Royal Gold Magistrate

Time passed quickly, and Fang Zhengyi undoubtedly missed work again.

After fooling Chu Youyi with a few words, he rushed straight to the Fuyuan Inn, joined the crowd and arrived at the Qunyu Courtyard.

Qunyu Courtyard was already bustling with people, so many people that they could hardly move their feet, it was like a temple fair.

There are so many more women than men!

There was no one to serve them, so they stood chatting together in twos and threes, or watched the singing and dancing performances on the stage, but even so, everyone seemed to be in high spirits.

Yuniang had already been waiting at the door, and when she saw Fangzheng, she warmly greeted him.

He complained in a low voice: "Mr. Fang, you are here, there are too many people in Qunyu Academy today! Why didn't you inform me when you posted that announcement! What is the magical medicine you mentioned? Ah, the servants are also itchy."

Fangzheng returned with a smile: "I'm sorry, Yuniang, I won't do it next time, I have to borrow your table today, and my people will send a batch of things later, please send someone to pick it up. "

"Okay! No problem! Seats are reserved for you, you go inside. The guests in this nursery are all waiting to see your true face!" Yu Niang smiled coquettishly and covered her mouth.

"I'll talk about whether I'll show my face or not. I don't have that plan yet." After finishing speaking, Fang Zheng walked towards the direction Yu Niang was pointing at.

There is an excellent viewing angle in front of you, and you can see the dancer's thighs at a glance.

Fangzheng sat there carelessly, enjoying the dance.

Zhao Lie and Xie Xian drank tea calmly and looked at the stage as well.

Zhou Tie was the only one with a bitter face: "Master, can I not go up?"

"No, why don't you let me do it? I don't want to do such a shameful thing!" Fang Zhengyi said flatly.

"I don't want to either! I think Lao Xie's eloquence is much better than mine!" Zhou Tie glanced at Xie Xian.

"He's too thin! He looks like he has kidney deficiency. Can customers still trust our products? You must be strong and strong. Zhang Biao is not as good as you!"

Xie Xian's face suddenly grew long.

"Really?" Zhou Tie's eyes lit up.

"That's right, can I lie to you? Zhang Biao trains dead muscles, and your muscle lines are much more beautiful than his! And he has one bone, you have two bones!" Fang Zhengyi kept touting.

Zhou Tie seemed a little flustered, but such an embarrassing thing still needs to be carefully considered.

Zhao Lie on the side said: "Although Brother Tie is powerful, he is not as good as Brother Biao."

Fangzheng gave him a blank look: "You child, what are you talking about! Isn't that Zhou Tie letting Zhang Biao go? How can Zhang Biao fight Zhou Tie alone?"

Zhou Tie smirked: "It's good that the master knows, let him win!"

"Okay, don't be ashamed of me when you get on stage later!"

Zhou Tie hurriedly took out a small note from his chest, carried it back tremblingly, and said in his mouth: "There are too many people, there are too many people, I am really nervous."

"Master believes in you. You are the best. If you become you today, you will become the king of Taoyuan County! Master, I will help you find ten girls so that you can have a good time in the city." Fang Zhengyi said carelessly.

"Master, we have made a deal!" Zhou Tie was overjoyed.

Xie Xian smiled contemptuously, and said contemptuously, "Ten? Can you do it?"

Before Zhou Tie could open his mouth, Fang Zhengyi spoke first: "Why can't it work? With Brother Tie's physique, it's definitely not enough for one man to do it ten times a night, but it's definitely not a problem for ten of them to do it once each!"

"Isn't that the same?" Xie Xian retorted.

"Why is it the same? It's called the Coolidge Effect. You don't understand science." Fang Zheng said.

Zhao Lie, who hadn't spoken much, said, "It seems to be the case. I observed when the chickens were bred in the county. The rooster would soon die if it faced a hen. There would be no second time. Change to a new one." The hen will do it again immediately!"

"Did you hear that? All men are lustful because of sex!" Fang Zheng squinted at Xie Xian.

Xie Xian had a shocked expression on his face: "This... science is really amazing!"

A few people were chatting, and the waiter came up and brought a few small wine jars and a set of exquisite wine utensils to Fangzheng and put them away, and said respectfully: "Mr. Fang, this is wine specially prepared for you, Yu Niang If you don’t have enough to drink, you can call me again at any time. Also, your people have already delivered the things, and we have arranged them in the backyard.”

"En!" Fang Zhengyi slapped the few copper coins left in his hand into the little second hand, and waved him away.

Immediately, he picked up the wine jar and handed it to Zhou Tie and the others: "Come on! Try the wine, I've never drank that much before!"

Speaking of drinking, Fangzheng usually drinks baijiu, mostly rice wine, and he doesn't make much wine in the wine county.

Wine is not as stable as white wine. If it is not well preserved, it will easily go bad and sour, so it is usually expensive to sell outside.

The few people didn't pay much attention to it. They threw the wine utensils aside and did not move. They picked up the wine jar and poured it into their mouths.Fangzheng took a sip and smiled.

"Don't tell me, this wine is really good, Xiaoer! Bring me a few more jars!"

Zhou Tiejing swallowed the cow and drank a small jar of wine quickly, hiccupped, looked around and said, "Master, is it time for me to drink?"

The surrounding crowd has already begun to become angry.

Seeing that the time has come, why hasn't the wine demon god come out?

Someone kept shouting: "Did you put up fake notices in Qunyu Academy! Where is the magic medicine? Is the wine demon god coming today?"

"That's right! There's not even a seat. Is this how your brothel treats guests?"

"Hurry up! I'll wait until the flowers are gone!"

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The sound became louder and louder, and Yuniang couldn't help feeling a little anxious, and kept giving Fangzheng winks from a distance.

As soon as Fangzheng felt Yuniang's gaze, he waved his hand to tell her to remove the dancing girl, and then poked Zhou Tie beside him: "Get ready!"

Zhou Tie nodded with a serious expression, took out a small can from his arms, gritted his teeth and tore off his shirt!

Immediately, I applied the contents of the small jar to my body, and after a while, my whole body began to become shiny and shiny!

Then he stepped onto the stage suddenly, raised his arms high and said, "Everyone, be safe and don't be impatient! The Alcoholic Almighty has come! Today, I will introduce the magic medicine to you on behalf of the Almighty, and it will start right away!"

After finishing speaking, he put on a fit look!

Explosive muscles, perfect lines are fully revealed, explosive!

There was a tsunami of applause from the audience, and Fang Zhengyi's whistle was also mixed with it.

Xie Xian looked at the stage, turned his head to Zhao Lie and asked, "Is he imitating Zhang Biao?"

Zhao Lie observed it carefully, and said seriously: "It must be!"

The introduction on the stage had unknowingly started intensely. After Zhou Tie made two hard concave shapes, he said in a deep voice: "Are you still troubled by the poor hardness? Are you still worried about the short time?" Embarrassed?..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, one or three people below the stage suddenly laughed together, their heads almost flew off with laughter!

Especially Fang Zhengyi!

picture!The voice was too similar to those fake drug advertisements I had seen before, and it was particularly joyous when paired with Zhou Tie's coquettish appearance, which greatly exceeded expectations.

Zhou Tie obviously saw the situation on Fang Zhengyi's side, and his face froze, but fortunately, he had a strong psychological quality after being on the battlefield and quickly adjusted, and continued to speak.

"...Have you tried many tonics, but found nothing!" Zhou Tie's voice became high-pitched when he said this: "Is there no medicine that not only nourishes the kidney, but also strengthens the yang, and can also treat frequent urination, urgency, and incessant urination?" A peerless medicine?"

"Here it comes! Seven Heavens Great Sage! It finally came today!"

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