pirate judge
Chapter 21 Paid to Shit Magellan
If Hannibal, the deputy director, is only half like a devil, then Magellan, the full-time director, is a devil through and through - referring to the appearance.
He was wearing black clothes and black trousers, with two horns on his head, deep circles under his eyes, and smoke coming from his mouth and nose from time to time.
There is no need to doubt that he is the most suitable existence for this impel city.
Although, everyone who is familiar with him knows that this guy who looks mighty and scary is actually not living a comfortable life.
Not only did he spend more time in the toilet than in bed every day, he would also be teased by his subordinates from time to time.
Especially today, the methods have actually been upgraded.
It used to be a joke in person, but now it's a taunt through internal loopbacks.
"Director, are you okay yet? We have something very important to report to you."
"Didn't I say it? I'm fighting fiercely - I drank poisonous soup at noon, and now my stomach is churning."
"How many times have I told you, don't drink poisonous soup if your stomach can't bear it!"
"Because I am a poisonous person, and what I like most is poison. Isn't there a saying called 'fight poison with poison'."
"It's just because you can't attack that you have diarrhea. You'd better get out of the director's seat quickly..."
Previously, Magellan had already fired poisonous gas to physically shut up his bad-mouthed subordinates.
But now, he was in the toilet and his subordinates were on the ground floor. Physical methods were useless and he could only yell.
"Yaka! Can you stop talking about this every day? Are you annoyed? Believe it or not, I will come out to deal with you."
Unexpectedly, the two people on the opposite side of the line not only did not shrink, but intensified.
"Oh, the Director is unhappy."
"Yeah, we're going to be dealt with."
"But you're still in the bathroom now."
"If you can, come out and beat us!"
With a click, Magellan flattened the toilet paper.
"Hannibal, Robin, why do I have you two vicious subordinates? Just wait for me!"
"Wait, wait, wait."
"I'll wait for you in the special examination room of LV1."
Damn it, Magellan has never heard such a request for a beating in all his life.
He decided that he had to let these two bitches stay together for three days and three nights, and then he would come back and ridicule them properly.
Thinking of the two bitches lying on the bed, exhausted, only being scolded, and not even having the strength to reply, Magellan felt refreshed and even his intestines, which had been moving randomly, felt much better.
Hey, hey, hey, he's in very good condition today. Even his most noisy stomach can't stand it anymore, urging me to take care of you.
Making do with the crumpled toilet paper, Magellan pushed open the toilet door and returned to the office.
Inside, there were civil servants waiting for a long time:
"The director, the deputy director and the presiding judge have urgent matters to see you."
"I already know."
Magellan did not anger innocent people, that was his job. Apart from taking too long to poop with pay, looking a bit scary, and releasing toxic gases consciously or unconsciously, Magellan is actually a good boss.
"What are you holding in your hand?"
"They are a new batch of criminals who have been imprisoned. They were caught and tried by the chief judge himself."
"We really caught someone, let's take a look." Magellan looked surprised and took the documents handed over by his subordinates and flipped through them, "Why are they all light-duty criminals (the standards for heavy-duty criminals in the Pirate World are different) )?"
Recalling Luo Pan's bold words when he left Impel Down City and headed to the Navy Headquarters, Magellan was a little disappointed.
What about the big fight you promised? Did you promise to wash away the shame of Impel Down City? That's it?
For a moment, Magellan even forgot about "revenge" on his foul-mouthed subordinate, and went directly to LV1 with the latest file book.
"Hey, Director, you're finally done." Seven
"It's too slow. I waited until the flowers withered."
In the special examination room, Hannibal and Judge Luo fight against bad breath to the end.
Magellan said nothing and threw the file in front of Luo Pan: "Is this the result of your work during this period?"
"That's right." Luo Pan said confidently.
"There aren't any serious criminals. Most of them can be detained on the spot and don't need to be sent to Impel Down. Don't tell me that you are just trying to make up for the numbers."
Prisons are also divided into three, six, and nine grades. The most terrifying prisons hold the most terrifying prisoners. Sending light-duty prisoners to Impel Down City is a waste of resources. Do you really think it is easy to go to Impel Down City?
"Although I would like to say that this is because the security on the sea has improved, unfortunately, the answer is exactly the opposite." Luo Pan shook his head, "What you saw is only a small part of the criminals I tried."
"Where's most of it?"
"The death penalty is executed immediately. Keeping such scum is just a waste of food. Before coming back, I just held a grand public trial in Beihai, and publicly executed seventy-two criminals in one go. Didn't you see that at that time? It’s a pity that I couldn’t take pictures of the scene. People outside may not understand what I did, but I believe that the director, deputy director, and every guard in the city can understand.”
Magellan was speechless.
Of course he understands, very much.
Living in the most vicious prison, he is used to seeing all kinds of extremely vicious criminals. He knows better than anyone else the harm these people will cause to the people, countries, and society.
The purpose of this impel city is to serve as a spiritual symbol to deter pirates and reassure the people.
Luo Pan's approach has the same core, but is more extreme and more relieving.
To be honest, Magellan himself had thought about it more than once, why he had to lock up the pirates instead of killing them all, when the reward order clearly stated "life or death".
It's a pity that Magellan has been in Impel Down since he was a teenager. For more than 20 years, he only managed prisons and guarded prisoners, and could not figure out such a profound problem.
He only knew that he had to guard Impel Down City for one day, give the big criminals the punishment they deserve, and never let them go out to cause harm to the world again.
Magellan didn't say anything, but Luo Pan continued: "As for the batch of light-duty criminals I brought back, they are not just to make up the numbers. I want to use them for another experiment. At that time, I will need the cooperation of the director, deputy director, and colleagues. In particular, you, the Director, have a particularly heavy responsibility, and you must not continue to be 'paid for shit' like this."
"Do you think I do?" Magellan replied angrily.
"Absolutely." Hannibal seized the opportunity and said, "If you have the ability, don't eat pufferfish or drink poisonous soup. I remember Luo Pan worked out how to remove tetrodotoxin when he was still in the medical class - you should just be honest. Leave the position of director to me."
Magellan wailed: "No, this is the only hobby I have left. Relieving mental stress is an aspect that cannot be ignored in prison construction. This is what Luo Pan said."
In an instant, the eyes of the two most powerful people in Impel Down City were all focused on Luo Pan.
Luo Pan smiled slightly: "The most rare thing in the world is the double-double method. Fortunately, I found it. But before that, Director, I remember there is a saying here - you are invincible in the city of advancement?"
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