There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 201 Gardevoir is famous for being a crossdresser.

There are some ghost legends in the elf world, but they have been more or less magically modified.

It's like the prototype of the Roaring Sky Dog next to Erlang Shen came from the super-evolved Heiluga, which caused the madmen in the institute to argue endlessly. It's unclear whether ancient people discovered super-evolution, or whether the elves of today are degenerated.

The debate was quite heated at first.

There is no debate about the so-called immortals who have the power to carry mountains and drive mountains. They all agree that it was the harsh environment in ancient times and external stimulation that led to the number of people with super powers who are so many billions and billions stronger.

Anyway, no one from the Taoist temple or temple is here. Even if it is fake, it is still an ancestor and must be enshrined.

A Chinese Ghost Story also follows the same story, roughly telling the story of a rotten tree demon named Dryad Granny who controls the souls of a group of Gardevoir and sucks the lives of passers-by.

As everyone knows, the ensuing plot is surrounded by a powerless scholar pretty boy, a Gardevoir ghost named Xiaoqian, and someone surnamed Yan who can only slash the tree demon grandma's sword.

It is worth mentioning that as long as there are love legends involving racial barriers such as heavenly matches and reckless heroes, most of them use Gardevoir as the prototype.

Hehe~ (￢?￢)

There is no way, among all the humanoid Pokémon, Gardevoir is the only one who is beautiful, so we can’t let Sister Mizui take over, right?

If so, the scholars who compiled love legends would have no motivation to write.

But the more interesting thing is yet to come. Gardevoir is famous for being a master of cross-dressing, and those legends also clearly indicate the gender.

The atmosphere instantly became anxious! (Thousand﹃Thousand)

Lu Xun once said that he spoke the truth after drinking. No one can guess whether Yulongdu's words just now were caused by a wrong word spoken with a big tongue, or whether he was the true thought in his heart.

However, the three of them had a tacit understanding and did not ask. Sirona and Anxiang simply wanted to believe in the possibility of the latter, so that it would be easier for them to eat sweet melons.

Maybe it's not true, but it's not illegal to think about it. Who is not listed as the number one target by Runtu?

Xiaochun needed to believe the latter, and a strong sense of justice surged into her heart, and "simply slandering her body" turned into "preventing her cousin from going astray."

It was as if he had transformed into an angel and descended into the mortal world at this moment, for a sacred goal rather than to satisfy his own selfishness.

Although she is also a thief with a thief heart but no courage.

She is even more looking forward to the fact that her cousin will go back this time, and if he is drunk and does something irreversible to her, Miss Sasaki will not be the slightest threat in the future.

If An Sheng knew what she was thinking, he would definitely tell her with righteous words from his experience of being drunk many times that men are really powerless when they are drunk.

Don't believe the short videos on some websites. They just drink a couple of drinks to lighten the mood, and then you have enough elites to get high.

Yulongdu did not notice the mistake in his words, but instead repeated it many times, holding the bottle of wine and starting to enjoy his arrogance.

Adhering to the principle of men and women not being intimate, An Sheng pushed away Yulong Du who was leaning towards him with some disgust, then picked up the bottle and took another sip of his own.

Although it does contain a bit of bad intentions, wanting to see what Yulongdu looks like when he is drunk, it also contains a bit of courage.

Apart from anything else, I was neither up nor down twice today, which is very annoying.

You have to be careful, you have to be just on the verge of going drunk and crazy, and stay awake. You can't get too drunk and fall asleep, and you can't make any bad moves.

The comic character on the screen in the screening room wore a pair of big white pants and ran wildly on the street with Meng Naiya on his head.

The few middle-aged and elderly people sitting in the front occasionally laughed a few times and watched the plot develop quite calmly, with clear eyes but seemed to be involved.

The four people behind were intoxicated in their own little world.

……

The movie ended just after ten o'clock.

In fact, some people don't understand why two drunk people are dragged out when watching a movie. It can't be that they are happy and drunk, right?

Xiaochun was a little considerate and wrapped Yulongdu's head in a red cloak. However, she couldn't help but stretched out her hand and pulled it open, shouting "I risk my life to accompany Sadako".

It was already eye-catching enough, but even if he shouted out these words, the people around him would give him weird looks mixed with a lot of admiration.

An Dao is worthy of being the champion of Chengdu. Others just dare to think but dare not do it. Looking at this attitude, it seems that they have already planned it.

I don’t know how busy the headlines will be tomorrow.

The culprit is relatively low-key.

Sirona didn't want to wear a mask or a peaked cap anymore, but before An Sheng fell into a trance, he not only helped her put it on with his own hands, but also rubbed her neck and called her sister sweetly several times.

This is really unbearable, and the key is that it still has a childish sound.

When the blond hair and the black hair were entangled, Yulongdu smiled stupidly and didn't know why, but Xiaochun's eyes were opened.

Apart from the fact that I didn't expect that the dog Anxiang could act coquettishly, I also didn't expect that Sirona would agree with a soft voice.

Xiaochun's deepest impression of Sirona must be the scene on TV where a biting land shark violently beats the other two kings.

When it comes to challenging the Sinnoh champion, Daye and Wu Song are as persistent as Yulongdu. They rush to get beaten up, and they are known as the Iron Triangle in the world.

The queen's aura spreads out, it's called majestic, and many female trainers secretly admire her.

What's more, they have to bow down during the battle, like a proper believer.

In the end, one thing really comes down to the other. When faced with the coquettish behavior of the person you like, there is no room for rejection.

From an outsider's point of view, those doting eyes are almost drowning. It's no wonder that Gou Anliang can't help herself. Fortunately, she is not a man.

Otherwise, you must drink a glass of lemon juice to show that you are sour.

Sirona didn't care about other people's psychological activities, and was thinking about which room she should send the child to next.

Is it his own, or hers?

In fact, it was almost the same. She stretched out her finger and quietly flicked the former "him" away. Sirona was not at all like when she was choosing ice cream, and she quickly made the best choice.

The child must be embarrassed that she was so drunk. How could she have the heart to refuse such a sincere suggestion?

While feeling distressed and itchy, I was also a little worried that I wouldn't be able to control myself and start eating in advance.

But she still decided to make the mistake.

……

The lights in the living room came on, and a group of elves jumped out of the elf ball. They didn't do too many activities, and had a clear division of labor to hold Liebite Land Shark down on the spot.

I was actually a little worried. This guy got so angry that he grabbed his cabbage and flew away through the broken window.

It was clear to see that the juicy cabbage at home had kidnapped the little pink pig that was not ready for slaughter, which was a bit unreasonable.

Casey folded his hands on his chest and slumped on the carpet with a depressed look on his face. He didn't understand why the ghost bonsai gave him a black gaze.

Is he the kind of Pokémon that can teleport at will?

Didn’t I just agree that if the bedroom door is closed, I can take you with me?

They are all so stingy.

Ghost or superpower elves will have similar storage space for objects, which is very strange and magical, just like Gengar's belly or the hat on the head of King Hippo.

Casey also has a small space that he uses to store milk, and the ghost plant is used as a mobile suitcase.

Of course, those with thick and hairy tails like Nine-Tails that hide some small debris can also be counted.

Reaching into the illusory smoke and digging through it, Sirona quickly found a change of clothes and took out the ones that fit Anping's size.

But it's brand new and looks like it's never been worn.

It can only be said that the information provided by Wang Shixiu is a bit too detailed.

It's just a pity that the child slept soundly along the way, but when he arrived at the place, he opened his eyes and woke up, except that he looked a little dull.

Lying on the bed, her long blond hair stretched out, Sirona touched her slightly hot cheek, and suddenly realized what she was thinking about every day!

The innocent self of the past seems to have disappeared.

It's all the child's fault for seducing her! (｀千w千′)”

Boys usually take a bath at a speed of about 15 minutes, but An Sheng takes a little longer, taking just over 30 minutes to get out.

Haven't forgotten to brush my teeth.

He seemed to be in a daze, and he didn't know if he had been squinting for a while because of the heat and mist when he just took a shower.

Then he fell on the bed.

Fortunately, I didn't go too far, otherwise I would have to be sent to the hospital to be treated for a concussion.

Sirona pulled out the suppressed hair, held her chin up and looked at it for a while, then leaned over and gently tapped the slightly damp hair with the tip of her nose to confirm that it would not be so wet that it would cause a headache due to the cold air blowing from the air conditioner. Ran picked up his clothes.

The fog in the bathroom dissipated a little, and there were crystal clear water drops on the smooth glass door. I used a plastic basin to catch some water, and put myself and An Sheng's clothes in the basket into it for a soak.

When the water flowed out of the shower head, wet her hair, and formed a puddle as small as possible in the clavicle, Sirona was still in a trance.

I always feel that I have skipped the previous process and arrived at married life ahead of schedule.

I started to wonder again whether she had more love for her children or more motherly love, which was a bit weird.

But it was soon relieved.

Boys are all immature children, not to mention that Sirona knew that she was greedy for him.ヾ(?°千?千?)??

It's about waking yourself up.

By the time I finished taking a shower and brushing my teeth, it was already 11:[-].

When Sirona sat by the bed and plugged in the electric dryer, she realized that An Sheng had been sitting cross-legged on the bed at some point, looking at her directly across from her.

"Child, you sleep..."

"I know you, the Sinnoh champion who only took office last year, didn't expect that you were so powerful that you were able to hide from the protection around me and move me here quietly."

He smiled lightly, his pure black eyes shimmering, like an invisible black hole, his serene voice was calm, with a sense of distance, and a little bit of undisguised confidence.

This unique atmosphere brings a refreshing feeling to people. It is mysterious and dangerous. It makes people want to take off the mask and see the truth.

Very good, I didn't wake up, I must have gone crazy with drinking, and my memory seems to be confused... Sirona really wants to ask what year's old accounts An Sheng is looking over.

"I still have some confidence in the intelligence network I installed. You, a top champion, cannot be a fighting legend."

Teleportation was turned on, An Ning came behind Sirona, and gently put his arm on her shoulder in the morning, as if stating the facts.

He picked up a strand of hair and took the electric dryer to blow it. He used careful techniques and patiently blew every strand of hair. He tilted his head and admired it for a long time before putting it down.

Leaning forward, she leaned close to Sirona's ear, and warm breaths followed, like a lover whispering softly: "So, can you tell me how you got past the protection of a legendary elf."

It's not a question, it's almost an order, and it's more like a habit.

Before receiving his own elf, the gym heir will be accompanied by a guardian elf due to his mission.

As far as strength is concerned, it’s just barely enough.

Just an ordinary battle legend.

Not even close to the top.

Sirona's heart felt a little numb, but she felt that Shen Sheng had lived quite a luxurious life before, and then a smell of vinegar came over her.

So the kid has probably done this to other girls before!

?(?`^′?)?---)`Д′)soulless~

"No oh~"

The fingertips reached out and gently touched the most vulnerable part of the human body. Ruoyouruowu rubbed the edge of the part that was enough to kill with one blow. The glimmer of light on the surface of the eye pupils flickered again and again:

"After all, you are the purest person I have met in the past 15 years, and you happen to be the type of person I am attracted to. You are not like other girls who carry so many bad emotions. You are really a rare species."

"What will happen to you if I don't tell you?" Her eyelashes trembled slightly and her breathing became short again. Sirona stretched out her palm and covered An Ning's belly.

Squeeze.

This kid really didn't recognize his relatives when he was drunk, and it seemed that he really dared to do something.

Hehe, you are very brave. If you have a legitimate reason, you will be sent to your door. I am really not afraid of crying and begging for mercy later.

A strange feeling quickly filled the whole body. An Ning's pupils suddenly expanded for a moment, and his free left hand firmly grasped the sheets, so that he did not let himself collapse on Sirona.

He weakly pinched the neck of the person in front of him with his right hand, and sneered: "I don't know what kind of deal Wang Shixiu made with you, but I tell you, arranged marriages are not advisable! If you know the truth, let it go as soon as possible!"

I see, no wonder I was here when I woke up. Now that I think about it, the old man has been looking at people a little strangely lately.

Rage Gauge MIN■■■■■MAXo(｀Θ′)○☆!

Bastard, what kind of society is it now?If you still engage in this set of feudal arrangements, I will kick you out sooner or later ((? Dis?))ノ〃^^^ミミ(?Д?;)ヾミミ^^

And even his weaknesses were exposed.

There are ghosts! ! !

"Oh?"

Listening to An Sheng's threat in the most cowardly tone, Sirona turned around and threw the person directly on the bed. She crossed her legs and crossed her legs, clasping the fingers of her hands tightly.

He lowered his head, nuzzled the tip of his nose a few times, and said with interest: "Why does my sister think that arranged marriages are not bad? I'm afraid you can't tell the difference between home and home."

The pupils dilated and shrank, shrunk and expanded again, and An Sheng's body trembled.

"Holy shit! I'm not clean anymore?! Get out of here! This script is wrong! Did you secretly change the script?! You're a girl, please be more reserved!!"

No wonder he was so timid before, the child was a little too conservative.

But why did you dare to come over for a kiss before?Is it possible...

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Ask for collection.

??Gardevoir version Xiaoqian: "So, am I a boy or a girl?"

?Ning Caichen’s pretty face: “Qian’er, don’t worry, no matter you are a boy or a girl, I still love you so much, Qian’er~~”

?Swallow who only knows how to cut swords: "Grandma Dryad, you are causing harm to the world, eat my sword!!!"

?Embarrassing things (thirty):

?before,

?Q: What is the difference between Gardevoir and humans?

?An An was sitting cross-legged on the sofa with a serious expression.

?Behind him, Gardevoir held a lollipop and slowly approached: "Xiao Xiang, are you lazy again? You haven't made the energy cube today yet."

?An Sheng casually took out a box from the crack of the sofa and stuffed it into it. Then he raised his head and asked seriously: "Gardevoir, will you come to aunt me?"

"Of course not! I'm an elf!"

?Peaceful and regretful loss.

?"Really? I bought too many towels, and I was thinking of giving you two."

?"Little brat!!"

? Gardevoir gritted his teeth.

?I think you want to find out if I am a big boss in women's clothing, right? !

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(End of this chapter)