Traveling Frog Goofing Around in the Marvel Universe

"How much is the price, if the price is less, Mr. Zhang's father-in-law will not be satisfied."

Liang Shuang said.

Bai Ye thought for a while and said, "The cheapest ones probably cost more than 3000 a bottle. If it's expensive, there are hundreds of thousands a bottle."

"Then it's 3000 yuan a bottle." Liang Shuang said, "If it's too expensive and frightens the elderly, they might not buy it."

"OK."

Bai Ye nodded and said:

"You wait here, give me 10 minutes, and the wine will be delivered."

"Two boxes are enough."

Liang Shuang shouted from behind.

Bai Ye made a no problem gesture.

Luo Yan's boss, Mr. Zhang, can be said to be an iron cock who is so stingy that he can no longer be stingy. It is clearly his father-in-law's birthday that he specially ordered Luo Yan to buy more than 100 bottles of red wine. As an excuse, Luo Yan's 52 Ruanmei coins were erased.

It can be said that based on Mr. Zhang's character, he was given three thousand bottles of Feitian Moutai, which would definitely break his heart.

In this world, there are many people who take their face seriously, no matter whether their wallets are flat or not, they all want to save their face.

But there will also be people who regard money more than the sky, and any waste of money will make them heartbroken.

For example, Grandet in "Human Comedy", or Yan Jiansheng in "Scholars", all portray these characters who are greedy and stingy to the extreme, vividly and vividly.

Bai Ye brought two boxes of Feitian Moutai here, just to help Luo Yan, this Grandet-like Mr. Zhang.

Came outside, sat in the car, Bai Ye lit a cigarette for himself.

Feitian Moutai is in his space ring, there is no need for anyone to give it to him, just take it out, so he sits in the car and smokes two cigarettes, and when the time is almost up, he goes in.

Liang Shuang found Luo Yan:

"Luo Shitou, have you really thought about it, do you want to resign?"

"what!"

Luo Yan looked at Liang Shuang in a daze, and nodded.

"Then leave this matter to me!"

Liang Shuang said bluntly:

"You all come with me!"

Liang Shuang walked in front, with Jiang Xiaoguo, Duan Jiabao and Luo Yan behind him, looking like a king returning.

Mr. Zhang also explained in front of his old father-in-law:

"Dad, I'm really not the kind of person you imagined. Believe me, it's just those useless subordinates who misunderstood what I meant."

"Hello, Mr. Zhang!"

Liang Shuang stood in front of Mr. Zhang.

Mr. Zhang and his old father-in-law both paused.

Liang Shuang: "I'm classmate Luo Yan. We just met. I heard that you want to buy good wine here, right?"

"Correct!"

Mr. Zhang looked at Liang Shuang blankly.

"I'm here specially to help you." Liang Shuang showed a professional seller's smile on his face.

Mr. Zhang: "What do you mean?"

Liang Shuang: "Because Luo Yan misunderstood Mr. Zhang just now, she felt very disturbed, so she came to me to solve the problem for Mr. Zhang. After I heard it, I immediately contacted a group of Feitian Moutai for you. Absolutely original and authentic, you will pay ten for a fake."

"Flying Moutai?"

Mr. Zhang's face hardened.

There is no need for people to popularize this stuff, they have the basic concepts in their minds, this is not wine at all, but liquid gold, who the hell is okay, buy this kind of thing and drink it for fun?

As he said that, Bai Ye walked in with a box of Feitian Moutai in both hands and in the other:

"The goods have arrived, what's the matter, are you not late?"

"Mr. Zhang, let's check it out. It's a genuine Feitian Moutai." Liang Shuang said, "A bottle of [-] Feitian Moutai can't be bought by ordinary people if they don't have enough contacts! This is Luo Yan's special apology for you. of!"

"Well, one bottle is three thousand, one box is six bottles, eighteen thousand, two boxes, thirty-six thousand, then today is a good day, your father-in-law's birthday, let's make it auspicious, let's round it up, Liuliu Dashun, I will accept you thirty-six thousand six hundred and sixty-six!"

Mr. Zhang... his face was flushed with anxiety, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. He took out a handkerchief and wiped his sweat:

"Are you 660? No problem, money is not a problem, I don't feel bad about money, but now, Feitian Moutai's counterfeiting is too serious, unless you are a professional, who can tell if this wine is real or fake ?”

After speaking, he looked at his old father-in-law.

How can the old father-in-law still care about Mr. Zhang, he has already opened the box and checked it carefully: "Xiao Zhang, yes, this is the genuine Feitian Moutai, I saw it last time when your uncle Wang's [-]th birthday, He also taught me how to identify genuine Feitian Moutai, look how proud he is!"

"Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry. If you know Feitian Moutai, then you should know that this product is expensive. After unpacking, if there is no quality problem, you will not be able to return it."

Liang Shuang spread his hands and said:

"If you want to return the goods, you can only return one box."

boss Zhang:"……"

"Son, this wine is the pick, let's save face, let's just let it go!"

The old father-in-law smiled happily and patted Mr. Zhang on the shoulder.

"Dad, okay? Pay now!"

Mr. Zhang had no choice but to force a smile.

Take out the phone.

There was a pause.

There was a "creaking" sound of clenched teeth coming out of his mouth.

In the end, with tears in my eyes, I paid.

There is no way, the old father-in-law has unpacked a box of wine, and there is no way to return it, so can he still slap the old father-in-law, return one box and keep the other?This is impossible!The old father-in-law is part of the system, but he can't afford to lose him!

After paying the payment, Mr. Zhang rubbed his temples. He felt that his blood pressure had increased a lot.

"Mr. Zhang, this is my accompanying gift."

With a mischievous smile on Luo Yan's face, she handed over her red envelope.

Mr. Zhang rubbed the thickness of the red envelope with his hands, and it felt pretty good. This Ronaldinho, I'm afraid he's worth a thousand dollars.

He thought about how many colleagues and subordinates he had hired. If even Luo Yan paid a thousand dollars, then half of the money he paid for Feitian Moutai would be returned.

"This wine, more than 3 yuan is not expensive at all. Feitian Moutai, good wine must be worth this price." When Mr. Zhang thought of this, he felt much more comfortable: "Come, everyone, let's sit down!"

"I won't eat Mr. Zhang. I wish you a happy life and a happy family."

Luo Yan said with a smile on his face.

"Let's go!"

Luo Yan walked in front, and Liang Shuang, Bai Ye and others naturally followed.

Jiang Xiaoguo couldn't help asking:

"Shitou, how many gifts did you give him? I think it's a bit thick?"

"100 dollars."

"Impossible, how can 100 yuan be so thick?"

"It also contained my resignation letter."

Luo Yan stuck out her tongue.

"Stone, it's yours!" Jiang Xiaoguo patted Luo Yan's shoulder: "Like that kind of boss, you have to treat him like this!"

After leaving Mr. Zhang and the others, Bai Ye and others went to participate in Luo Yan's birthday. The hotel was all booked, but Luo Yan was used as a donkey by Mr. Zhang before, which delayed the time.

Above the banquet.

Bai Ye was laughed at by Jiang Xiaoguo, Duan Jiabao, Luo Yan and others.

After all, she is Liang Shuang's girlfriend!

When she was in school, Liang Shuang was a well-known school belle. She was also a cold beauty, an ordinary person. Talking to her was like falling into a world of ice and snow.

But as soon as they met, Bai Ye helped Luo Yan solve the disgusting boss, and quickly got the approval of Jiang Xiaoguo and others.

The next day.

Liang Shuang woke up from his boat after a hangover.

She leaned against the bow, frowned, and gently stroked her forehead with her hand.

Obviously dizzy after a hangover.

"How is it? Have a headache? I told you not to drink so much." Bai Ye walked into the room with a bowl of soup and said, "Drink some of the hangover soup I made for you. "

This is mainly tomato soup: Tomatoes are rich in special fructose, which is an effective food that can promote the decomposition and absorption of alcohol. Drinking a bowl of tomato soup can make the dizziness gradually disappear after drinking. Adding a small amount of salt in the tomato soup can also help to stabilize the mood .

Liang Shuang also remembered what happened last night:

"It's my girlfriend's birthday, how can it be possible not to drink? I'm also busy with work, so I haven't had a gathering with Jiang Xiaoguo and the others for a long time."

She took the rescue soup that Bai Ye had made, drank some, and lay down for a while, feeling dizzy and dizzy, and the situation improved a lot.

"Can you hold on?" Bai Ye said, "Why don't you ask for a vacation?"

"I do this kind of work, how can I ask for leave?" Liang Shuang shook his head and said: "If I ask for a day off, the fans in the live broadcast room will go to other people's live broadcast rooms, and this delay, who knows Will they fall in love with other anchors? Then my number of fans may be greatly reduced. So think about it for yourself, how many of those top live broadcasters dare to rest all year round? Even if they are sick , unless you really can’t move, you have to stand up and live broadcast.”

"I really can't help you."

Bai Ye said:

"Breakfast is almost ready, how about some?"

"Ok!"

With Bai Ye's support, Liang Shuang washed up, put on home clothes, sat at the dining table, and began to eat breakfast.

Bai Ye cooks very light food, which is just right for Liang Shuang to hangover.

Liang Shuang drank the millet porridge, and felt that the symptoms of headache were relieved a lot.

Of course, the breakfast that Bai Ye made for Liang Shuang more or less put some red potion in it to replenish life energy, rescue, it was just a small thing that could be done.

Bai Ye was having breakfast with Liang Shuang while looking at his phone, but his brows were slightly frowned.

nothing much.

"What kind of stupid thing is this!"

Bai Ye couldn't help but swear.

"what happened?"

Liang Shuang asked puzzledly.

"It's okay, I just saw a stupid TV series." Bai Ye frowned and said, "I don't know what time it is now, but there are still people filming this kind of TV series and force-feeding the audience?"

Liang Shuang asked curiously, "What TV series made you so angry?"

"A TV series called "No Bottom Line"." Bai Ye said: "Because the plot before it was shot quite well, the public's ratings were very good, and it became popular, so I also watched it. The first half of the episode Part, the quality is indeed very good, at most there are some minor flaws, and I followed the drama. But until now... my blood pressure is rising! This is filmed by a bunch of idiots TV series!"

"Joking is not nonsense, and adaptation is not random."

"If you make a mistake, you have to admit it. If you know your mistakes, you can make a big difference. This is the truth we have learned from elementary school to adulthood. When we grow up, we have seen more people, traveled more paths, and seen more things. I suddenly discovered that the truth is the truth. , reality is reality. Sure enough, fairy tales are all lies."

"Is it necessary to make you so angry?"

Liang Shuang also took out his mobile phone to watch the TV series that Bai Ye was watching.

"Liang Shuang, you should know that the American police often shoot and kill black people in the street. Even if the black people obey the police's instructions, they will be killed, and they will be killed like executions. Why do they dare to shoot directly without fear of being caught?"

Bai Ye said:

"Because the American police face this kind of problem, there are three ways to solve the problem: 1. To prove that the black man did not obey the police's instructions, so the police often make the black man do something that is difficult or even impossible to do, and then shoot; 2. Afterwards, the fault of the black man was found out, and unwarranted charges or taints were added. For example, he had sucked laundry detergent a few years ago, fought with gangs, skipped classes and joined gangs when he was in school, etc.; Acting, what can you do to me."

"Many people died, and the blacks also found out. Since you don't let me live, it's great that everyone died together; so the American police found that once encountering a black person in the process of law enforcement, the other party will often directly no matter whether there is a crime or not, whether it is a major crime or a small crime. Choosing to shoot at the police, even a seemingly weak and educated black man would suddenly pull out a gun and kill the policeman, the American police are very puzzled - why do black people not believe in the law?"

Suddenly.

Bai Ye's phone vibrated.

His complexion changed slightly.

Bai Ye glanced at Liang Shuang who was looking at his phone...

"That...Sister Shuang?"

Bai Ye's tone became inexplicably humble.

"what happened?"

Liang Shuang raised his head and looked at Bai Ye.

Bai Ye tentatively said, "There is something urgent about business, and I need to deal with it..."

"Then you are too busy!" Liang Shuangruo gave Bai Ye a deep look: "Okay, go, my headache is basically gone now, I will call my assistant in a while and ask them to come pick me up at home Go to work in the company."

"Sister Shuang, you are so kind."

Bai Ye stood up, grabbed his coat, and said:

"Don't worry, after dealing with this urgent matter, I will come to your company to accompany you."

Come outside.

Bai Ye picked up the phone.

"Mei, call me, what's the matter?"

"I……"

Aunt Mei hesitated to speak.

"If you have anything to say, just tell me." Bai Ye said, "Could it be that there is something else that I can't help you solve?"

"that……"

Aunt Mei was still hesitating.

Bai Ye was a little helpless, was it necessary to be so hesitant?But there are still many things waiting for me to solve!Can you be more straightforward?

"I am pregnant."

Aunt Mei finally made up her mind and said it.

"Om-!!"

Bai Ye's brain shook, his whole body was blinded, and his mind went blank.

Completely unbelievable.

Over the years, he has had so many women, but none of them has been pregnant. He thought that his body had undergone some unknown changes because of traveling through time and space, but he didn't expect...

And to be honest, Bai Ye is not ready to be a father yet!He doesn't even know what a father should do!This is too sudden, he is still a baby who likes to play!I am still a child, and now I am going to have a child...

Bai Ye felt a little at a loss.

"Before you left, I felt a little unwell. I thought it was because I was tired." Aunt Mei said: "The body became more and more serious later, so I went to the hospital for a check-up. I was pregnant and my child was two years old. It’s been a month, no wonder I’ve been feeling so wrong.”

white night:"……"

Aunt Mei really has a big heart. She was pregnant for more than two months, and she went to the hospital for an examination before she found out that she was pregnant.

"Bai Ye, what should I do?" Aunt Mei was also a little flustered, and said, "If you don't want a child..."

Aunt Mei stroked her belly. This was her first child. She had never tasted being a mother in her life. Did she just kill him?Maybe she will never have the chance to be a mother again in this life, because she doesn't want to marry again.

Bai Ye didn't know what to say.

After a long silence, Aunt Mei said, "I don't want to kill him, but it doesn't seem good for a child to be born without a father. Actually, I don't know what to do! Do you have any good suggestions?"

Bai Ye took a deep breath and said:

"It's hard to make sense on the phone, just wait, I'll come to you right now!"

As he spoke, Bai Ye activated the function of [Dimensional Phalanx Shangri-La]. In an instant, he crossed the entire Pacific Ocean, from China, back to the United States, and stood in front of Amway Baibao House.

And Aunt Mei was standing inside the Amway Store, holding a mobile phone, and happened to be looking at Bai Ye.

Bai Ye looked at Aunt Mei, perhaps because of her pregnancy, Aunt Mei's figure was much plump, adding a bit of glamorous charm to a young woman.

"I……"

Looking at Bai Ye, Aunt Mei showed a hint of surprise on her face, she opened her mouth and was about to say something.

Bai Ye stepped forward, directly hugged Aunt Mei's plump waist, hugged her whole body in his arms, and gently sniffed the fragrance from Aunt Mei's body:

"Thanks a lot!"