Lyncha's Marvel Journey

Chapter 76 Thor’s stupidity

As the Hammer God of Asgard, uh, the God of Thunder, Thor has not yet experienced the pain of losing his mother, nor has he experienced the destruction of Asgard. He still has that kind of simple and honest character. Hearing that Lin Cha is Odin The teacher sent to teach him immediately began to compare Lin Cha's physique with his own.

"Perhaps you can teach me how to dance the Kvasir dance." Sol danced in a few awkward positions. Seeing Lin Cha still looking at him calmly, Sol couldn't help but start to complain.

"Oh!~ I'm not interested in those poems at all. You're not here to sing poems, are you?"

Lin Cha continued to stare at him expressionlessly until Sol began to frown and his expression became a little angry before he stopped.Lin Cha stepped forward and patted Brother Chui on the arm and sighed.

"He is indeed more of a man than Quill."

"Hoho! Man? Do you mean I'm tall and powerful? There is no one stronger than me in Asgard! Although I don't like singing, dancing and poetry, I have to say that you have a very good taste."

"Aren't you curious who Quill is?" Lin Cha came behind Saul, lifted the wine jar on the ground and smelled it. A pungent smell rushed straight into his brain. This was the legendary Asgar. Got some German wine?A few drops can make an ordinary person drunk for three days and three nights.

"No, since he is not as good as me, there is no need to know who he is. Maybe he is a girl. Hahaha..." After saying this, Thor laughed, thinking that he said A nice joke.

"Wade, have you finished drinking? It's time to do something."

Lin Cha put down the wine jar. He usually didn't drink much, and he was the kind of person who drank just one glass.

"Hiccup! Can I pack it?"

"No, you are always welcome to taste Asgard's fine wine at any time." Hogan took the wine jar from Wade and placed it on the ground. He looked up and saw Wade's appearance.

"Oh! You are so ugly. Sorry, I shouldn't have said that."

"Shit, do you dare to say one more thing?" Wade's appearance has always been a pain in his heart. For this reason, he also left her girlfriend. After that, he used alcohol to numb himself for a long time, and he rarely took off his headgear.Wade's anger was instantly ignited when he heard Hogan talk about his looks.

"I've already apologized."

Hogan spread his hands to express his apology. He didn't mean to do it.

"Hmph!" Wade straightened his mask and glanced at Hogan disdainfully.

"Hey! He's not wrong, you are indeed not very good-looking, as if you have been soaked in lava."

"Farke, Hammer God, I want to challenge you to a duel." Wade, who originally planned not to care, suddenly turned red when he heard Thor's words.As a habit, he stretched his hand behind his back and found nothing.

"Lin Cha, Lin Cha, please lend me your son or something."

"Zheng" The two god-killing swords were unsheathed and turned into two rays of light, one red and one blue, flying towards Wade.He stretched out his hand to catch it, and held the knife in his hands as usual. He only heard a "chi" sound, and the two god-killing swords made two incisions in Wade's arm, cutting open the flesh and blood.

"Oh~~~"*4 The Four Warriors of Asgard looked at Wade with disappointment. He thought he had the courage to challenge Thor, but he didn't expect him to be a man who couldn't even hold a weapon.

"Hahahaha!" Sol laughed heartily, even crying.

"Although I don't mind anyone challenging me, but if you do this, forget it!"

"Hey!" Lin Cha couldn't help but sigh, and released the treatment to take his arm back, and then hooked him up to continue recovery. Then he looked at Wade helplessly. He liked to lose his chain at critical moments. .

"You didn't even try it?"

"Hmph! I don't have this habit. Anyway, it will get better soon." Ever since Wade became immortal, his ability to control danger has become less and less. How serious he was in fighting before, he needs to be more serious now. Perfunctory.

"Ahem, Wade, in order to prevent them from misunderstanding that you were recruited by me to make up the numbers, I think you should be a little more serious. For example, do you want to perform a knife-cutting bullet first to open their eyes?"

After this happened, Sol's attitude towards Lin Cha was no longer as enthusiastic as before.He probably now thinks that Lin Cha is another liar who came out of nowhere to defraud Asgard's property, just like the previous teachers.

"Um..." Wade hesitated a little. He hadn't been on a mission for a long time recently, and he was hooked up with Lin Cha, a long-term meal ticket. He could already be said to have everything he wanted in "Hell's Kitchen".

"If it doesn't work, forget it. Don't force yourself. Let's go to the treasure house later to grab some scraps and go back! Who makes people think we are here to cheat money now!"

"Fragments? NO!" As soon as he thought of countless jewels passing him by, Wade was instantly filled with motivation. No one could stop his yearning for money, no one could.

"Ahem! Next, in order to verify that this warrior next to me is qualified to challenge Asgard's God of Thunder, Wade decided to show his ability."

"If he can satisfy me, I will admit that he has the qualifications to challenge Thor." Fandral shouted loudly, while picking up the wine jar on the ground. While drinking, he can also watch performances. He can also Nothing to be dissatisfied with.The other three people also cheered together. Seeing that the melon-eating crowd wanted to see it, Thor also nodded, but he had one more request.

"If it's a rifle like Midgard's, I don't think you are qualified to challenge me. Sif, use your bow and arrows."

"How about it? Wade, can you accept it?"

"Ah! I can catch it, but with my body." Wade glanced at the bow and arrow in Sif's hand, gestured with the length, and murmured.

"What did you say?" Lin Cha held a telekinesis ball in his left hand, put his right hand to his ear and tilted his head.

"Ah! I said no problem." Wade looked at the telekinesis group and felt the two swords about to move in his hands. He agreed to this condition with a bitter expression, but no one could see him clearly due to the mask. expression.

"Okay! Let's get started!"

As the two of them stood still, Sif bent her bow and nocked an arrow, looking at Thor unconsciously, hoping that he could encourage her. However, to her disappointment, Thor did not pay attention to the competition at all. , he thought that Wade could not cut down the sword shot by Sif, even though Sif was better at the long sword. He was talking to Lin Cha about something, and he laughed heartily from time to time.

"Thor...you're always like this!" Sif, who felt she had been left out, focused all her grievances on this arrow. Seeing this scene, Wade felt his scalp numb.

"I can cut off, I can cut off..." Wade raised his swords and muttered in a low voice. He didn't care whether he understood the words or not, he felt inspired now anyway!

"Are you ready?" As time went by, Sif's resentment became stronger and stronger, and even Thor, not far away, felt the oppression of Sif's divine power.

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