The playwright in American manga

At the third pole that day, Huo Sen was awakened by the sound of a door opening.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the big thief carrying a barrel and coming home out of breath.

Seeing this scene, Hossen thought of the contents of the barrel and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Mr. Brutz, are you planning to renovate the house? Why did you buy such a big bucket of sand and carry this on your back?" It was a hard journey, right? Why don’t you use a car to push it back?”

"Sand? What do you know! This is the gold that I stole!"

Hearing Huosen's teasing words, Brutz, who didn't react, leaned on the table and gasped, and couldn't help but retort.

When he woke up in the morning and saw the kid lying next to his bed, he realized that he might have lost his mind last night to be so polite to this prisoner.

"Gold? Sir, you don't lie to children like you. Although I have never seen gold, I still know sand. What is flowing on the ground is not sand. Could it be something else? Also, why do you want to What about using a leaky barrel to hold sand?”

After hearing what Hossen said clearly, Brutz felt as if his heart was about to stop. He stiffly turned his head and looked in the direction of Hossen's finger, and saw a golden "line" on the ground spreading out from the room. Pass the door and lead directly to the forest path outside.

"This...this is..."

Brutz's whole face turned dark, and he was as silent as a volcano before it erupted. Hossen did not dare to gloat anymore. He covered his mouth with his tied hands, lowered his head, and pretended not to know anything.

“This is really—sha—zi!”

With a dark face, he pried open the nailed wooden barrel lid and saw that it was indeed a barrel full of sand. Brutz's anger finally erupted like a volcano!

He kicked over the wooden barrel that he had carried so hard, pulled out the machete on his body, stepped on the barrel with one foot, and slashed at the barrel with the knife wildly.

The whole look of rage was like a lion that had been deprived of its mate, sending out an incompetent rage...

Huo Sen was so frightened that he cowered in the corner. He looked at the blade that passed by not far in front of him several times. He kept cursing the system in his heart: "System, you are a rip-off! This is what you call a high safety factor." A world like this? If this continues, I’m afraid that after the big thief has finished unpacking the barrel, he will try to unbox me to vent his anger!"

System: "Since one of the world's protagonists, Horsen Brutz, is in a rage, after system analysis, this is a good opportunity for the host to commit suicide. Hurry up and take advantage of the opponent's rage to commit suicide. There may be unexpected surprises. !”

Huo Sen: "...can I say dirty words..."

System: "No, children will be warned if they say bad words, even naughty children..."

Hossen: "...Then I have nothing to say."

After quarreling with the system in his mind, Hossen looked at Brutz's crazy output and decided to commit suicide.

He said he was seeking death, but he was very confident that he could calm Brutz down quickly.

"Master Brutz! It's useless for you to vent your anger on the barrel here! Obviously, someone dared to deceive the famous Master Huosen Brutz. You should go and teach them a lesson! Let them I know the price of deceiving you, Mr. Brutz!”

At this time, Horsen seemed to be possessed by Obadiah Stane, and he launched a full-level verbal attack on Horsen Brutz in front of him, successfully diverting the attention of the big thief Horsen Brutz.

He stopped waving the machete in his hand and stared at Huo Sen who was filled with indignation. He rolled his eyes and felt that what this kid said was right.

Brutz held the knife in his right hand and twirled his beard with his left hand, thinking deeply: "Yes, kid, you are right. I should teach them a lesson! But, what should I do?"

Next to him, Huo Sen waved his tied hands excitedly and shouted loudly: "Of course, catch them and beat them up!"

"No, no, no, the great Mr. Brutz does not beat children. However, it is necessary to arrest these two bold little guys first. Otherwise, it will not be good if they discover my lair. ”

"Little guy, just stay still and wait until I catch the other two little bastards to keep you company."

"No, Master Brutz, I also want to go out and play. I've been sitting here all day."

"Playing? I'm not here to play."

"I can help you stand guard, watch the prisoners, and give you advice. We are on the same team, Master Brutz! Please, take me with you!"

"Oh, what are you going to do? Don't you want to be a thief? Forget it, I don't have time to waste time with you. I'll wait until I catch these two little bastards."

In the end, Hossen still failed to persuade Brutz to take him with him. It was a bit regretful that he could not see the famous scene of Kaspar and Zobel being "arrested".

But soon, this regret was forgotten by him, because the system prompt came!

System: Ding!If the host successfully completes a suicide attempt, he will be rewarded with 50 suicide points.Activate the mission [A trainee thief? ], after completing this task, you will receive the title of "Apprentice Thief". Wearing this title will be hated by all neutral and lawful camp characters, but will be favored by chaotic evil camp characters.

Hosen;…

Forget it, I should have anticipated the urinary nature of this system.In the entire world of "The Great Thief", the only two villains are Horsen Brutz and Ziva Kelman. As a trainee thief, why not wait for justice from heaven?

The most important thing is that in the end, the old thief himself has changed his ways, and if he still plunges into it, isn't he looking for trouble?

but……

Suddenly, Huo Sen thought of a more interesting way to join the plot than the way he had planned before.

"Maybe, it's not bad to be a thief! Great thieves can change their ways, so it's normal for a kid like me to change my ways after he realizes his mistakes!"

Thinking of what he was proud of, Huo Sen actually laughed "Jie Jie Jie".

"What are you smirking at!"

"boom!"

Hossen Brutz, who came back from the door carrying a large tied child, saw Hossen who was giggling. He couldn't help but yelled at him, and then threw the tied child next to Hossen.

Looking at Zuo Peer who was thrown from a height of about one meter, Huo Sen felt pain just thinking about it.

Fortunately, the naughty kid was thick-skinned. Zuo Peer just yelled "Ouch" and quickly struggled to sit up. However, his hands were tied and the range of movement was a bit large. Huosen, who couldn't see it, used his tied hands to Helped him.

Fortunately, Zopel is only seven or eight years old now. Although he is older than Huosen, he is not too heavy.

"Thank you." Zuo Pere thanked him gently, but found that the other party's eyes had been staring at his hat, and he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

"Why are you looking at my hat? Is there something wrong with my hat?"

Facing Zobel's question, Huo Sen looked at Zobel with a puzzled look and asked innocently: "Brother, your hat is so magical. It doesn't fall off even if you fall like this. Compared to you." , I think the hat may be your true body!"

￣□￣｜｜

Zuo Peer instantly felt the strong malice coming from Huo Sen, and his whole body felt bad.