Ninja World: Uchiha wants to rebel
Chapter 60 This is not how the novel is written
The latent shadow snake hand's test exposed Jiraiya's whereabouts.
After all, he was so familiar with Orochimaru that it was almost an instinctive reaction to this move.
"Shh, keep your voice down! It's not me, I'm not peeping!"
Jiraiya looked ashamed and tried to defend himself.
Akashi pointed to the small hole in the wall, and the evidence was conclusive: "Ji Jizo can't lie to others. Only Jiraiya-sama can do this, right?"
"Ahem." Jiraiya coughed twice and scratched his ears and cheeks.
Unable to escape, he regained his true appearance.
At this time, the proprietress happened to run over with someone, shouting to catch the bad guys. When she saw two people outside the bamboo fence, her eyebrows stood up!
"You two...hey, it's Lord Jiraiya!" Seeing his identity, the landlady covered her mouth in surprise.
"Ah hahaha, it's me, my one..."
Jiraiya was speechless for a moment.
Akashi found an opportunity to harvest wool.
He hurriedly said: "I heard a pervert just now. I came out to check, and I happened to see Lord Jiraiya chasing away a wretched man. Maybe that guy was peeping."
Hearing this, Jiraiya nodded guiltily: "Yes, yes, I almost caught it."
The two confirmed each other, and the landlady had no doubts.
One of the three ninjas in the minds of more people is definitely a tall and glamorous figure. Even in the ninja world, only a few people know about his lustful nature.
She bowed deeply: "It turns out it was Master Jiraiya who helped me! Thank you so much! If you don't mind, please treat me tonight. In addition, this little brother's fee will be [-]% off."
Is there such a good thing?
Jiraiya declined twice, but the landlady couldn't resist her kindness, so he finally walked in.
The pool was filled with smoke.
Still in the same position, Akashi leaned on the edge and continued to enjoy.
The difference is that there is a lustful immortal next to him, Jiraiya.
Since the Second Ninja War, he has been traveling around all year round, always talking about looking for a savior.While writing novels, I am also doing the work of collecting intelligence. I will come back every once in a while, but usually the time is not long, and I will soon start my journey again.
The last time I came back was before Sunagakure started the war.
"It's so comfortable!"
Jiraiya sighed happily, and then looked at Akashi, "Thank you for your wit just now, otherwise I would have been misunderstood."
Akashi raised his eyebrows: "Is that a misunderstanding?"
"Uh... hahahaha, the moonlight is nice tonight." Jiraiya changed the subject, and after a while, he added, "Are you Orochimaru's new disciple? I always feel like I've seen you somewhere."
"It's just a subordinate. It's normal that you don't remember."
"Anyway, your cover is very good, much better than Orochimaru."
Jiraiya recalled peeping in the women's bathhouse when he was a child. Orochimaru was clearly asked to stand guard, but the guy actually ran away, causing himself to be splashed with water and scolded by his grandmother.
Looking back on the past, I feel sad.
I wonder what Orochimaru is busy with now.
It seemed that not long after the name of Sannin was called, everyone went their separate ways.
He soaked in the pool, and after being serious for a while, he heard the movement next door again. A lewd smile appeared on his face, and he glanced around, preparing to move.
Akashi stretched out his hand to stop: "Although I helped you cover it up just now, I still want to say that doing so is too indecent. What if it is Lady Tsunade who is inside, your friend or daughter who is being spied on by others? You should not want to Right? Even if you spend some money, why not go to the store? "
"I didn't think..."
Jiraiya fell silent for a moment.
In fact, he is just a normal lustful person with a bottom line. He only goes to places that are not suitable for children to drink and look for inspiration. He has never exceeded the limit.
Akashi understands this mentality.
Just like many big brothers in the group who talk about sexy things and post dirty pictures all day long, in fact, they have never even talked to a girlfriend, or even held a girl’s hand.
Jiraiya is probably an old virgin.
Not willing to be outdone in front of a child, he hummed and argued: "This is... this is material, do you understand? Material for artistic creation!"
"Your novel?"
"You know a lot, did Orochimaru tell you?" Jiraiya said proudly.
Akashi shook his head.
Jiraiya wondered: "What does shaking your head mean?"
"I think your novel still has a lot of room for improvement. The source material is useless."
"What?" Jiraiya jumped up.
It’s okay to say that he is lecherous, but how can I bear to say that his novels are not good.
But Akashi analyzed it rationally.
He has read some story fragments, and several chapters show that the writing is not very good. After all, he has been doing tasks since he graduated from elementary school, so he has no time to study. However, writing novels is not really demanding, and this little pen and ink is enough.
Jiraiya's works are distinguished by their sincere emotions and realistic details.
As one of the Sannin of Konoha, he has seen a lot of the world and has rich experiences. Unlike many novels that are fabricated out of thin air, words with experience have a special flavor when read. Even if the words are earthy, they still make people read. Gotta relish it.
What's more, writing a ninja novel about a ninja is the first in this world.
Anything new will attract people to try it.
Putting all these factors together, it is not difficult to understand why Jiraiya's novels are so popular.
In the eyes of Akashi, who has read a lot of novels, these works are a bit cliché and boring.
Although Akaashi cannot write novels, it does not affect his ability to provide guidance.
"...Let's put it this way, there is not enough conflict in the opening chapter, the protagonist's growth path is not clear, there is no specific goal, the character's personality is too idealistic, and the part about fighting back against the enemy is not attractive enough."
Finally, Akaashi concluded, "That's not how novels are written."
Jiraiya's face changed after hearing this, and he hurried back to the locker room: "You are so awesome, wait, don't leave!"
He ran all the way to get manuscript paper and actually wrote down the key points.
Akaashi continued to talk nonsense, talking about a series of plot foreshadowing, character creation, and plot design, but there was really no solid information. He also talked about pretending to slap in the face, and copied a few classic lines.
"I've been doing what I've done all my life, Jiraiya, why do I need to explain it to others?"
"If heaven had not given birth to me, Jiraiya, the ninja world would be like a long night!"
"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully your subordinates and endure poverty."
"The genin of Konoha are so terrifying!"
For the natives of the ninja world, these are all new routines, which greatly opened up Jiraiya's thinking.The moment he stopped writing, he couldn't help but look up and exclaimed: "It turns out there are so many ways!"
He is currently working on "Intimate Paradise". Looking back at the draft, I feel more and more lacking.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Akashi smiled and said, "I still have many secrets."
"Great!" Jiraiya looked excited but a little embarrassed, "Hey, can you share some with me and treat you to three-color meatballs tomorrow."
Just want to send me away with a few meatballs?
Akashi curled his lips: "You are also very good at business. These unique skills are very precious..."
At this point, Jiraiya certainly understood.
There's no such thing as a free lunch, so it's hard to take advantage of this guy.
But what can be exchanged for him?
Jiraiya's eyes became far-reaching, and after thinking for a while, he smiled and said, "How about I exchange ninjutsu with you?"
What you've been waiting for!
Akashi pretended to be confused for a while, then said in deep thought: "You teach me ninjutsu, and I'll teach you how to write novels. It's fair enough, deal done!"
In the hot spring, the two men met each other candidly, and their words were naturally frank.
In exchange, Jiraiya prepares to teach Akashi the Fire Release Flame Bomb.
Fire Escape · Flame Bullet.
This is one of Jiraiya's signature ninjutsu. The Seal Technique is similar to the Go Fire Ball, but the difference is that the Fire Release Flame Bomb relies on igniting chakra-refined oil to form a lethal force. The learning difficulty is only C level, but the power is not small. .
The two quickly reached a consensus.
Jiraiya put his arm around Akashi's shoulders and said very boldly, "It's settled, tomorrow afternoon by the Toad Rock on the south bank of the Konoha River."
As he said that, he bared his teeth and smiled, "Just to let you know, I actually have more advantages than Orochimaru!"
Akashi couldn't help but be stunned.
"By the way, I still don't know what your name is?"
"Oh, Uchiha Akashi."
"Uchiha..." Jiraiya's hand holding the manuscript trembled suddenly.
After all, he was so familiar with Orochimaru that it was almost an instinctive reaction to this move.
"Shh, keep your voice down! It's not me, I'm not peeping!"
Jiraiya looked ashamed and tried to defend himself.
Akashi pointed to the small hole in the wall, and the evidence was conclusive: "Ji Jizo can't lie to others. Only Jiraiya-sama can do this, right?"
"Ahem." Jiraiya coughed twice and scratched his ears and cheeks.
Unable to escape, he regained his true appearance.
At this time, the proprietress happened to run over with someone, shouting to catch the bad guys. When she saw two people outside the bamboo fence, her eyebrows stood up!
"You two...hey, it's Lord Jiraiya!" Seeing his identity, the landlady covered her mouth in surprise.
"Ah hahaha, it's me, my one..."
Jiraiya was speechless for a moment.
Akashi found an opportunity to harvest wool.
He hurriedly said: "I heard a pervert just now. I came out to check, and I happened to see Lord Jiraiya chasing away a wretched man. Maybe that guy was peeping."
Hearing this, Jiraiya nodded guiltily: "Yes, yes, I almost caught it."
The two confirmed each other, and the landlady had no doubts.
One of the three ninjas in the minds of more people is definitely a tall and glamorous figure. Even in the ninja world, only a few people know about his lustful nature.
She bowed deeply: "It turns out it was Master Jiraiya who helped me! Thank you so much! If you don't mind, please treat me tonight. In addition, this little brother's fee will be [-]% off."
Is there such a good thing?
Jiraiya declined twice, but the landlady couldn't resist her kindness, so he finally walked in.
The pool was filled with smoke.
Still in the same position, Akashi leaned on the edge and continued to enjoy.
The difference is that there is a lustful immortal next to him, Jiraiya.
Since the Second Ninja War, he has been traveling around all year round, always talking about looking for a savior.While writing novels, I am also doing the work of collecting intelligence. I will come back every once in a while, but usually the time is not long, and I will soon start my journey again.
The last time I came back was before Sunagakure started the war.
"It's so comfortable!"
Jiraiya sighed happily, and then looked at Akashi, "Thank you for your wit just now, otherwise I would have been misunderstood."
Akashi raised his eyebrows: "Is that a misunderstanding?"
"Uh... hahahaha, the moonlight is nice tonight." Jiraiya changed the subject, and after a while, he added, "Are you Orochimaru's new disciple? I always feel like I've seen you somewhere."
"It's just a subordinate. It's normal that you don't remember."
"Anyway, your cover is very good, much better than Orochimaru."
Jiraiya recalled peeping in the women's bathhouse when he was a child. Orochimaru was clearly asked to stand guard, but the guy actually ran away, causing himself to be splashed with water and scolded by his grandmother.
Looking back on the past, I feel sad.
I wonder what Orochimaru is busy with now.
It seemed that not long after the name of Sannin was called, everyone went their separate ways.
He soaked in the pool, and after being serious for a while, he heard the movement next door again. A lewd smile appeared on his face, and he glanced around, preparing to move.
Akashi stretched out his hand to stop: "Although I helped you cover it up just now, I still want to say that doing so is too indecent. What if it is Lady Tsunade who is inside, your friend or daughter who is being spied on by others? You should not want to Right? Even if you spend some money, why not go to the store? "
"I didn't think..."
Jiraiya fell silent for a moment.
In fact, he is just a normal lustful person with a bottom line. He only goes to places that are not suitable for children to drink and look for inspiration. He has never exceeded the limit.
Akashi understands this mentality.
Just like many big brothers in the group who talk about sexy things and post dirty pictures all day long, in fact, they have never even talked to a girlfriend, or even held a girl’s hand.
Jiraiya is probably an old virgin.
Not willing to be outdone in front of a child, he hummed and argued: "This is... this is material, do you understand? Material for artistic creation!"
"Your novel?"
"You know a lot, did Orochimaru tell you?" Jiraiya said proudly.
Akashi shook his head.
Jiraiya wondered: "What does shaking your head mean?"
"I think your novel still has a lot of room for improvement. The source material is useless."
"What?" Jiraiya jumped up.
It’s okay to say that he is lecherous, but how can I bear to say that his novels are not good.
But Akashi analyzed it rationally.
He has read some story fragments, and several chapters show that the writing is not very good. After all, he has been doing tasks since he graduated from elementary school, so he has no time to study. However, writing novels is not really demanding, and this little pen and ink is enough.
Jiraiya's works are distinguished by their sincere emotions and realistic details.
As one of the Sannin of Konoha, he has seen a lot of the world and has rich experiences. Unlike many novels that are fabricated out of thin air, words with experience have a special flavor when read. Even if the words are earthy, they still make people read. Gotta relish it.
What's more, writing a ninja novel about a ninja is the first in this world.
Anything new will attract people to try it.
Putting all these factors together, it is not difficult to understand why Jiraiya's novels are so popular.
In the eyes of Akashi, who has read a lot of novels, these works are a bit cliché and boring.
Although Akaashi cannot write novels, it does not affect his ability to provide guidance.
"...Let's put it this way, there is not enough conflict in the opening chapter, the protagonist's growth path is not clear, there is no specific goal, the character's personality is too idealistic, and the part about fighting back against the enemy is not attractive enough."
Finally, Akaashi concluded, "That's not how novels are written."
Jiraiya's face changed after hearing this, and he hurried back to the locker room: "You are so awesome, wait, don't leave!"
He ran all the way to get manuscript paper and actually wrote down the key points.
Akaashi continued to talk nonsense, talking about a series of plot foreshadowing, character creation, and plot design, but there was really no solid information. He also talked about pretending to slap in the face, and copied a few classic lines.
"I've been doing what I've done all my life, Jiraiya, why do I need to explain it to others?"
"If heaven had not given birth to me, Jiraiya, the ninja world would be like a long night!"
"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully your subordinates and endure poverty."
"The genin of Konoha are so terrifying!"
For the natives of the ninja world, these are all new routines, which greatly opened up Jiraiya's thinking.The moment he stopped writing, he couldn't help but look up and exclaimed: "It turns out there are so many ways!"
He is currently working on "Intimate Paradise". Looking back at the draft, I feel more and more lacking.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Akashi smiled and said, "I still have many secrets."
"Great!" Jiraiya looked excited but a little embarrassed, "Hey, can you share some with me and treat you to three-color meatballs tomorrow."
Just want to send me away with a few meatballs?
Akashi curled his lips: "You are also very good at business. These unique skills are very precious..."
At this point, Jiraiya certainly understood.
There's no such thing as a free lunch, so it's hard to take advantage of this guy.
But what can be exchanged for him?
Jiraiya's eyes became far-reaching, and after thinking for a while, he smiled and said, "How about I exchange ninjutsu with you?"
What you've been waiting for!
Akashi pretended to be confused for a while, then said in deep thought: "You teach me ninjutsu, and I'll teach you how to write novels. It's fair enough, deal done!"
In the hot spring, the two men met each other candidly, and their words were naturally frank.
In exchange, Jiraiya prepares to teach Akashi the Fire Release Flame Bomb.
Fire Escape · Flame Bullet.
This is one of Jiraiya's signature ninjutsu. The Seal Technique is similar to the Go Fire Ball, but the difference is that the Fire Release Flame Bomb relies on igniting chakra-refined oil to form a lethal force. The learning difficulty is only C level, but the power is not small. .
The two quickly reached a consensus.
Jiraiya put his arm around Akashi's shoulders and said very boldly, "It's settled, tomorrow afternoon by the Toad Rock on the south bank of the Konoha River."
As he said that, he bared his teeth and smiled, "Just to let you know, I actually have more advantages than Orochimaru!"
Akashi couldn't help but be stunned.
"By the way, I still don't know what your name is?"
"Oh, Uchiha Akashi."
"Uchiha..." Jiraiya's hand holding the manuscript trembled suddenly.
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