HP’s daily life at Hogwarts

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"Professor, your cellar is so cold. Do your knees usually hurt?"

"Professor, have you eaten?"

"What do you think of today's pumpkin pie? I think today's pumpkin pie is not as sweet as yesterday's."

Snape's hand while grading the paper finally stopped unbearably, and he gritted his teeth and glared at the girl with short black hair opposite him: "I assume that if you are not a mandrake, you should be able to control your mouth and not say anything out loud. Those boring and uninteresting words, this is not Slytherin's dormitory, and I am not one of those trolls you fooled around."

Pansy said "Wow", then blinked her eyes and said with uncontrollable excitement: "Professor, you really do sound good when you scold people. You are mean and elegant, yet elegant." With endless knowledge, it is so cool..."

Not a single curse word, so elegant!

You can also use mandrake as a metaphor, how knowledgeable!

Snape pinched his eyebrows and said, "Shut up and chop your caterpillars."

"Oh."

Pansy cut quietly for a few minutes, and then became bored again, so she started humming a song while shaking her head, because from the perspective of a socialist successor who has lived in the 21st century, potions class is actually... no different from cooking. .

Boil the water first, then add the chopped lean meat and meatballs after the water boils, then add nutritious tomatoes or vegetables after about three or four minutes, stir a few times, add noodles, and add a little of salt and an appropriate amount of MSG.

Just replace the lean meat, meatballs, tomatoes, vegetables, noodles, salt and MSG in the above ingredients with dried nettles, crushed snake fangs, steamed slugs with tentacles, and porcupine quills.

Who in the world doesn't hum a tune while cooking in the kitchen? Isn't humming a tune while cooking something the same as a boy suddenly making a pitching motion while walking? It’s an instinct engraved in genes!

So she hummed very naturally, and it was the BGM of Sun Wukong making a big fuss in the sky. It was very burning and passionate, at least Pansy thought it was very burning and passionate.

"shut your mouth."

Pansy blinked: "I didn't open my mouth."

"Close your throat."

"Oh..." I feel aggrieved and disgusted by my wife.

After ten minutes.

She opened her mouth with a somewhat hesitant expression: "Teach..."

"Shut up! Don't make any noise."

"Listen to me first..."

Snape pursed his lips and frowned deeply: "Shut up!"

"No, I want to..."

"To shut up!"

Pansy hesitated for a while, then hunched her neck and stammered: "But... a few caterpillars crawled out of my basin just now, and now one of them is lying on your leather shoe."

After she finished speaking, she found that Snape's face turned darker, and he looked at her with a more sinister and terrifying look.

After the tight confinement was over, Pansy was in an extremely beautiful mood, smiling so brightly that her face turned red. Before leaving, she happily waved to Snape: "Professor, we'll see you tomorrow night!"

After class the next morning, when Pansy was sitting in the cafeteria fighting cream of mushroom soup with Goyle, the fifth-year prefect, Jesscat, suddenly told her that Snape had canceled her confinement for the next few days. .

Pansy: Ah...Sev's wife is indeed a gentleman with a cold face and a warm heart. Woo hoo hoo, he definitely feels sorry for me and can't bear to let me cut the caterpillars. Rounding it all off, he loves me too!

……

It started to snow in the UK at the end of October.

The heavy snow fell down one after another and spread on the ground. It was thick, soft, white, loose and soft. Even the trees were covered with snow. The snow bent the branches, and the sun shone on the white snow-capped mountains. , emit a dazzling light...

Pansy has been wrapped up like a ball since the beginning of winter. Unlike the little snakes around her who like to use the Warming Charm to keep warm, she actually doesn't like to use it, because although the Warming Charm can make people not feel cold, But it only has this function.

Those cold winds blowing on your exposed skin are still like a knife, cutting your skin and flesh to pieces, so Pansy used the Warming Charm on the first day. As a result, after taking a shower at night, she found that the skin all over her body was so cold that it was dry and cracked. She began to give up the warmth charm.

Most of the men's clothes in the wizarding world are suits, while the women's clothes are robes or black skirt suits. The aesthetics are very... emmmmm. Not only emmmmm, students are not allowed to wear Muggle clothes. If they do, they will be punished. Deduction of points, this is even more enmmmm.

So Pansy plans to wait until she returns from the summer vacation to design a bunch of clothes that suit her own aesthetic, such as the most popular cute lamb wool shoes in 2021, ladylike pearl hairpins, gentle beige granny pants, and warm lamb wool jackets.

The most popular 2020 black lapel coats, blue and white striped layered shirts, turtleneck bottoming coats, V-neck knitted cardigans, Martin boots, metal buckle belts, etc. will be made and put in the Parkinson's store in Diagon Alley. Sell.

What? Wizards don't wear Muggle clothes? You say this is Muggle clothing?

Pansy showed a rogue smile: "Which Muggle world? Have you seen it before? If you haven't seen it, don't talk nonsense. This is obviously the latest fashionable dress designed by Pansy Parkinson in the wizarding world."

But this fantasy is still a bit far away from this winter. I can only get through this year with a sense of righteousness and the warmth charm that I can’t bear anymore.

Because she was afraid of the cold, she wrapped herself up like a ball every day. Hats, scarves, cotton gloves, and fleece boots were what she wore every day, causing Draco to laugh at her like a piggy all day long. fat.

"Pansy, why are you dressed like a pig again today?"

"Can't you change an adjective? For example, cute dandelion, or round little snowball or something like that."

Daphne suddenly came over: "Oh! Little round snowball? Pansy, you also watched "No One Knows", right? This is what Gaia said yesterday when she laughed at Alpha for wearing too much."

Pansy was stunned for a moment, then reflexively pretended to be stupid: "What? What is "Nobody Knows""

Before Daphne could answer, Blaise on the other side of the sofa said happily: "It's the article on The Quibbler. It's very interesting. The plot is super cool! Yesterday's plot was about Alpha and Gaia in the Forbidden Forest, in order to save the injured Unicorn. The plot of the beast fighting against the Acromantula, oh! Alpha’s confinement spell combined with Gaia’s freezing spell is so cool!”

Daphne said excitedly: "Yes, yes! But I like it better last week. During the Quidditch match, Gaia found Alpha being pushed off the stands, and immediately flew over to catch him, and then said, "Hold on, hold on. Brother will take you to catch the Golden Snitch!"

Pansy: Sure enough, only girls will find the point of my article

Draco frowned: "How can a flying broomstick be used by two people at the same time?" Isn't this broomstick too cruel?

Daphne immediately turned around and glared at him: "Why not? They are good friends who have been watching the sunset on Godric on the same broomstick since they were children!"

Draco: "So poor?"

"I don't want to talk to you anymore. Pansy, come here. Let me tell you, this article is really good. Gaia is so cool. You must..." She seemed to have found someone who could make her happy, and kept tugging at her. As Pansy refused to let go, she was talking cracklingly.

Then Blaise also came over and made peace with Daphne.

Pansy, who was ambushed: "..." Thank you for the invitation. She is in the dormitory and her toes are touching the ground.

Draco couldn't get in the conversation: "What? You guys are actually discussing those useless articles in The Quibbler. What a waste."

……

A week later.

Draco: "Ahh! It's so cool! That's a Hungarian Horntail, but when it comes to Alpha, it immediately lowers its head and calls mother."

Pansy looked at him with a blank expression as he forked a piece of potato and yelled at the Slytherin table: "That's because when the Hungarian Horntail emerged from the dragon's egg, it saw Alpha for the first time and turned him over. I recognize her as my mother."

"No, it must be because when the baby dragon was in the eggshell, it knew that Alpha and Gaia risked their lives on broomsticks to save it when the volcano erupted. It is grateful."

Brace also shouted: "The dark wizard who stole the dragon egg is so abominable. Yesterday I saw the description of the mother dragon falling into the lava to save her egg, which almost made me cry. "

Daphne swallowed a piece of bacon: "Me too, in this world, only mother's love is the greatest... I couldn't control myself early this morning, and wrote a letter home to my mother, telling her that I love her too she."

Pansy: "Then your mother was very touched?"

"Probably, because she just sent me twenty gold galleons, and she even said "Take it, don't bother me"."

Pansy: "..." No one noticed that the baby dragon called him mommy Alpha and daddy Gaia.

Facts have proved that Pansy's routine, which appears to be two brothers taking risks in the magical world, defeating many monsters and saving many people together, is very popular with wizards.

In particular, Pansy deliberately wrote that Alpha and Gaia did not leave their names after doing good deeds. People were looking for these two little heroes everywhere but could never find them. There were several exciting plots in which their identities were almost exposed, which attracted readers even more. I want to see the ending where the protagonist’s identity is exposed and he is worshiped by the entire wizarding world.

It can be regarded as adding the first layer of mystery to the title "Nobody Knows", because everyone currently thinks that the title "Nobody Knows" refers to the fact that no one knows the heroic deeds of Alpha and Gaia.

In a recent History of Magic class, she could even see the Ravenclaw students next door putting the Quibbler in their History of Magic textbooks and immersed themselves in the world of the novel.

Pansy: I just ask Merlin to protect my vest and prevent it from being ripped out.

……

When Pansy got up today, she found that the atmosphere in Slytherin was very good, a kind of excitement mixed with schadenfreude. Not knowing why, she quickly asked what happened.

Then I learned that early this morning, Gryffindor had been deducted 150 points!

Pansy suddenly realized, oh, it turns out that the plot has already progressed to this point. It was Malfoy who discovered that Harry and Hagrid were secretly raising dragons, and then went to report them. As a result, Harry, Ron and Hermione were each deducted 50 points. plot.

and many more!wrong!

She turned around sharply and looked at Draco, who was holding the Quibbler on the sofa: "Draco, did you go anywhere last night?"

"Yes, I went to Blaise's dormitory and watched The Quibbler with him. Yesterday's plot was so cool. Alpha actually communicated with dragons. This is simply... the ability I have dreamed of."

Pansy: "Damn it, Draco, you didn't go out? I mean, you didn't go to...Hagrid's hut yesterday?"

Draco raised his head and looked at Pansy with contempt: "Why did I go to that dirty and stupid half-giant hut when I had nothing to do? There are no dragons there."

Pansy: "..." Wuwuwu, Deha, I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't have written about dragons in the novel, so that today you two were supposed to walk hand in hand in the Forbidden Forest, but instead it became the young master holding you in the bedroom. Reading a novel, he smiled stupidly.

Draco on the sofa continued to stare at the Quibbler in his hand, sighing to himself: "That's a dragon..."