Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

"I... just leave first?"

Bai Ye said with a little embarrassment.

Diana: "Uncle Bai Ye, are you in such a hurry?"

After going to school last time, she finally saw Bai Ye again, and after only saying a few words, Bai Ye had to leave again, which inevitably made Diana a little bit sad.

"Indeed, I'm a little anxious. I'll visit you next time, okay?"

Said the night.

"If you're really in such a hurry, then you can go first." Xia Tian looked on coldly and said, "Be careful when you go out, there are many cars in the community, don't get hit by a car."

Now that Diana is right in front of her, Xia Tian can't hold on to Bai Ye and ask him to explain the matter clearly. She can only let him go first. Otherwise, Xia Tian will have to force Bai Ye to provide water on the hour!

Diana looked at her mother suspiciously. She always felt that her mother's words today were weird and different from her usual gentleness and warmth.

"understand!"

Bai Ye quickly walked out of Xia Tian's house.

Shutting the door smoothly, Bai Ye breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, facing Xia Tian's mother and daughter's unceasing and chaotic gazes, he is really a pear mountain.

Fortunately, he was witty and escaped decisively.

"Hey, Diana, why did you come back so suddenly?" Bai Ye shook his head, sighed, and said, "I just put the big bowl of seafood rice on the dining table and took two bites, but you were so disappointed. Kicked out."

Diana is at home, and it will definitely be impossible to refill her glass in a short period of time.

Bai Ye put his hands in his pockets and walked to the parking place.

Putting his hand into his trouser pocket, Bai Ye took out a pair of purple... Fat times.

When Xia Tian was in a hurry before, he stuffed it into his trouser pocket. After all, the skirts worn by Xia Tian don't have many places to put things.

Bai Ye hesitated for a moment, looked around, and then smelled it like a thief.

"Well, Chanel No. [-]..."

And how should I put it, because the two of them accidentally knocked over the soup bowl when they were eating paella, so it still smells like seafood...

"Cough cough!"

Bai Ye coughed, and then put this thing into the space ring:

"Let's find some time to return it to Xia Tian later."

After Bai Ye left, Diana looked curiously at Xia Tian:

"Mom, how did you meet Uncle Bai Ye? It's obvious that you are not of the same age!"

"What do you mean by that? Do you mean I'm old?"

Xia Tian's almond eyes widened.

"No, no." Diana quickly apologized and said, "I just said, Uncle Bai Ye is too old."

Xia Tian rolled her eyes at Diana and said:

"A year ago, we met in Huaxia Magic City. Why, mom has to report to you any friends she knows?"

"Of course not, but, when I saw Uncle Bai Ye, why did you still look a little afraid of you?" Diana said.

There was a thump in Xia Tian's heart.

It has to be said that Diana's observation ability is still very keen.

But no matter how cunning a fox is, he can't beat a good hunter.

Xia Tian casually said:

"Of course he has to be afraid of me, because he owes me money!"

"I owe money?"

"Yeah." Xia Tian said: "You don't know, when he knelt in front of me, begging me to help him with snot and tears, pitiful...you know, I've always I was rather soft-hearted, and finally lent him a sum of money to tide over the difficulties, and he came to the door today to pay back most of it, but it has not been paid yet."

Xia Tian tried her best to erase the image of Bai Ye, not because she had any opinion on Bai Ye, but because she looked at Diana's eyes, something was not right, it is not good to let her have less contact with Bai Ye, otherwise, as a mother, her position would be embarrassing up.

The same is true of that bastard Bai Ye, who just happens to be stuck between their mother and daughter at an age, who can attack and defend... Bitch!

"Impossible?" Diana was deeply suspicious of this, and said, "With Uncle Bai Ye's temperament, would he kneel in front of others and beg for help?"

"It's hard to paint the skin of a tiger, knowing the face but not the heart!" Xia Tian said: "How do you know what other people look like? Bai Ye does have a good skin, but it's not like what you look like." It’s so beautiful, you don’t get in touch with people like him, and that kind of people don’t say that they are extremely evil, but they have too many thoughts, you can’t play with them at all.”

"I know, I know."

Diana responded perfunctorily.

Seeing Diana's appearance in Xia Tian, ​​she knew that this daughter didn't take her words into her heart at all, and the left ear went in and the right ear went out.

She sighed.

Also temporarily helpless.

Boys and girls of this age are indeed too difficult to educate. If you talk too much, maybe you will have a rebellious adolescent, and that is really over.

"Mom, have you eaten seafood? No wonder the smell is so strong at home."

Diana also saw the mess on the dining table.

Xia Tian remained calm and said:

"Well, when Bai Ye came to pay back the money, I brought it with me. I don't think you like it, so I just used it to entertain him."

"That's it, then I'll go back to my room to study."

Diana nodded, turned around, and headed for the stairs.

But just took a few steps.

Diana turned around again, and asked tentatively:

"Mom, tell me the truth, you and Uncle Bai Ye are fine, right?"

Xia Tian's heart beat violently.

She immediately entered the brainstorm.

If this is the time to clarify the relationship between her and Bai Ye, then it would be a good thing to eliminate the possibility of danger between Diana and Bai Ye.

but.

As for what she and Bai Ye did today, it seems a little too much. Just saying it like this will inevitably make Diana aware of something. Then, as a mother, how shameless is she?

Measure left and right.

Xia Tian made a decision:

"Of course there is nothing, it is the relationship between the creditor and the debtor."

Xia Tian's evaluation is only for a short period of time. After all, he is also an entrepreneur, so he still has the ability to make decisions.

"That's all right."

Diana got the answer, hummed a cheerful tune, and went upstairs.

Xia Tian stood where she was, and waited until Diana closed the door of the room before she exhaled a foul breath.

Next.

Xia Tian began to tidy up the room.

Because of Bai Ye's nonsense, many traces in the house were only temporarily covered up, and there was no time to clear them up. Fortunately, Diana didn't suspect anything, otherwise, if she searched carefully, she would definitely be able to find clues, not as good as the pile of dirty clothes in the bathroom... …

It can only be said that it was thanks to Bai Ye's arguing about eating seafood today, otherwise, in such a short time... it would be almost impossible to settle everything.

When Xia Tian took advantage of the time when Diana returned to the room, she tidied up the house and sprayed the air freshener on it, and everything looked like new before she was completely relieved.

……

"came back."

Aunt Mei was cleaning, when she heard the sound, she turned around and saw Bai Ye came back.

"Ah."

Bai Ye said:

"Well, you said that Parker has been a little strange recently, and I found out the reason."

"What is it?"

Aunt Mei stopped what she was doing and asked quickly.

Bai Ye: "I told you, you must not be afraid."

Aunt Mei: "I have been professionally trained, no matter how terrible things are, I will not be afraid!"

"That's good!" Bai Ye nodded and said, "Parker... has awakened his ability."

"Awakening? Ability?"

Aunt Mei had question marks all over her head.

"That's right, just as you imagined, Parker has successfully become a person with extraordinary ability." Bai Ye said: "Just like me and Thor, the power far exceeds that of ordinary people."

Aunt Mei opened her mouth, but she didn't know what to say.

It took a long time to digest this news.

She just said:

"So Parker, like you, can also emit electricity?"

"It seems that we are not afraid of power outages in our store. There are three of you who can supply power."

Aunt Mei made a joke with a wry smile.

"No, no, you misunderstood me." Bai Ye said: "Parker, me and Thor generally have different abilities than ordinary people, but his ability is not electric discharge, but like a spider."

Aunt May: "Like a spider?"

Bai Ye: "He has the strength, speed, agility, endurance, defense ability and reaction ability and senses that are given to Spider-Man Superman after the scale of the spider is scaled up. The basic maximum strength can lift up to 15-25 tons of heavy objects, and can take off vertically 30 feet, walking speed can catch up with high-speed cars. Can be active for hours at the peak, hold your breath for more than 8 minutes, and survive even close-range explosions..."

"It is possible to control the interatomic interaction force of the molecular boundary through the mind, such as static electricity, so that the body, especially the hands and feet, can be adsorbed to the surface of the object."

"There is also an extraordinary self-healing ability, and serious injuries that cannot be healed by ordinary people can be completely healed in just a few hours to a few days..."

"I found out about this through observation. If you want to know more clearly, then you should ask Parker himself."

"My mind is a little messed up now." Aunt Mei was too shocked: "You mean, Parker has become a big spider-man?"

"It should be like this." Bai Ye said: "But for Parker, as long as he doesn't die, it is obviously a good thing. The previous Parker was just a weak bird, a bullet and a grenade, and he could be taken properly But now, even if the grenade explodes close to his body, it can’t kill him, and at most it will let him heal for 10 to [-] minutes.”

What's more, Parker also has the magical skill of spider sensing. He can sense any danger in advance. With his reaction ability, it is basically impossible for the grenade to explode close to him.

"Parker has always been such a well-behaved child. I really don't know how he became a superpower."

Aunt Mei shook her head and smiled wryly.

No matter how hard it is to accept, it has now become a fact and can only be accepted.

It's just that Aunt Mei obviously can't figure it out. The awakening of superpowers is so willful. If you say awakening, you will wake up, and it's not a big deal to say hello?

What a surprise!

"This thing depends on fate." Bai Ye said: "There are many people who don't want to awaken superpowers, but they just awaken their abilities, and some people who desperately want to awaken superpowers, but they just can't awaken. It took a lot of hard work, but in the end it was nothing but fetching water from a bamboo basket.”

long silence.

"Then what do you think..." Aunt May said, "Should I show my cards to Parker?"

"It's up to you." Bai Ye said, "I'm a baby who can't grow up, and I don't even have the experience of educating myself. How can I tell you the experience of educating children?"

Aunt Mei thought about it, and felt the same way. With Bai Ye's unscrupulous temper, if he followed his orders, he would probably only make things more and more chaotic.

"That……"

Aunt Mei thought for a long time, sighed, and said:

"Let's leave it to Parker himself until there is no problem."

European and American parents like Aunt Mei and the others must be a little surprised by their oriental thinking. Even husband and wife have their own private space, let alone aunts and nephews like Aunt Mei and Parker who are not related by blood.

—Westerners prefer liberalism.I don't like to have this thing restrict myself.I also don't like being disturbed by others.They have always believed that they have the ability to arrange their own affairs.Don't need others to talk too much

Of course, this is also Aunt Mei's belief that it is impossible for Parker to use his newly acquired ability to do evil. After so many years of education, she still has this confidence.

"That's it. If there are other problems, I will definitely tell you first."

Said the night.

……

night.

Parker came back with his satchel on his back.

Walking into the Amway Store, Parker saw Bai Ye and Thor, sitting on the sofa, playing online.

"Ugh!"

Parker sighed heavily and sat aside.

Bai Ye looked at Parker in surprise, and said:

"What's the matter, are you in a bad mood?"

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. This kid just completed his first chivalrous action today. He should be inexplicably excited and in a good mood. Why is he so listless now?

"Ah."

Parker nodded dejectedly.

Bai Ye: "What's wrong?"

Parker: "I had a fight with Kem."

Bai Ye: "Why?"

Parker: "She said I don't know what I've been up to these days, and asked me if I cheated..."

During this period of time, Parker was busy testing his spider abilities, and by the way, developed a spider launcher for himself, which squeezed him a lot of time for eating and sleeping, let alone taking care of his little girlfriend.

As for men and women who have just fallen in love, they must wish to be tired of being with their boyfriends and girlfriends all the time.

So Parker's performance made Kem very dissatisfied and even a little angry.

Are you hiding from me that there are other dogs out there?

Of course Parker didn't, but he couldn't explain why, so he had a fight with Kem, and naturally he was in a bad mood.

To be honest, it's really exciting to be a hero, but if you lose your girlfriend because of it, it's not so good.

After finishing a game in Bai Ye's hands, he put down the PSP game console and patted Parker on the shoulder:

"I've told you a long time ago that a girl like Kem is not suitable for you. If you quarrel, just quarrel and ignore her in the future! You can't take the initiative to apologize and be a dog lick. Men can't be Zhang Wansen, they have to be Zhang Wansen. Tong Jincheng!"