Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

"Boy~"

"Woo~"

Ibrahimovic and Soraya are stepping on the head of King Lei Guan. This bud is super elastic and very comfortable to lie on.

What is your identity as King Lei Guan?The God War Ranking is at the T0 level, but he was bullied by the Baby Team here. This is a complete bullying!

"You are making trouble on your own!"

"No, Tai Sui is on your head."

Mumu Xiao, wearing the clothes of King Lei Guan, waved his wings and slowly landed on the head of Kohlrabi. Now it is obvious who is the real king of legend.

What Lu Ming was eyeing was a head as big as King Lei Guan's. There was enough room for five Pikachus on it, and it could be used as a trampoline for the elves.

He stepped forward, stretched out his hand and patted the head of the kohlrabi. Sure enough, it bounced, and then he kneaded it again.

"Huh?" Lu Ming's expression suddenly became weird. What's going on with this feeling!

It's like the kind of fragrant softness that can be grasped in one's hand. In my impression, I should have experienced it only in dreams, but now it is extremely familiar. It's...

Before Lu Ming could fully think of that scene, a sudden chill hit him. The Snow Demon Girl reached out and patted him on the head. He suddenly woke up and came back to his senses.

"What happened?"

"You have been deceived by the goblin. There is strong spiritual energy in this bud. If you slap it hard, it may dissipate, causing you to make some sensory misjudgments."

Hearing this, Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, I just said how is it possible? How can something that has never been touched feel so familiar?"

"Huh?" The Snow Demon gave the girl a puzzled look...

Lu Ming took King Leiguan Wuhua back with him, and before leaving, he did not forget to take away the clothes of the king's bronze elephant who was drinking water at the side.

But as soon as the front leg left, an uncle in adventure clothes came over from the back leg, put the big bronze elephant into the elf ball and took it away.

In the B&B, after passing by the vegetable vendor on the first floor, Lu Ming returned to his room on the second floor and threw King Lei Guan on the stool.

This guy is very dishonest. Even if he was kidnapped, he would not forget to promote his grand ambitions along the way.

"Where are your horses? The Snowstorm Horse and the Ghost Horse are as big as each other!" Ling Ming came up straight and didn't mince words. What I want is the clothes of your two horses.

Hearing this, King Lei Guan immediately showed a look of relief: "As expected of Gu's beloved general, are you going to start helping Gu find his beloved horse now?"

"I asked you how you lost your horse!"

"The weather was nice that day, so Gu took them to the beach to fish, but when he came to his senses, the horses were gone."

"..."

Lu Ming felt that he might need to check his blood pressure. How could such a guy exist? He couldn't even look after his own horse and still fished.

"It's already noon, what do you want to eat later?" The Snow Demon Girl looked at the time for a while and then asked.

"Hot chili stir-fried kohlrabi, this pot should be enough for many people to eat, right?" Lu Ming grabbed Lei Guanwang with one hand, his expression didn't seem like he was joking.

"!!!"

The Snow Demon Girl looked at it carefully and responded: "Okay, I'll prepare the seasoning."

"Loneliness is not food!"

"Then be honest and stay out of this barber shop!" Lu Ming felt a headache as he spoke.

This guy stole five of his elf balls one after another to conquer it. Now he doesn't have any empty balls in his hand, otherwise why would he bring it back to use as a trampoline.

But this time, King Lei Guan finally calmed down, no longer making any noise, and seemed to be ready to have a free meal before continuing...

Until the end of lunch, Lu Ming didn't see Wang Luo appear, so he felt very strange, so he called and sent a message to inquire.

"Did that guy Wangluo get lost? He can't get through to his cell phone either. Could he have been buried in the snow while walking on the road?"

He tried sending a few more messages, and even chatting with him about Xiaobaicai, there was no reply, which was very strange.

"Fuck! Did this guy leave me here?"

Lu Ming was shocked. He had agreed to investigate Dark Lugia, but it was over as soon as it started?Or is there any other reason?

Just as he was deep in thought, Xiao Baicai suddenly sent a message. It was a photo of mushroom soup. Lu Ming could see the poisonous mushrooms mixed in at a glance...

"The mushrooms I spent an hour picking were all destroyed, but luckily I didn't eat them."

"Before you get used to it, you might as well pick up some fruits and make curry."

"All right……"

Looking at these two words, he knew how helpless and disappointed Xiao Baicai was now, so Lu Ming took a photo of Lei Guanwang and sent it to her to make her laugh.

“Look what I caught, kohlrabi!”

"So big! Can these weird body proportions really support this head?" Xiao Baicai was so surprised that she even included a shocked emoticon of Mumu Xiao.

Lu Ming replied to her: "This is a legendary elf, but I can hold it with my bare hands!"

"Holding the legendary elves with bare hands? I also want to travel and investigate myths and legends at the same time, but there are so few legends in Sinnoh."

There is a reason why Xiao Baicai said this, because Tianguan Mountain has moved in this world, otherwise the legends of other places can be compared with Sinnoh.

Then Xiaobaicai sent another message: "My plan is to travel around Sinnoh, and finally return to Zhuqing City and go to Xinqi Lake to temporarily end the trip to Sinnoh. One year is enough, and I want to To go to a place with many myths and legends, where do you think it would be better to go?”

Lu Ming thought about it carefully and replied: "Hezhong or Fengyuan."

"Then can we be together then?"

Seeing the message sent by Xiao Baicai, Lu Ming was silent for a moment and replied: "It depends on the situation. If I haven't been killed by Wang Luo..."

"Let him play by himself and leave him alone. He's so annoying. He wants to call me 50 times a day to ask how I'm doing... I hate men who are entangled."

"..."

Lu Ming was silent for a moment, then changed the subject: "By the way, have you seen the news about the World Championship?"

"what match?"

Seeing that Xiao Baicai didn't know, he sent the promotional picture he found online and asked: "Will you come to compete next year to have fun? I guess there will be a lot of people then."

After waiting for 2 minutes, Xiao Baicai finally replied to the message: "Is there such a type of competition? Matching opponents randomly, which means you can fight against various types of trainers!"

"Yes, I plan to take part next year. If I reach the 666th place in the Super Ball, I will be successful."

"666? Then let me set this small goal first!" After Xiaobaicai sent this message, he sent another one: "No, I have to find some fruit to fill my stomach first, and we will talk in the evening Bar."

"Be safe on the road. I'll treat you to ice cream next time we meet, and be careful of elf hunters in the wild."

"Don't worry, bye~"

Seeing Xiaobaicai go offline, Lu Ming also put down his cell phone and once again targeted the kohlrabi who had bought lunch for free.

Just as he was about to lecture it again, the Snow Witch came in from the door carrying vegetables and three strange red mushrooms in her other hand.

"That's in your hand..."

"There is a vegetable vendor at the B&B downstairs. I just went to buy some, and then someone gave me these three mushrooms, but I don't know the variety."

The Snow Demoness handed over the mushrooms. At this point, people were closing the stall and leaving. These were leftovers from the sale, so they were packaged and given away.

It seems that people from other places come to Dongning Village every day to sell vegetables in the Steel-Armored Crow Flying Taxi. The main service targets are trainers who are traveling or adventuring here.

"Is this the Giant Mushroom?" Lu Ming took it and saw that it was indeed the raw material for making Giant Soup.

I checked the information on the Internet and found that this mushroom was only found on the Island of Armor at first. After it was introduced to other places, it was not particularly rare.

"What is the giant soup?"

"You can give Pikachu or Eevee the ability to Gigantamax!"

"pika?"

"Boy?"

When the two elves heard this, they immediately ran over. Lu Ming rubbed their heads. Unexpectedly, they were very lucky today, but these three can only make one giant soup, right?

"Leave it to me. Although I haven't done it before, you can check the strategy." The Snow Demon Girl took the phone from Lu Ming, searched it and found it, then left and asked them to wait.

moment.

"Here comes the giant soup~"

"Does it taste okay?"

"It's okay, you can try it and see."

The elf needs to drink a certain amount of Giganta Soup before the body can absorb it and gain the ability to Gigantamax, so it's okay to take a few sips.

Lu Ming just took a sip with a spoon and just swallowed it, but his expression suddenly became dull, and his expression gradually became trance-like, and he began to make some strange movements, as if he was poisoned by fungi.

"This……"

The Snow Demon Girl checked her phone in a panic. She shouldn't have. This was definitely a giant mushroom. How could it be poisoned?

As mentioned above, humans can drink the soup, or did I put some wrong ingredients?

Turning to the bottom of the guide, he quickly found the answer. Looking at the information above, he murmured: "This... if the giant mushroom is picked for more than 12 hours, it will produce hallucinogenic toxins."

"Although it will not affect the effect of the giant soup, and it will not have a special impact on the elves, it will make humans temporarily stupid at best, or just lie down..."

At this time, Lu Ming suddenly climbed up on the table, his expression kept changing, and said: "Can you get bigger by becoming Gigantamax? Where can you get bigger? Got it! I'm going to transform into a giant of light!"

Seeing him raise his right hand high, as if there was a light shining, the Snow Demon Girl breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that he just became a fool temporarily, it's not a big problem..."