Naruto Godfather

"Monkey, can you put that female puppet away? Otherwise, I'll go back and tell little Tsunade." Men Yan took advantage of the situation and threatened.

"You guy, Men Yan, you said it would be great if there were no disputes and wars in our ninja world. If ninjas from all countries could intermarry at some time, the world would be unified." I rubbed the smooth little puppet in my hand.

"Haha, your plan to unify the continent is more reliable. What are ninjas? Ninjas are weapons prepared for missions and wars. Who would hold a dagger upside down?" Men Yan made a haha.

"By the way, monkey, we have benefited from you this time. Guess how many arms orders we won when you participated in the century gamble. Don't tell me. Don't look at the country of wind's success in all major countries. China’s economy is at the bottom, but when it comes to arms procurement, it scares you to death. Guess how many people have Men Yan clapped his hands and spread his hands in weird ways to make him look like a monkey.

"The poorer the country, the more militarily aggressive it is. You may have caught the thorn in the treasury this time." I did not answer Men Yan's question directly.

"Haha, let me tell you, one million Konoha Wither guns and billions of matching Weiser bullets. Haha, this time I guess they can only rely on the casino to replenish their little wealth." As he said that, the door The old boy Yan was actually walking around in the car. Fortunately, the Hokage's special car was upgraded and modified after returning to Konoha last time, otherwise he would have been pushed out of the car all of a sudden.

"I'm reporting to you, Hokage-sama, that Hanzou Hanzo, the Kage of the Rain Hidden Village in the Land of Sichuan, is presenting an invitation letter." Hatake Sakumo's low voice came from outside the door.

"Hokage-sama: Your Excellency, on your way to the Land of Sichuan, please go to Amakura Peak in Amegakure Village. I'll prepare a little tea and please enjoy the scenery. Your destination: Sansho Fish Hanzo." I looked at the invitation and glanced at Men Yan. go.

"Hanzo Hanzo, a commoner, was born into a commoner family. Legend has it in his village that there is a black pepperfish that is psychic and full of poison. Whenever the black pepperfish takes a breath, people in the village are killed by the poison. According to legend, Collecting sacrifices on behalf of the God of Death. Later, the villagers worked together to kill the Sansho Fish. The leader implanted the poison sac into the body of the young Hanzo, becoming a tailed beast-like existence in the village. Because the poison sac was implanted in the body, Hanzo was sensitive to poison. However, when he breathed, the people around him would inhale the poisonous gas. Therefore, people around him were afraid of the young Hanzo. In order not to affect others, Hanzo was forced to wear a mask and breathe through his mouth instead. . His ninjutsu is mixed and his strength is at the shadow level, but his psychic beast and his own toxins give him super shadow strength, making him a powerful figure in the ninja world. Your strength is probably on par with Monkey, if it hadn't been for you last time Now that you have realized the art of Flying Thunder God, I can't predict whether you will win or lose in the battle with him. I guess the person who invites you to meet this time is not a good person." Men Yan is like a large database. Sanshouyu Hanzo's life has been restored.

"Haha, the soldiers are coming to cover up the water and the earth. Men Yan, Sakumo, the three of us abandon the troops and let the troops return to the village along the same route. Let's go to Tiancang Peak to browse the scenery of Yuyin Village, and take a look at this road for a while. A puffer fish that spits poison." I clapped my hands and said.

Swish, swish, the three of us appeared on Tiancang Peak at the same moment.

"Papa papa" a burst of applause came from behind us. Men Yan and Sakumo immediately surged with momentum like exploding cats. After all, a master of this level appeared behind them inexplicably, which meant that there was someone far superior to them. skill.

"Welcome, Lord Sandaime Hokage, I am Sansho Hanzo." A guy wearing an anti-smog mask in broad daylight made a welcoming gesture with his hands.

"Hahaha, I have admired you for a long time, Master Yuying." I said politely.

Unexpectedly, my unintentional address made the always cool Sansho Hanzo tremble all over. And Mito Monobu next to me also gave me a sideways look, as if to say that I can trick people into traps at any time. Only then did I realize that my words had misunderstood Men Yan again. Isn't this just a courtesy?

"Don't dare, don't dare. In the ninja world, the strong are respected. Only the leaders of the villages of the five major countries can be crowned as village shadows. The leader of a small village, no matter what the Hokage calls him." Sanshouyu Hanzo There was humility in his voice, but his eyes were clear. Please let me keep calling him this.

I did not disappoint him. "Haha, Lord Rain Shadow. This is the worldly view of the world. I still agree with Lord Raikage of the Land of Thunder. He said that throughout the world, ninjas respect the strong, and a country and a village are strong. As a Kage. I also listed the top masters in the world, and I also mentioned you in particular, saying that your ninjutsu is the best in the ninja world, on par with the Tsuchikage's Blood Succession Limit, and your martial arts is on par with the Raikage."

"Ah, I didn't expect that you, my lords, would praise me so highly. I really don't deserve it. I wanted to take advantage of your return trip to seek advice on ninjutsu from you, who is recognized as a doctor in the ninja world, but I didn't expect that. You are more approachable than what is rumored to be. Hokage-sama, please, please come to our village and let us express our respect to you with a grand dinner." However, Hanzo, the Sanshouyu, became coy.

Mito Kadoyan, who has just experienced another side of my diplomatic style, finally realized what Danzo mentioned in his last letter, which is to stop participating in the struggle for the core rights of the village and let Kadoba, Danzo, Koharu, Kagami, and Xiaofeng work closely together. Rally around the little monkey, this guy is a freak.

Sarutobi in Konoha will never suffer losses, which has become the consensus of several of their inner circles, and has also been praised by the teachers. After all, those who understand current affairs are outstanding.

Regardless of the old boy Men Yan’s slander, the three of us were invited to the village. Looking at the familiar barbecue restaurants, spa shops, bookstores, etc. in the surrounding area, we felt a sense of emotion.

Familiar scenes, familiar procedures, and familiar jokes. Although the Kingdom of Sichuan does not have the strength of the five major countries, they still presented what they consider to be the top hospitality. Of course, I also made a very honorable opening remarks at the dinner. Among them, the dozens of names for Yukage made the Kawakuni proud, and Hanzo, who had been discriminated against since he was a child, also gained the kind recognition of his tribe.

Seeing this raging scene, Men Yan also took advantage of the opportunity to tell me about my words and deeds in the Kingdom of Wind. Although my poems had already become popular in the mainland, they still could not stop the enthusiasm of the people and leaders of the Kingdom of Sichuan, so they composed a poem again, In exchange, Men Yan also received hundreds of thousands of military orders. For a weak country and a few people, even if they scavenge the only grain at the bottom of the valley, they still have to be armed to the teeth.