Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

John Rambo looked at Bai Ye speechlessly.

When chatting with this guy, he can always divert the topic to inexplicable places.

Grandma Maria finished her breakfast and went out to get busy.

While eating breakfast, Bai Ye said bluntly without any scruples:

"It's been a long time since I saw you come out for activities, why, are you thinking of retiring?"

"There are plans for this."

John Rambo nodded and said:

"After all, I am getting older and I can no longer fight. I am no longer young. In the past, I dared to go to the enemy's camp alone with a submachine gun and kill them all. Now, I no longer have the courage to do so. ”

Once upon a time John Rambo, killing was as easy as breathing.

But he is now an old man close to 50 years old.

Severe decline in physical fitness.

The most important thing is that the arrogance of not taking anyone seriously gradually fades away with age.

Just like what Guo Degang said, if a man is not crazy before the age of 30, he is not promising, and if he is still crazy after the age of 30, he is definitely not promising!

"You can just lie to others with your words." Bai Ye said with a smile: "Your physical fitness is declining after the peak period, that's for sure, but can you really let go of the past in your heart?"

"No, you didn't defeat the demon, you just restrained yourself every day."

John Rambo was silent.

In fact, Bai Ye guessed right.

People who have never experienced war cannot fully understand the harm that war brings to people.

And John Rambo lived through all the guilt, pain and trauma of that dark period in history.

He suffered from severe traumatic psychological stress disorder (PTSD) and had nightmares all night long.

If he didn't occasionally go out to pick up a few jobs and enjoy killing people, he might have gone crazy at some point!

"Gabri will take the college entrance examination soon. I must protect her so that she can enter a good university and fulfill her mother's last wish." John Rambo said: "I made a promise to her mother before she died. , you must take good care of her!"

"College entrance exam?"

Bai Ye thought of his little nephew Parker, who seemed to be about to take the college entrance examination, and Xia family's cheap daughter Diana, and sighed:

"That's true. The college entrance examination is a critical moment in a woman's life. You can't be too cautious."

John Rambo looked at Bai Ye strangely:

"Why do you look like I feel the same way as me? At your age, it's impossible to have children preparing for the college entrance examination, right?"

Bai Ye shrugged and said, "Of course I don't have one myself, but I have several girlfriends, and their sons and daughters are about to take the college entrance examination."

John Rambo: "..."

He looked at this guy speechlessly, how many girlfriends?

This dog is simply not human!

However, he also has the ability to bear it psychologically, because the few times Bai Ye teamed up with them before, whenever tasks involving beauties were involved, those beauties could hardly escape the palm of that bastard Bai Ye.

John Rambo even thought of the process of meeting Bai Ye for the first time.

That time in Africa, I rescued the innocent female doctor named Monica. I was responsible for personal protection during the day and night, but she stayed close and went straight in... Well, it was at night that I ran into the female doctor's tent. Went inside.

Similar things have happened many times, and he is used to it.

It just so happened that with Bai Ye's support, any tasks involving women would be guaranteed.

This dog is really good at dealing with women!

"You'd better be careful, make so many girlfriends, and be careful that something will happen someday!" John Rambo shook his head and said, "Some time ago, I read the news that a female doctor's boyfriend cheated on her. , so he was stabbed more than 20 times by a female doctor with a knife, avoiding vital organs, the boy suffered great trauma, but was still judged as a minor injury by the court..."

John Rambo glanced at Bai Ye and said:

"I remember that Monica in Africa was a female doctor, right?"

Bai Ye touched his chin: "Well, this is indeed a problem. Among my girlfriends, the proportion of female doctors is not small..."

John Rambo was stunned. Did this guy find a girlfriend based on professional ratio?

This is too arrogant, right?

He felt that Bai Ye was not seriously thinking about the harm that his female doctor girlfriend might bring, but was showing off to him that he had many girlfriends!

Bai Ye continued: "But it shouldn't be a big problem. Among my girlfriends, there are also many NYPD, FBI, CIA, federal courts, federal public prosecutors, and lawyers. They will definitely not let vicious criminals who violate federal laws escape justice. Judgment."

John Rambo: "..."

He had never been so speechless in his life.

"Uncle John, I'm back!"

Bai Ye and John Rambo were talking, when a seventeen or eighteen-year-old, youthful and beautiful girl in a T-shirt opened the door and walked in.

Looks like a lively and lovely girl.

A clear and white face, a pair of watery eyes under the curved eyebrows.

There is a playful smile on the small mouth.

Tall figure, light body.

Like a budding peony flower, it is full of youth and vitality.

"Wow, Barney, this is my little niece Gabriel, right?" Bai Ye looked at the girl and said with a smile, "She really is a good-looking talent!"

John Rambo immediately felt a thump in his heart.

Others don't know what the nature of this dog is, how can he not know?

"Bai Ye, let me tell you, don't call Gabriel's attention, otherwise, I will turn against you!"

John Rambo said it very seriously.

The little cabbage that I have raised for more than ten years may still be humiliated by pigs, but it must not be Bai Ye, a skinless and unscrupulous black pig.

"Barney, what are you talking about? I'm her uncle, how can I get her attention?" Bai Ye said dissatisfied: "Don't think that others are as dirty as you!"

"fart."

John Rambo says:

"Just you..."

Gabriel interrupted the quarrel between John Rambo and Bai Ye. She looked at Bai Ye's handsome face and couldn't help asking John Rambo:

"Uncle John, who is this brother?"

John Rambo's heart sank again, and he said:

"This guy is not your brother, but your uncle. His name is Bai Ye. Don't look at him. He looks young on the surface, but he is about the same age as me. He just told me that his son and daughter are about to take the college entrance examination. gone."

Although he is a man, he also seems to understand how lethal Bai Ye's looks can be to a woman.

Especially when Gabriel is still at the age of fledgling love, she must not be allowed to make mistakes!

"Uncle John, you really know how to joke with me!" Gabriel said, "How could this brother be the same age as you, wouldn't he be an immortal monster?"

As far as Bai Ye's age is concerned, it is naturally not the same as John Rambo at all. He is close to 50 years old. On the contrary, with Bai Ye's appearance, if he dresses up a little, there is no problem.

"Don't listen to your Uncle John's nonsense, I'm in my prime, so of course I can't be the same age as him." Bai Ye said with a smile: "But I'm 25 this year, so it's not a disadvantage if you call me uncle."

"On the way here, I also forgot to bring some gifts..."

Bai Ye rummaged around in his pocket, and finally found a gold coin and threw it to Gabri:

"Just treat it as a meeting gift from your uncle?"

"Thank you brother!"

Gabriel grabbed the gold coin and smiled sweetly at Bai Ye.

"I've said it all, call me uncle." Bai Ye said: "Otherwise, you, Uncle John, will probably trouble me soon."

"You are an older brother!" Gabriel said, "Anyway, you are not a few years older than me. It would be too awkward to call you uncle."

John Rambo's complexion was as black as the bottom of a pot:

"Gabri, don't you want to play with Antonia today? Why don't you go quickly? Otherwise, she will have to wait for you, and she will be in a hurry."

"What Antonia? I don't know some Antonia?"

Gabriel looked at Bai Ye helplessly, obsessed with masculinity, unable to extricate himself, who knows what Antonia is?

"Gabriel, your phone is ringing." Bai Ye smiled and reminded.

"what?"

Gabriel came to his senses, took out his mobile phone, looked at Antonia, hung up immediately, turned off the phone, and said without changing his face:

"It's okay, it's just a harassing call."

"Brother Bai Ye, where are you from? At home..."

"Gabri? Gabriel!"

There was another honking of a car horn and a woman's cry from outside.

"Gabri." John Rambo said, "Antonia is calling you!"

"Oh."

Only then did Gabriel reluctantly give up the idea of ​​pestering Bai Ye, and had to temporarily leave the room amidst Antonia's repeated calls.

"Your daughter is really lively!"

Bai Ye smiled and said.

John Rambo said with a dark face:

"Why did you give her the gold coins from the Continental Hotel? She is not from that world, and it is impossible for her to have access to that world."

Well, the gold coins that Bai Ye gave Gabriel before were issued by the Continental Hotel, which is the hard currency of the dark world. Whether you live in the absolutely safe Continental Hotel, you can buy various equipment, intelligence, medical care, and logistics services, and you can enjoy the benefits including cleaning up corpses, etc. .

The payment standard is also measured by the difficulty of seeking help, starting with at least one gold coin.

"Give it to the children to play with!" Bai Ye said: "Anyway, I have plenty of these things in my hand, and I can't use them all up."

"But Barney, you seem to have protected this child Gabriel so well that she has no fighting power..."

John Rambo said: "It is enough for our generation to bear the suffering. I don't want the next generation to face the pain like me."

Bai Ye shook his head and said: "It is useless to have a sword in your hand, and not having a sword is two different concepts! You and I both know how fucked up this world is. You seem to have given Gabriel a happy, worry-free life." The carefree childhood did not teach her how to face this fucking world, and even deprived her of the ability to resist when facing evil."

"With a sword in hand, there will be an irresistible urge to swing the sword." John Rambo said stubbornly: "She will get used to solving everything with violence first, and in the end, she will only face In the situation of people like us, there are some things, I would rather she suffer, at least not to develop things to the point of irreversibility."

Bai Ye was speechless: "What kind of outdated concept are you talking about!?"

John Rambo said: "At your age, you have just grown up, and you have never had your own children. How can you understand the mentality of a father?"

"All right, all right, I'm too lazy to quarrel with you." Bai Ye said, "It's okay when it's okay, but when it's something, I'll see how you cry!"

……

Spent a morning at John Rambo's.

Bai Ye also left and went to New York instead.

Just that dilapidated place, Wanli Gobi, is in a mess, and I can't get used to it in the white night.

So after meeting John Rambo, Bai Ye set off for his colorful world.

Amway House of Treasures.

"Bai Ye, you are back!"

Aunt Mei was on the counter, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, reading fashion magazines, when she heard the roar of the engine, she looked up, saw Bai Ye, took off her glasses immediately, and smiled happily.

"Ah."

Bai Ye parked the car and brought Thor back, with a slight smile on his face, he put his arms around Aunt Mei, wrapped her arms around her slender waist, and hugged her twice:

"I haven't seen you for a few days, and I lost weight. When I was not around, did you eat well?"

"What are you doing, you're so old, you're still playing tricks like these little girls!" Aunt Mei beat Bai Ye's chest with her fists, and glared at him: "The neighbors are all watching!"

"You're so old." Bai Ye said, "When you walk on the street, who dares to say that you are not the age of cardamom?"

"If you say this, ghosts will believe it!"

Aunt Mei rolled her eyes at him.

However, the smile from the corner of Aunt Mei's mouth still shows that she is still very happy to be praised by Bai Ye.

In this world, there is absolutely no woman who doesn't like sweet talk.

Is it necessary to do some work so that women will not lose their freshness, so that they can last for a long time!

Listening to the conversation between Bai Ye and Aunt Mei, Thor felt goosebumps all over his body, and his teeth were almost sore.

"Huh~"

Although he is a dog, it is his nature to eat dog food, but if he eats too much at one time, he will be overwhelmed.

He shook his head, took out his PSP game console, and walked to the house on his own, preparing to play his own game.

After Thor walked away, Bai Ye had no scruples, hugged Aunt Mei directly, and kissed Aunt Mei deeply.

"Don't... umm."

Aunt Mei beat Bai Ye's chest vigorously:

"If you do this again, I'm going to be angry."

After Bai Ye had had enough kisses, she let go: "We old couples are a little more romantic, what are you afraid of?"

Aunt Mei: "You can mess around, do you know what romance is?"

Bai Ye: "It's romantic, of course it means you spend more time, and I slow down..."