HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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The first class at Hogwarts was the History of Magic. Yes, it was the legendary Professor Binns who woke up and forgot to bring his body to teach the little wizards. This group of little wizards who had just entered the school listened very much. Seriously, Pansy was the only one who was concentrating on... taking a nap.

Even the fat boy Gore tried to persuade her with a look of incomprehension: "Pansy, how could you fall asleep on the first day of class?"

Pansy said without raising her head: "Don't panic, believe it or not, after one class, Professor Binns will not even raise his head to look at us." Not only that, believe it or not, after seven years, he will only He would lower his head and read the book, never paying attention to us.

When Draco heard her arrogant words, he couldn't help but turn around: "Don't sleep Pansy, can you learn from me? Pay attention to class and don't embarrass Slytherin. I don't want to be the first." Just because of you, our Slytherin got points deducted!"

She, who was always shameless, raised her head and showed a sly smile: "Study seriously in class? Okay, just give me a kiss and I will study seriously."

After she finished speaking, she admired the platinum boy's blushing face and hesitant look on his face for a while, "Pansy, you...how could you do this!" before she lowered her head and continued to sleep.

The class schedule at Hogwarts is different from that in school. One class does not end for 45 minutes, and then the teacher of another course is replaced for the second period. Usually most of the classes are the same class, which lasts all morning. !

Finally, the morning passed, and Pansy, who had slept until she couldn't sleep anymore, packed up her textbooks at lightning speed: "Family, come on! Let's dominate the cafeteria!"

Draco looked down on her: "I don't think there will be another starving ghost like you in the entire Hogwarts."

Gore, who was slow to beat: "Go!"

Then Draco looked at Goyle and Crabbe, two fat boys as majestic as mountains. One of them grabbed Pansy's arm and hurriedly walked out of the History of Magic classroom.

During this period, Panxi was heard muttering in a low voice: "Quick, you can run faster while holding me on my back. My butt is numb and I can't walk fast!"

Draco: "..."

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After eating and drinking, there is a two-hour break. During these times, students often either go back to their dormitories to chat, go for a walk by the Black Lake, or go to the library to write papers assigned by professors, and first-year students Freshmen rarely have papers to write, and even if they do, professors will leave about a week for the new first-year students.

So Pansy, who was full and had no homework to do, took Goyle and Crabbe for a walk in the Black Lake. Draco didn't go because when Pansy asked him, he said he was walking around the lake. It would be foolish to go, and not at all consistent with his noble status.

Pansy rolled her eyes: "Okay, then you go back to the dormitory, I will go to the lake with them, and then go back to the dormitory to join you in the afternoon herbal medicine class."

Draco raised his head, his face full of arrogance: "Go ahead."

"Do you want the three of us to take you back first?"

"No, I'm not a child!"

Seeing him pretending to be mature, Pansy couldn't help but smile like an aunt: "In my sister's heart, you will always be a cute baby dragon." In fact, she wanted to call herself her mother, but she was afraid that he would hit her.

Draco said: "Humph." Then he seemed to have just come to his senses, and turned around and cursed fiercely: "I'm older than you!" After saying that, he left without looking back.

Ah...it's so hard to coax children these days, but these two fat boys Goyle and Crabbe are so cute, hehehe!

Pansy, who was thinking this, slapped Goyle on the back of the head: "Let's go, sister will take you for a walk after dinner. I guarantee that in two years you will be as thin as lightning!"

Gao Er licked the chicken drumstick oil on his fingers: "Wait, I'm eating two more."

Pansy: "..." Forget it, not continuing to gain weight can be regarded as losing weight in another sense.

When the three of them were walking out of the "all-powerful" organization in the castle, they bumped into the Gryffindor protagonist group. They had been talking about the socialist successors who had grown up, and they reflexively faced Ha Leigh, Ron and Hermione said "Hi!" and then subconsciously said: "Have you eaten?"

When Ron saw this Slytherin, he didn't seem to want to say hello to her, but it was like when he was on the Hogwarts Express, he was a little nervous and didn't know what to say in reply.

It was the savior with black hair and green eyes who reacted first, pursed his lips and replied: "Eat."

Pansy nodded and replied very skillfully: "We are going to visit the Black Lake, bye."

After walking a little further, Crabbe frowned and stared at Pansy with disgust: "How can you say hello to that pure-blood traitor?" Goyle next to him also stared at her with an unhappy expression.

Just when he realized that he was Pansy Parkinson in Slytherin, he was stunned for a few seconds, and then he deliberately raised his head with a arrogant face and said nonsense without changing his expression: "Do you think I am greeting them?"

"Is not it?"

"No, I asked him if he had eaten. In fact, I was mocking the three of them for being thin and short. It seemed that there was nothing edible at home, which led to a lack of nutrition." She paused and continued: I said we I want to go to Black Lake to tell them that lazy people like them will go back to the dormitory to sit and laze after a full meal, instead of being as diligent as us. "

Fortunately, Draco didn't come with her, so her words were still able to deal with these two fat boys who were not very smart. Not only that, Goyle also thought that Pansy's scolding was so ladylike and cool. .

But Pansy insisted that it was her cool looks that made Goyle think she was cool.

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They walked by the black lake for a while before slowly returning to Slater's dormitory. As soon as they turned the corner, they saw a group of people standing at the door of the dormitory, looking at the three of them with eager eyes. The most dazzling one among them was Della. Yes, because his hair glows.

Pansy looked a little nervously at the bunch of little kids in black wizard robes: "Could it be...could it be that you didn't see me coming back at noon, and then you came out to greet me?"

Daphne crossed her arms with an unhappy look on her face: "No, it's because none of us can successfully recite your broken password, so we're standing here."

Pansy: "..." You guys are so delicious.

Jeska also looked at her a little embarrassed: "We met before going to bed yesterday." But this morning, she suddenly didn't remember much.

She hesitated to speak, and finally just sighed, then took on the heavy responsibility of Slytherin, strode forward, and crackled a passage to the stone statue at the door: "Fertilizer will evaporate, black fertilizer will turn gray, and gray fertilizer will turn gray." It turns black, and the black fertilizer turns gray and volatilizes, and the gray fertilizer volatilizes and turns black!”

After she finished reciting it in one breath, she felt many admiring eyes coming from all around... At this moment, she seemed to have endless power, and she could crush the noseless bald old boy's head with one hand...

Just kidding, she is timid, she does not dare, she is afraid.

Later, in view of the fact that this password was too difficult, under the "hateful" eyes of a group of people, prefect Jeska regretted the behavior of changing the password last night and decided to change it to a new one. However, some people thought that this password was absolutely safe. , it is still the kind of security that if the principal's office is bombed, nothing will happen to them Slytherins.

So, during the half-hour internal Slytherin meeting, both sides gave in and changed the password to another much simpler tongue twister suggested by Pansy - "Red carp and green carp and donkey."

Most people can pronounce this password, but sometimes it takes three or four times to get it completely correct.

On Thursday night, because the new students in this year's Snake House have always had Potions classes with Gryffindor, and they didn't want their school to be outclassed by Gryffindor, I came here specifically to check whether the new students had previewed Potions. Snape in class.

At the door of Slytherin's dormitory, he read in a charming and clear voice: "Fertilizer will volatilize, black fertilizer will turn gray, gray fertilizer will turn black, black fertilizer will volatilize when gray, gray fertilizer will volatilize and turn black." , the stone statue... very cruelly ignored him...

And because in the past two days, there were so many little snakes who had to recite it several times to get it right, the bell rang several times, and the little snakes sitting in the common dormitory ignored it. Until the end, they still Draco couldn't bear the noise and opened the door.

"Who is it! I have read it dozens of times and still can't pronounce it... Dean!" His pretty face turned even whiter with fright: "Dean... I didn't mean..."

Snape's face was gloomy, like a rainy cloud, and even the wizard's robe that he walked in with was flying like a bat sucking blood, which instantly made the little snakes in the dormitory stand up in fear.

"New password."

Draco immediately replied obediently: "Red carp, green carp and donkey."

Snape heard this sentence, squinted his eyes and turned around a group of small snakes, and finally landed on Pansy's face: "I assume that if the decoration above your neck can rotate a little, you will realize The stone statue at the door is not a troublesome troll like you who needs a change of clothes every day.”

Pansy suppressed her nymphomaniac expression and looked up at the tall man in front of her: Damn it, Silver's wife scolded me! He scolded me, woo woo hoo, I want to copy this sentence down in a book, and keep it as a family heirloom, woo woo woo!

"Tomorrow is your first Potions class. I don't want you to embarrass me in front of those stupid lions like trolls in Gryffindor, so I have previewed all the content I asked you to preview on the first night. ?"

A group of little snakes nodded immediately.

"Mr. Malfoy, how can I get a bottle of scabies potion?"

Draco immediately answered: "You need to use dried flaxseed, scabies potion, crushing snake fangs, slugs with tentacles, and porcupine quills, Professor." It can be seen that he has prepared thoroughly and seriously.

Snape glanced at him with satisfaction, and then returned to his domineering appearance in the next second, pointing his finger at the new student who impressed him so much on the first day: "Miss Parkinson, if I What do you get when you add narcissus bulb powder to absinthe stem liquid?”

Pansy: "???" If you don't ask Potter this question, why are you asking me?

"It seems that this young lady who is very eloquent cannot answer this knowledge that she should know as a wizard."

"If it's...in the Potions class, I can get a bottle of [Water of Life and Death] that can make people fall asleep and is very powerful."

Now it was Snape's turn to be a little surprised, because he deliberately asked this question that did not exist in the first-year textbook to make things difficult for this student whom he disliked at first sight, but he did not expect that she could actually answer it. .

The two sixth graders next to him also looked at Pansy in surprise.

Snape stared at her for a while before continuing: "You seem to have another answer."

Pansy pinched her sleeves nervously: Honey, don't force me, I don't want to stab you...

"speak out."

She was silent for a while, but Snape had no intention of letting her go. He kept standing in front of her, staring at her with his eyes lowered. It must be said that Snape's momentum could not be matched by what he saw on the screen. It was different. After being there, Pansy found that she couldn't help but feel weak.

I had no choice but to answer him anxiously: "If...it wasn't in the Potions class, asphodel is actually a lily that looks like a narcissus according to the Victorian flower language, while wormwood's flower language is "absence" and "bitter sadness." .”

When Pansy said this, she secretly raised her eyes to glance at his expression, and continued: "I haven't taken potions class yet, so at first I subconsciously thought that the professor was saying "My regrets will follow me to my grave" ]"

Then she noticed that Snape's expression was stunned for a moment, and he briefly showed confusion for half a second, and then he scolded with a stern face: "You are a wizard, and I don't want you to bring the stupid ideas of the Muggle world to me. In the Potions class."

Pansy was also stunned for a moment, and then nodded desperately, cursing in her heart: Damn it, I was deceived by the over-interpretation of fan fiction!

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But in the Potions class the next day, when Snape used this question to make things difficult for Harry Potter, he suddenly stopped when he said the words: "If I put Narcissus..." and his eyes were empty. He looked at those green eyes for a long time. Under the confused expressions of other students, he turned around and asked another question...

Pansy: Damn it, I'll kill myself! Wife, I'm so sorry!