Douluo: Xiao Yan joins Wuhun Palace and vows to kill Tang San

Chapter 85 Shrek Academy.

Shrek Academy is located in the outskirts of the country. The facilities are very old-fashioned. There are many doors like bamboo houses. It is a simple student dormitory.

With the arrival of Xiao Yan and Xiao Wu two years ago, there are now five students of the Shrek Academy generation, four boys and one girl. Xiao Wu sleeps alone in an attic, while the remaining boys It's in another bungalow.

A ray of morning light climbed up the branches, and the tall middle-aged Confucian scholar excitedly explored the window, knocked on the door briefly, and walked straight in.

There are four beds in total.

Tang San and Dai Mubai were still meditating. The sheets on the bed were stacked in an orderly manner as if they had not been used for a long time. The wrinkles that could be seen were obviously very old. It was conceivable that the two people in front of them had not rested for a long time. Through meditation, Instead of sleeping, you can keep up with your practice while resting.

This is exactly what the academy requires!

The master smiled happily. Meditation practice at night is very simple, but few soul masters can actually do it step by step.

As his disciple, Tang San has always been very obedient.

Dai Mubai, on the other hand, has been depressed and depressed since he came back from Tiandou Imperial City two years ago. Especially after witnessing Tang San's terrifying talent, he started working hard to improve himself.

Looking past the two of them, there was a young man with a beard lying spread out on the third bed. What was surprising was that this ferocious-looking old man actually had a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes.

Oscar!

This kid with a food-type martial spirit obviously had such a powerful talent, but he was lost in playing with things here. This made the master suddenly furious. He rushed over and pulled the white quilt cover like a shroud to the ground.

Oscar breathed a sigh of relief without even opening his eyes.

The corner of his mouth twitched, the master's right hand moved slightly, a faint yellowish light flashed on the ground, and the martial spirit appeared. Luo Sanpao stretched his waist, sat down at the master's request, and started to moan.

"Ah!" Oscar woke up with a start, feeling a needle pain in his arm. Luo Sanpao grabbed his right arm in his mouth, like a dog-skin plaster that he couldn't shake off.

Moreover, as soon as that bitch rushed onto the bed, he immediately began to attack Oscar's lower body. The fierce pig rushed across his thighs, and his eyes were shining!

"Mard, where can you find a dog that eats urine instead of shit so early in the morning!" Oscar yelled, shouting out the soul curse that I have a big sausage, and stuffed it into Luo Sanpao's mouth.

Oscar, who was cursing and about to scold his mother, finally found the master. The latter had a livid face, as if he owed millions to someone else, and his gray hair looked very much like the bully who showed off to the madam.

Oscar tremblingly called out "Hello, Master."

Yu Xiaogang frowned, feeling very disgusted with Oscar in his heart. After all, with Tang Sanzhuyu in front of him, he could now have a much higher vision. If Oscar hadn't been a rare food genius, he might really have turned against him.

"Look at what your companions are doing. Do you feel that you are very glorious after sleeping until now!? Or do you think that you are an unprecedented innate food-type soul master with full soul power and feel proud of it!?" Yu Xiaogang The sound was not loud, but it was very heavy, and it woke up Tang San and Dai Mubai who were meditating next to them.

Oscar, who had been reprimanded, did not dare to express his anger. From the gossip from Fatty, he already knew that the so-called master who suddenly appeared two years ago was a well-known figure in the soul master world, even though he was not popular with others. , but their principal, Flanders, believes in his ten core theories, and it is not an exaggeration to regard them as the most important principles in life. It can be said that Flanders has almost given full power to Yu in all matters of Shrek Academy. Xiaogang.

Oscar's expression changed quickly, and he hurriedly met a smiling face, "I know I made a mistake, and I will correct it tonight. I promise to listen to the master and not hold everyone back!"

Don't give in. Fatty has already said that, but the master in front of him has an unusual relationship with Flanders. The two old guys are both bastards who were born alone for 50 or [-] years. Maybe they are still young bastards now. .

There is an even more exciting possibility.

These two old guys might have some kind of private PY relationship. Fatty Ma Hongjun was deeply saddened by this. Because of the arrival of the master, even such trivial tasks as cooking and cooking were left to him. What about training martial arts? Proficiency, the little fat man said angrily at that time that the real principal was not his master Flanders, the upright principal was obviously a good master of Yushu Linfeng.

Flanders will be shot and stabbed, and he may not be able to fart loudly for the rest of his life.

Oscar shuddered, remembering how Flender, who had understood the trick that day, was so cruel and cruel that the poor little fat guy was almost beaten to death.

The master pinched his nose and walked to the fourth bed, because he smelled a foul smell from a long way away. Before he got closer, he saw the white paper on that place, mixed with an unknown yellow liquid.

The master opened his lips, trembling.

"Can any of you remind me how old Ma Hongjun is now!?"

After finishing his meditation, Tang San said calmly: "She is a few months younger than Xiao Wu and I, and is almost ten years old."

"Ten years old...does he think of himself as a faucet, or does he think of himself as a paper towel destroying machine!" The master felt like he was going crazy.

Oscar tried not to laugh.

Dai Mubai, on the other hand, was not particular at all and laughed loudly, "The fat man is just like the tissue man in the shop outside the school. People might get rich from this!"

Twitching the corner of his mouth, the master looked at the still silent fourth bed and took a deep breath. What he got in exchange was an even stronger stench. It smelled like the sea!

"Ma Hongjun, Teacher Ma, did you exert too much force last night and rush to heaven!? Don't tell us that you haven't even woken up after talking for so long!" The master snorted coldly.

The fourth bunk was motionless.

The master's face turned dark. He had already swallowed the sausage. At this moment, Luo Sanpao, who was even more excited when he smelled the smell, rushed directly to the bed. With a small bite, the whole bed was blown away. Pulled under the bed.

The bed quilt that fell to the ground exuded a stench, and the shit-yellow quilt was extremely filthy. Regardless of this, Yu Xiaogang moved his vision upwards. He was about to teach this guy a lesson, but was suddenly stunned.

The bed is empty!

"What about people!?"

"Damn it, the damn fat guy is gone!" Oscar exclaimed.

Dai Mubai clicked his tongue and shouted, "Become a flying fairy and become a god! Fatty has reached the highest realm and become an immortal!"

Yu Xiaogang was extremely angry. Tang San, who was neatly dressed beside him, had already gotten out of bed. He smiled and said, "Since you gave us a holiday the day before yesterday, Fatty has slipped out and has not returned yet."

"Are you going to eat pheasant again!? It was the same reason last time!"

Dai Mubai smiled and said: "It's probably Yihong Courtyard, or Manchun Tower. It's also very possible that the newly opened Yingyu Room, the pheasants there are so fragrant!"

(End of this chapter)