Royal Gold Magistrate
Chapter 81 The Art of Golden Regeneration
The next day, Fang Zhengyi got up very late again.
Anyway, no one knew that he was going back to Beijing. Wouldn't it be a crime for him to go early?
It was not until noon that he slowly got up, dressed and had lunch, and then wandered into the palace with a package in a carriage.
When we arrived at the East Palace, we immediately saw the bored Li Yuanzhao and Liu Jin who was waiting on the sidelines.
When the two heard the eunuch's announcement, they both looked at Fangzheng in surprise.
Especially Liu Jin, his eyes were shining.
It can be regarded as waiting for the savior... I don't know if there will be a show this time.
Li Yuanzhao greeted him with a grin: "Old Fang, you're finally back. I'm so boring these days! It's unbelievable. Let me see what special products you brought."
Fangzheng shook his head and smiled, and sat down at the table: "Your Highness, don't worry! I brought you a lot of good things!"
As he spoke, he took out a small cloth bag from his carry-on bag, and then untied it.
“Heifer jerky!”
"Yeah?" Li Yuanzhao looked at the beef jerky in surprise, and said hesitantly, "Heifer...? Isn't this beef not allowed to be eaten... Your county has slaughtered cows?"
"Does Wu Sheng know?" "Yes."
"This person moved to Taoyuan County without changing his true nature, and even committed adultery with a cow in the county. The cow committed suicide due to the humiliation, and then it was made into dried meat. There is a book about slaughtering cows!" He took out another book on slaughtering cattle from the package.
Although cattle are often slaughtered in the county, they all have certificates. Fang Zhengyi has done a very thorough job in this regard, printing a batch of cattle slaughter books in batches every month.
Li Yuanzhao listened to Zhile and felt comfortable.
Liu Jin, a clumsy man, can only flatter and flatter, and it has to be Lao Fang's nonsense.
Then Li Yuanzhao said enthusiastically, "Tell me something new in Taoyuan County?"
"Yes, there is a new stage play in the county called "Siheyuan: Mysterious Clouds in the Ancient Tomb".
The two chatted one after another, while Liu Jin on the side kept staring at Fang Zhengyi with bright eyes.
Fang Zhengyi had caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye a long time ago, and Liu Jin stared straight at him. After a long time, he finally couldn't help it, and stared back unceremoniously.
Liu Jin is still watching.
Fangzheng was puzzled all the time, and then he thought for a while before he remembered, is this Liu Jin still thinking about asking me to help him regenerate Jin Jin?
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng laughed dumbfounded, and took out a magnifying glass from the package.
Li Yuanzhao saw it and asked curiously: "Old Fang, what is this?"
Fangzheng raised the magnifying glass and said triumphantly: "This artifact is called Jinjin Regeneration Mirror, a food amplifier, which can quench thirst by looking at plum blossoms, and satisfy hunger by painting cakes!"
"Liu Jin! This one is for you, what a short photo!"
Liu Jin was ecstatic when he heard this!He snatched the magnifying glass and ran away drooling.
Li Yuanzhao rubbed his chin, wondering: "Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst...painting cakes to satisfy hunger? Isn't that useless!?"
Fangzheng smiled slightly, took out another handful, and held it on the cup in front of Li Yuanzhao's eyes.
The cup suddenly became bigger!Li Yuanzhao was stunned, and then said pleasantly: "This is a good thing!"
Fangzheng handed over the magnifying glass, and Li Yuanzhao began to take pictures of the place with the magnifying glass, and gave a sound of admiration every time he saw a place.
"Good thing! Really good thing! Father has often complained that he can't see things clearly in the past two years. If we have this mirror, wouldn't it be much easier to read memorials?"
Fangzheng couldn't help being a little moved, he never thought that the prince's first thought would be to use it for His Majesty, it's really commendable filial piety.
"It's just to cure his old eyesight! These days, Ben Gong has been beaten for no reason!"
"................."
"Come, come, let me teach Your Highness a new way to play with the magnifying glass." Fangzheng quickly changed the topic, and it would be too much to talk about any longer.
Fang Zhengyi took Li Yuanzhao's magnifying glass and walked out, finding a sunny place.
As soon as the focus was set, there was still a puff of smoke rising from the grass.
Li Yuanzhao was amazed again, and then wondered: "What is the principle!?"
"It is to gather the sunlight into one place, and when the heat rises, it will be ignited. This is called solar energy!"
Li Yuanzhao nodded suspiciously, but quickly stopped thinking about it, and the two began to lie down on the grass looking for ants.
Not long after, Liu Jin ran back with a mournful face, holding a magnifying glass and crying, "Master Fang...it's useless!"
"Why is it useless! Have you finished taking photos?"
Liu Jin rubbed his eyes and said aggrievedly: "It's too big, even if it looks big, it's still broken!"
Fangzheng sighed, stood up and patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "That's it! Anyway, it won't be used in the palace anyway, it looks the same as the real one."
"Xiao Jin, don't be discouraged. Life is like this. If everything is lacking, how can there be any perfection?"
"Besides, when you get old, memories are sweet. People who have been castrated have a long life span. You can be sweeter than others for several years! And if you miss your brother, you can take a picture with a magnifying glass."
"As the saying goes, if you lose your horse, you will never know..."
"fraud!"
Fangzheng didn't finish his sentence, Liu Jin ran away crying holding a magnifying glass...
Li Yuanzhao stood up having fun, looked at Fang Zhengyi and laughed, "Old Fang, you really lack virtue."
Fangzheng laughed twice: "The minister is concerned about him, okay, let's not talk about other things, let's talk about business, have there been any criticisms about the minister in the court these days?"
Li Yuanzhao's expression also became serious: "There was something wrong after you left, there was no reaction, and no one even mentioned you."
"I feel that group of people have a conspiracy!"
Hearing this, Fangzheng bowed his head in thought, it was really abnormal that no one impeached him after walking for so long.
Moreover, someone in Taoyuan County is investigating his news again, maybe those old bastards who don't like him are holding back their big moves.
But it doesn't matter anymore, once the sweet potato is born, what this group of people say will be fart!
"Old Fang? Old Fang? Say something!" Li Yuanzhao was a little anxious seeing that Fangzheng hadn't responded for a long time. It seems that Lao Fang is out of luck?
Fangzheng changed the subject and said with a smile: "It's okay! Don't worry about them, let's do what we should do."
"How is the princess now?"
Li Yuanzhao looked Fang Zhengyi up and down vigilantly after hearing the words: "What do you want?"
"What else can I do? The princess's illness was cured by the minister, please let me know the result?"
Fangzheng felt helpless, good guy, I just asked and stared at me so closely, a while ago you wanted to give me a wife, isn't it you now?
"Well! He recovered! That old man Hu is really a quack doctor! By the way, Miaohan said that he would thank you in person after he recovered. Don't pick the time, just go now, I will accompany you! Don't play tricks! "
"........"
...............
Anyway, no one knew that he was going back to Beijing. Wouldn't it be a crime for him to go early?
It was not until noon that he slowly got up, dressed and had lunch, and then wandered into the palace with a package in a carriage.
When we arrived at the East Palace, we immediately saw the bored Li Yuanzhao and Liu Jin who was waiting on the sidelines.
When the two heard the eunuch's announcement, they both looked at Fangzheng in surprise.
Especially Liu Jin, his eyes were shining.
It can be regarded as waiting for the savior... I don't know if there will be a show this time.
Li Yuanzhao greeted him with a grin: "Old Fang, you're finally back. I'm so boring these days! It's unbelievable. Let me see what special products you brought."
Fangzheng shook his head and smiled, and sat down at the table: "Your Highness, don't worry! I brought you a lot of good things!"
As he spoke, he took out a small cloth bag from his carry-on bag, and then untied it.
“Heifer jerky!”
"Yeah?" Li Yuanzhao looked at the beef jerky in surprise, and said hesitantly, "Heifer...? Isn't this beef not allowed to be eaten... Your county has slaughtered cows?"
"Does Wu Sheng know?" "Yes."
"This person moved to Taoyuan County without changing his true nature, and even committed adultery with a cow in the county. The cow committed suicide due to the humiliation, and then it was made into dried meat. There is a book about slaughtering cows!" He took out another book on slaughtering cattle from the package.
Although cattle are often slaughtered in the county, they all have certificates. Fang Zhengyi has done a very thorough job in this regard, printing a batch of cattle slaughter books in batches every month.
Li Yuanzhao listened to Zhile and felt comfortable.
Liu Jin, a clumsy man, can only flatter and flatter, and it has to be Lao Fang's nonsense.
Then Li Yuanzhao said enthusiastically, "Tell me something new in Taoyuan County?"
"Yes, there is a new stage play in the county called "Siheyuan: Mysterious Clouds in the Ancient Tomb".
The two chatted one after another, while Liu Jin on the side kept staring at Fang Zhengyi with bright eyes.
Fang Zhengyi had caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye a long time ago, and Liu Jin stared straight at him. After a long time, he finally couldn't help it, and stared back unceremoniously.
Liu Jin is still watching.
Fangzheng was puzzled all the time, and then he thought for a while before he remembered, is this Liu Jin still thinking about asking me to help him regenerate Jin Jin?
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng laughed dumbfounded, and took out a magnifying glass from the package.
Li Yuanzhao saw it and asked curiously: "Old Fang, what is this?"
Fangzheng raised the magnifying glass and said triumphantly: "This artifact is called Jinjin Regeneration Mirror, a food amplifier, which can quench thirst by looking at plum blossoms, and satisfy hunger by painting cakes!"
"Liu Jin! This one is for you, what a short photo!"
Liu Jin was ecstatic when he heard this!He snatched the magnifying glass and ran away drooling.
Li Yuanzhao rubbed his chin, wondering: "Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst...painting cakes to satisfy hunger? Isn't that useless!?"
Fangzheng smiled slightly, took out another handful, and held it on the cup in front of Li Yuanzhao's eyes.
The cup suddenly became bigger!Li Yuanzhao was stunned, and then said pleasantly: "This is a good thing!"
Fangzheng handed over the magnifying glass, and Li Yuanzhao began to take pictures of the place with the magnifying glass, and gave a sound of admiration every time he saw a place.
"Good thing! Really good thing! Father has often complained that he can't see things clearly in the past two years. If we have this mirror, wouldn't it be much easier to read memorials?"
Fangzheng couldn't help being a little moved, he never thought that the prince's first thought would be to use it for His Majesty, it's really commendable filial piety.
"It's just to cure his old eyesight! These days, Ben Gong has been beaten for no reason!"
"................."
"Come, come, let me teach Your Highness a new way to play with the magnifying glass." Fangzheng quickly changed the topic, and it would be too much to talk about any longer.
Fang Zhengyi took Li Yuanzhao's magnifying glass and walked out, finding a sunny place.
As soon as the focus was set, there was still a puff of smoke rising from the grass.
Li Yuanzhao was amazed again, and then wondered: "What is the principle!?"
"It is to gather the sunlight into one place, and when the heat rises, it will be ignited. This is called solar energy!"
Li Yuanzhao nodded suspiciously, but quickly stopped thinking about it, and the two began to lie down on the grass looking for ants.
Not long after, Liu Jin ran back with a mournful face, holding a magnifying glass and crying, "Master Fang...it's useless!"
"Why is it useless! Have you finished taking photos?"
Liu Jin rubbed his eyes and said aggrievedly: "It's too big, even if it looks big, it's still broken!"
Fangzheng sighed, stood up and patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "That's it! Anyway, it won't be used in the palace anyway, it looks the same as the real one."
"Xiao Jin, don't be discouraged. Life is like this. If everything is lacking, how can there be any perfection?"
"Besides, when you get old, memories are sweet. People who have been castrated have a long life span. You can be sweeter than others for several years! And if you miss your brother, you can take a picture with a magnifying glass."
"As the saying goes, if you lose your horse, you will never know..."
"fraud!"
Fangzheng didn't finish his sentence, Liu Jin ran away crying holding a magnifying glass...
Li Yuanzhao stood up having fun, looked at Fang Zhengyi and laughed, "Old Fang, you really lack virtue."
Fangzheng laughed twice: "The minister is concerned about him, okay, let's not talk about other things, let's talk about business, have there been any criticisms about the minister in the court these days?"
Li Yuanzhao's expression also became serious: "There was something wrong after you left, there was no reaction, and no one even mentioned you."
"I feel that group of people have a conspiracy!"
Hearing this, Fangzheng bowed his head in thought, it was really abnormal that no one impeached him after walking for so long.
Moreover, someone in Taoyuan County is investigating his news again, maybe those old bastards who don't like him are holding back their big moves.
But it doesn't matter anymore, once the sweet potato is born, what this group of people say will be fart!
"Old Fang? Old Fang? Say something!" Li Yuanzhao was a little anxious seeing that Fangzheng hadn't responded for a long time. It seems that Lao Fang is out of luck?
Fangzheng changed the subject and said with a smile: "It's okay! Don't worry about them, let's do what we should do."
"How is the princess now?"
Li Yuanzhao looked Fang Zhengyi up and down vigilantly after hearing the words: "What do you want?"
"What else can I do? The princess's illness was cured by the minister, please let me know the result?"
Fangzheng felt helpless, good guy, I just asked and stared at me so closely, a while ago you wanted to give me a wife, isn't it you now?
"Well! He recovered! That old man Hu is really a quack doctor! By the way, Miaohan said that he would thank you in person after he recovered. Don't pick the time, just go now, I will accompany you! Don't play tricks! "
"........"
...............
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