Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

Regarding Lu Ming's sudden parachute substitute teaching, the students in the entire class finally burst out after being silent for a second.

"Fuck! It's you again who wanders around school every day!"

"It's numb, why is it you..."

"It's raining outside and I can't actually fight. Now I can't even listen to Teacher Noma talking about the adventures of my youth... It's rare that today is his class."

"Why is Mumuxiao wearing Magikarp's clothes today? I like Kirbymon's outfit."

"Can't someone else come in? I really don't want to see this guy show off."

"Ah! Ibrahimovic looked at me! So cute~"

"Isn't this guy Zhulan's bodyguard? He caught the idiot from the next class taking secret photos several times, and all the photos were confiscated."

"I really wish I had so many suitors. I really envy Zhulan."

……

Lu Ming glanced around quietly. Except for a few people including Xiao Baicai, everyone else was making noise. It was like dreaming back to his school days.

It's just that at that time, I was among the people who tortured the teacher in the audience, but now I am the one being tortured on the stage.

"That's almost it. Just be quiet and don't let others see the joke." Zhulan was a little impatient at the noise, so she stood up and patted the table.

Hearing her words, the other students all calmed down and sat upright.

Seeing this, Lu Ming suddenly remembered and murmured: "I almost forgot, Xiao Baicai is still the monitor, so it's much easier to manage now."

After a moment of silence, he asked Mumuxiao and Ibrahimovic to stand on the podium, then sat down and began to preach: "Although I have no teaching experience, I am also a trainer after all..."

Before he could finish speaking, a student in the front row raised his hand and said, "Teacher, everyone here is a trainer."

"Trainers and trainers cannot be generalized. The capable one is the teacher, the dead one is the great one. The most important thing is experience!"

"You are only 5 years older than us, right? Can you get a lot of experience by winning?" Some students continued to make trouble.

"Although I am only 16 years old, I have more than 20 years of fighting experience. Can anyone else do it?"

"???"

After several "battles", these students who kept causing trouble were finally silenced by Lu Ming. We still have to use students' methods to deal with students. Who hasn't experienced this back then?

"The purity of you guys is too low, so you should start practicing in this area."

Lu Ming smiled proudly, his eyes inadvertently falling on Xiao Baicai in the corner.

I found that she seemed to be concentrating on listening to her nonsense while taking notes.

"Do you love learning so much..."

Only then did Lu Ming realize that after being together for more than two months, even though he was watching her almost every day, he had never actually observed Xiao Baicai carefully because he didn't want to disturb her.

But looking at her look like this, it seems that I don't have much knowledge about combat to teach her. Is it possible to teach her Niwan hand-to-hand combat?

"I am also a substitute teacher after all. Since I have taken Teacher Fanma's class, I will definitely take you to class happily for a whole day, so just tell me what you want to learn."

Lu Ming simply started to show off. After all, he had been a mid-to-upper level trainer in the past.

Although it's a game, it's basically the same. If you ask me to talk about it, I can still tell you something.

Hearing this, the student in the front row raised his hand again and said, "Teacher, since you have more than 20 years of fighting experience, you must have experienced many adventures, right? Can you tell us a story about your adventures?"

"That's good. We also liked listening to Teacher Fanma tell stories before."

"Teacher, please tell me!"

"I want to hear it too!"

Seeing all the students and even Xiao Baicai looking at him expectantly, Lu Ming could only respond: "Okay then."

He thought about it for a while and then asked: "Which story do you want to hear about a 24-year-old student and a 48-year-old adventurer?"

"student!"

"adventurer!"

"I want it all!"

Seeing the atmosphere become lively, Lu Ming shook his head: "Forget it, if you taste these things too much, the bad impact on you teenagers will be immeasurable, so I'd better change it."

"Eh……"

Lu Ming waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and then said: "Before telling this story, I have a question to ask everyone."

"Have you ever noticed a strange problem, that is, some trainers especially like to throw Poké Balls out during battles?"

Hearing this question, one student suddenly replied: "It seems so. I see it like this when others play against each other. Why is this?"

Lu Ming explained with a smile: "Because the action of throwing the ball is cool, and another reason is that during the battle, the trainer is highly focused and the nerves are in an excited state. Throwing the ball hard can relieve stress or vent emotions."

"I see……"

The students all nodded in understanding.

Seeing that the rhythm began to follow him, Lu Ming continued to ask: "But have you noticed one thing? That is, after the trainer throws the elf ball, how does the elf ball come back?"

"This……"

"This is the question I want to ask you. You can discuss it as you like. You can tell me the answer in 10 minutes."

After saying that, Lu Ming began to groom Mumu Xiao and Ibu beside him, and the students below who had been brought into rhythm by him also began to think about and discuss the answers to the questions with others.

Zhulan turned the pen with her hand, thinking about this problem seriously in her mind, and from time to time she drew patterns in her notebook and analyzed them carefully.

He even hid in a corner and secretly threw the Poké Ball to release the Round Land Shark, just to verify it.

The result was indeed the case. The elf ball returned to his hand inexplicably, without even reacting.

"What a strange phenomenon, but worth studying!" Zhulan nodded thoughtfully.

Ten minutes later, when he saw that the students had almost finished their discussion, Lu Ming lightly knocked on the table and asked with a smile: "Does everyone have the answer?"

It was still the student in the front row. He raised his hand and answered very confidently: "It's a yo-yo! The trainer wrapped an invisible string around the Poké Ball, then threw it out and took it back. This can also prevent accidents with the Poké Ball. Dropped, convenient and easy to use.”

Lu Ming lowered his head and glanced at him: "Do you have to buy a photon elf and come back to practice? See if the thread falls off when you open the elf ball. Take your head and put it back, next."

A girl sitting in the middle raised her hand and replied: "It's a super power! I have heard a saying on the forum before that humans may also be some kind of special elves, so it is possible that they can be like super power elves! "

"Those with superpowers have long been on the streets. Stop visiting some messy forums. The water is very deep and you can't grasp it. And I tried it by losing my hair, but it didn't come out. Humans are not elves, so I'm next."

At this time, a little-known fat man raised his hand and replied: "Teacher, in fact, there are no trainers and no Poke Balls at all. These are all fictional, and the world itself does not exist."

"You know too much, and the universe has no obligation to explain it to you, so you'd better ask your parents to take you to the hospital when you have time. Next one!"

"I don't know, I've never thought about this."

……

Listening to these students' increasingly weird and outrageous speeches, Lu Ming thought for a moment that he was on the wrong channel.

Just when he couldn't listen anymore and was about to reveal the answer, Xiaobaicai in the corner suddenly raised his hand!

Then everyone in the class turned their attention to her, everyone wanted to hear the class leader's opinion.

"Xiao...uh, Zhulan-san, please give me your final answer."

Lu Ming also wanted to see Xiao Baicai's answer. After all, he could see the other party's little moves from behind very clearly from sitting here.

Zhulan stood up and replied with a serious expression: "I feel it should be related to some kind of mechanics, but this is too strange. From various angles, this is beyond physical phenomena. It feels like it may not be explainable, so I still Didn’t think of the right answer.”

Seeing that even monitor Zhulan didn't answer, other students also sighed.

It should be a question that often occurs in daily life and is very simple, but why is it so difficult to understand.

However, Lu Ming smiled and responded: "No, your answer is already a relatively close one. At least this direction of thinking is correct."

"Ok?"

Xiao Baicai, who was about to sit down, cast a doubtful look forward, and the others also looked at him in unison.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Lu Ming stood up and started explaining with a very serious expression.

"The answer is spin! In daily battles, every trainer has the power of spin without even realizing it!"

Roundabout, Tangtang serialization!