Douluo: My Wuhun is actually myself

Shrek Academy.

Dai Mubai, who came back from a prostitute in Soto City, held a bottle of wine in his hand and took a sip as he walked. His eyes were red and he smelled of alcohol.

When passing by the training ground, Dai Mubai remembered what happened during the day, took another swig of wine, and staggered towards the boys' dormitory.

It is said to be a boys' dormitory, but it is actually a farmhouse left by former villagers.

Shrek Academy rented one-third of the village's area, leaving many farmhouses on the original site, which have now been turned into dormitories and canteens.

Dai Mubai pushed open the dormitory door.

Ma Hongjun, who was lying on the bed eating, smelled the strong smell of alcohol, got up, and saw the drunken Dai Mubai walking into the dormitory step by step.

It looked like he would fall to the ground at any moment.

"Damn it, Boss Dai, are you going to eat alone?"

Ma Hongjun made an exaggerated expression.

Dai Mubai looked at him with evil eyes, half-opened his eyes and said: "Damn... damn fat man, you know nothing."

"Boss Dai, why do you drink so much alone? Are you worried?"

Ma Hongjun is a fat man, but that doesn't mean he is a fool.

Dai Mubai smelled of alcohol and spoke so irritably that even a very smart person could sense that there was something wrong with his mood.

"Damn fat man, have you ever liked someone?"

Dai Mubai sat down heavily on the bed, squinted his eyes and looked at Ma Hongjun and asked.

"Yes, I liked Muzi before, but now I like Cuihua. Even before, it was Sister Zhichun in Goulan." Ma Hongjun tilted his head and thought for a moment.

"You, you don't understand. That's not what you like. You're just greedy for other people's bodies. That's not what you like. Hahaha, hiccup~" Dai Mubai shook his head and said, with the taste of alcohol in his mouth.

Ma Hongjun was a little unconvinced: "Boss Dai, I don't think there is any conflict between the two. Can't I like her while coveting her body? I think, without physical friction, how can I like her? More Don’t say it’s love, otherwise why would you say that friction creates the spark of love?”

"Haha, you vulgar fat man." Dai Mubai pointed at him.

Ma Hongjun said: "Yes, yes, I am vulgar. You are elegant. You play twins every time. Of course you are much more elegant than me. I can only go to Goulan to take care of those prostitutes. Boss Dai, you are different. You I go to high-end hotels and do big business, so of course I look down on vulgar people like me who do small business."

"Okay, okay, okay, I said something wrong, okay, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Dai Mubai threw the bottle to the ground, fell on the bed, closed his eyes, and gasped loudly.

"Ok?"

Ma Hongjun went over and shook Dai Mubai. He rarely saw such a situation. While shaking, he said: "Boss Dai, what happened? I actually asked you to relieve your hangover and relieve your sorrow. Tell me and let my brother analyze it for you." analyze."

"Snoring..."

Dai Mubai first burped, then closed his eyes and said intermittently: "Today, I saw my fiancée, my fiancée... She has become so beautiful after not seeing her for a long time... Hehe... burp~"

have to.

After doing this for a long time, why don’t you just look at other people’s beauty?

Aren’t you greedy for other people’s bodies?

Just now you called me vulgar.

Double standard dog!

Wait, Boss Dai just said that he has a fiancée?Big news.

But shouldn’t you be happy to see your fiancée become beautiful?

Why are you still getting drunk?

Could it be that... he was disliked by that girl?

tsk tsk!

Ma Hongjun was just about to ask what the specific situation was when he heard Dai Mubai continue.

"She is so beautiful. I fell in love with her the first time I saw her. I thought that she would be the only one in the future and I would never mess around with women again."

"..."

Come on, you smell not only of wine, but also of other women, Ma Hongjun complained in his heart.

"But, but I saw my fiancée kissing a man, kissing. Do you know how I felt at that time? Damn it!"

Ma Hongjun's eyes widened instantly, and the shock in his heart hit him like a tsunami.

He had never experienced this kind of cuckolding situation, but just thinking about it made his head feel heavy. No wonder Dai Boss went to drink to relieve his sorrow.

Even if this matter fell on Titled Douluo, he wouldn't be able to handle it.

"Are they having an affair? Or did they kiss in front of you?" Ma Hongjun continued to ask. This question is very critical.

If it's an affair, it's cuckolding. If the other person is kissing in front of Dai, it's cuckolding and naked provocation.

"In front of me, in front of me, damn it, I'm going to kill this couple of bitches, yes, I'm going to kill them to relieve the hatred in my heart." Dai Mubai roared and shouted, Suddenly he sat up and the whole bed shook.

"Holy shit!" This is so exciting.

"Boss Dai, calm down." Ma Hongjun felt excited in his heart, but he tried to enlighten Dai Mubai.

"Calm down? How do you want me to calm down? This didn't happen to you, I can't calm down." Dai Mubai's voice was loud, and he was yelling with the help of alcohol. He was completely unlike the elegant young master he used to be. style.

At this time, the wooden door was opened again.

Tang San and Oscar, who lived in the dormitory next door, heard the noise and came over to check on the situation.

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