Royal Gold Magistrate

Lai Gou'er hunched over and sat beside Fang Zhengyi, and heaved a sigh of relief.

He sighed: "Hey, brother, I think I'd better go back and be a beggar. Working in the Chu family is not happy at all."

Fangzheng got up slowly, and looked at him sideways: "Where can't you be happy? Be happy if you want food?"

"I feel like I'm not living for myself and I'm not free when I receive a fixed salary every month."

"Heh, your ideas are quite trendy! It's not easy to have a serious job. Do it hard. It's rare to have a chance to change your mind. If you have time, brother will help you tear down that Dong Fu and help you up?" Fangzheng said casually. .

"Brother, when you say this, why do I feel a bit like the anti-thief eunuch in the storybook on the street?" Lai Gou'er scratched his face and giggled.

"If you can't speak, just keep your mouth shut!"

"Hehe, bro, what shall we eat tonight? Didn't the Chu family not let us go out?" Lai Gou'er asked.

"Go to the kitchen and bring you something to eat! I think I bought a lot of meat today, and there must be a lot of good meat left!" Fang Zheng licked his lips.

In order to establish relationships with other servants, all the leftovers from Yuhualou were given away.

In the past two days, there was nothing greasy to eat, and the birds faded out of the mouth.

Take this opportunity to improve the food!

"Stealing food?" Lai Gou'er began to feel uneasy.

Big brother is good everywhere, but he is not like a serious beggar, and all he does is breaking the law...

Fangzheng showed displeasure on one side: "What is stealing? Can scholars be considered stealing?" A series of incomprehensible words, such as "a gentleman is always poor" and "a person who cares" and so on, made Lai Gouer more and more angry. Reluctantly: "Brother, how can you beg for food if you can read and write? I don't understand."

"Who doesn't have a few side jobs! There is no permanent job in this world. Brothers are all from the past. What have you done to make a living?"

Suddenly, Fangzheng teased, "Hey? Why didn't I see you go to the south courtyard today?"

The south courtyard is the courtyard where the second lady, Chu Youyi, lives. Ever since he entered Chu's house, Lai Gou'er secretly ran there when he had nothing to do.

Fang Zhengyi asked a few times before he realized that he actually fell in love with the little maid beside Chu Youyi, Hsinchu.

Before spring came, he began to feel restless.

Lai Gou'er's face was hot: "Go later, it's not good to go too often, and I don't dare to talk to them, just take a look."

"You haven't even spoken to him?" Fangzheng asked in surprise.

Lai Gou'er muttered: "Say... I said it, I said it twice, I praised her for being beautiful...she ignored me."

"Tsk tsk tsk!" Fangzheng curled his lips, shook his head and said, "Aren't you just a dog licker? I despise a dog licker without skills the most!"

"What is licking a dog?"

"Watch." Fangzheng clenched his fists, as if he was holding something, and said to the big yellow dog not far away: "Wow! Rhubarb, come here!"

Seeing this, the big yellow dog ran over frantically, wagging its tail, and moved closer to Fang Zhengyi's side.

Just about to poke his mouth out, Fangzheng withdrew his hand, Dahuang sniffed for nothing, and looked at him suspiciously.

As soon as Fangzheng stretched out his hand again, Dahuang flicked his tail and moved closer.

Withdrawing his hand again, Da Huang stood there dumbfounded for a moment and shouted at Fangzheng: "Wow! Wang! Wang!"

"Did you see it? This is dog licking. You are the same as this dog licking. If you don't use your brain, you won't be able to lick anything in the end."

Lai Gouer stared at Rhubarb for a while, Fang Zhengyi continued: "This is not the most sad thing, the sad thing is that pure dog licking is shameless, and never learns a lesson!"

After that, he stretched out his hand again, and Rhubarb wagged his tail and leaned towards his fist again.

Fangzheng slapped the dog in the face with a backhand at the speed of light!

"Aw~~Aw~Aw~" Rhubarb wailed and ran away with his tail between his legs.

"See, this is the end of pure dog licking, no long memory, licking in a daze! The final result can only be injury." Fang Zhengyi pointed at Da Huang.

"Wow!Wow!Wow!!" Rhubarb barked wildly from a distance.

Cannibalism, Rhubarb felt extremely uncomfortable!

"Uh... Forget it bro, I'm not good enough for him, let's see." Lai Gou'er said with low self-esteem: "Without you, I would still beg for food on the street, no different from a wild dog."

"Dog, with your mentality, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your life! Just because you call me elder brother and I call you younger brother, all the women in the Chu family are considered high-profile when they match you! What are you trying to do?" Fang Zheng with a sigh

Lai Gou'er smirked: "Brother, you know what, I love listening to you, every time you brag you can tell the truth."

Fang Zhengyi: "..."

"Okay, then I'll listen to you! I won't be a pure licking dog anymore, what should I do?" Lai Gou'er said

Fang Zhengyi nodded in satisfaction: "That's right! You have a brother here to teach you, so you're afraid you won't be able to get a girl?"

"The girl in Hsinchu is really pretty, but have you ever thought about how many people there are in the South Yard, at least not less than ours? Even if he has a dozen or so! I think they can all fall in love with Hsinchu, so those who praise her must be There are too many, it will be useless if you praise it any more!"

"At this time, you have to do the opposite, impress her first! Then lick it slowly!"

"How to lick also needs to be skillful. Licking can't stay on the mouth, but to provide convenience for her, give her food when she's hungry, and water when she's thirsty!"

"Daily love talk keeps going, even if you have the cheek to do it."

"All in all, give her a feeling that with you, life will be much more convenient, and it's best to raise her as a cripple!"

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, Lai Gou'er struggled and said, "Why do I feel like I've become a pure dog licker again?"

"What are you talking about! What are you talking about!" Fang Zhengyi scolded, "I haven't finished yet. After she gets used to living with you, she must not continue to lick her!"

"Then what are you doing?" Lai Gou'er's eyes lit up.

"To lick the friends around her, to make her jealous and unhappy! The so-called favored ones have nothing to fear, and only those who lose it can regret it."

"She thinks that you are her exclusive benefit, but other people also have it. At this time, she will be psychologically unbalanced, and maybe she will give you some sweetness in turn. Don't rush to accept the sweetness. It depends on the situation, brother When the time comes, I will set up a character set for you as a prodigal son, to make her feel ashamed and regret it! You licked it out, and she will lick it back sooner or later!"

"Wonderful! Brother! Is this how you tricked the sisters-in-law?" Lai Gou'er said excitedly.

"Tch, I'm only teaching you this way since you're a novice. Brother doesn't play tricks, he only talks about true love." Fangzheng sighed.

"Okay! I understand, then I'll go now!" After finishing speaking, Lai Gou'er was about to leave in a hurry, but was held back by Fang Zhengyi.

"What's the rush? Clean yourself up first, at least clean before you go! Look at your big yellow teeth, even the old ladies don't want to kiss you!" Fang Zhengyi reprimanded.

"Oh! Then I'll brush my teeth first." Lai Gou'er blushed and ran away.

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Two hours later, the sun was setting.

Fang Zhengyi was still lamenting how peaceful the years were in the garden, when a figure leaning on crutches came into view.

The figure gradually approached...a person suspected of being a dog appeared in front of Fang Zhengyi.

His face was covered with bruises, he wiped his tears and looked at Fang Zhengyi, and said aggrievedly: "Brother, what you teach is useless..."

"Who are you?" Fang Zhengyi asked with a frown.

"My brother, Lai Gouer!" Big tears rolled out of his eyes.

"Damn it! Why did you get beaten up like this? Did you get into a fight?" Fang Zheng was shocked, and hurriedly stood up to observe.

Lai Gou'er cried and said, "After I brushed my teeth...go to the South Yard...to find Hsinchu, don't you say to do the opposite and leave a deep impression..."

"I said she was ugly, so she asked someone to beat me... woo woo woo..."

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