[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal!

2019 Valentine’s Day Special Plan for Caring for Navy Singles and Wives Group—Navy-themed Congratulations Collection

[Author: SUI Su]

[CP: Irene x Warring States]

[Text: "[One Piece] Hello, Single Dog Warring States Marshal"]

[Title: "Interdimensional Date"]

[Timeline: The entire series is completed, after the wives complete their mission and return to their respective homes]

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"Hooah————"

She yawned loudly and stretched her body for a long time. Even though she played mahjong with her friends last night until three or four in the morning, because of the biological clock she was forced to develop not long ago, as soon as the clock turned to the number 6, she Wake up from a daze.

"Emmmmm..." She squirmed slowly in the warm quilt for a while, running through countless thoughts in her mind, such as 'the law stipulates that you are not allowed to get up in winter', 'students and teachers have the privilege of staying in bed during winter and summer vacations', etc. The reason why he didn't want to get up was because his body hadn't moved, but his mind was awakened by this wave of excuses.

Ah…………What the hell…………

can not fall asleep.

A mess of black hair poked out of the soft and thick duvet. Turning it over, a woman's face was swollen into a pig's head with her head covered while sleeping.

The black-haired woman lay on her back with her eyes closed and was stunned for a while. She slowly raised her hand to wipe her face, sighed and murmured: "It turns out that brain exercise really exists. This weird theory that using your brain more can strengthen your brain is actually true. …”

Lose, lose, even though I don't know how many dimensions have passed, she still lost to that stubborn and funny guy.

Stubborn...and so fucking funny...

The key is to have fair skin and beautiful appearance, to look thin when dressed and muscular when undressed, and when you fight with a posture that can level several mountains...

Every bit of her personality is indicative of her type, even her straight-man attributes.

……………………It’s a pity that they are separated.

Tsk tsk tsk, the off-site tag is designed to tear down the miserable couple. If it doesn’t work, it will be replaced. You can try again until they are broken up.

She is so miserable~

The mind is most likely to go astray when it is pulled away by sleepiness and memories. Originally it was just looking for reasons for not wanting to get up, but within a few seconds it had inexplicably strayed onto the path of missing its ex.

No, I can turn over a few photos of the little fresh meat to calm down my shock.

He reached out and touched the pillow. He successfully got the phone before the temperature on his fingertips dissipated. He quickly retracted it and snuggled back into the quilt again, isolating the weak light coming from the bay window next to him and the bone-chilling cold air. .

Click on Obo, no matter what it is, scroll down all the hot searches, and you will see all kinds of celebrities celebrating the New Year and celebrating the Spring Festival all over the screen. Men and women, feasting, colorful, pure and cute, all kinds of styles are available, it makes you dazzled every minute. The wall is not secure.

But as she tossed and turned... her enthusiasm gradually cooled down.

Ah, I still think that guy is the most handsome.

"... Damn it... What kind of operation is it to make yourself unhappy so early in the morning?" She finally lifted the quilt and turned over to sit up, muttering some unreasonable complaints, and the black-haired woman looked downcast. He put on the jacket next to him and sat on the bed staring at the phone in a daze.

Click on this, turn off this, click on that, turn off that... She could only repeat this kind of mentally retarded operation in her hand, turning on and off various APPs on her brand-new mobile phone just a few weeks after she got it.

She kept repeating this meaningless action until the hour hand moved to 7, until the edema on her face when she just woke up had all subsided, until... her fingertips stopped on a recorder called 'Taotao Accounting' On the account APP, it has not been moved for a long time.

This is an accounting software that can simulate conversations. Every time the user enters an account, the software will simulate the role settings set by the user to reply to the user.There is no doubt that the reply robot she set is that guy...

.........So it is understandable that there are serious nonsense dialogues in the Sengoku avatar.

For example...

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenses] Beauty SPA: 220

Warring States period dog: Well, be kind to yourself. 】

...Of course she knew she had to be kind to herself, otherwise how could she still count on him.

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Refuel: 280

Warring States bitch: Erin, yours is a few years old and it consumes a lot of fuel. I’ll replace it with a new one next month. 】

Blow, keep on blowing, she just bought this car last month, and all his salary cards and subsidy cards were in her hands. Doesn’t she know how much the car is worth?The military pay level of the navy is almost at the same level as the minimum living standard of the flower-growing country, right?She couldn't bear to tell him that every time the two of them ate out, she paid for it.

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Income] Unit housing subsidy: 1200

Warring States Period: You are the first poor person to make me laugh. [Make a coaxing sound.jpg]]

…………What the hell does he have to say about her? He also brought his own emoji to double the taunting……

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenses] Studio rent: 1200

Warring States Doggy: Erin, do you still have money to eat after paying the rent? 】

No need to worry, she is still hungry, just buy two less lipsticks, she will hold back from crying.

…………I really want new lipstick. I’m going to cry. The rent is so expensive! !

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenses] Manicure: 170

Warring States Doggy: Well, I saw your new nails. You have been raising your hands all day. 】

.........I really want to hit someone. Why don't you praise me quickly when you see it and save it for the Chinese New Year? ?Oh no, the New Year is almost over now.

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Snacks: 86

Warring States period dog: I can’t hold you anymore. [So fat that I fell down.jpg]]

………………Don’t stop her, she’s really going to hit someone.

Reading down the records, the black-haired woman went from being depressed at the beginning to being angry and laughing now, all because of this accounting app that simulates a 'warring states dog bitch' reply robot.

No, it should be said that it is the name on the robot's head.

Even if she knew in her heart that the person on the phone with the identity of 'Sengoku bitch' was just an automatic reply robot that had been programmed... But as long as she saw a conversation next to Sengoku's avatar, she would still Feeling a genuine joy, no matter what he said -

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Late night snack: 53

Warring States period bitch: I don’t know where your waist has gone, but you still eat it! 】

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Breakfast: 16

Warring States Period: Daily question, did Irene have a good breakfast today? 】

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenses] Lunch takeout: 26

Warring States Period: The lunches sold outside are not as delicious as the ones you cook. 】

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Drugs: 45

Warring States Period: Are you sick?Would it make you feel better if I kissed you? 】

…………

………………

..............................

One sentence after another, sentence after sentence, until she turned to a conversation not long ago, and her mask of pretending to be calm was completely shattered——

[Accounting records:

XXXX XX XX

[Expenditure] Hospital: 680

Warring States period dog: It would be great if I were by your side. 】

"..." The five fingers holding the phone clenched instantly, eyes fixed on that sentence, as if that person's warm and thick voice was ringing in his ears, with his usual straight tone, sincere and regretful The ground sighed:

'It would be nice if I were by your side. '

……

…………

………………

Tick.

There was a sudden sound of water droplets, and the water droplets splashed into small droplets on the screen of her mobile phone. She suddenly raised her hand to touch her face, and found that her hands were covered in water stains.

It was tears, unstoppable tears flowing from her eyes.

"...Oh, that guy's influence is still so great..."

So much so that she burst into tears just thinking of that person's message in the middle of the night.

Why………………

It's such a hard time trying to get out of a relationship.

Forget it, pack it up, make an appointment with a group of friends later and play a few rounds of mahjong. All sorrow and sadness will be gone hahaha...

With this thought in mind, the black-haired woman wiped her face randomly, threw her phone aside, lifted the quilt and got out of bed.Walking into the bathroom, I put on a hair tie, applied facial cleanser, squeezed toothpaste onto the toothbrush and applied a cleansing mask while brushing my teeth. The beautiful day started again with Piggy Girl's personal skin care——

However, what the black-haired woman didn't notice was that after she dropped her phone and walked into the bathroom, the screen of her phone, which was supposed to automatically turn black in ten seconds, did not dim as usual. Instead, it emitted a weak vibration and was about to completely black out. It lit up again.

Some complex coding interfaces flashed across the screen of the latest model of full-screen phone. Within a few seconds, the phone's firewall seemed to have been completely defeated by a sudden hacker. After an automatic restart, the iconic silver rotten Apple logo no longer appeared. , instead it showed a blue seagull flag plus the word MARINE logo...

"I was busy thinking about boys~boys~boys~" A woman's intermittent singing voice came from the bathroom. The tone-deaf voice was more funny than singing.And the compromised mobile phone seemed to have intelligence. It secretly moved its position and suddenly stood up!The front camera was facing the half-open door of the bathroom - the black-haired woman who had washed off her facial mask had just removed her styled hair curlers and was taking off her pajamas and changing into outdoor clothes.

It's now.

'Crack--'

The extremely slight sound of camera shooting disappeared in an instant. The mobile phone stood up on its own and moved to face the bathroom. It successfully captured a photo of its hostess, naked from the waist up and wearing only a bra, while she was fastening her bra straps with her backhand while she was changing!

Then this little thing that had done bad things immediately lay down on the spot, and the screen went dark, pretending that nothing had happened and it had done nothing. Happy New Year to everyone, hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

However………………

This little hot chick with no loyalty at all, without his real mistress being aware of it, changed hands and followed the 'line' that no one could see, transmitting the mistress's fresh and hot private photos all the way to ——————

"Knock Knock-"

There was a knock on the door, and the dark-haired man, who was buried in the documents piled higher than the person on the desk, raised his head haggardly, took off his glasses and wiped his face, and then shouted "come in".

"Mr. Warring States, I have your express mail letter. It was sent from Lieutenant General Garp of G2." His adjutant came in, holding a brown paper document bag with a special seal for the Navy. With a seal and the wax seal of G2's expedited official seal, it looks like an expedited and encrypted transfer document.

"Garp?" The black-haired man took the document bag from the adjutant's hand and dismissed the adjutant in accordance with the encryption regulations. It was not until the considerate adjutant left the office and closed the door and stood guard at the door that he hesitantly turned over the so-called document. I took a look at the encrypted expedited files.

Hmm... What would that kid like Karp do if he needs to use such troublesome procedures for encrypted express delivery? That kid even told him about Roger's son directly on the phone. After knowing that kid for so long, he I don’t think that guy would do anything like internal delivery...

"What's going on? It's so mysterious..." After scanning through it and not finding any bombs or prank toys, Sengoku put on his glasses again, took the letter opener and opened the wax-sealed document bag.

I reached in and dug around, only to find a piece of photo paper and a small chip-like square.Warring States' doubts were getting bigger and bigger. He took out the small chip and looked at it carefully. It was a flat golden chip the size of a fingernail. It looked a bit like...well...a bit like what he had seen her drop when she was dismantling a phone with bare hands. The thing that comes out is called a 'SIM card'.

"...Where did Garp get this thing?" For some reason, Warring States had a strong premonition, as if something big was going to happen soon. His whole body suddenly became energetic, and he immediately stood up from where he was sitting. He sat up straight and reached out to take out the last thing in the document bag - a large A4-sized photo.

When he took it out, the back of the photo was facing up. There was a line of small words on the blank back. Warring States frowned and read, "Feed the chip card in the document bag to the phone bug. Note: It can't be a public phone bug, you need a dedicated phone bug." to identify the chip'.

.........What the hell?

What a mysterious fart. Did that kid Cap take the wrong medicine or something? ? ?

While complaining about his old gay friend who has never been reliable, Zeng Guo subconsciously put the chip aside and turned the photo over——

“What on earth, pfft————————!!!!!”

As soon as he saw the image on the front of the photo clearly, the overlord of the sea, the famous Navy Headquarters Admiral Buddha Sengoku-san, the overlord of the sea, immediately had his nose bleed ten meters away, and fell to the ground——

"Fuck...this, this, this, this..." Covering his bleeding nose, Warring States got up from a large pool of blood and grabbed the special item that was said to be sent by Garp. The encrypted urgent letter took out the photo from the document bag and stared at it with wide eyes - the bathroom door was half open, revealing a man wearing navy blue star-patterned pajamas on his lower body, and a few curls on his head. A black-haired woman was wearing only a bra on her upper body. She was buttoning her underwear with both hands.

Although the woman’s hairstyle has changed, her figure, size, underwear style (??)...

"Erin???????!!!!!!!!"

Grass! ! ! ! !Why does that bastard Capuna have a picture of Irene? ? ! ! ! ! !And it’s still like this————

Is the top of my head going green? ? ! ! ! ! !

In an instant, Seng Guo felt the urge to kill Garp and silence him for the first time in his life.

…………Yes, the little guy who did bad things crossed dimensions and went through hardships and dangers. At the same time, he also took the blame to the bastard guy who didn’t like it, and sent the photo of his mistress to the mistress’ EX— —In the hands of Mr. Warring States Period.

However, in the next moment, Sengoku, whose IQ had not dropped, immediately felt that something was wrong - if Garp could get this photo, Mariejoia would collapse in the next second.

The cliffhanger was caused by an AI that had a long-standing grudge against Garp! ! !

So without hesitation, Sengoku grabbed a private phone bug from the drawer, pinched its mouth and stuffed the chip into it, and put an armed fist on its head to threaten it to swallow it.The poor phone bug was almost knocked unconscious from fright. He swallowed the SIM card tremblingly, squatted in the palm of the Warring States Period and trembled...

"Okay..." Watching the phone bug swallow the chip with his own eyes, Warring States became nervous. He took a deep breath and tried to dial the number that he had almost forgotten -

Starting with 182, there are eleven digits in total. Because the number 2 appears very frequently, it is easy to remember.

Since that time, he has dialed this number countless times, but all the numbers are empty and cannot be dialed.

But this time...

seem……

After dialing the last number, Seng Guo's heart was already in his throat.

The phone bug ended the dialing mode and started sending communication signals with his eyes closed. In just a few seconds, Warring States seemed to have spent a long life——

【……Puff, puff!Puff! Puff! 】The phone bug suddenly widened his eyes and made a clear link sound from his mouth!

"Yo Xi——!!!" Warring States slapped the table and stood up, beaming with joy.

Dialed! ! ! ! ! !