Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

The dean clenched his fists and his body was shaking with anger. This class is the best class in the whole grade!Are you asked to teach this kind of nonsense!

But he hesitated for a long time and still resisted rushing in.

Maybe I just arrived late and didn't hear some of what the other party said before.

So we can't just look at one side. These students are not stupid. How could they believe such outrageous things.

There must be some kind of laughter hidden in it that I don't know about. This is just a joke made by the teacher in class to relieve the tension!

Then he continued to hide in the window, and the dog continued to observe inside...

"Based on what I just said, let me ask you another question!"

As soon as Lu Ming opened his mouth, all the students clenched their pens and prepared to start recording.

Then he continued: "Suppose one day you are attacked by a ferocious wild elf in the wild, and your elf has no physical strength due to fighting all the way."

"And you don't have the tools to restore its physical strength, and there's no one else within ten miles, so what should you do?"

"As usual, I'll give you 10 minutes to discuss! This answer is not about death, but about emergency measures for you to encounter unexpected situations in the wild."

After saying that, Lu Ming continued to play with Eevee, tickling the feathers of the sleeping Owl together, and the students below also started to liven up the atmosphere and start discussions.

Noticing that a student seemed to be looking over here, the dean quickly stepped aside, and at this moment, his expression finally showed a smile.

"Sure enough, I guessed wrong before. Although this is a combat course, it is really good for students to understand various situations in the wild in advance, and the atmosphere is also maintained quite well. He is a good candidate to be a teacher."

The dean nodded with satisfaction and waited outside the classroom for 10 minutes.

Hearing the silence inside, he began to peek again, trying to see what the teacher's analysis of the situation he was talking about was.

After all, it is quite dangerous to encounter the more ferocious wild elves in the wild, not to mention that the trainer has no usable soldiers...

Lu Ming clapped his hands gently on the podium, signaling for everyone to be quiet, and said: "Okay, it seems that everyone has their own answers, so there is no need to be restrained and let's talk about it one by one."

The old friend in the front row was the first: "Play dead! My dad once encountered this kind of situation in the wild. He was attacked by a trap bear on the Silver Mountain, and he only escaped by pretending to be dead! "

"Although pretending to be dead is shameful, it does work. However, the reason is that the circle bear is too gentle. It is simply the gentlest on the surface. If you meet a martial arts bear master, you will definitely not be so lucky, so the next one."

A classmate by the window raised his hand and replied: "As long as you run fast, the elves can't catch up. A friend of mine was extremely angry and was slapped by the blazing roaring tiger and escaped!"

"That's because this blazing roaring tiger has the characteristic of fierce fire and hasn't even learned the high-five surprise attack. Otherwise, your friend won't be able to run away no matter how long he grows two legs! Next one."

A certain fat man replied: "Just keep going and wait for someone to come to rescue you!"

"It's better to lie down and wait for time travel. This is more realistic. The next one."

"I don't know, I've never thought about this."

……

It's still the same situation as in the morning. These children have really big imaginations and their answers are all kinds of weird, but it can be seen that they have really thought about it.

"In the end, they are just a group of children. They have not experienced it personally in the wild, so they cannot describe the situation."

The dean saw all this in his eyes, and at the same time there was quite a bit of admiration for Lu Ming in his eyes.

He has only been here for half a day, but he can actually lead the whole class to think about the problem together. He is indeed a good teacher...

After the students answered a round, it was finally the turn of monitor Zhulan to answer. Everyone's eyes were on her, wanting to hear what she thought.

Zhulan looked serious and stood up to answer: "I think the more you encounter this kind of situation, the more you should calm down, then carefully observe the elf's habits and the surrounding environment, and adapt accordingly!"

"Use everything available to get out of this dangerous area quickly! If conditions permit, you can pick some fruits and other things on the roadside to allow the elves to regain their strength and avoid accidents from happening again!"

After the words fell, there was warm applause. There is no doubt that this answer is definitely the best solution to this problem, bar none!

"She is indeed the granddaughter of Dr. Jie Zilan." The dean also smiled and nodded.

Lu Ming clapped his hands gently and motioned for Xiao Baicai to sit down. Apparently he was quite satisfied with this answer.

However, Zhulan did not sit down, but asked with great respect: "Teacher, what's your answer?"

Not only her, but everyone else, including the dean outside, all turned their attention to the podium. What everyone wants to hear now is your answer!

"My answer?" Lu Ming snorted, glanced around, stood up, and responded with a sneer: "Can't fight without elves? How can elves be such an inconvenience!"

"What?" Everyone was shocked!

Lu Ming walked down from the podium, grabbed the big-toothed raccoon doll that was placed aside for decoration on the bookshelf, and continued: "How can a fragile elf compare to the trainer's body that has been tempered for a long time during the adventure!"

"If the wild elf still attacks, beat it, kick it, beat it! Beat it until it stops attacking and surrenders!"

With that said, Lu Ming kneaded the big-toothed raccoon doll several times!But the momentum shown really shocked everyone present!

"There is actually such a way..."

Zhulan seemed to feel that she had seen a new door open for her, and she quickly wrote down what Lu Ming had just said in her notebook.

The other students did the same, as if they had grasped the path to become the strongest trainer, they all shouted: "Teacher Lu Ming, please guide us!"

"Fuck! How the hell did you come up with such a setting that even science fiction movies wouldn't dare to use!" After the dean outside the door recovered from the shock, he finally couldn't help it anymore!

He rushed forward and kicked open the classroom door. He was so nervous that he didn't expect that he would be tricked by this guy!

What a good teacher, he is clearly a fool who plays tricks on everyone!

If we don't stop him, who knows what kind of education these students will get from this guy!And that Fanma, just wait for me when you come back!

boom--

Hearing the sound of the classroom door being kicked open, everyone's attention was drawn to it, and even the sleeping Mumu Xiao was startled awake.

I saw the dean standing upright at the door with his hands behind his back, his expression serious. Almost all the students fell silent at this moment.

"Is something wrong?" Lu Ming put one hand on the podium and asked casually. He didn't know the other person, but he could clearly feel that something was not simple.

Seeing his appearance, the dean twitched his lips and asked in a deep voice: "Are you the teacher of this class?"

"I don't know. I have never thought about this question. How about you ask them." Lu Ming turned to look at the students and did not answer the question directly.

Because I am indeed not, I am just a person who is entrusted to teach on my behalf, but is this important?It doesn’t matter, as long as the student says yes, that’s it!

The dean did not expect that the other party would answer like this, but this method is useless!

Seeing the dean's eyes glancing over, the other students didn't dare to look and were silent. Only Zhulan replied with certainty: "He is!"

"Ok?"

"The capable are the teachers, the dead are the great. The most important thing is the person who imparts experience. As long as he can teach us something, then he is our teacher!"

After hearing Zhulan's words, the old friend in the front row immediately stood up and agreed: "That's right! Isn't that why you come to school to learn things? It doesn't matter who teaches you."

"That's true, as long as I feel like I've learned something!"

"I can't take practical classes anyway, so I might as well learn something useful here."

"The dean's wig is crooked today."

"Mumuxiao and Eevee are so cute~"

……

Listening to these students continue to admit that this unknown guy is a teacher, and even after hearing other things of unknown meaning in their words.

The dean took a deep breath to calm down. At this moment, he had to admire Lu Ming a little.

"Since a capable person is a teacher, teacher, can you let me see if you have the ability to lead them well?" the dean asked.

"Oh?" This really surprised Lu Ming, so he asked: "PTCG is still gathering!"

The dean smiled and responded: "Of course it is the simplest and fairest method, let's have an elf battle!"