Douluo Dragon God II Dragon's Reverse Scale

Chapter 18 Whale glue, an aphrodisiac?

Tang Yuelin entered Ma Xiaotao's yard and knocked on the door of Ma Xiaotao's boudoir: "Sister Xiaotao, it's me, Yue Lin, I'm here to get rid of the evil fire for you."

"Well, come in."

Tang Yuelin walked in and found that Yan Shaozhe was also there, still looking strangely: "Dean Yan, hello, but why are you looking at me like that?" It was the look of a wretched and scumbag man.

"Okay, hurry up and get on the bed. No, let's get rid of the evil fire for Xiao Tao." Yan Shaozhe pushed Tang Yuelin onto the bed.Tang Yuelin was completely confused: What happened?It's weird. Could it be that he wanted Ma Xiaotao to use a beauty trick, but it didn't work on me. Wu Tong used it when he was in the God Realm, but I didn't get it, so it's not possible!

Tang Yuelin and Ma Xiaotao held hands against each other, using one hand to eliminate the evil fire and the other to input the extreme fire. However, the temperature of the flame was too high and they kept sweating. Tang Yuelin's shirt was gone without knowing it. Seeing this scene Yan Shaozhe knew that it was done, and then closed the door and went out. Then Ma Xiaotao's clothes were all gone, turned into ashes, and burned by the flames.About three-quarters of an hour later, the two of them opened their eyes, and Tang Yuelin burst out with nosebleeds. Ma Xiaotao shouted: "Ah! Gangster!" Then he covered his body with the burnt black quilt on the side, covering it tightly. of.

After Yan Shaozhe heard this, the corner of his mouth raised: "It's done." Then he pushed the door open and pointed at Tang Yuelin: "The bold apprentice actually peeked at the body of the senior sister in the inner courtyard under the guise of getting rid of evil fire, and exposed her upper body to tease her. Inner Court Senior Sister, what crime do you deserve?"

"Me!" Tang Yuelin was completely confused. He was still wearing clothes before treating the fire, but after the treatment, he lost his clothes. He even suspected that Yan Shaozhe took off the clothes for them. "No, I had clothes just now, I, I didn't know either!"

There were already a few tears in the corners of Ma Xiaotao's eyes, "Pervert, you bastard, I really misjudged you! You bastard! **** (use everything you can)"

Yan Shaozhe was happy in his heart, but still calm on the outside: "Tell me, what should I do about this?!"

"What else can I do! Cold! No, I'll just be responsible for her!" Tang Yuelin roared.

"Hmm~ Not bad, you can solve it yourself." After saying that, he turned around and left.

"I! I, I will fucking kill you!" Wiped off the nosebleed, turned to Ma Xiaotao and said: "Sister, I, I didn't mean it, but, this fire, it is too strong, I, I will You are responsible."

Ma Xiaotao snorted: "Get out! I don't want to see you!"

"Sister, no, Xiao Tao, I'm not, I, alas, okay, you have a good rest, I'll come back to you another day, I'm sorry." Tang Yuelin bowed deeply, not a hundred degrees but also ninety degrees.Later, because of his relationship with Zhang Lexuan, everyone in the inner courtyard knew that he could go out without any obstacles.

Just a Foshan Wuyingjio kicked open the door of Yan Shaozhe's office, and Yan Shaozhe shouted: "What are you doing, what are you doing?! I don't know how to knock on the door first! Do you treat a teacher like this?" "

"Haha, in terms of seniority, I am your master uncle. Clear Sky Hammer! Random cloak!"

"Hey, what are you doing! Oh! I'm the dean! Oh!"

Walking to the front door of the class and "Report!", Zhou Yi glanced at Tang Yuelin. Although he had changed into school uniform, the traces of flames on his left hand were still there. Zhou Yi asked: "What are you doing? Why did you end up like this?" What does it look like?"

"I picked up another wife for nothing. I beat someone by the way."

"Again! What do you mean again!" Zhou Yi shouted, and the students also shouted in shock. Zhou Yi said again: "You are less than 12 years old, and you are already seven. Do you have to be a bad boy?"

Tang Yuelin ran to the podium and hugged Zhou Yi's legs, crying: "Teacher Zhou, I'm so miserable!"

"It's miserable. If your experience is miserable, then wouldn't it be miserable for us!" All the male students said in unison.

"Teacher Zhou, you have to make the decision for me! Yan Shaozhe, bah, Dean Yan set up a trap to find me a wife! I was beaten!" Tang Yuelin cried out A miserable one.

All the male students said: "We really want to set up a trap to find a wife. There is no one, and you are still not happy!"

(It goes like this: before Tang Yuelin walked out of Ma Xiaotao's house: "Stop!"

"what happened?"

"The fourth soul skill: Phoenix Roaring Sky Strike!"

Because of this, Tang Yuelin went to Yan Shaozhe to settle the score)

"Okay, okay, as the squad leader, it's nothing to cry. Don't forget to go to the Soul Guidance Department to study in the afternoon, and hurry back to your seat."

"Yes." Tang Yuelin returned to her seat in despair. Wang Dong asked angrily in a low voice, "What on earth is going on?"

"We'll talk about it in the afternoon. Just listen to the class carefully."

After school in the afternoon, Tang Yuelin told Wang Dong and Huo Yuhao about this incident on the way. Wang Dong said viciously: "This Yan Shaozhe is so abominable."

"Agree!"

At this time, the office of the Dean of the Martial Arts Department of Shrek Academy said: "Sneeze! What's going on? Thirty times in one minute. I have a cold. No! What's going on?"

Wang Dong couldn't understand Fan Yu's lecture at all. Although Wang Dong didn't hate soul tools that much due to Tang Yu, he was too lazy to listen. What's more important is: Eradicating the statistics of the earth's calendar in 2019 AD, girls become lazy boys It is very common to change jobs, because although the relationship is superficially a couple, privately it is a master-servant relationship. The man is the servant and the master is the master. One of them gets angry and settles old scores, and then kneels on the washboard for a long time. (Hey, I’m just crying when I say it, so I won’t say it anymore)

After studying for an hour, they still had to set up a stall. To be honest, Huo Yuhao and the others were no longer willing to set up a stall. They had taken too many classes and were tired, so they announced the last one for the day. They only set up the stall until Huo Yuhao's thirty pieces of grilled fish were sold out. Went back after a while (about 1 minute), which shows how tempting Huo Gua’s grilled fish is.

Back in the dormitory, Tang Yuelin absorbed the soul bones for Wang Dong, the protector. After about half an hour, Wang Dong finished absorbing them. He stood up and shouted, only to find that Tang Yuelin was roasting whale glue with extreme fire. Wang Dong was as curious as a baby. Ask: "What are you doing?"

"Okay, I'm going to absorb whale gum. Help me protect the law. You can eat it if you want, but don't eat too much." Then he took a spoonful and put it in his mouth to start absorbing it.Wang Dong thought: If you say you won’t let me eat it, I won’t, but I (my uncle) won’t.Then he started eating the whale gum with the spoon that Tang Yuelin had just used. After a while, he finished eating it all.

Tang Yuelin just finished absorbing it and took a look: "Dong! Why did you eat all of it! This whale gum is the most yang tonic. It's okay for women to eat a little, but eating too much will affect the speed of cultivation and hair growth. Boys should eat it. Although it can increase your physical strength and cultivation speed, once you eat too much whale glue, it will become an enhanced version of the aphrodisiac: Dragon Head Up (Don’t get me wrong, I am in a fan novel, and I have read it in the first part. The male protagonist was misunderstood and was tricked by Hu Liena into drinking everything. He almost did something wrong, but later he resolved it with his lover)!"

"Then, what should I do? I feel so hot!" Wang Dong said with a red face. Tang Yuelin said with a scared look on his face: "Dong, I'm usually not bad to you. You, I'm warning you, I'm still a young man." Son, childlike body, you, my orientation is correct, don’t come over here!”

But Wang Dong was not willing to listen. He simply took off his disguise and said, "I am also a woman. I can do it. You have to be responsible for me." He took off his clothes.

"I'll go! We promised to be brothers! You are actually a woman!" Tang Yuelin covered her eyes directly: "Wow! So white and thin! No! See no evil! See no evil! Emptiness is color, color is emptiness! Namo Amitabha ! Namo Amitabha! Hold it, you must hold it! Three years to start, the maximum penalty is death! The four elements are empty, color is empty, there is no room for rouge in the eyes, drunk in the flowers, laughing until the heart aches! Life is just a good dream! ... "

Wang Dong became more and more angry and climbed directly onto Tang Yuelin's bed: "Yuelin!...."

"No, men are lustful and heroic. As a normal male, I can't bear it anymore!"

In the dormitory, Tang Yuelin made a serious decision: "If you don't do it, you won't be a normal man. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! Dong'er, here I come!" A night of passion and speechlessness.

The next morning, Tang Yuelin saw Wang Dong'er taking off his disguise and clothes next to him, and thought of last night: "Hey, there is no turning back arrow when you shoot the bow, and the prodigal son returns with gold! How can you lift up your pants and deny people when you are already in trouble? It was just last night Why did you twist your waist? It hurts. Dong'er, get up, it's time to go to class."

"No, I'll sleep a little longer." Wang Dong'er waved her hand, closed her eyes and fell into a deep sleep.Tang Yuelin asked doubtfully: "Is whale glue so powerful? Forget it, I'll help you put it on."

As the class bell rang, Wang Donger woke up. No, it should be Wang Dong now. Wang Dong opened his eyes and found himself sitting next to Tang Yuelin. He asked softly: "Yuelin, what happened yesterday, is it true? ?”

"Really. Got it, I'm responsible for you, I like you."

"How do you know that I am going to ask you next: If you know that I am a girl, will you be responsible for me? Do you like me?" Wang Dong asked doubtfully.

"My little ancestor, the IQ of a woman in love plummets. That sister of yours must be the original you."

"Ah."

"By the way, last night I discovered that the two of us can perform martial soul fusion skills. The martial soul fusion skills used by my third martial soul and your Light Goddess Die are controlled by me, and the other one is controlled by you, but you I don’t seem to remember.”

"Well, I don't remember."

Tang Yuelin used telepathy to speak to Wang Dong: "I also discovered that we can telepathy, so we don't have to open our mouths when talking." Wang Dong was delighted: "It's true!"

"By the way, it may be because your soul power is weak, so the fusion of female martial arts consumes relatively more soul power. It was impossible to experiment yesterday. I don't know which one is stronger."

"I know, let's try again at night?" "Okay."

When he went back at night and tried it, Wang Dong exhausted all his soul power and fell asleep in Tang Yuelin's arms.

In the God Realm, Tang San shed tears of joy: "Xiao Qi, someone finally wants me!"

"Hey, Xiaosan, are you saying that Xiaolin didn't like Wutong before?"

"No, no, I'm just happy that the rice has been cooked!"

"You, other fathers wish their daughters could not get married, but you are better off, just the opposite."

In Shrek, time flies by and never looks back. Time flies, time flies, and time flies (I won’t sigh anymore). Three months passed in an instant. Because of Tang Yuelin’s joining, the original 67 people in the class became With 68 people, Zhou Yi stood on the podium, like a majestic king. Tang Yuelin imagined in his mind: Teacher Zhou is like the Golden Lion King Xie Xun holding a dragon-slaying sword: "The supreme king of martial arts, slaying dragons with a sword, commanding the world, no one dares." I won’t obey!” Ahem, it’s too far off topic.

??Everyone is welcome to leave comments. Anyway, I laughed so much that my stomach ached when I wrote it, and I laughed so much that I couldn’t breathe when I read it again after writing it. Can you comment so that I can know how much better my funny level is?Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! .........

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