Douluo: I was searched by Bibi Dong for ten years

Chapter 292: Uncle looks so charming when he is angry... [Big Chapter]

Chi Xiu's expression changed and he frowned at her: "What do you mean?"

Xu Ruolan put her hand on Chi Xiu's arm and tentatively pulled it to the side, but she couldn't move it. She could only continue to look at Chi Xiu with a sad face.

"What I mean is, if you mind Sister Wuyou being in contact with other men, then you can come on your own. It's just a show in front of my brother..."

Chi Xiu was stunned when he heard the words, and the strength in his hands relaxed a little. He turned to look at Xue Wuyan next to him. The latter looked harmless, and his two beautiful eyes flickered, showing that she was innocent. look.

"what are you talking about……"

Chi Xiu twitched the corner of his mouth.

Xu Ruolan tentatively pulled Chi Xiu's hand again, and finally succeeded in pulling it off this time. She rubbed her neck as if she had been reborn, took a few deep breaths, and quickly shrank aside, staring at Chi Xiu cautiously. build.

"Don't you guys have a good relationship... It's okay to just show off, but it's just a lie anyway."

Chi Xiu was struggling. He turned to look at Xue Wuyan and asked, "What do you think?"

"I have no opinion."

Xue Wuyang looked at Chi Xiu with wide eyes, several strange emotions flashing across his face.

Yes, not only did she have no objection, Chi Xiu even saw a bit of joy on her face.

What's so exciting about this kind of thing? Could it be that this girl's thoughts have gone astray to the west?

Chi Xiu scratched his head: "I don't have any objections, but how should I act?"

"A man as experienced as Dad actually asks such a question? I despise you."

Xue Wuhuang raised her middle finger towards Chi Xiu.

"Then don't look at what you just called me. No matter how experienced I am, it won't be right for you, little brat."

"Little brat?!"

Xue Wuyang put her hands on her hips with a surprised look on her face, and even raised her voice.

She took a deep breath and told herself to calm down.

"What about her? You should be able to perform on her now, right? So why don't you perform it on her now and let me see?"

Xue Wuyan pointed at Xu Ruolan.

As soon as these words came out, Xu Ruolan was immediately frightened and huddled up in a corner, holding her legs with her hands and trembling all over.

"No, no, no, I'm still young. This is your plan. It has nothing to do with me. Sister Wuyou, please let me go!"

Xue Wuyan ignored it. She stepped forward and pulled Xu Ruolan out and carried her in front of Chi Xiu.

"Perform it to her first, then treat it as practice."

Chi Xiu looked at her speechlessly: "I haven't agreed to this plan yet..."

Xue Wuyan frowned: "Based on my understanding of Xu Ruocheng, I think this plan is very feasible. Really, believe me, he will definitely not be able to bear it."

After she finished speaking, she held Xu Ruolan's face with both hands from behind, and asked the little lolita to raise her head and face Chi Xiu: "Play it with her again first, let's find out how you feel!"

Chi Xiu looked down at her at this time.

The little Loli burst into tears with a look of grievance on her face. When had she ever received such great humiliation?

She still didn't know how the matter of bombarding a city with soul-guided cannons would be dealt with, and now she was being teased by this inexplicable man. She already regretted running away from home after quarreling with her father and brother, and even more regretted coming out to find Xue Wuyan.

"What are you playing?!"

Chi Xiu was a little broken.

"Teasing her! Taking advantage of her!"

Xue Wuyan raised his voice.

Chi Xiu twitched the corners of his eyes. He really had no interest in this little loli at all, especially when she looked like she was crying with tears on her face. How could she say that?

"Please, please let me go. I'm still young. I just mentioned the plan casually. Don't take it seriously!"

"Who said that? I think this suggestion is very good! But now you two need to practice it first."

Xue Wuyang was the only one in the entire small airship who was full of joy and expectation, as if the entire plan had changed. What she was pursuing was not the successful kidnapping of Prince Xu Ruocheng, but a seemingly absurd scene with Chi Xiu.

"No, I don't want to practice, wuwuwu, sister Wuyou, I haven't been in love yet, please let me go...I haven't even touched a boy's hand until now, and my youth is not complete at all. He is already your father, for such an old man..."

Xu Ruolan's crying stopped suddenly because Xue Wuxu was impatient and took off the mask on Chi Xiu's face.

Chi Xiu looked at the two people in front of him helplessly and rubbed his sore eyes.

I always feel like things are getting more and more outrageous.

Xu Ruolan stared at Chi Xiu blankly, forgetting to cry. She had never seen such a good-looking person in her whole life. When she suddenly saw him, she was stunned.

Xue Wuyan stopped hugging her, turned around and came to Xu Ruolan's side, staring at her funny: "Is it old to look like this? Huh?"

Xu Ruolan immediately shook her head like a rattle, staring straight at Chi Xiu: "Not old..."

"Come here, reach out and touch it."

Xue Wuyan immediately grabbed Xu Ruolan's hand, but the little loli retracted her hand in embarrassment, her cheeks flushed.

"Are you still shy? Who was crying and yelling no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why are you shy now?"

Xue Wuyan asked, which made Xu Ruolan feel completely embarrassed.

She raised her head and secretly glanced at Chi Xiu's cheek, but was caught by Xue Wushu again: "Are you still peeking?!"

"Oh! It's okay, sister! I...I'm just curious!"

Xu Ruolan was so ashamed that she lay on her seat, then suddenly raised her head to look at Xue Wuhuang, and asked in a low voice: "Sister Wuhuang, does your father have a girlfriend now?"

Chi Xiu's mouth twitched when he heard this.

However, Xue Wuyan slapped her legs and laughed: "You damn girl, the fastest change in attitude I have ever seen in my life happened to you!"

"You all know he is my father, do you think he has a girlfriend?!"

Xue Wuyan snarled at Xu Ruolan and poked her forehead with his finger.

"But isn't he still young now? He should be from Douluo Continent fifty thousand years ago. Oh, oh, I know! So you ran out specifically to find him!"

The little loli exclaimed in surprise.

Chi Xiu was a little confused when he heard this. He heard Xue Wuyan say that he had become a god in Douluo Continent and was still the supreme god in the human world. This should be a household name in Douluo Star, but Xu Ruolan didn't recognize him in front of him. he.

Don’t even the members of the Imperial Family of the Sun and Moon Federation know who Xue Wuyan’s father is?

"Of course I'm looking for him. Aren't you also very opposed to your father's choice to plunder resources from 50,000 years ago? So I went to Douluo Continent to find my father and come together to stop it."

Xu Ruolan glanced at Chi Xiu at this time, nodded quickly, and said righteously: "Yes! I deeply hate this kind of thing!! I firmly oppose it! My father is such an idiot. He despises life and ignores the laws of nature. Should be sanctioned!”

Chi Xiu was surprised when he heard these passionate remarks to prove his position.

Xue Wuyan stared at Xu Ruolan with a strange look: "So..."

Xu Ruolan immediately turned to Chi Xiu obediently and sat upright: "So hurry up and practice with me, uncle!"

This uncle's call made Chi Xiu's scalp numb, and the change in Xu Ruolan's attitude made his whole body tremble.

Has this girl been professionally slapping people in the face for thirty years? The slap in the face was played so naturally and smoothly.

"No need to call me uncle..."

"elder brother!"

"Brother, there is no need to..."

"Then what can I call you?"

Xu Ruolan moved closer to Chi Xiu with stars in her eyes. She hated him just now, but now she likes him so much.

Chi Xiu even moved back unconsciously. As a result, the little loli crawled over along the seat with a flattering smile on his face. The scene in front of him made Xue Wuyan stunned.

She suddenly didn't want to let Chi Xiuxian and Xu Ruolan act again. It was uncomfortable no matter what.

"Hey, hey, stay away. The space inside this airship is already small. You want to squeeze my dad out!"

Xue Wuyan quickly stepped forward and pulled Xu Ruolan back.

"I'm sorry, uncle, I just... I just can't wait to stop dad. Don't worry, I studied acting when I was in school. I just heard from my sister that you are very experienced in this area. I will do my best to cooperate with you. !”

Chi Xiu was dumbfounded.

There must be something wrong with this little loli's head.

"Are you listening to me? I haven't agreed to this plan so far!"

Chi Xiu collapsed and said, why are the two girls in front of him acting more excited than the other, as if they have been beaten to death, especially Xu Ruolan, as if she has never seen a man before.

"Why?! I support the plan I proposed with both hands. There is no other plan that is more perfect than this one! Uncle, listen to me, I have specially studied my brother's psychology, and it will definitely work!"

After Xu Ruolan finished speaking, she didn't know what button she pressed, and the seats in the small airship folded flat, saving a lot of space inside.

Chi Xiu could tell that she had carefully arranged the venue.

Xue Wuyan also nodded: "Yes, yes, this plan is really feasible. Xu Ruocheng is very cautious and will not leave the palace easily. Especially at such a critical time period, there must be something to force him Come out, as for whether you should practice beforehand..."

When Xue Wuyan said this, he glanced at Xu Ruolan and twitched at the corner of his eyes: "Suddenly I felt it was unnecessary. I just mentioned it casually. I believe dad can definitely show his true strength."

Humph, you picked so many flowers on Douluo Continent at such a young age and poured so much water on them, why can’t you also drench me? Xue Wuyang thought secretly in his heart.

"No! No! You have to practice first!"

Xu Ruolan suddenly became anxious, and even grabbed Chi Xiu's arm. This action made Chi Xiu open his eyes wide, and he quickly pulled away. He suddenly felt that the little loli in front of him had turned into a big hungry wolf, still showing its teeth and claws, crying. The kind that drools is simply terrifying.

"Uncle, believe me, how can Sister Wuyou understand my brother better than I do? If some actions are not carefully planned, he will definitely not be fooled!"

"Who said I don't know your brother as well as you do? I watched him be born, okay? Even you were born while I watched you!"

Xue Wuyan immediately retorted, but Xu Ruolan also became more arrogant.

"But you don't spend as much time with my brother as I do! You usually hate him so much that you avoid him and don't have the time to get to know him at all!"

Xue Wuyan couldn't bear it any longer and strangled Xu Ruolan's neck: "Hey Xu Ruolan! Your wings are hard, right? Now you dare to talk back to me. Why didn't I secretly throw you into the toilet and drown you when you were little?" !”

"Uncle, save me!"

Xu Ruolan turned her eyes to Chi Xiu asking for help.

"That's enough of you two!"

Chi Xiu shouted, he is really one head and two big now.

"Whether what you say is true or false..."

He paused and continued: "But I really don't know the prince, so I can only choose to trust you. As for whether to practice it in advance... You just mentioned some carefully designed behaviors. For example, what are they? Listen first and then confirm whether you want to practice."

Xu Ruolan rolled her eyes, racking her brains to think of something that must be practiced in advance, and suddenly said excitedly to Chi Xiu: "Snake kiss!"

Chi Xiu's expression froze, and Xue Wuyan's body was even more startled.

She pinched Xu Ruolan's neck with a blushing face: "You stinky girl! When I heard it, it was your nonsense! Don't think that I don't know what you are thinking! Even if you need this... then... then... No need to practice with you!”

Chi Xiu's eyes widened and he broke down and said, "What the hell! Just put on a show in front of the prince to force him to come out, do you need a snake kiss?! Who the hell is kidnapped and still in the mood to do this with the kidnapper?!"

Xue Wuyang said in a weak voice: "This situation is not impossible. There is a kind of mental illness called what is it? It is said that the kidnapped person will become psychologically dependent on the person who kidnapped him, and thus fall in love with the kidnapper..."

"Get out of my way!"

Chi Xiu raised his palm, and Xue Wuyan was so frightened that he immediately crawled to the side, hid behind Xu Ruolan and said dissatisfied to Chi Xiu: "It's already there! The psychiatrist said that there is a generation gap between you and me, so you must not be aware of it!"

Damn the generation gap, of course Chi Xiu knows about this kind of mental illness, but putting it here... it's just nonsense!

He looked at Xu Ruolan: "I am asking you seriously now, what do you need to do to truly be better than your brother? Please give me a good answer."

"Uncle looks so charming when he's angry..."

Xu Ruolan looked at Chi Xiu dreamingly.

"What do you say?"

"No...nothing! Let me think about it first, uh...like this!"

The little Loli had an idea again and moved towards Chi Xiu. She pressed her back against Chi Xiu's chest, her face turned red, but she pretended to be calm and put Chi Xiu's arm on her shoulders.

"Uncle, you can grab my other shoulder with your hand and act like you're controlling me."

Chi Xiu did as he was told. Xu Ruolan's little heart was beating loudly and she was secretly happy. She could even feel the outline of Chi Xiu's chest muscles.

"and then?"

Chi Xiu asked.

"Then you can bend down, bite my earlobe, and look at my brother with provocative eyes!"

Chi Xiu: "..."

Xue Wuyang couldn't help but complain: "Is this a fragment from some Mary Sue novel that you saw, Overbearing President?!"

(End of this chapter)