Lyncha's Marvel Journey

"Oh! Oh my gosh! Lester, the thought of meeting the legendary 'Magician' makes me so excited that I want to pee!"

"No, 'Little Wade'! No, no, no! You can't be timid, be brave! Stand up."

"Shut up! Damn it, don't touch your little brother's hand in my car!"

Wade Wilson, the chatty man in a red suit and the legendary "Deadpool," leaned on the armchair of the front seat and took a breath of comfort.

"Hmph! Lester, I can also change my career to be a doctor!"

"Zi!"

Bullseye made a sudden stop and threw Wade out of his seat.

"Get off here!" Bullseye closed the car door gently, took out an "air gun" from his pocket and put it on Wade's head, saying viciously: "Want to try the feeling of waking up from a stinking ditch again? "

"Okay! Okay!" Wade rubbed his hand on the seat and jumped out of the car obediently: "Don't be so nervous! It's just a little stain."

Pointing to the obvious dirt on the seat, Bullseye shouted at Wade: "Take a good look!"

"Cough! Intuit!"

"Fake, I forgot I was wearing a hood!"

Seeing Wade trying to take off his mask, Bullseye excitedly stopped his immoral behavior.

"OK, OK, OK...Wade, I was kidding! Don't take off your mask."

With a sad sigh, Bullseye took out a complete set of cleaning equipment from the trunk and started cleaning for the second time today.

"Shh? Huh?"

"Wade, if you don't know how to brag, don't brag! I won't laugh at you!"

"Even if you compliment me in a roundabout way, I won't take off my expensive dress and wash your car!"

"What's going on in your head!" Even though Bullseye was furious, he didn't stop his cleaning behavior. Ever since Lin Cha gave him this car, the daily car washing session has become his favorite thing. I still like arguing with Wade.

"Money!" Wade yelled at Bullseye with his hands on his hips, unsure and confident.

"A 'Washington.'"

"Cough! Intuit!"

"Damn, I forgot I was wearing a hood again!"

"A 'Franklin'."

"make a deal."

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Wade raised his beautiful buttocks and started cleaning the car.After wiping, Wade suddenly stood up and said something to Bullseye in a very small voice.

"what?"

Wade repeated what he just said in a very small voice again.

"What's wrong with you? Wade!"

"Does this look like a cleaning operation after a field battle? Oh! My 'little Wade' has already stood up!"

"boom!"

Unable to bear it, Bullseye took out his air gun and pointed it at Wade, hitting his head with one shot.

Roll the unconscious Wade into a ball like a carpet and stuff him into the back seat.Without Wade's noise interference, Bullseye completed the cleaning work neatly.

"Fizz!"

A green lizard creature appeared on the roof of the car, it was the Hidden Dragon.

[Transform into a Hidden Dragon] (Click to expand)

Although my daily job is to hang out, okay!Mainly just wandering around, supplemented by gathering intelligence.Bullseye Lester has become acquainted with this talkative guy since he had a drinking contest with Deadpool.

Because of his generosity and Lin Cha's instructions, Deadpool soon used Bullseye as a free cash machine that he couldn't drive away.

"understood!"

Bullseye lightly stepped on the clutch, switched gears and speeds in one go, stepped on the accelerator, and rushed towards the designated place.

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"How did you find me?"

Lin Cha asked himself that although he was wandering around in "Hell's Kitchen", he deliberately avoided the camera and covered his face every time, just like those superheroes wearing tights. Here he focuses on the Daredevil horse. special.

Moreover, except for the early stage, Lin Cha always hid behind the scenes and remotely directed the Black Magician's actions unless required for daily tasks.

This made him very curious, wondering where he had leaked his whereabouts.

"It's a coincidence." Melinda's smile was as standard as ever.

"Just last week, an old man heard the noise you made while looking up at the stars, saw you, and took a photo of you."

Listening to Melinda's explanation, Lin Cha gradually recalled the situation at that time.

It was a starry night. Lin Cha, who had nothing to do, directed the black magician to hold a repeater and ask everyone he met: "Do you know Ouyang Methamphetamine?"

Although I don’t know what Ouyang means, I don’t know what methamphetamine means, let alone what it means to connect the two together.But the behavior of a mysteriously dressed man holding a repeater and asking everyone he met still angered a group of people.

Some of the people who kindly tried to persuade the mentally ill man to leave and casually picked up the phone to call the police were spared by Lin Cha.Those who took out their guns whenever they disagreed and showed off their superb gun skills and speaking speed were all knocked down by Lin Cha.

This kind of behavior has directly led to a large number of people coming to bookstores and pharmacies to ask what Ouyang and methamphetamine mean.It once surprised bookstore owners and doctors. Do those selling laundry detergent these days know chemistry?

"Can I know who this person is? Don't worry, I'm just curious."

"His name is Gary, that's all I can say. I'm sorry."

Hmm, isn't this the incarnation of the observer?Gary, also known as Stan Lee, once made a cameo appearance as a man named Gary in "Spider-Man: Homecoming".As for observers, they will no longer participate in the events of any life form in the universe, but will only witness as bystanders.

"God, Lester. What did you do to me!"

"So,..." Lin Cha wanted to say something else, but was interrupted by Deadpool who woke up.

Although his identity was exposed, Lin Cha didn't care much. He was almost level 20 now, and he had very little experience in finding trouble for ordinary people.He had already bought a villa in Queens, and he was just waiting for a suitable opportunity to explain the situation to Aunt Mei before moving there.

After stopping the conversation with SHIELD, Lin Cha waved and signaled Bullseye to drag over the Deadpool who was still yelling.

"Oh! Mysterious 'magician'! I heard that you are very popular with children in the playground. Oh! Who doesn't like those cute children? Uh-huh! Can you turn into a sweet cone? Come on Untie me, 'Straw Hat Wizard'." Wade dragged his face on the ground, looking at Lin Cha walking towards him through his buttocks, and continued to talk endlessly.

What a mean mouth!It's like a cross between "brainless" and "unhappy."

"Hi! Deadpool. Huh? Just because you can't swim, you can't call yourself Deadpool!" (deadpool, literally meaning "death pool")

"Oh hahaha, so humorous!"

"Hehe!" Lin Cha, who smiled very innocently, took out a prop from the prop shelf that he had always thought he would not use.

[Fake·Deep Sea Invitation] (Click to expand)

"See you in 72 hours! Little bitch!"

A dark circle of light appeared, swallowing Deadpool as if eating.

Except for Lin Cha, who felt a chill all over his body, Bullseye and all the agents present were rolling their eyes and falling to the ground, twitching, laughing and mumbling incomprehensible words.

"Want to catch jellyfish?"