Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

The scene suddenly solidified.

Thor raised his head curiously, but all eyes in the room were on him.

"what's up?"

Thor scratched his head.

We have been together for two days, do you still maintain such strong curiosity about him?

Are these humans too boring?

"Thor, I read it right, right?" Sif opened her mouth wide in shock, unable to close it for a long time: "Your Mjolnir, why did you run onto...that little dog?"

Throughout Asgard, Thor's hammer is also famous and is the symbol of the throne of Asgard. Apart from Thor himself, perhaps only Odin can lift it.

How could it be carried on the back by a dog?

The humanoid Thor looked tangled and didn't know what to say.

Do you want to tell Sif and the three warriors of Asgard that he is not as good as a dog, that he couldn't lift Thor's hammer, but was lifted by a dog instead?

"It's just what you see!" Thor bit the bullet and said, "This dog has the ability to lift Mjolnir."

But Thor didn't want to admit that he was worse than a dog, so he quickly added:

"But don't misunderstand, it is actually Thor, but it is from another world. In other words, he is me from another world, so he can lift Thor's hammer."

a long time.

Sif and the three warriors of Asgard reluctantly accept that Thor is the god of thunder from another world.

It's just that Sif's eyes are very complicated.

How could Thor in another world be a dog?

"Thor, I think you've come to your senses now, why don't you try to lift Mjolnir up?"

Xif calmed down, put the overall situation first, and persuaded calmly.

"OK then!"

Thor had no choice but to decide to try again.

The hammer was placed in the living room.

Thor stepped forward, took a deep breath, grasped the handle of Mjolnir's hammer, and then exerted force.

The veins on his arms popped out, his temples were bulging, and his face was ferocious.

Unfortunately, this is of no use.

Next, Thor changed a few more positions and kept trying, except that he almost broke his fart, nothing happened.

"It seems that I still haven't passed my father's test!"

Thor sat down on the ground with a dejected look:

"But I really already knew that I was wrong, and I don't know what else is missing before I can lift Mjolnir."

"Thor, don't be discouraged." Sif stood beside him and comforted him: "Maybe it's because you think too much about yourself, which leads to no fighting spirit and can't meet the standard? So don't think too much, don't Put too much pressure on yourself."

"Maybe……"

The humanoid Thor sighed, his face full of helplessness.

Thor, who was watching from the side, pursed his lips, stepped forward, lifted Thor's Hammer with one hand, and put it on his back. The two Thor's Hammers were in the shape of an "X".

Thor looked proud:

"I am Thor!"

"For the glory of the Northern God!"

Seeing Thor lift Thor's Hammer so easily, Sif and the three Asgard warriors were speechless.

There is a guess in my heart that I shouldn't have - maybe this humanoid Thor is a parallel importer, and this dog is the real Thor, right?

Sif quickly shook her head, impossible, absolutely impossible!

If Thor really turns into a dog, what will happen to her sexual happiness for the rest of her life?

"Okay, Miss Sif, you must be tired after coming so far, right? I've already had someone prepare a banquet to welcome you."

Coulson came up to smooth things over.

It stands to reason that the earth is involved in the prince of Asgard's seizure of the throne for no reason, and it is likely to encounter a crisis for this reason.

But crises and crises are all opportunities in danger.

If we can take this opportunity to connect the Earth and S.H.I.E.L.D. with Asgard, it might be of great use.

After all, from what Bai Ye said, Asgard is considered a very powerful force in the universe, and it is also the lord of the nine worlds and the nominal boss of the earth.

Talk to Big Brother, find a way to get some assistance, maybe the earth will have a chance to take off?

And now, there is Bai Ye, the Midgard Thor, and the alien Thor holding two Thor's Hammers. Even if there is danger, it should be enough to suppress the danger to a level that their S.H.I.E.L.D.

So dealing with Asgardians like Sif and Thor is almost a lucrative business.

……

Asgard.

After walking out of Odin's vault, Loki went straight to the Rainbow Bridge.

He had discovered that Heimdall had dropped Sif and the Three of Asgard on Midgard against his orders.

Heimdall leaned on the great sword Hofind made of Uru metal in his hand, looked at Loki who was walking towards him honestly, and said:

"Tell me, Loki, how did you bring the Frost Giants into Asgard?"

Heimdall, who has the ability to monitor the Nine Realms, has already guessed Loki's act of usurping power from various known information.

Loki held the Eternal Gun, looked at Heimdall, snorted coldly, and said:

"Do you think the Rainbow Bridge is the only way to enter and exit Asgard? There are many secret passages between the kingdoms, even if you are talented, you can't see them!"

"But I don't need them anymore, because I'm king now!"

"I declare that because of your treasonous behavior, you will be exempted from the status of guard of the Rainbow Bridge! You are no longer a citizen of Asgard!"

"Just right!"

The corner of Heimdall's mouth curled up with a sneer:

"Then I don't have to take orders from you anymore!"

next moment.

Heimdall suddenly raised the great sword Hofind in his hand, and slashed at Loki with a sword.

You know, Heimdall is the second best player under Odin in Asgard. According to common sense, Loki is far from Heimdall's opponent, even if the weapon Loki currently holds is the Eternal Spear.

pity.

If Loki is such a cunning person, if he is not sure how to deal with Heimdall, then it is impossible for him to admit his conspiracy in front of Heimdall even if he is killed.

Facing Heimdall's attack, the corner of Loki's mouth curled into a hint of sarcasm, and the Spear of Eternity stopped casually, freeing both hands, and quickly formed a seal, and the Box of Ice appeared in his hand.

In an instant.

The Ice Box was activated, and a billowing cold current hit Heimdall like a blizzard.

The Ice Box, the family treasure of the Frost Giants, is a magic weapon created by Ymir, the ancestor of the ancient Frost Giants.

It allows the holder to release a large-scale blizzard. It is said that the Frost Box contains the power of a thousand winters.

Laufey almost froze the whole earth with the box of ice.

At this moment, Heimdall did not expect that Loki would suddenly attack him with the Ice Box.

The power of the Ice Box was too strong, and Heimdall was quickly frozen within just a breath.

Heimdall's sword only had time to stay in front of Loki's neck.

Looking at Heimdall who was frozen into an ice sculpture, Loki muttered to himself:

"Sure enough, this is more suitable for me!"

He is a frost giant, and the power unleashed by using the Ice Box is stronger than he uses the Eternal Lance.

……

The place where Coulson invited Thor and Sif to eat was in the camp, and Coulson specially used top-level ingredients and chefs sent by helicopter.

The ingredients are like Alba white truffle, Caspian cod caviar and French foie gras, as well as Boutania blue lobster, Spanish saffron, Parma ham, Barbetson cheese, French oysters and so on.

Tanisuke</span>After all, they are entertaining foreign guests, so they must use high standards.

Sif and the three warriors of Asgard deserve to be in the same line as Thor, and they are all straight-hearted.

So after Coulson invited guests, they exchanged cups and drinks, and everyone quickly became friends.

Only Sif was a little more sober.

Of course, it's also fortunate that Sif's lines are too hard to meet Bai Ye's aesthetics, otherwise, maybe the earth will have a hard-core ally of Queen Asgard in the future.

"Miss Sif, can you tell me about Asgard?"

Jane asked curiously.

As a standard scientist, she is really curious about the civilization of Asgard.

"No problem at all."

Sif was a little more cautious, but she also had the boldness of an Asgardian.

Although I don't want to be used, if it's about the customs of Asgard, then there's nothing wrong with it.

You know, Asgard is the ruler of the Nine Realms. It has been imitated and has never been surpassed. Some things, let Midgard know, at most point out some frontier directions, and want to surpass Asgard. It is also difficult to do.

Under Jane's deliberate flattery, she and Sif got along quite well.

Several people ate good wine and good food.

But see.

A pair of steel armor fell from the sky and landed in front of them.

The huge impact caused the ground to shake slightly.

"Enemy attack——!"

Vostagg, Fandral, and Hogan, the three Asgard warriors whose faces were flushed from drinking, turned over immediately, holding weapons, and looked towards the source of the sound.

The eyes of each of them became clear.

Coulson hurriedly said:

"Everyone, don't be nervous, this is not an enemy, but one of our own, and I have invited reinforcements!"

After getting a general understanding of the situation in Asgard, Coulson asked Nick Fury for help. After all, a dispute involving a higher civilization, Coulson's small body obviously couldn't handle it.

So ever.

S.H.I.E.L.D. was soft-spoken and brought Tony here.

As for Tony, he has done a lot of tricks in his life, but he has never seen an alien before, and he is also interested in Asgard, so he agreed to accept it but refused.

The steel armor was opened, and Tony came out in a suit, straightened his sleeves, and said:

"It's a small matter, and you S.H.I.E.L.D. still want me to go out, it's like an anti-aircraft gun to shoot mosquitoes."

"Hey, Bai Ye, why are you here?"

Tony looked at Bai Ye opposite in surprise.

"Where am I staying, do I still need to report to you?!"

Bai Ye rolled her eyes, put her arms around Jane's shoulders, and said:

"I accompanied my girlfriend here to do scientific experiments, and by chance, something happened."

Thor saw Jane and understood immediately.

It's this bastard again, one of the women who is causing trouble everywhere outside.

The scientific experiment you did with your girlfriend should be about genes, right?

As the host, Coulson greeted him:

"Mr. Stark, thank you very much for coming!"

Tony responded briefly, looked at Sif and the three warriors of Asgard, and said:

"In your base, what are these Robin Hoods in costumes here for? Are they invited to sing?"

When S.H.I.E.L.D. invited Tony to come, he just told him about the existence of Thor's Hammer and people suspected of Thor.

Sif and the others came in a hurry, but they hadn't had time to tell him.

So Tony's mouth is a very lethal mouthpiece.

"Hey, Mr. Stark, be careful!"

Coulson quickly stopped.

pity.

Tony's words had been spoken.

Sif, Fandral, and Hogan immediately darkened their faces.

Vostagg was even more angry immediately, and stood up holding a Xuanhua axe:

"Little dwarf, are you mocking the uncle us, are you a clown singing an opera?"

Asgardians are bold, but not all fools like Thor can tell the difference between good and bad.

"Little dwarf?"

Veins throbbed in Tony's forehead.

He hates others saying he is short!

If you say that he is ugly, he will not be angry because he knows that the other party is jealous of him, but if you say that he is short, then he will suffer to death, because it is true.

"You are an incompletely evolved living body, an alien with a genetic mutation, a primary school student at the kindergarten level, a frog head with congenital dementia..."

Thor's little mouth was loud, and he opened his mouth and spat out a lot of curse words without using any curse words.

Immediately, Vostage was blown up.

Because he wanted to scold Tony, but he couldn't keep up with Tony's rhythm.

This is the IQ gap.

The IQ gap is too big, you can't even scold others!

"Damn it, I'm going to chop him!"

Vorstagg was furious, and went up with a Xuanhua axe:

"Don't try to stop me!"

"Tsk tsk."

Bai Ye had to sigh.

As expected of a person from Asgard who lacks a string in his mind, he can't even swear.

What's the point of Tony's scolding?

This is unbearable.

If you go to Huaxia, Sichuan and Sichuan, you can find any aunt who can scold Tony so much that he doubts his life.

"This this……"

Coulson was dumbfounded. It was obvious that two waves of assistants came, and it was obviously double the happiness. Why did there suddenly become internal strife?

"Ugh--!"

Coulson let out a long sigh.

Sure enough, you can't have too many illusions about Tony.

Tony's personality is too bad, there are not many people who can be friends with him, probably they can't bear his broken mouth!

A good thing was interrupted abruptly because of his words.

It seems that in the future, unless it is absolutely necessary, we must not let Tony reinforce us!

Standing aside, Sif, Hogan and the others watched coldly, and did not intend to stop Vostagg.

That dwarf's mouth really stinks.

They have lived for thousands of years, and they have hardly seen such an annoying human being. It is his own fault to let Vostagg teach him a lesson.

Just let these Midgard humans see the power of the Asgardian warriors!