Douluo: The devil fruit tree is actually my martial soul

Chapter 380 Live broadcast prank

Old Wu walked out of the funeral home, then lit a cigarette. After he finished smoking, he went to the breakfast shop at the intersection and said, "Boss, here are two fried dough sticks and a cup of soy milk."

"okay!"

The owner of the breakfast shop immediately packed breakfast for Old Wu. Old Wu looked at the familiar breakfast shop owner and the surrounding environment, and thought to himself, had he really thought too much?Or was he hallucinating?

At eight o'clock in the morning, the day shift came over to change the shift. Lao Wu finally felt a lot more relaxed. He immediately changed clothes and took a shower when he got home. Then he lit incense in front of the Bodhisattva statue in the room and bowed sincerely.

At this time, Rosen had also returned to his door, but at this time, he happened to see the old lady of the landlord directing a group of people to move things.

"Ronald, you're back. Are you going to work the night shift this month?" The old lady was kind-hearted. She usually only came here when the rent was collected every month. Today, she seemed to be cleaning up other spare rooms. It was estimated that there were new tenants coming.

"I just transferred to the night shift. Are you cleaning the room for the new tenant?"

Rosen rented an exclusive small courtyard, but he lived in a single room upstairs, and there were five free small rooms in the courtyard.

Usually there are many tenants living in this courtyard, but because there were too many people and it was too chaotic, the old lady raised the rent and kicked out the unruly tenants.

Rosen usually doesn't spend much money, and he makes a lot of money at the funeral home. In addition, he doesn't care about these expenses and doesn't want to move out again, so he is willing to live here even if the rent is more expensive.

The old lady thought that Rosen was a good person, looked honest, and earned a lot of money. The monthly rent of 3000 yuan for her was enough to earn from renting out the entire yard!

"My granddaughter just graduated from college this year. She didn't find a good job, and she didn't want to live with her parents, so she came to live with me. But it's not convenient for me, an old woman, to live with her. This girl has a wild personality and doesn't obey discipline. , if she is under my nose every day, I will be mad at her! So I will let her live here, and I will ask you to take care of her more! "

The old lady is actually living alone in the city, and she doesn't want her granddaughter to disturb her. After all, there is a big gap in the thinking of young people and old people.

Moreover, the old lady thinks that Rosen has a good character, is down-to-earth and stable, and is also very handsome. Maybe he can develop a relationship with her granddaughter and become a boyfriend and girlfriend, and then they will be a family!

Although most of the elderly have feudal ideas and are unwilling to accept someone with a career like Rosen, the old lady doesn't care at all because she lived in this old courtyard when she was a child and often went to the funeral parlor to hide and seek. She and her husband are both the same She grew up in a compound. Her husband passed away five years ago, so she moved from the compound to the city center. And when her husband was still alive, he often moved corpses to support the family. Naturally, she would not think that Rosen's career was important. Problem, on the contrary, I feel that such a man feels more secure!

Rosen was quite speechless when he heard what the old lady said, but since the other party was willing to let his granddaughter live here, he couldn't say anything more. After all, she was the landlord here.

After a while, all the empty rooms in the yard were packed up, because she knew that her granddaughter would definitely buy new furniture.

After the old lady and others left, Rosen closed the door and went back to his room to rest. After all, he didn't sleep well in the office last night and was still very sleepy now.

When he slept until almost noon, Rosen heard someone knocking on the door, so he immediately went downstairs and opened the door.

At this time, I saw a girl walking in with a suitcase. She was wearing avant-garde clothes and was very beautiful, but she looked at people with a very arrogant look. At first glance, she seemed to be the kind of person who is not easy to mess with.

Rosen opened the door to the other party without saying anything, and turned around and went up the stairs.

At this time, the girl said with a straight face: "Hey! Are you blind? Don't you know how to help me lift my suitcase?"

Rosen frowned and looked at the other person, then said, "Why should I help you carry your suitcase? Didn't your parents teach you how to greet others?"

"Hey! You are so arrogant! Believe it or not, I will ask my grandma to kick you out!" The girl suddenly yelled loudly.

"Okay, as long as you ask your grandma to refund me the money, I can leave at any time." Rosen said nonchalantly.

Hearing this, the woman stamped her feet angrily, because she knew that with her grandmother's miserly character, it was impossible to drive away her tenants!

So the girl said with a straight face: "We'll see! I won't make it easy for you! You will definitely leave on your own when the time comes!"

Rosen was too lazy to talk to him and went directly to the second floor.

At this time, the girl struggled to drag her suitcase up the steps, then chose a room she liked on the first floor, and tidied her room.

A moment later, a deafening sound from the stereo suddenly came from downstairs, and the girl was dancing very high on the carpet alone.

At this time, Rosen also somewhat understood why the girl's parents and grandmother were unwilling to live with her, because this guy was too noisy!

However, for Rosen, simply closing his five senses and six consciousnesses could block the intrusion of these noises, so he did not go downstairs to stop the other party.

"Eh? Is this guy deaf? He didn't go downstairs? Or has he been enduring it? Let's see how long he can endure it!"

The girl turned up the volume of the stereo to the maximum, and wore earplugs, happily sitting on the carpet playing games.

However, half an hour later, Rosen still had no intention of going downstairs to stop her, which made her curious, because normal people simply couldn't resist such high-decibel noise?

Besides, the girl also knew that Rosen worked the night shift last night. He must have been very sleepy at this time. Could it be because he slept too deeply?

Thinking of this, the girl couldn't help but want to go upstairs to see Rosen's specific situation.

So she immediately tiptoed up to the second floor.

However, when she quietly opened the window and looked inside, she suddenly felt a chill running down her spine!It was like a gust of wind blowing by, making her feel nervous!

The girl turned around and looked around, but didn't find anything unusual. She thought it must be because it was too close to the funeral home, so she suddenly felt this way. In fact, she was just scaring herself!

But girls are also very courageous, otherwise it would be impossible to be so rebellious. She climbed in directly through the window, then quietly opened the door, and then walked into the bedroom inside.

"Huh? Are you really still sleeping? How come this guy sleeps like a pig?"

The girl had already walked in front of Rosen, but Rosen didn't respond at all. She used her hand to probe his breathing. Rosen was still breathing normally, which meant that he had no other problems!

"Hey, this is the first time I've seen a person sleeping like a pig! I'll give you a live broadcast to let people see if you are a pig!"

The girl suddenly became interested in playing tricks, so she immediately went downstairs to turn off the sound, then took out the live broadcast equipment and started her own live broadcast.

"Hello everyone, I am your anchor Amy. If you like me, you can send me a light sign. Family members who are new to the live broadcast room can give the anchor a small red heart. Remember to pay attention!"

This girl is a little popular anchor. Although she has signed a contract with the company for two years, she earns a guaranteed salary of 3000 yuan every month. She does not even buy cosmetics. She relies on her parents and grandma to support her.

Now she only has a dozen visitors during her live broadcast, not even a single fan who sent gifts.

But she just likes to do this business, and she dreams that one day she can become a big internet celebrity, and then she can make tens or millions a day!So now just think of it as working hard for your dreams!

"The show I'm live broadcasting for you today is this guy! Look, this is a big living person! He sleeps as deeply as a pig! I just turned up the sound to the maximum volume, and he didn't feel anything at all!"

The girl showed the camera to Rosen. At this time, Rosen was lying quietly on the bed, looking like he was sleeping very deeply.

At this time, a visitor in the live broadcast room curiously asked: "Is this person really sleeping so deeply? It must be a fake! Or he is deaf!"

"He's not deaf! He heard clearly when I talked to him at noon. It's probably because he was too tired from the night shift, so he slept like a dead pig!" the girl said with a smile.

"Beauty, is this your boyfriend? Are you two acting? What's so interesting about this kind of live broadcast? No wonder there's no one in the live broadcast room!" Another tourist thought this was a deceptive trick and not attractive at all. .

"How can he be my boyfriend like this? He is a tenant at my grandma's house and he works in a funeral home. It is absolutely impossible for me to find a boyfriend who works in a funeral home! How about you think about it, when he When you hold me, does it feel like holding a dead body? This feeling is so terrifying!" Girls will never accept a boyfriend like Rosen.

"You're lying. How could he work in a funeral home? Where can such a young and handsome guy find a good job?" another tourist asked.

"I won't lie to you all. How about I show you his work permit? Although this guy works in a funeral home, his salary is quite high. His monthly basic salary seems to be more than 1. Including bonuses and so on, you can get almost 3 to [-] yuan!"

At this time, the girl started looking for Rosen's work permit, and soon found it on the table.

"Family, look, this guy works in a funeral parlor. Here is his position and job number. He is definitely the same person! There is a funeral parlor 500 meters away from my grandma's house, and a crematorium one kilometer away!" The girl immediately opened her eyes again. Use your mobile phone's positioning to let others see your location.

"I'll go! Really work in a funeral home!"

"It's probably fake. The work permit may be synthetic!"

"I'm not lying, I just searched and this place does exist!"

"I've met this staff member, last month when my friend and I went to the funeral home to deliver wreaths!"

"Beauty, aren't you afraid of being with such a person?"

After many people confirmed it, everyone believed that the girl was not lying, and as more and more visitors accumulated, the number of people in the live broadcast room soon exceeded 100!

Seeing this scene, the girl was extremely happy, because in the past two years, her live broadcast has never exceeded 100 people!

"Thank you to my family for the likes! Thank you to my family for the little red hearts! Please remember to pay attention! I came here secretly to live broadcast. This guy was sleeping so soundly that he didn't even know that I was coming! Everyone should cherish this opportunity. Once he Once you wake up, playing tricks won’t be fun anymore!”

"Beauty, what are you going to do to trick him? After talking for a long time, you still didn't wake him up!"

"It's not that I didn't wake him up, but he couldn't hear it at all. I turned up the volume of the stereo to the maximum, and he didn't wake up at all! If you don't believe that I can sing here, see if this guy reacts! "

The girl started singing again at this time, and the camera was shining on Rosen.

"Huh? You really can't hear it? Is this guy just pretending?"

"No matter how hard you pretend, there should still be subtle changes in expression on your face, right?"

"Oh my god! He can't be dead!"

"Beauty, are you sure you are showing us a living person?"

Seeing the fans asking this, the girl couldn't help but smile and said: "He is definitely a living person. He just sleeps deeply. If you don't believe me, if I pinch his nose, he will wake up immediately! But that way You may not be able to see the subsequent live broadcast, because this guy is very fierce, and I am afraid that he will hit me! We had a fight at noon! At that time, it was because I disturbed his sleep!"

"Don't worry, beauty, just go ahead and pinch his nose, and I'll give you a gift!"

Immediately, a fan gave the girl a gift worth ninety-nine yuan.

"Thank you so much for your reward and support, brother No. [-] on the list! I'm really happy!"

The girl was immediately very happy, because even if someone occasionally gave her a gift, it was only a lollipop worth one yuan or something, which was not valuable at all. This was the first time someone gave her such an expensive gift!

"I'll go! For ninety-nine yuan, you'll become the top brother on the list! I'll give you a gift of nineteen yuan and nine!"

For many people who watch the live broadcast, the title of Big Brother is very precious!Because in the live broadcast rooms of those well-known anchors, even if they spend thousands of dollars, they still can't get on the list, let alone the first place on the list!

"Are you awesome for 19 yuan and nine? I'll give you 99 yuan and nine!"

The live broadcast room quickly became popular, with people constantly competing for gifts, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room quickly increased to 1000!

"Thanks for the reward, brother! I'm going to pinch this guy's nose and wake him up now! Family members, remember to pay attention! If I get beaten, remember to call an ambulance!"

The girl's words made the fans in the live broadcast room extremely happy. Everyone wanted to see the final result, so whether they were rich or poor, they all started to give likes and gifts to the girl.

At this time, the girl had already walked up to Rosen, pinched his nose, and asked the camera to give him a close-up.

"Look, I've really pinched his nose now. There's no gap at all. He'll be fine soon! I'm definitely going to get beaten!" The girl was also very nervous at the moment. After all, this was her first time having surgery. Gu a person she didn't know at all!

(End of this chapter)