Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 515 The God of Brothel
Early the next morning, Fang Zhengyi took Lai Gou'er to send Chu Youyi to the academy.
Lai Gou'er had already asked for leave the day before, so he fooled around with Chu Youyi's side.
Arrived in the academy.
A group of schoolboys got up excitedly and looked at Fang Zhengyi. They got up and shouted in unison: "Brother Fang, good morning!"
Fangzheng pressed his hand and replied with a smile: "Okay, students, please sit down."
A book boy asked excitedly: "Brother Fang, today is the advanced practical class! I'm ready to go to actual combat!"
"Brother Fang, I have all the tuition fees ready, let's talk about it quickly! I don't want to hear the case anymore!"
"I still want to hear the case..."
Fangzheng cleared his throat: "Ah... Well, we won't have class today, and I have arranged a special task for you, copy something for me!"
"Dog, pass out the pen and paper."
Lai Gou'er walked out from behind Fang Zhengyi silently, and took out the pen and paper prepared in advance.
Everyone also sent a manuscript, which was written overnight by Fangzheng.
The book boy took the manuscript and read it. After a while, everyone's faces were flushed and they were breathing deeply!
Someone excitedly said, "Brother Fang, did you write this?"
"Don't ask so many questions! Just take it and copy it! Let me know when you've finished copying it, that little Liu, go and make me a pot of tea."
After the arrangements were made, Fang Zhengyi leaned back on the chair and ate snacks and drank tea leisurely.
In about an hour, hundreds of manuscripts were neatly transcribed.
Fangzheng stretched out his hand and pointed, and whispered to Lai Gou'er, "Dog, post it on the street. Remember to stay away from the government office and find a place with a lot of scholars and rich people. I still have some change here. You can give it to me." Your friends are divided."
"Don't worry brother, I will definitely take care of this trivial matter for you, but what is written on it?"
"Don't ask too many questions, just do it!"
......
In one afternoon, leaflets began to be spread to the streets and alleys of Yuding City by the hands of beggars!
Beggars are extremely serious about doing this kind of work. After all, when colleagues ask for help, and one person sticks a piece of paper for ten cents, how can beggars not do it seriously when it is their turn to do such a simple and profitable job?
According to Lai Gou'er's request, the fellow beggars knew the situation in Yuding City very well.
Dajing's first-generation fresh cowhide advertisements were quickly posted all over the wealthy places in Yuding City!
The gates of the academy and the restaurant naturally became the hardest-hit areas!
Whether you are a scholar or an ordinary person, there is never a shortage of good deeds, and the fire of gossip is burning inside everyone.
When the leaflets were posted on the pillars of various buildings, people with good intentions came to watch.
Since the leader is a scholar, there is still a group of common people waiting eagerly for the scholar to interpret the above news.
But today everyone was disappointed.
Countless scholars stopped to watch, everyone had mysterious smiles on their faces, and some even denounced the deteriorating world as vulgar and indecent!
But the eyeballs are motionless!
The content on the flyer is the [Brothel Guide] carefully written by Fang Zhengyi!
The brothels I visited yesterday were all written down on paper, including the specific location, environmental decoration, and food reviews.
Due to limited time, he made up a lot of content.
In today's first guide, a brothel red card is specially selected to focus on the description.
What kind of talent is good at, what looks like, what is the figure, and various characteristics.
The words used are extremely ambiguous, what kind of soft tone and soft body, icy muscles and fine bones...
Most importantly, there is also a vivid old wolf evaluation below!
The description begins with stepping into the gate of the brothel, psychological description, service introduction, action description... the end of the speech.
In the end, Fang Zhengyi boasted crazily, saying that he has read countless women, and today he has learned a lot!
Originally, the lives of the common people were dull and boring, and even the lives of scholars may not be wonderful.
Scholars read it for a long time and couldn't help discussing in low voices: "Brother, do you think what's written on it is true?"
"It can't be fake! The words are flat and straightforward, the voice is full of emotion, simple but not simple!"
"Is it really that moist?"
"Don't talk about Brother Han, I'll take a trip for you tonight!"
When a group of scholars mentioned the excitement, they all bent over and ran away...
Such an anecdote and spectacle was naturally spread from one to another, and soon this unhealthy trend spread throughout most of Yuding City through the mouths of everyone.
......
That night.
The brothel began to decorate with lights and festoons, and opened the door to welcome guests.
It's just that today's Qunyuyuan is different from usual!
The old bustard was sweating profusely, and he kept greeting left and right. The crowd flocked to him, and even the waiter was busy serving food and running around.
There is a feeling of being exhausted!
"Today! Why are there so many people today! What happened?" The bustard anxiously asked Gui Gong beside him.
Usually there are so many people here, she is too late to be happy, but there are too many people here today!Instead, there was a sense of uneasiness in my heart.
Gui Gong was also at a loss, and said anxiously: "I don't know! It's too bad, it's too much! There are too many people and the guests have already started scolding!"
"How do we close the door now?"
The bustard calmed down and said decisively: "No! It's rare that there are so many guests today, something unusual must have happened...I'll ask a guest later."
The old bustard went straight to the door, stopped a young master who was about to enter, and said with a charming smile: "Young master, you are here!"
Brother Young Master pushed the old procuress away: "Stop talking nonsense! Call your girl named Xiu'er, I'm here to test her quality today!"
embroidery?Is Xiu'er so popular on weekdays?
The procuress asked eagerly, "Young master, which bro are you talking about?"
"Hey! It's the Xiu'er who doesn't wash her feet and still smells like orchids!" Brother Gongzi looked in, seeing a large crowd of people clamoring, feeling quite disappointed.
It seems that today it is my turn to work hard!
"What?" The bustard was stunned for a moment!
There is no such person!Who the hell doesn't wash their feet with the scent of orchids?Get drunk!
The old bustard looked at Gui Gong as if asking for help, and Gui Gong wiped the sweat from his forehead and rushed to her side and said in a low voice, "You were too busy just now to pay attention, but today is strange, all the guests who came here are embroidering. ! At this moment, more than ten people have gone in to find her, so I can't pick up any more! If you pick up any more guests, you'll be familiar!"
More than ten people?The bustard closed her eyes in pain.
Even if she is quite harsh to the women below, she is not so cruel!
"You're sick! Arrange more than a dozen people to find Xiu'er, they're not familiar with each other, they'll cost their lives!"
Mr. Turtle said embarrassedly: "They gave too much, and they were very fierce! I can't help it! There are still more than [-] people in line behind!"
"what?"
Brother Gongzi was already impatient with waiting, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Hurry up and arrange it! Is Xiu'er here!"
The old bustard stepped forward and asked: "Dare to ask why you must find Xiu'er? We have a lot of good girls!"
Brother Young Master took out a leaflet from his pocket and took a picture of it: "Young Master, I have come all this way to see Xiu'er! Is this how your Qunyu Academy treats guests?"
The old bustard quickly took the flyer and opened it to look at it. His eyes quickly swept over and he stayed on the spot: "This...this... the wine demon god? Who is this!"
Brother Young Master showed contempt: "The Alcoholic God doesn't even know, he has become popular in the whole city in half a day! It is rumored that this person reads women like a god, and his experience is unfathomable! He said that Xiu'er is the best in Qunyuyuan , you madam is so ignorant, why don't you hurry up and arrange embroidery for me?"
The old bustard was about to speak back, when suddenly there was a fight upstairs.
"Today, whoever wants to fuck me to steal my baby is going to make things difficult for me, Young Master Xu!!!"
"You're a fart! Get the hell out of here, I'm here first!"
"Stop arguing! We're all scholars, what's the point of arguing? Xiu'er, you said there are 16 of us, so you decide who you pick today!"
......
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Lai Gou'er had already asked for leave the day before, so he fooled around with Chu Youyi's side.
Arrived in the academy.
A group of schoolboys got up excitedly and looked at Fang Zhengyi. They got up and shouted in unison: "Brother Fang, good morning!"
Fangzheng pressed his hand and replied with a smile: "Okay, students, please sit down."
A book boy asked excitedly: "Brother Fang, today is the advanced practical class! I'm ready to go to actual combat!"
"Brother Fang, I have all the tuition fees ready, let's talk about it quickly! I don't want to hear the case anymore!"
"I still want to hear the case..."
Fangzheng cleared his throat: "Ah... Well, we won't have class today, and I have arranged a special task for you, copy something for me!"
"Dog, pass out the pen and paper."
Lai Gou'er walked out from behind Fang Zhengyi silently, and took out the pen and paper prepared in advance.
Everyone also sent a manuscript, which was written overnight by Fangzheng.
The book boy took the manuscript and read it. After a while, everyone's faces were flushed and they were breathing deeply!
Someone excitedly said, "Brother Fang, did you write this?"
"Don't ask so many questions! Just take it and copy it! Let me know when you've finished copying it, that little Liu, go and make me a pot of tea."
After the arrangements were made, Fang Zhengyi leaned back on the chair and ate snacks and drank tea leisurely.
In about an hour, hundreds of manuscripts were neatly transcribed.
Fangzheng stretched out his hand and pointed, and whispered to Lai Gou'er, "Dog, post it on the street. Remember to stay away from the government office and find a place with a lot of scholars and rich people. I still have some change here. You can give it to me." Your friends are divided."
"Don't worry brother, I will definitely take care of this trivial matter for you, but what is written on it?"
"Don't ask too many questions, just do it!"
......
In one afternoon, leaflets began to be spread to the streets and alleys of Yuding City by the hands of beggars!
Beggars are extremely serious about doing this kind of work. After all, when colleagues ask for help, and one person sticks a piece of paper for ten cents, how can beggars not do it seriously when it is their turn to do such a simple and profitable job?
According to Lai Gou'er's request, the fellow beggars knew the situation in Yuding City very well.
Dajing's first-generation fresh cowhide advertisements were quickly posted all over the wealthy places in Yuding City!
The gates of the academy and the restaurant naturally became the hardest-hit areas!
Whether you are a scholar or an ordinary person, there is never a shortage of good deeds, and the fire of gossip is burning inside everyone.
When the leaflets were posted on the pillars of various buildings, people with good intentions came to watch.
Since the leader is a scholar, there is still a group of common people waiting eagerly for the scholar to interpret the above news.
But today everyone was disappointed.
Countless scholars stopped to watch, everyone had mysterious smiles on their faces, and some even denounced the deteriorating world as vulgar and indecent!
But the eyeballs are motionless!
The content on the flyer is the [Brothel Guide] carefully written by Fang Zhengyi!
The brothels I visited yesterday were all written down on paper, including the specific location, environmental decoration, and food reviews.
Due to limited time, he made up a lot of content.
In today's first guide, a brothel red card is specially selected to focus on the description.
What kind of talent is good at, what looks like, what is the figure, and various characteristics.
The words used are extremely ambiguous, what kind of soft tone and soft body, icy muscles and fine bones...
Most importantly, there is also a vivid old wolf evaluation below!
The description begins with stepping into the gate of the brothel, psychological description, service introduction, action description... the end of the speech.
In the end, Fang Zhengyi boasted crazily, saying that he has read countless women, and today he has learned a lot!
Originally, the lives of the common people were dull and boring, and even the lives of scholars may not be wonderful.
Scholars read it for a long time and couldn't help discussing in low voices: "Brother, do you think what's written on it is true?"
"It can't be fake! The words are flat and straightforward, the voice is full of emotion, simple but not simple!"
"Is it really that moist?"
"Don't talk about Brother Han, I'll take a trip for you tonight!"
When a group of scholars mentioned the excitement, they all bent over and ran away...
Such an anecdote and spectacle was naturally spread from one to another, and soon this unhealthy trend spread throughout most of Yuding City through the mouths of everyone.
......
That night.
The brothel began to decorate with lights and festoons, and opened the door to welcome guests.
It's just that today's Qunyuyuan is different from usual!
The old bustard was sweating profusely, and he kept greeting left and right. The crowd flocked to him, and even the waiter was busy serving food and running around.
There is a feeling of being exhausted!
"Today! Why are there so many people today! What happened?" The bustard anxiously asked Gui Gong beside him.
Usually there are so many people here, she is too late to be happy, but there are too many people here today!Instead, there was a sense of uneasiness in my heart.
Gui Gong was also at a loss, and said anxiously: "I don't know! It's too bad, it's too much! There are too many people and the guests have already started scolding!"
"How do we close the door now?"
The bustard calmed down and said decisively: "No! It's rare that there are so many guests today, something unusual must have happened...I'll ask a guest later."
The old bustard went straight to the door, stopped a young master who was about to enter, and said with a charming smile: "Young master, you are here!"
Brother Young Master pushed the old procuress away: "Stop talking nonsense! Call your girl named Xiu'er, I'm here to test her quality today!"
embroidery?Is Xiu'er so popular on weekdays?
The procuress asked eagerly, "Young master, which bro are you talking about?"
"Hey! It's the Xiu'er who doesn't wash her feet and still smells like orchids!" Brother Gongzi looked in, seeing a large crowd of people clamoring, feeling quite disappointed.
It seems that today it is my turn to work hard!
"What?" The bustard was stunned for a moment!
There is no such person!Who the hell doesn't wash their feet with the scent of orchids?Get drunk!
The old bustard looked at Gui Gong as if asking for help, and Gui Gong wiped the sweat from his forehead and rushed to her side and said in a low voice, "You were too busy just now to pay attention, but today is strange, all the guests who came here are embroidering. ! At this moment, more than ten people have gone in to find her, so I can't pick up any more! If you pick up any more guests, you'll be familiar!"
More than ten people?The bustard closed her eyes in pain.
Even if she is quite harsh to the women below, she is not so cruel!
"You're sick! Arrange more than a dozen people to find Xiu'er, they're not familiar with each other, they'll cost their lives!"
Mr. Turtle said embarrassedly: "They gave too much, and they were very fierce! I can't help it! There are still more than [-] people in line behind!"
"what?"
Brother Gongzi was already impatient with waiting, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Hurry up and arrange it! Is Xiu'er here!"
The old bustard stepped forward and asked: "Dare to ask why you must find Xiu'er? We have a lot of good girls!"
Brother Young Master took out a leaflet from his pocket and took a picture of it: "Young Master, I have come all this way to see Xiu'er! Is this how your Qunyu Academy treats guests?"
The old bustard quickly took the flyer and opened it to look at it. His eyes quickly swept over and he stayed on the spot: "This...this... the wine demon god? Who is this!"
Brother Young Master showed contempt: "The Alcoholic God doesn't even know, he has become popular in the whole city in half a day! It is rumored that this person reads women like a god, and his experience is unfathomable! He said that Xiu'er is the best in Qunyuyuan , you madam is so ignorant, why don't you hurry up and arrange embroidery for me?"
The old bustard was about to speak back, when suddenly there was a fight upstairs.
"Today, whoever wants to fuck me to steal my baby is going to make things difficult for me, Young Master Xu!!!"
"You're a fart! Get the hell out of here, I'm here first!"
"Stop arguing! We're all scholars, what's the point of arguing? Xiu'er, you said there are 16 of us, so you decide who you pick today!"
......
Oh, by the way, comments with more than ten characters can also add to people's hearts, thank you everyone, bang bang bang!Enter the homepage and pay attention!
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