Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

After being gastric lavaged, Thor lay on the bed of the mental hospital, with two lines of clear tears unconsciously left in the corners of his eyes.

I, Thor, the son of the great Odin, was actually deceived by two psychopaths, believed what the other said, and almost killed himself.

It seems that it was right for him to be demoted to the mortal world by his father, because he has fully proved at this moment that he is not worthy to be called a god, let alone be the king of Asgard. Which king would believe the words of a psychopath?

"I'm so stupid, really!"

Thor came, with his dull eyes open, and said.

But quietly thought for a while.

Thor also felt that it wasn't entirely his fault.

Because he quarreled with the old man at home, and suddenly he was thrown off the Rainbow Bridge with a hammer. How did he know where he was and what the situation was like in the mortal world!

And because he was in a hurry to find a hammer, he was sent to a mental hospital by a group of doctors. The person he saw just after waking up was a neurotic who pretended to be a nurse. Later, he met another neuropath who had a girlfriend who was stabbed. The impression is that there is no time for myself to think at all.

Besides, the acting skills of these psychopaths are too strong. It can even be said that they are the experientialists among the experientialists. There are no flaws in their acting skills.

If you didn't know the details of these psychopaths in advance, if you were a normal person, you would probably be fooled by them.

Long thought.

Thor said firmly:

"I have to get out of here as soon as possible and find my hammer!"

He calmed down now and quickly grasped the main conflict. Only by finding his beloved Meowth Hammer and regaining his divine power could he do other things.

But he is too weak now. He was shocked with an electric baton and given a sedative. He was also poisoned by the psychotic woman named Kana. It is probably very difficult to break out of this mental hospital on his own.

How to do it?

After thinking about it, Thor realized that this was probably the only way to prove that he was not crazy.

He was originally a normal person, but because of a misunderstanding, he was treated as a lunatic and sent here. So, as long as he shows his normal side to the doctor, he can probably leave here through normal channels.

Thor is still very smart, but he used to rely on the power of Thor and got used to going all the way, but when he uses his brain, he should not be underestimated.

Soon, Thor organized a systematic rhetoric for himself.

His name was Thor, but he was not the God of Thunder. It was just that that night, he was drunk, got into a car accident, and was hit. Later, he had a dream in a coma, and dreamed that he became the God of Thunder. Er, and when he was examined by the doctor, he was still drunk, so he went to the hospital.

So ever.

After Thor's yelling, someone was called and Thor was taken for a test.

Came outside the medical room.

Thor walked in and saw that there were multiple doctors in white coats and patients with different postures in the room.

The security took Thor to sit on a bench.

Test one by one.

The person sitting next to Thor was a middle-aged man with a big beard, his eyes were dull, and he kept chanting:

"Find a rubber band, make a slingshot, hit your glass ~ find a rubber band, make a slingshot, hit your glass..."

Thor sighed, feeling what sin he had done to be with these psychopaths and compete on the same stage.

Unknowingly, the person who tested came to the person next to Thor.

was called over.

Thor's eyes were sharp, and he saw the nameplate on the doctor's chest, Boris Doyle.

"Hello, Samir!"

Boris Doyle greeted the bearded middle-aged man very gently.

He is already very familiar with this patient named Semir Volker, and he is a frequent visitor here.

Samir: "Find a rubber band, make a slingshot, and hit the glass in your house..."

Dr. Boris was not angry, took out a "FHM" magazine, flipped through a few pages, and handed it to Semir:

"Semil, look, what is this?"

Or to put it another way, a man is still a boy until he dies. When Samir saw the beauties in the magazine, his eyes immediately went straight, and he almost shed tears:

"Beautiful, so beautiful, I like..."

"Speak from your heart!" Dr. Bailis smiled and said, "Samuel, what are you thinking about now?"

There was light in Samir's eyes: "I want to take off her shirt!"

"Ugly!"

The female nurse standing behind Dr. Boris couldn't help but spit.

Dr. Boliss turned his head to the side, and taught in a low and serious voice:

"This shows that he already has the thinking of a normal person, and there is no greenness in the brain of an ordinary neuropathy. Samir has this idea, which proves that our treatment for him is effective!"

Heart of beauty in everyone.

Sentimentality is the first driving force of human beings, representing the continuation of genes, and comes from the instinct of biological survival...

As a professional psychiatrist, Dr. Boliss will not shy away from these problems, but will face them squarely.

"Take off her shirt." Dr. Boliss continued to ask Samir: "And then?"

Samir: "I, I take off her shoes, take off her socks..."

The smile on his face became more and more shy.

Dr. Boris: "And then?"

Samir was very embarrassed and continued: "I took off her pants..."

Dr. Boris: "And then?"

"I, take off her panties!"

Samir buried his head in Dr. Boris' arms all at once, looking ashamed.

The female nurses blushed.

Dr. Bolis pressed on step by step: "What happened next?"

Samir: "I pulled out the monkey rubber band in her pants, and I made a slingshot to hit the glass in your house!"

Dr. Boris: "..."

"Pfft—!"

Thor burst out laughing.

Originally, the sequence was fine, but unexpectedly there was a sudden change in the painting style.

really.

A neurosis is a neurosis.

It is different from the way of thinking of ordinary people.

Dr. Boliss' face, which was originally full of anticipation, turned black all of a sudden.

He looked at the female nurse who was suppressing her smile, and said slightly annoyed:

"What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you take it out for me quickly! In the future, this Semir will increase the dose for me!"

Samir was taken out.

Then it was Thor's turn.

Dr. Boris has good professionalism. He was irritated by Samir just now, but now facing Thor, he has regained his peace.

He picked up a red apple in one hand and a hundred-dollar bill in the other, put it in front of Thor's eyes, and asked:

"Do you want an apple, or 100 yuan?"

Thor took the apple from Dr. Boliss, took a big bite, and chewed wantonly.

The female nurse shook her head slightly.

It seems that this neurosis is still not good.

Dr. Boris looked at Thor: "Don't you know that 100 yuan is much better than an apple?"

Thor chewed the apple: "I know, but I know even more, you will definitely not give me 100 yuan."

Doctor Boris nodded in satisfaction:

"I don't think there's anything wrong with him."

Between an apple and 100 yuan, it would be a fool to choose an apple, but this is the first level.

Knowing about apples is harmless, but 100 yuan is very important, so choosing apples is on the second floor.

From this point of view, Thor's logical thinking is very clear.

Dr. Boris asked again, "What if I really gave you 100 yuan?"

"Of course I will choose 100 yuan."

Thor reached out and stuffed Dr. Bolisi's 100 yuan into his pocket.

In fact, he really wanted to give it a try, and said, "Of course, 100 yuan is much more delicious than apples."

But after thinking about it, it is better not to make such a joke, otherwise, it will be even more difficult to escape from here.

……

New Mexico.

The place where the meteorite fell.

With explosive music, as if they were having a party, a group of bikers with tattoos on their bodies and gold chains around their necks gathered around the meteorite crater, and they were extremely happy.

They even have BBQ and beer here.

Since the hammer in the crater fell from the sky, people have been coming to the center of the crater and trying to pull it out with their hands, but no one has been able to move it.

This has become a spectacle in New Mexico, attracting people around.

Meteorites are very valuable, even more valuable than gold.

And will the hammer in this crater be more valuable than ordinary meteorites?

It's a pity that this silver-white hammer seems to have grown roots in the ground, and no one can shake it.

"Get out of the way, I'll come!"

An old man with gray hair and dressed as an old cowboy came over.

"Old Stan, do you want to try it too? Are you afraid of flashing your waist?"

"My waist is very good. After a long period of maintenance, the engine oil is almost overflowing, but you guys, the fuel tank has long been empty, right?"

Old Stan stepped forward and tied the chain to the hammer.

And the other end of the iron chain was tied to his car.

"Just look at it!"

Old Stan stepped on the gas pedal.

The iron cable connecting the rear compartment of the pickup truck and the silver hammer of the crater was pulled into a straight line in an instant. .

The pickup truck roared wildly, and the four tires rubbed desperately against the ground, trying to pull the hammer out.

"Bang!!!"

With a bang, the hammer was not pulled out, but the rear compartment of the pickup truck was thrown directly out.

The silver hammer in the crater remained motionless.

"This damn hammer, can't even pull a truck?"

While this group of people was discussing, they didn't see that many black SUVs stopped behind them.

"Hey guys, this is not something you can move."

Coulson walked over with the people and smiled.

……

"You don't think it's just a magnetic storm, do you?"

In the small rented warehouse, Dr. Selvig and Jane discussed.

Dr. Selvig, a talented physicist, has a lot of research on gamma rays.

And Jane is an astrophysicist.

The two conducted physical research on the "Rainbow Bridge" phenomenon observed last night.

"look."

Jane pointed to the rainbow bridge celestial phenomenon recorded by scientific instruments on the computer, and said excitedly:

"Lensing at the edge, characteristic of an Einstein-Rosen bridge."

The Einstein-Rosen bridge is theoretically the connecting point of two space-times, that is, the wormhole.

The Rainbow Bridge in Asgard is indeed, in a way, the Einstein-Rosen Bridge.

"Also, Eric, what do you think this is?"

Jane put another developed photo in front of Selvig.

Selvig: "Stars?"

Jane: "Yeah, but it's not our star, unless Ursa Minor is on vacation, it's a star elsewhere."

——Well, in fact, Jane and the others used scientific instruments and passed through the passage of the Rainbow Bridge to take pictures of the star distribution map of Asgard by coincidence.

"Hey, look at this."

Daisy also made a discovery.

On the photos they posted on the blackboard, there was a blurry figure printed on the Einstein-Rosen Bridge in mid-air.

"This is impossible!"

Selvig couldn't believe it.

Could it be that... the crazy man they met last night probably crossed the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?

From another time and space, came to the present earth.

Holy crap, this is enough to shake up the entire scientific community.

And... He said that he is Thor, the son of Odin, the king of the gods. Could it be true?

Immediately Selvig shook his head.

How could there be a Thor who was stunned by an electric baton?

"I thought we might have to talk to that Thor?"

Jane also couldn't believe it.

But as Conan Doyle said, if you rule out the impossible, what remains, no matter how impossible, is the truth.

If there is really a person who crosses the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, she can understand this research based on it, and she can even win the Nobel Prize in Physics.

You know, Jane is a madwoman of science.

Jane picked up her clothes and was about to take Daisy and Selvig out.

But suddenly, several SUVs and trucks appeared in front of Jane's warehouse.

"I'm Agent Phil Coulson, Level [-] Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Coulson showed Jane the S.H.I.E.L.D. ID and said:

"Miss Jane Foster, your scientific instruments, atmospheric data, and image records are all confiscated for the sake of homeland security!"

"Hey, you can't do this!" Jane said anxiously: "I don't even know what S.H.I.E.L.D. is!"

"Unfortunately, if you have concerns, you can complain to my superiors."

Coulson waved.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who followed Coulson acted immediately, entered the warehouse as if no one else was there, and then professionally moved various scientific instruments that originally belonged to Jane.

"Jane, calm down!"

Selvig stopped Jane in time.

Jane is young and doesn't know about S.H.I.E.L.D., which is normal, but he knows how powerful S.H.I.E.L.D. is. When it comes to power and dominance, he is probably still above the FBI and CIA. Is it right to argue with this violent machine? If you use it, you may injure yourself.

Coulson said: "Miss Jane Foster, what happened last night may be much more serious than you imagined, so you must leave it to us to deal with."

He took out a check, handed it to Jane, and said:

"This should make up for your loss."

"Shit!" Jane said angrily: "Perhaps the price of these instruments is indeed not enough for your check, but there are still my hard work of research for many years, you can't just buy it with money, my hard work of research for many years! I sue you for violating my constitutional rights - private property is sacrosanct!"

Coulson: "Sorry, Miss Foster!"

Jane: "I will soon figure out a very remarkable thing, maybe I will win the Nobel Prize in Physics next year, and everything I know about this phenomenon is recorded in these scientific instruments You can't just take it if you want!"

Coulson always had a gentle smile on his face, like a mask.

He stood in front of Jane, swearing at himself.

However, the manpower he brought quickly moved Jane's warehouse, almost empty.

Coulson nodded towards Jane:

"Thank you for your cooperation!"

He turned back to his SUV.

about to leave.

Jane couldn't help feeling desperate for a moment.

This group of dogs ruined all her years of hard work!

Suddenly.

A Chevrolet Camaro blocked the way of the S.H.I.E.L.D. vehicle.

Bai Ye's head popped out of the car window, showing a dangerous smile:

"Kolson, you bastard, you actually took my girlfriend's things while I was away, isn't it too much?"