learn badly. My skills are all used by gangs to commit crimes.

It is enough for one or two people to use it once, but if you use it too much, you will inevitably get into trouble.

Fang Zheng bowed to Dong Fu, turned around and left with Lai Gou'er.

Outside the hut, Lai Gou'er excitedly counted the copper coins in the broken bowl: "Brother, 45 coins! 45 coins! I won't come here for so many days, you still have a way."

Although Lai Gou'er was happy, Fangzheng was worried when he looked at the broken bowl, who would spend this little money?Still waiting for a shower and dinner.

It's all promised to Lai Gou'er, so I can't break my promise.He didn't have the patience to wait for a few more people to do it.

"Wait here for a while, I'll go in and make it easier."

In the hut, Dong Fu just relaxed and continued to detoxify, still muttering and cursing.

A black shadow appeared in front of him again!

The chocolate factory was just halfway through.....and broke again...

"What are you doing~ ouch! How about another person?!" Dong Fu looked at Fang Zhengyi with a face full of pain.

"Robbery." Fang Zhengyi squatted down silently, took out a dagger from his boots, and pressed it against Dong Fu's neck.

"Hit...hit...robbery!?" Dong Fu's face turned pale in an instant: "You...you are breaking the law! Hero, we don't violate the law, the money has been given to you just now...don't do it! "

"Stop talking nonsense, take out all the money!" Fang Zhengyi rubbed his neck twice with the blade.

The cold touch passed over his neck, and Dong Fu was already in a panic.

It's outrageous enough to be forced to beg for food after shitting!The beggar turned into a robber all of a sudden!

Dong Fu hurriedly removed the burden and was about to rummage through his pockets for money.

Fangzheng pulled off the burden one by one: "What am I pretending to see?"

"..."

The burden was opened, and inside were two new sets of clothes.

Exactly!

"That's right, this burden is mine too!"

"Hero...here..give you money."

As soon as Fang Zheng took the money bag handed over by Dong Fu, he opened it and took a look, and it seemed that there was a small amount of silver in it.

He took a small ingot of two taels of scattered silver, threw the money bag back to Dong Fu, and asked, "Just take these, and I will take it as my master's loan to you. What is your name and where do you live?"

Dong Fu squatted on the latrine, his heart throbbing with fear. Seeing that Fang Zhengyi had no intention of committing any murder, he relaxed a little.

He lowered his head and gritted his teeth tightly: "Go away! I'll give you the money! Just pretend nothing happened today, get out!"

Fangzheng smiled: "If you say you borrowed it, you must pay it back. I, Guo Tian, ​​will repay your kindness. You are lucky to meet me!"

lucky?I want to tear you up, bitch!

Dong Fu suppressed his anger and said: "My name is Dong Fu, the housekeeper of the Chu family, you must know the Chu family! Guo Tianyang, I remember you, and I will wait for you to pay back the money at any time!"

"Well, that's right. Let's go!"

"Fuck!"

Fang Zheng nodded in satisfaction, and then attacked Dong Fu with a sweeping leg!

Immediately, Dong Fu inserted one leg deeply into the latrine, and half of his body fell obliquely on the latrine.

"Fucking shit, Guo Tianyang! You wait for me! If I can't kill you, my surname is not Dong!!!"

With his butt naked, Dong Fu sank into the latrine, feeling that his calf was wrapped in cold and slippery.

The thighs seem to be stretched!

Double thrill!Dong Fu lost his mind in an instant, and he didn't care about being afraid anymore, and started yelling and cursing crazily!

His two legs were already numb, and while screaming, he was still trying to pull them out with both hands.

"Don't pull it out, you have to stand up." Fangzheng broke out in kindness, and couldn't help but remind him.

support?

Dong Fu unconsciously looked around the latrine, his face turned ashen for an instant...

Fang Zheng smiled and sprinkled a handful of leaves on Dong Fu's head, carrying the burden, and left the hut without looking back.

When he got outside the hut, Lai Gou'er saw him carrying a bundle and asked, "Brother, isn't this man's property?"

"Well, don't worry about it! Brother will take you to dinner!"

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