Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

As the rhythm of the music beat, the crowd at the front of the stage held up various support objects with "Meow Meow Meow" written on them and began to cheer.

The lights above the stage passed over them, focusing one last time!

The charming love is fleeting, exploding like fireworks into stars, and is blown into the sea of ​​people by a gust of cool wind.

And then, three figures fell from above, their flesh pads gently touching the stage surface!

This popular cat combination consisting of Cat Boss, Elegant Cat and Dongshi Cat has officially debuted!

After a brief pause, the crowd suddenly received a burst of warm cheers, as well as various shouts for these elves to take them away...

But just behind them, a discordant voice whispered.

"Did you see that? That is Fat Eevee. If you eat too much, you will look like that, so don't always follow Mumu Xiao to Zhulan to beg for food. Got it?"

"Boy!"

Ibrahimovic looked horrified. He was really frightened. He didn't expect that he would grow like that after eating too much. He had to stay in shape.

Seeing that his words seemed to have an effect, Lu Ming showed a happy smile.

At the moment, he is inside the Ginkgo Chamber of Commerce. Although it is called the Chamber of Commerce, it is actually a huge square!

In addition to selling things, there are snack bars, cinemas, nurseries, aquariums... almost everything.

After spending 200 yuan to buy two Poké Balls in the store, he originally planned to leave and return to the community to start giving Ibrahimovic special training.

But when I was taking the elevator, I suddenly heard a passerby in front of me say that the famous Miaojia group in Zhuqing City was holding an event here.

In this world, it is normal for elves to debut and engage in idol activities, especially those who participate in gorgeous competitions. There are more elves fans than trainers.

Out of curiosity, Lu Ming hugged Ibrahimovic and came over to take a look. Mumu Xiao had been put back into the ball after he tore up the packaging bags of snacks on the shelf in the store and he had no choice but to buy them all...

However, the elf idol activities here are indeed interesting. Without the command of a trainer, these elves can not only perform alone or together, but can even interact with the audience.

But he is not a star-chasing fan, nor is he a Forui control. He just wants to watch this kind of excitement and won't get caught up in it, so he plans to leave right away.

However, the moment he turned around, a hand suddenly placed on his shoulder, followed by a voice mixed with anger.

"You guy! Did you just say that Xiao Dongshi-chan is fat? You're also ugly, right?"

"???"

Looking at the fat man in front of him who was wearing the three-cat pattern bodysuit, Lu Ming's expression flashed with confusion.

After realizing that he was looking for trouble, he responded angrily: "I'm talking about Fat Ibrahimovic. How come you got it right? Are you in such a hurry?"

"Isn't Fat Ibrahimovic the Toshi Cat? You fake fan, you must not say this forbidden name to little Toshi-chan!"

"Oh, I blame me for not understanding the situation, I'm sorry." After Lu Ming realized that he had misunderstood, he still responded politely.

The fat man was very satisfied with the other party's attitude and said: "If you realize your mistakes, you will be a good boy. Then, my friend, can you take up a little more of your time?"

"what?"

Fatty suddenly took out an event poster and said with a smile: "I hope I can tell you about our idol and sister, Xiaodong Shi-chan~"

"???"

Have you met a missionary...

Lu Ming resisted the urge to go to the aquarium next door to fish an octopus bucket and put it on the opponent's head, and responded calmly: "But I am a fan of Mu Mu Xiao."

When the fat man heard this, he was immediately shocked and said, "What! The guy who got to the top of the list by swiping votes actually has fans!"

"What did you say!"

Lu Ming was angry. He took out his mobile phone and immediately searched the so-called ranking. He smiled lightly and said, "It's ranked 656. No wonder you're in such a hurry."

When the fat man heard this, he was also angry and shouted: "A bunch of brushes, what's so interesting about this kind of list? It has no reference value at all!"

"I can't even get a fraction of the votes of Mu Mu Xiao if I increase the votes of your Dong Shi Mao a thousand times. If I don't follow the public, how can I follow you?"

"You!" The fat man's face trembled, and he was speechless for a moment. When he saw the other party smiling disdainfully and preparing to leave, he shouted: "Dongshi Cat will kill Mumu Xiao in seconds!"

"Second hair!" Lu Ming immediately turned around and responded!

"It must be seconds!"

"Mumu Xiao can kill ten Dongshi cats!"

"The Dongshi cat sat down on its butt and crushed twenty wooden owls!"

"Mumu owl beats Dongshi cat without even using its wings!"

"When Mu Mu Xiao saw Dong Shi Cat, he immediately knelt down and surrendered!"

"Mumu Xiao can eat Dongshi Cat in one bite!"

……

The two of them started arguing in the square like primary school students.

More and more people nearby were attracted by their quarrel. After hearing the content of their quarrel, they became equally angry and joined in the scolding.

Because the event site of Miaojia Group was right next to it, there were so many fans of Dongshi Cat that it was hard for Lu Ming to defeat N hands with his fists.

So he shouted: "Where are Mumuxiao's fans!"

There was a moment of silence, and echoes suddenly came from around the square and from the floors above.

"I'm coming."

"Mumu Xiao will do it in seconds!"

"Mumu Xiao is the cutest!"

……

What was originally a noisy place now turned into fans from both sides fighting each other in an instant.And the number of participants directly exceeded 3, and it is even increasing!

The event site of the Meow Family Group was completely destroyed. Three cats stood on the stage. When they looked at Lu Ming and Ibrahimovic, they all had a murderous look in their eyes!

But then it returned to its pitiful appearance and hid behind, meowing and urging everyone to stop arguing.

Half an hour later, the farce finally ended, and everyone dispersed to play and go home.

Only the leading fat man and Lu Ming were taken away by Miss Junsha who was driving over and charged with disrupting order in public places and causing unrest...

In the evening, Zhulan came to the police station to help him pay the fine and arrest him with an expression that she didn't know how to describe.

Since no one was injured and it was his first offender, he was not detained. However, the fat man seemed to be a habitual offender in this area and had to be detained for 15 days this time.

On the way home, Zhulan hesitated to speak, always feeling that there was an inexplicable gap in her heart, and then she said: "I waited at home for a long time without anyone to cook, and then I read the message from Miss Junsha, and then I realized that you actually went in. ."

"My mobile phone is out of battery, so I can only ask her to send it for me..."

Lu Ming didn't know what to say. It was indeed the fault of young people. He should control his emotions next time, at least wait until he leaves before taking action!

The moment I arrived home, I heard the sound of clam——

Mumu Owl flew out from the elf ball. It flapped its wings and screamed, indicating that it was hungry.

"Okay, I'll cook for you right away..."

Lu Ming sighed, for such a good weekend, all his plans were disrupted.

There's no way around it. You definitely can't train in the community at night, otherwise it won't be good if you disturb others while they're sleeping.

Then we can only go to that place, which is the abandoned construction site where we met Pikachu. There was no one around and it was quite empty.

You can borrow a shared bicycle and ride there in half an hour. You can train until early in the morning and then come back. It's not a big deal.

But looking at Ibrahimovic who was already asleep in his arms, he still planned to go again tomorrow night. He was too tired today.

After spending a long time wandering around the Ginkgo Chamber of Commerce, I had an argument with someone, and then I was taken into Orange. I felt a bit overwhelmed in every aspect.

When entering the house, Xiao Baicai suddenly put on a smiling face, stretched out her finger, turned around and pointed at him and said: "Where is the fine of 1000 yuan, do you understand what I mean? One week~"

"I see……"

Didn't he just listen to her to cook? Lu Ming showed an indifferent expression, and then followed him into the door, but at this moment, not far behind him...

rustle--

"Ok?"

Lu Ming turned around and looked around in confusion, just in time to see a light yellow curly tail slip into the flower bed and disappear without any movement.

"Strange……"

"Lu Ming, come and help me see what I can cook today."

"coming."

Lu Ming came back to his senses, put the matter behind him for the time being, then walked into the house and closed the door behind him.

And the moment the door closed, a pair of murderous eyes suddenly lit up in the flower bed...