This Hogwarts is not normal

The entire building at No. 139 Oxford Street was built by old Wayne who went to sea and worked hard.

Apart from this one, there are seven or eight other buildings scattered on this street.

The first floor of No. 139 is Wayne's department store.

The second floor belongs to Vincent's parents.

The entire third floor, which does not have to pay rent, belongs to him.

"I don't care, I'm going to Hogwarts!"

"Wake up boy, magic doesn't exist."

Vincent walked into the store with an owl in his arms.

He came to his mother, Evelyn, who was sitting in the glass counter, and turned his mouth to Erik, who followed him anxiously and angrily.

"Mother, I don't read Westminster anymore."

"why?"

"Onering Torulethemall!"

Evelyn glanced at a certain series of genuine books on the shelf next to her, "Honey, are you going to find your Supreme Lord of the Rings?"

"Yes." Vincent held up the owl in his arms, "It can prove the existence of the magical world!"

"Cuckoo—" the owl nodded proudly, even Eric who was behind felt a little puzzled.

This chic little thing seems to be able to understand human speech.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

He pointed at the owl's tiny head, "Boy, it's 100% fishing..."

There are plenty of people named Wayne all over London, and there will always be someone willing to take the bait if you cast a wide net.

Vincent turned the owl to face him, "Do you eat fish?"

"Gu—" it shook its head.

"insect?"

"Gu—" it shook its head again.

"mouse?"

"Cuckoo!"

After the owl nodded, Vincent looked at his astonished parents.

"You heard me, it says it doesn't eat fish."

Evelyn, who still didn't understand what happened, and Eric, who was trembling all over, stared blankly at him as he went upstairs.

"Honey, what's the matter?"

"Our precious son has been fooled..."

When the matter was basically finished, Vincent, who was holding a small shovel, walked down with his schoolbag on his back.

Eric's eyelids twitched wildly.

This battle, is it going to run away from home?

"stop!"

He stopped the door of the store with a stride, "Son, it's dangerous outside, people will die."

Vincent exchanged glances with the owl in his arms.

People have worked so hard to deliver the letter, so they have to have a big meal no matter what.

"I……"

"Listen kid, magic doesn't exist, and even Karma Taj is just a comic figment."

"I……"

"Damn Hogwarts, the name tells you that it's not a serious school."

Vincent, who didn't want to score three times, looked pitifully at one of his backers.

Evelyn raised her hand to her forehead.

To be honest, she once had such fantasies.

It's just that after getting married and having children, they all chose to bow to reality after all.

"Honey, let me buy you a bat suit."

"No!" Eric looked a little excited, "Bond is the ultimate dream of a man.

Boy, I'll buy you a DB5 when you graduate from Westminster. "

The corners of Vincent's mouth twitched,

He felt that the expectations of his parents were too great.

Bruce, who is a rich man during the day, catches fugitive patients at night, and James, who is both at work and picking up girls, has a "difficult" life.

"Mom, I just want to find something to eat for Gu Gu."

"Cuckoo? This owl?" Evelyn was relieved.

As long as you don't run away from home, it's no problem to find Fire Dragon.

Eric, who watched his son leave, suddenly remembered an oriental idiom. .seven

If it wasn't for his wife being too used to him, this kid would have been trained by him to be an indomitable man.

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Vincent, wearing protective gloves, and under the guidance of the owl Gugu, successfully found a small field mouse with excellent appearance near the grass of the gallows on West Street.

It didn't notice the danger approaching, and was still focused on pawing the soil under its feet.

One step, two steps.

When half a black shadow appeared, it looked back with its small head up.

The little boy holding the shovel is nothing but the owl with hungry eyes.

Somewhat panicked, it spread its four short legs and ran into the small alley next to it.

Unlucky things will definitely happen one after another.

Covering most of the front with shadows, is a pair of emerald green eyes.

"This is really lucky—"

Vincent raised his thumb and gave a thumbs up to the cat who walked out of the shadows slowly.

If it weren't for this tabby cat with stripes on its face, the little vole in front of it might have disappeared without a trace.

"Cuckoo, let's go."

Gu Gu, with round eyes, curled up in his arms.

It seemed to be so afraid of the tabby cat that it didn't even dare to look at it.

"Don't be afraid, you are all one family." Vincent squatted in front of the little vole, "I'll help you, no one dares to come and snatch it from you."

Coo coo coo coo, began to shiver in his arms.

"You can always trust what I hold, right?"

Vincent held up the small shovel and pointed it at the tabby with its graceful little steps.

"Whether you're reasonable or not, it's what Gugu and I saw first."

The tabby cat walked past the little vole as if he didn't understand what he was saying.

"Squeaky-"

The field mouse saw the opportunity and narrowly escaped the shovel that was about to cover him.

Under the gaze of a regretful gaze behind it, it nimbly swung left and right and slipped into the shadows.

"Alas, all previous efforts have been wasted—"

Vincent stood up and looked at the tabby cat with some resentment.

Cuckoo's feast not only ran away, but was also threatened by the other party.

This cat definitely did it on purpose!

He deeply remembered the other person's appearance and characteristics in his mind.

"Goo, don't be afraid."

Vincent, who walked out of the alley, always felt that the tabby cat behind him was weird.

It's fine if you don't catch mice, and there are no small fish to follow him.

"Could it be that..." He held Gu Gu's right hand tightly with vigilant eyes.

On the east street, the tabby cat followed.

The park is also following.

The alley outside the back kitchen of the restaurant is still followed.

Vincent always felt that it was a bit pitiful, so he bought a package of dried fish when he was about to get home.

"Eat, low-salt and low-fat."

The tabby cat stood where it was, its emerald green eyes never moved down.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Vincent always felt that it pursed its lips for a moment just now, and its eyes became extremely sharp.

"A useless meow that even despises dried fish..."

He thought it was his eyesight.

It is not surprising that owls at Hogwarts can understand human speech, but it is absolutely impossible to have such an anthropomorphic behavior if you meet a cat on the street.

In the department store, it was difficult for the Wayne couple to accept the fact that their son abducted another small animal after going out for half an hour.

"Forget about the owl, but you want to keep this cat?"

"It's not me raising it, it's you raising it."

Eric suddenly laughed: "Okay, great!

This Warthog School of Magic is simply a cancer in the world! "

The tabby cat in the corner suddenly raised its head and glared at him with emerald green eyes.

"Shet, even this cat is abnormal!"

At this moment, the tabby cat suddenly swelled up.

"Gift Crab!" Eric quickly stood in front of the mother and son.

Vincent, who opened his mouth wide in surprise, always felt that this scene was a bit familiar.

The first movie in the series, which was the only one I watched in my previous life, seems to have this plot.

In Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, there is a professor who teaches transfiguration and turns into cats.

She actually wrote to her vice principal.

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