Douluo: My identity as the Holy Son of Wuhundian was exposed

Chapter 29 029: Do you think I look like a human or a god?

"Brother, have you heard? The Star Dou Forest is haunted recently?"

"What's going on? Why is it so haunted?"

"I also heard what others said. I heard that a ten-thousand-year-old weasel spirit beast recently appeared in the Star Forest. It catches people all day long and asks: Do you think I look like a god or a human?"

"Hiss! Ten thousand-year-old soul beasts can still talk? Doesn't it say that only 10-year-old soul beasts can turn into human form?"

"Perhaps there is some strange encounter? This ten thousand year soul beast asks this question whenever it meets someone, so you have to answer it."

"If you answer like a human, it will immediately beat you with an iron rod and say you are blind and can't tell the difference between humans and gods."

"Then wouldn't it be enough to say that he is like a god?"

"That won't work. If you say it looks like a god, it will beat you with an iron rod and still curse you: Are there such weak gods?"

"No matter what I say, I will get beaten. Isn't this bullying an honest person? Resist! Seize it and use it as a soul ring. Once the ten thousand year soul beast absorbs it into a soul ring, it will take off directly? The Spirit Hall will have to look at my face."

"Haha! Brother, there is someone who has the same idea as you. He is still a soul saint in his seventies, but he ended up miserable. He was severely beaten."

"The one who was beaten was so miserable! I guess my mother doesn't even know him?"

Somewhere in the Star Forest, two great soul masters who were resting were sitting by a campfire chatting.

As we chatted, we talked about the strange things that happened recently. Since a weasel, a soul beast claiming to be ten thousand years old, appeared in the Star Dou Forest three months ago, the already peaceful forest suddenly became a little subtle.

This soul beast often harasses some lonely soul masters. If you don't answer its questions, or if you answer it dissatisfied, you will be taught love.

When the great soul master mentioned this, he became very angry and cursed: "It's getting harder and harder for a lone ranger to live in these days. I want to come to the Star Dou Forest to try and see if I can become a thousand-year soul." Huan, and in the end, he will encounter a ten-thousand-year soul beast to cause trouble."

"What the hell kind of world is this? Brother, you said, why don't we join the Wuhun Hall? At least we can make a living."

A drunken great soul master said to another great soul master with the strength of his wine.

He looked at the great soul master with his head lowered, looking thoughtful.

This drunken great soul master was not happy: "Brother? What are you thinking about?"

"I'm thinking about what a talking soul beast looks like?"

The drunk soul master said with an unhappy look on his face: "I heard that he is a weasel that walks upright with fur on his face. He calls himself the Great Immortal Huangpizi."

"Brother, I have lived for decades, and I have never heard that a weasel can become a spirit beast. It is probably ugly. Where can the weasel go?"

The drunk soul master joked with a smile, not noticing at all that the soul master opposite him had already dug his claws deep into his body at some point.

The meditative soul master raised his head with a smile on his big weasel face: "Brother, do you think I look like a god or a human?"

As soon as these words came out, the drunk soul master instantly broke into a cold sweat, and his drunkenness instantly sobered him up.

Taking a closer look, how could the soul master in front of him still look like a human being?It has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and walks upright.

Thinking of the legendary ten-thousand-year-old soul beast Weasel, his face instantly turned pale and he rolled and crawled away.

"Mom, help! I met the weasel spirit beast!"

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When Liu Heng withdrew his gaze with a dark look on his face and looked at the great soul master running away in embarrassment, he couldn't help but shake his head.

"The soul masters in Douluo Continent are too timid and don't know how to play tricks. Just say this: I think you look like dear Comrade Davarixi. I won't let you go. If you ask ten people, all ten of them will answer that you look like a human being." Or like God!”

"There is no sense of humor at all. It seems that I can't meet my fellow travellers. It's really boring to play jokes by myself."

The ten-thousand-year-old soul beast Weasel is actually the product of Liu Heng's boredom.

This matter started two months ago. Originally, according to Bibi Dong's plan, he would rest for five days and adjust his mentality before sending Liu Heng to the Star Dou Forest for training.

Unexpectedly, in just three days, Liu Heng and Qian Renxue started to act like naughty children.

He does all kinds of evil in Wuhun City, often playing pranks and taking advantage of Qian Renxue's special status.

Liu Heng was complained by countless people in just three days. In the end, Bibi Dong got angry and threw Liu Heng into the Star Forest to die.

Qian Renxue was also sent back to the Tiandou Empire to continue her disguise.

This is how the legend of the ten-thousand-year-old soul beast of the Star Dou Forest came about.

As for beating the Soul Saint, Liu Heng said that he would not bear the blame.

The soul saint obviously lost the competition with others, so he asked him out of curiosity.

Unexpectedly, this shameless Soul Saint said that all his injuries were caused by Liu Heng.

Not that Liu Heng was a ten-thousand-year-old soul beast that he couldn't defeat, so he was covered in injuries.

Thinking of this, Liu Heng wanted to jump in and scold his mother. A soul saint in his seventies could lie and deceive others. It was so shameless.

There are many soul beasts in the Star Dou Forest, and there are many powerful soul beasts.

The last one is more than a hundred years old, there are countless thousand-year soul beasts and ten-thousand-year soul beasts, not to mention the hidden 10-year soul beasts.

Mysterious, powerful, and dangerous, these are the labels of the Star Dou Forest.

For outsiders, without absolute strength, they would not dare to set foot here easily.

And for Liu Heng...

"Gan! Didn't you say there are a lot of soul beasts here? Why haven't I seen even one soul beast in two months?"

"How can I break through to level [-] without experiencing a life-and-death battle? How can I break through to level [-] without relying on my own efforts to obtain the third soul ring? How can I get out of the Star Dou Forest?"

"Bibi Dong, this old woman, insists on letting me obtain the third soul ring by my own ability. She also said that it must be at least a thousand-year soul ring, and ten thousand years is the best."

Liu Heng cursed Bibi Dong for drinking milk tea without a straw.

At the same time, he was holding a black lizard in his hand.

The black lizard rolled his eyes humanely and turned away from Liu Heng.

Liu Heng put the lizard on his forehead and said: "Catch it, go home and sleep!"

He kicked the ground violently with his right foot and used the force of the impact to grab a vine. His body was like an ape, constantly shuttling through the woods.

After a while, I came to a cave, lit an oil lamp, raised a bonfire, boiled a pot of boiling water, and started to wash up.

After washing, he took out the food from the pendant and started eating.

The black lizard crawled to Liu Heng's legs and looked at Liu Heng quietly.

Liu Heng took out two chicken legs from the pendant and threw them to the lizard.

"Mad! If I had known better, I wouldn't have picked up a lizard. In the past, when I read fantasy novels, if the protagonist randomly picked up a pet, it might be a mythical beast. What if I picked up a lizard and thought it was a dragon?"

"I didn't expect that he is an old man. He has to eat cooked food every day, take a bath, brush his teeth and wash his face. How can I pick up a pet? I just picked up an old man!"

Liu Heng cursed while feeding the lizard and wiping the lizard's body with a towel.

After the wiping was completed, the lizard also finished eating, and continued to crawl towards the bed regardless of Liu Heng's complaints.

He went straight into bed and said nothing and never came out again. Liu Heng cursed again.

"Master is back! Where are you ladies? Do you have the guts to hit me again? See if I stab you or not?"

"Oh, let me go! Fat Heng, are you trying to escape? How did you end up living in a cave?"

Just when Liu Heng was about to go to bed, Michael, who had not appeared for two months, suddenly appeared with his arms akimbo.

The appearance was met with a familiar taunt. Liu Heng rolled his eyes and ignored him. Young people should stay up less late and go to bed early.

(End of this chapter)