[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

"My name is IRENE·SUI! If you can't pronounce the word 'Sui', just call me 'Ms. Irene'! I'm not a country guy from an undeveloped area in the New World. I'm so Chinese." Only after winning a fucking jackpot would I be thrown here alone and appear in your world for no reason!! Believe it or not! I am a visitor from another world and I am still in the panic of crossing dimensions. Hit it, you big idiot——!!”

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"Walking on the road, I can encounter a scene similar to a murder scene, and inexplicably pick up a big guy with a bad temper and unreasonable attitude (the style of a black man with an afro from the Warring States Period: ???)! I, a weak woman, got you here on a rainy day. I won’t tell you how much effort it took to go to the hospital. Your surgery fees, medical fees, intensive care unit and various expenses have all wiped out my savings, and you still want to leave! I’m crazy if I don’t stop you!! Collusion! Oh spy, you are just talking nonsense, besides being full of conspiracy theories, can you still think at least with some normal logic!!"

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"Forget it, I didn't get the money, and then you involved me in some of your personal dangerous incidents! In the 24 years since I was born, I have never experienced this kind of situation where someone has a gun pointed at my head and my brain may explode at any time. Dangerous situation!! Forget it if you don’t save me! I have to bargain with the system to save myself together with you!! I was prepared to die and never come back, you know?”

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"You fainted and died in the street and alley. I took you to the hospital. I paid for all your medical expenses in the hospital. You caused trouble and I was taken as a hostage. You couldn't beat them and it was me who tried my best. Take you out! When you fell into the sea and lost consciousness, I held you floating in the sea for most of the night!!! And this-"

I vigorously grabbed the half-bag of plasma that was hanging on the infusion stand next to the bed and pointed at it viciously: "The 200cc of plasma you are transfusing was just extracted from my body!! I'm treating you like this!" The unlucky guy I just picked up from the street, who I have never met, is busy with life and death. Why!!! Are you rich or sexy?! You don't have either!!!"

"These bad things happen to me!! I'm scared too!!!!" I was so angry that I jumped to my feet. I picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it at him. I puffed up my breath and blew up the black man's head that was blown up by [-] volts. The Warring States period of the style was sprayed with blood.

In the process of venting the intense emotions, a more active electric light flashed on my cheeks. Warring States had just been blasted to death by a hundred thousand volts, and was hit with a pillow, and my face was confused. Now that I saw me, I seemed to be in a state of confusion. To enter the rampage mode, he immediately sat up instinctively!He knelt down on both legs and sat in front of me with an upright posture. He stared at me with his eyes that had not yet recovered and were blurred, not daring to say anything back.

"I don't expect you to understand my feelings, but no matter what, I have saved you several times! Even if a fox is saved, she will turn into a beautiful woman and return to her benefactor, and she will marry you, and she even bites you back! Speak for yourself! Are you worse than an animal? Hess--" The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. When I spoke loudly, my movements stretched my neck a little, and the unhealed abrasions started to hurt. I took a small breath. , squinting his eyes in pain.

Warring States awkwardly made a calm gesture, and whispered in a hoarse voice: "Um... Well, you, you better... calm down."

I covered my neck and bared my teeth and yelled: "Shut up!!!"

"Yes!!!" Warring States immediately sat upright.

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silence.

The topic suddenly ended here. I gasped and tried to calm down my overly intense emotions...

Ah...bastard, after scolding you, your whole body feels smooth.

Zira - crackle crackle -

After Sanqi 21 vented his anger, the blush on my cheeks that was crackling with lightning finally gradually dissipated.

At this time, the whole room was filled with an unpleasant burning smell...

After patting my clothes, pulling up the messy collars and buttons, and tidying up my appearance, I opened the door expressionlessly, picked up the phone that had fallen on the corridor, silently returned to the room, closed the door, and locked it.

As the slight 'click' sound settled, I turned around and looked at the tall man behind me who was sitting straight on the floor in an absolutely standard kneeling posture with a blank look on his face.

The man raised his head and caught my gaze. He was subconsciously excited and pursed his lips tightly without making a sound.

He looked exactly like a fucking elementary school student sitting in the head teacher's office and still being tough-mouthed.

"Alas..." Ever since I met the Warring States Period, I seemed to be sighing endlessly.A wave of skin gods spread the word about the famous technique of "One Hundred Thousand Volts" and smashed down his pocket. Warring States' clothes were almost roasted to charcoal, and his shirt hung in tatters on his body, revealing that he was full of scars and now new ones. Adding to the scorched body... Looking at the miserable appearance of my male protagonist, no matter how annoying he was to the two demon kings before, I... instantly lost my temper.

Even if it's an annoying second-year dog bi, it still belongs to my family.

I completely subconsciously included the Warring States Period in my personal belongings category, and I didn’t feel anything was wrong at all (………………

Sensing the rejection and vigilance in Seng Guo's eyes, I felt an inexplicable feeling of disappointment in my heart, but I didn't have time to care about it at this time. I just took a deep breath and turned around to get a wet towel from the sink next to me.

The cold water washed over my hands, and my restless mood calmed down. I wrung out the water-stained towel with a little force, and walked back to Seng Guo who was sitting on the ground: "Wipe it, we will come back later." If you want to go out to the restaurant for dinner, it won't be good if other people on the ship see you like this." He handed the clean wet towel to Seng Guo. Seng Guo frowned, looked away, and frowned but did not take it. .

What, you got angry?

I kept the posture of handing the towel for a long time without moving. Seeing that the bastard from the Warring States Period seemed to have made up his mind to confront me, I...

"well…………………………"

Can only sigh.

"Are you only three years old?" I was completely annoyed by the male protagonist whose rebellious period lasted until this age. I muttered in a low voice, so I just did it myself. I knelt down in front of him, leaned forward and rubbed his face. Take a towel and wipe it on his face.

"Hey..." Zhenguo struggled subconsciously. I glared at him, deliberately letting off some crackling arcs of electricity from his cheeks. His whole body froze, and he just let me move with a straight face, not daring to move.

I held his face with one hand and wiped his wounds carefully avoiding the bandages with the other hand. Although Seng Guo was a man or a man from the sea, the scorched skin after wiping it was inexplicably white and delicate. Looking at it, It seems that he is even whiter than me: "I know you have a lot of questions about me, but don't I have any questions about you? There are many ways to have a good conversation, why do you have to pick the worst one?" One kind. To be honest, if you throw away my mobile phone..." I picked up the mobile phone I just picked up, shook it, and said in a serious tone: "I will really fight with you, this is all mine. My net worth and my life have been ruined, really, no kidding." [-]

Warring States stiffly maintained a posture with his head raised, not daring to move. He frowned and spoke in a hoarse voice: "Although I don't think I was at fault... Ouch! Okay, okay, I admit my mistake! !I’m so sorry!!!”

It wasn't until he apologized loudly that I let go of the fingers that had made him cry for father and mother. My cheeks crackled with electricity and I glared at him accusingly: "You are not allowed to touch my cell phone again. Do you hear me? You are not allowed to touch it." it!"

"Can't you even take a look at it... Uh, okay, okay, if you don't want to touch it, don't touch it." Seeing Seng Guo's confused look on his face and his reluctant nod, I finally dissipated the lightning that gathered on my cheeks.

This guy is always interested in other people's money and lives, it's annoying.

After roughly wiping his exposed skin, I motioned him to put down his raised arm and proactively raised the topic: "Those people yesterday were also navy, why did they look like they were here to arrest you? What did you do? ?"

"...Why are you here to interrogate me? Heh-" Warring States took a small breath when I touched the injured area. He frowned and lowered his eyes to watch me tighten the loose bandage for him. He whispered softly: "This is a secret, I can't tell you."

I didn't even raise my eyes, and said in a cool tone: "What's the secret? I heard it almost all the time. Did you get evidence of corruption and violations of certain high-level forces within the navy, and then you were exposed by others? I have targeted you, and I am chasing you all the way while you are seriously injured after the battle. I will definitely control you, a 'just person'."

"??!!!" Warring States immediately showed a look of 'how do you know? ! ' With an exaggerated expression, he almost pointed at my nose and asked me if I was a spy.

God... How could Buddha of the Warring States Period be such a complete tease when he was young...

Although I was wailing in my heart, "Bring back my steady and gentle Marshal Warring States", at this time, looking at the exaggerated expression on young Warring States' face, I couldn't help but smile: "Pfft... you are so What kind of expression is it? It’s not hard to guess.”

"Uh-" Sengoku scratched his cheeks in embarrassment and pursed his lips as if he didn't know how to speak: "Well, although the actual situation is more complicated, that's probably it. I'm sorry for involving you."

"Yes, you should apologize to me for getting me involved!" After tying the last loosened bandage, I looked up, then turned around and picked up the medical kit, took out a hemostatic patch and tore it open: "Come on, look up."

Zeng Guo said "oh" and raised his head obediently. I moved forward and tried to put the hemostatic patch on a small scratch on his chin: "Okay, I accept your apology... Hey, don't move, I'll use it." Use iodine to disinfect it, it's a bit inflamed." Withdrawing the hemostatic patch, I turned around to get a cotton swab, disinfectant, and potion.

Warring States listened to my words and kept his head raised without moving, and continued: "Having said that, if you had believed in my character and let me go, you would not have been innocently involved in this kind of incident."

"Forget it. If it was only 1 or [-] Baileys, I wouldn't be so fussy with you. You guy, but you spent hundreds of thousands on me, and you asked me to go to the Navy Headquarters to ask for money based on a note you wrote casually. , who would believe it." I dipped the cotton swab into iodine, moistened it, took it out, and applied it lightly on the abrasion on Sengoku's chin. I replied to him in a calm tone: "Besides, I wasn't completely We need to recover the medical expenses. If you are so injured and still want to run away, then my efforts to save you will be in vain. People, if you don't seek death, you won't die. Please take it easy."

Warring States allowed me to move and listened quietly. He seemed to be a little touched by my words, and his tone finally slowed down: "...I'm sorry for making you worry."

"...It's okay, I hope you're still alive." The upward curve of the corners of my mouth was out of my control. I tore off a hemostatic patch and applied it to the wound completely. After completing this series of actions, When I met Sengoku's eyes again, the expressions on both sides finally softened.

Warring States is actually not a gloomy person. After he started talking, the ferocious expression on his face finally faded away, and he smiled at me warmly and cheerfully: "Yes, although a lot has happened, I haven't yet... It's a wonderful event that I can't understand, but I can still live well now, thanks to your help. You have saved me from danger many times, and I am very grateful." As he said that, Warring States half-bowed to me, To express gratitude.

Hey, finally, I can talk properly.

Inexplicably, I was filled with joy, and I showed my first cheerful smile since the day and night I met Warring States: "Well, you're fine~"

I raised my head and looked at each other. I saw him looking full of scars but full of energy. He looked at me disheveled but with a gentle look on his face. The two of us finally let out a 'chuff' and smiled at each other.

"Wow, let me tell you, I have never encountered that kind of battle in my whole life. It was so scary. Did I cry at the time? Oh, it was so embarrassing-"

"Yeah, you cried so much that you almost got slapped. You are really a coward, hehehe."

"It's not a question of being brave. Look at that Jurod. One of his arms is thicker than my waist. I'm very confident in my waist. His body shape really scares me."

"That guy is just a bastard. If I hadn't been severely injured in this head-on confrontation, it would have been his turn to be arrogant in front of me. Just wait, I'll be ready to help you beat him back later."

"Okay, okay, I've been waiting for your words. Look, my neck still hurts and hurts... Hey, there shouldn't be any scars."

"Probably not... When this matter is finished, I will go to Xiaohe and ask for some special medicine to remove scars for you. Their female soldiers often prepare some small medicines like this, and it seems to be quite effective."

"Eh? Xiao He... is that Brigadier General He? That pretty girl with a ponytail in the newspaper."

"Is it beautiful? I didn't pay attention to this."

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Once we started chatting, it was easy to get off topic. By the time we, two guys with cheerful personalities and extraordinarily out-of-the-box thinking, realized that the topic had strayed thousands of miles away, the sky outside had already darkened.

"Ah, it's already so late!" I accidentally glanced out the window. The red clouds in the sky and the gradually dimming light made me realize that we had been chatting until the evening.I quickly took out the two sets of clothes hanging in the closet. When I passed by, I pushed Seng Guo's shoulder and urged, "Hurry up and put your clothes on. We should go to the restaurant for dinner."

Sengoku was sitting cross-legged on the bed, fiddling with my mobile phone, frowning and muttering: "I'm afraid even Dr. Vegapunk can't do this kind of technology... Well, what's your name?" Is it true that you can’t lend the mobile phone to our navy for research?”

I stared at Seng Guo's tattered suit for a while, and finally decided to throw it into the trash can. I took another set of casual clothes given by the kind people on the ship and placed them next to Seng Guo: "No...can... ! How many times do you want me to say this? This is my life and fortune. What if you tear it into pieces and never put them back together again. Now, stop messing with my phone and change your clothes." I reached out and snatched the phone away, I pointed. Pointing to the clothes placed beside him, he picked up the set of clothes that traveled with me and walked behind a curtain partition next to the closet, intending to change clothes.

Zhan Guo muttered something I didn't hear clearly, probably because he didn't want to give up on my cell phone, so I didn't want to pay attention to him. I pulled the curtain and hid behind the changing partition.

Hmm... Even though I felt uncomfortable having someone of the opposite sex in the room asking me to take off my clothes, there was nothing I could do about it...

I unbuttoned the hospital gown and took it off one by one. Warring States seemed to have finally moved his lazy butt outside and started to change clothes.

Black stockings, black lace bra, black hip-hugging skirt, white shirt and dark blue European style coat. My daily outfits are always darker in color, and I am often thought to be five or six years older than my actual age...but it's not bad. Well, I already have a mature face, and I will be called aunt no matter what I wear.

I used my backhand to button my underwear. In order to ignore the awkward feeling of "changing clothes with a man in the same room", I deliberately let my head go blank without saying a word or making a sound.

However, the Warring States period fool did not realize this problem...

The dressing process of Warring States outside the partition was not smooth. He was tall and strong, and the clothes provided by the male staff on the ship did not fit well. He finally pulled up his trousers, but he could not pull them up. zipper……

Hmm... let's change it.

Looking at the casual pants with tight leg lines and open crotch, Zeng Guo scratched his hair with a headache, turned around and walked to the closet.

"??!!" Next to the wardrobe was the vertical curtain partition where I was, and behind the partition, I was wearing only stockings and a hip-covering skirt and was working hard to button the buttons with my backhand, when I suddenly heard the footsteps of the Warring States Period. There was a message coming from my direction, and it was getting closer and closer. I was so excited that I just left the last two buttons unbuttoned, and in a daze, I unbuttoned the top two buttons.I clutched the bra that had fallen apart, and quickly said, "W-what are you doing here?! I haven't changed yet!"

Warring States said "Oh" nonchalantly and walked to the closet: "I don't want to interrupt you, I just want to change into a pair of looser pants..." As he said that, before I could stop him, he yelled He grinned, stretched out his hand, and suddenly opened the closet door——

"Be careful not to open the door..." tripping over the partition...

However, I didn't even finish my words.

Ka!

There was a crisp collision sound, and I only had time to think of 'Oh no!' in my mind. The next second, neither of us had time to react——

Bang, bang, bang! !

A chain reaction started from the moment when the cabinet door hit the curtain partition, followed by a banging sound and the sound of falling to the ground. Finally, with a 'bang' sound, the entire partition twisted and fell to the ground... …

Warring States Period: "……………………"

I:"……………………"

The dark-haired man, who was tall and strong, wearing a black turtleneck sweater, pants, and a crotch zipper with the door wide open, kept opening the cabinet door and looked to the left...

The long-haired woman, who was at least a head and a half shorter than the man, wore only bottoms, and her upper body was completely naked except for the unbuttoned bra hanging loosely on her arms. Her glasses were tilted to one side, and she kept her arms folded across her chest. posture looking to the right...

The two looked at each other.

Under their feet were curtain partitions laid flat on the ground and women's clothing scattered on the ground.

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Under the bridge of the man's nose, two eye-catching traces of blood suddenly slowly flowed down.

At this moment, even the air froze.