[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Sakaski's home is Japanese-style, with a backyard, a pool and a cherry blossom tree, which exactly corresponds to the cherry blossom tattoo that Sakaski had on his left arm.

This man is not even thirty yet, and he is actually starting to plan his retirement life in the future (I misunderstood, this is just Sakaski's pure hobby).

Anyway, in Clara's impression, most men in the world are a bunch of trash, they are selfish, greedy, and lie constantly.

When Clara met Doflamingo for the first time, she could feel that this kid would probably sleep with more women than he knew in the future. He was ruthless, ruthless, and extremely controlling. Living and drinking is as normal as usual, and even every word he says cannot be believed.

If a woman has real feelings for him, her life will be over.Because... Clara can see that this guy named Doflamingo only has eyes for himself now and when he grows up.

So when Clara saw that little girl Gar risking her life for Doflamingo, that arrogant Draco brat, she kept complaining in her heart [The blood of the Draco is flowing in his bones, he even looks down upon ordinary people] If not, how could he care about us monsters? ]

However, Clara did not see the disgusting feeling in Sakaski.Although he looked rigid and boring, he made Clara feel very safe. Even when she saw her changing clothes, her face did not turn red and her heart skipped a beat. She still closed the door with the same paralyzed expression... Could it be that this is the legendary... A collector’s item in the men’s world—straight men!

On the first day they moved into Sakaski's house, the two began to make an agreement, but it was basically about the distribution of housework, 135 who would cook and who would take out the trash, 246 who would buy groceries and do the cleaning.

So early in the morning, Clara, who had not cooked breakfast in 800 years, cooked porridge for a man for the first time.After finishing it, Sakaski commented that it tasted good and was different from any porridge he had ever tasted.

[Nonsense, of course you have never tasted the craftsmanship of 800 years ago. ] Clara complained secretly in her heart.

"What is this?" Sakaski looked at what seemed to be a side dish on the table.

"Chili sauce, don't you know? Oh, you Beihai people rarely have these."

After Sakaski took a bite, his whole worldview was refreshed. He had never known that the rumored chili sauce was so delicious.But even if he ate delicious food, his paralyzed look remained the same.

"By the way, there is something I want to tell you in advance. If one day I suddenly lose my memory and ask you who you are, you have to get used to it. The doctor said that it is the sequelae of an injury I suffered when I was a child. It seems to be called dual personality."

"I know, although I don't really mind taking one." Sakaski's reaction was so bland that it was beyond Clara's expectation. This man really only has this expression in his life! ?

Clara tentatively asked again, "Why...why did you adopt me?"

Sakaski continued to take a mouthful of chili sauce calmly, "Because you are very similar to me. My mother was killed by a pirate in front of my eyes, and I was forced to follow my alcoholic father and work for him to make money. Buying wine, he sold me, and I was rescued by the navy on a ship full of slaves.”

"...(Actually, my past is far beyond your imagination)"

Three days later, Jia Er, whose soul was in a dormant state, slowly began to regain consciousness. She recently had a very strange dream.In the dream, there was a silver-haired Lolita girl with cat ears squatting on a mountain full of crosses and crying silently.

"What's wrong with you?" Jia Er walked over and asked her. 33 novel network

"Woo... It's all me, it's all my fault. I don't want to kill anyone anymore." The girl pointed to the mountain sadly. The number of these crosses indicated how many people she had killed.At first glance, it's probably over [-] yuan.

"You killed all of these?"

"Because the master said that I was created just for killing. So he used my power to take away the lives of these people." The girl sobbed and looked at Jia Er silently. "Until I met a person, he said Let me come here to atone for my sins, and then someone will come to take my place as the Demon King. At that time, he will promise to pick me up and take me to eat delicious food... 800 years have passed, and it turns out that you are really coming."

"What are you talking about?" Jiaer didn't understand what the girl meant.

However, when she came to her senses, she found that she was sleeping in a strange place and had put on clean clothes.Before Jia Er realized what was going on, a knock on the door suddenly startled her.

"Get up and eat. Don't oversleep, you kid." A strange man was talking outside.Jia Er thought about what Clara had been doing these days for ten thousand times in her mind. She looked at the calendar on the table... She had been dormant for almost half a month? !

Jia Er cautiously opened the door and saw the Japanese breakfast combination of miso soup and natto on the table. He thought he had returned to modern times, but the stranger wearing a navy hat sitting on the other side of the dining table The man instantly made Jia Er understand that he was still in the pirate world.

"Um, thank you... who are you?" Jia Er said so carefully, but he still sat down honestly and poured all the salmon sauce on the plate into his own bowl.

Sakaski felt that this Clara was different from the usual one who was extremely wary of anyone. Today she looked like she was carefree...could this be the other Clara mentioned a few days ago? she?

"Are you really not Clara?"

Those three names were so frightening that Jia Er sprayed the miso soup he just drank in his face on his face. "Sorry! I accidentally..." Jia Er picked up the tissue next to him and handed it to him.

"The situation between me and her belongs to that, psychic! Yes, it's psychic, you know? It's not the one that uses blood and scrolls to summon people like ninjas, it's like the soul of the dead possessing the body. ...Because of this, so and so...do you understand?" Jiaer's thoughts almost made a guest appearance on the Hokage channel.

Not to mention Sakaski, even Jia Er might not understand what he was saying.

"Well, I guess I understand!" Sakaski calmly wiped the miso soup on his face with a tissue.

I actually understood it!

"Now tell me what the name of this innocent ghost of yours is, with one red eye and one blue eye."

"It's not polite! Who is the wronged soul? And I asked you the question first! Why do you want me to tell you first?" Jiaer gritted his teeth in dissatisfaction. This stinky-faced paranoid was really unpleasant to look at.I am a big living monster standing here and saying that I am an innocent soul.

"I will be Sakaski, your and Clara's guardian."

[Sakaski?I don’t know who that is.It’s probably an NPC that won’t show up in the original work.] Seeing that One Piece always uses 38x multipliers like Garr, how could he possibly remember the real name of the future admiral Akainu?

"Guard! Guardian! People! I don't agree with what happened at any time! I will pack my luggage and leave immediately!" Jiaer left the dining table and prepared to leave this strange place immediately.

"Then I can only put you in a detention center for three years for illegally crossing the border, colluding with pirates, secretly harboring Devil Fruits, and working as an underage as a punishment." The same words were said by Sakaski a few days later. "Although you didn't do this, I guess the prosecutor won't believe what a kid says."

Devil Fruit... Jia Er just remembered at this moment that the most important hundreds of millions he carried with him were missing? ! (Sure enough, the heroine lost her money this time) "Ah, ah, I'm sorry, Lao Sa! I'm telling you now, my little girl's name is Jia Er, she is a Gemini, she is a girl, she likes boys, she likes to read comics and write novels, and she is best at making coffee. Cat poop coffee.”

"..." Although they are both timid, these two people are really timid.

besides!What the hell is Lao Sa called? !