Elf: Daily life starting from the wooden owl

"Does this guy not engage in interpersonal relationships at all? Why can't he find anything?"

"Maybe these are low-level people. They live alone and have no friends. They can only hide behind the Internet and have fun. It's really sad."

Somewhere in Gongmen City, there were two people hiding in an uninhabited corner, typing on the keyboard and mumbling various words.

"We have brought everything out. If we can't catch the people around him to retaliate and threaten him, we won't be able to explain to His Highness Soder."

"But you definitely can't catch them casually. Friends are always for sale. As for relatives, they are even more unreliable. You can only find those who are very close, such as parents or girlfriends..."

"This guy seems to have no parents. As for his girlfriend... this guy who only hides behind the keyboard and keeps slandering us, might he have a girlfriend?"

"That's right...wait, I think I found it! Look at this..."

After saying that, the person immediately sent something over. This was a photo taken a few years ago. Judging from the angle, it should have been taken secretly, but no one was interested.

The photo was of Lu Ming and a guy with blond hair and a one-eye-covering haircut. They were arm-in-arm, chatting and laughing. They were as close as brothers. Judging from the background, it should be Alola's Ula'ula Island.

"The angle isn't very good, but I can barely see clearly when I zoom in. This person is quite beautiful. This hairstyle...can't be that Bamboo Orchid!"

"Definitely not. These two people have been unrelated for eight lifetimes, and this photo was taken several years ago. Zhulan must have been a little girl at that time."

"Then who could it be? It's so rare to see people with this iconic hairstyle. With one eye blocked, you can't see the road. No normal person would wear this hairstyle."

"It's just because it's rare that it's easy to find... I found him. He is the deputy leader of Zhulan's fan club, and he is also a gold medal member of the Villain Mutual Aid Association. This status is not simple!"

"We are just civilians. We are members of the Royal Family of Galar. How can we be as noble as we are if we are not simple? This guy seems to be in the battle development area of ​​​​Shennoh, supporting Zhulan who is about to participate in the battle tower challenge. We can find him there. "

"Then let's go, capture him directly, and use this guy to threaten that Lu Ming!"

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The scenic area of ​​the Sinnoh Battle Development Zone is a gathering place for people who understand the joys of elves other than battles. Simply put, it is a living area.

There is Cattleya's villa here, and Xiao Baicai is living here during this period. Xiaoguang, the leader of the fan club, is also shamelessly following along.

As for a certain deputy captain who was banned from entering by Cattleya, it was because this guy failed to protect the cabbage and was coaxed by a wild boar that jumped out of nowhere. If he is useless, please don't come in.

Wang Luo was dressed in casual clothes and sat on a park bench in the early morning, admiring the sunrise.

"It's still a comfortable life like this, and I don't have any worries. As long as I don't see that guy, I feel comfortable every day."

At this time, Xiao Baicai, who had just finished her morning run and had a single ponytail, panted and walked to the bench to sit down, holding a water glass and taking a sip of water.

Then she looked at Wang Luo not far away and asked: "Did you come out so early again? You, the deputy captain, must be too diligent. Xiaoguang is too lazy to move."

"Of course, I've long been used to it, but aren't you tired when you go out for a run so early every day?"

Xiao Baicai put down the water glass, wiped the sweat on his forehead with a towel, and responded: "Fortunately, I'm used to this rhythm. I have to keep in shape to avoid losing more than ten kilograms of weight. During the Chinese New Year, I will be under the supervision of the Snow Demon Girl. , it took almost a month to lose weight.”

"..."

Wang Luo was silent for a moment, and when he glanced over, he suddenly found that she was holding a mobile phone with an expression that seemed to be troubled, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's a little strange. Since yesterday, I can't contact Lu Ming. There is always no signal. It's like running into the Tianguan Mountains."

Xiao Baicai was a little worried, because yesterday was the day she agreed to meet with those guys, but she suddenly couldn't contact them. It was such a coincidence.

Hearing this, Wangluo put his hands on the back of the bench and responded: "It's better for this useless guy to exit as soon as possible. The world is still too dangerous for him. It is recommended to reopen as soon as possible."

"Don't say that, I don't like hearing it."

"All right……"

Wang Luo felt weak for a while. It was really uncomfortable to feel like an old father giving away the little cabbage he had raised.

Every time he thought about this, he wished he could travel back to that day, slap himself twice, and then dig a hole to bury Lu Ming in the garden and flower fields, eliminating all worries instantly...

At noon, Wang Luo habitually started to take orders and kill some time until the battle started in the evening.

The content of the commission is also very simple. It is to go fishing in the nature reserve and help catch a Magikarp that is over 1.2 meters. Due to the environmental impact, the size difference between the Magikarp in the lake is very large.

The smaller ones are about the size of a palm, and the larger ones are even larger than normal human body size. Therefore, for the fishermen here, they must either break the minimum record or the maximum record. Choose one of the two, and pumping is prohibited.

Wang Luo took the fishing rod and was about to head towards the lake when an uninvited guest came. Two guys he had never seen before suddenly appeared and blocked his way.

"Huh? Are you two busy?"

"It does kind of...turn around and look."

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Wangluo turned around subconsciously, but suddenly a transparent black tentacle appeared and grabbed his body.

And not only that, this tentacle is emitting strange radiation and will slowly absorb the life energy in his body, which is very strange.

After successfully catching Wangluo, the two men immediately ran into the uninhabited woods with the Xuwuid, and released a Explosive Mosquito, preparing to leave.

They are professionals, and they know very well that people die by talking too much, so they have to act quickly and try to avoid talking to the target, or let the other party overhear useful information during the conversation.

However, seeing that Wangluo seemed to be unconscious due to Xu Wuide's ability, the two of them were very relieved, and then took out their mobile phones and started to contact each other.

"Your Highness Soder, someone has been arrested..."

"Should we directly control it with Xuwuide first?"

"Understood……"

At the end of the conversation, he turned around and said, "His Royal Highness Soder said, use Xuwuid to control them, and then let their good brothers kill each other."

"No problem, it can be done in 10 minutes!"

"What's done~"

"Done...huh?!"

Hearing the voice that suddenly broke into the conversation, the two of them instantly became vigilant. Then they discovered that the Xuwuide had been killed by Wangluo with one hand. How could this be a human being!

"you……"

"Me? Hehe..."

Wang Luo raised his head with a very disdainful expression on his face and looked at the two people in front of him. He didn't expect that he could just pretend to be a little bit and deceive them. No way.

"Explosive Muscle Mosquito, come on!"

"Hungry, big muscles, big muscles...hungry!"

As soon as Explosive Mosquito showed off his muscles, his hair stood on end and Wang Luo, who transformed into a super Sinnoh man, punched him and knocked him over. He couldn't get up again.

"You can't fight without elves? How can elves be such an inconvenience? Trainers in ancient times all went into battle personally like this!"

"This……"

The two of them were completely stunned. Are these really civilians from the outside world?Why does it feel more terrifying than that adult? Who is this?

But they had no chance to regret their escape. The temperature around them dropped sharply. When they came back to their senses, they realized that this place was no longer a small forest.

"Hee hee~"

Hupa retracted the golden ring and his body disappeared. In the sky shrouded in dark purple, Giratina's figure soared past, full of oppression.

"Sneak attack on me? Have you thought through the consequences?"

Wang Luo squatted in front of the two of them, with a big brother-next-door smile on his face, but it gave people a chilling and terrifying feeling.

"I warn you to let us go immediately. We are the Emperor of Galar..."

Before they finished speaking, the two of them suddenly felt as if their souls were leaving their bodies and they were about to die!

But Wangluo continued to smile and asked, "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again, what's Galar?"

"We are Galar..."

"Are you sure you want to compete for identity? I am a citizen of the orthodox Shenhe, and I believe in the Great Master of Sinnoh who created this world. No matter who you are, you will only lose completely when it comes to identity!"

This was Wang Luo's first time seeing such a guy. It was as if he was hiding in a small place and being the boss. He felt that no one outside was as good as him.

I used to think that these guys would only live in stories, but now that I actually meet them, it's really strange. However, the things these guys use are quite interesting, and they are all ultimate beasts.

"Tell me, who asked you to come? The one who answers first will win a prize~ Of course, if you don't answer honestly, there will be a punishment~"

Wangluo kept that smiling face from beginning to end, but under the influence of this spiritual world environment, it looked extremely terrifying and made people feel heartbroken...

But after asking clearly, his expression became stiff for a moment, and finally he couldn't hold it any longer.

"It's you Lu Ming again! Just wait for me!"

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