There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 39 I am a serious instructor

As night falls, thousands of lights light up.

"Ha~~"

Wiping away the tears seeping from the corners of his eyes, Tu Lie relaxed his body, and then hit his sore waist from a day of fishing: "An Sheng, why are you in the dormitory today?"

"No matter how energetic I am, I can't bear to go without sleep for so many days."

He was half-leaning on the bed, with a book placed on his peacefully bent legs. He lowered his eyes and read the printed text on the book.

Gu Xianming looked down from the upper bunk. On the page was a dark blue elf with some gray metal structures on his torso.

"What are you looking at?" he asked.

"Marriage book."

Gu Xianming rolled his eyes and said, "If it really is a marriage book, what is the name of my future wife?"

"You're just a talker, you don't flirt with girls, and you reject girls when they come to you. Maybe they won't be able to find you until you die." Peng Xiaoguang laughed loudly at the side.

"Fuck off!"

After carefully thinking about his usual life, Gu Xianming suddenly discovered that there was a marriage right in front of him not long ago. If he had been more proactive, he might be single now.

Damn it, were you influenced by Tu Lie at that time? Why were you so twitchy and didn't notice it?

He became angry and said: "It's better than you who are not shy or impatient with Sister Mi Chuan all day long, and you are not afraid of reproductive isolation."

"Is that what I want?!" Peng Xiaoguang's dark face turned a strange red, and his expression changed, as if two children in early love were discovered by their parents.

Gu Xianming asked in disbelief: "You don't really like Miss Mi Lip's model, do you?"

I originally thought that you were a lolicon, and that you liked the body shape of an elementary school student. This was already perverted enough, but I didn’t expect that you were using lolicon to hide your more perverted side.

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How can I, Gu Xianming and He De, have a friend like you? Let’s break off our friendship now!

Gu Xianming's unbelievable words seemed to turn on a switch, and the two people who were checking their mobile phones also turned their eyes over.

"Oh, people's temperament is free. Although yours is a bit strange, we will still treat you as a brother!"

Tu Lie thought that as the eldest brother in a group of four, he couldn't discriminate against his younger brother's hobbies, so he quickly comforted him.

But there was an encouraging look in his eyes, as if he particularly wanted to see the forbidden love between humans and elves, even though the two protagonists were a bit annoying.

However, this kind of thing is rare. Even on TV, it has only been shown that the heroine is Gardevoir, but it has never been shown that the heroine is Sister Mizui.

What's more, I don't know if Gardevoir is male or female. After all, the male-to-female ratio of Gardevoir is 5:5.

If he were a man, Tu Lie would definitely give the little fresh meat actor a thumbs up and apologize for his previous attitude of looking down on the little fresh meat.

He didn't know about other little freshmen, but this one was really dedicated, and even dared to kiss a cross-dressing boss!

"People can't, at least they shouldn't..."

An Sheng looked at Peng Xiaoguang warily, thinking whether it was necessary to pack up and go to the training room to sleep with Geely Dan tonight.

What if this guy showed his xp deliberately to cover up his original xp?

So what is there for him to pretend that he likes Miss Mi Lip?That was the only possibility. I heard that there was a Big Bird Bar near his home. Over time, there was a high possibility of being infected.

"What do you know?! My name is bearing humiliation and holding on to the growing white flower in the sea of ​​suffering."

Peng Xiaoguang defended himself loudly, "You know, Sister Mi Chuan's trainer is Xia Mingchan."

"Hey, are you still reluctant to let go?" Gu Xianming said, "I thought you were joking in bed, but I didn't expect you are really a lolita control."

Tu Lie chuckled and said, "Based on your attack speed, maybe by the time you see the flower, it will have been picked off peacefully."

"Don't forget, I've been... hehe!" He held his stomach and gloated.

Did this guy really forget, or did he deliberately ignore the peace of teaming up with that white-haired lolita?

An Sheng: "Don't worry, her figure is too safe for me to be interested in. And I already have my heart set on her."

He waved it on his lap to reassure Peng Xiaoguang.

"That's white hair. Who doesn't know that the average person in Zhuxia area has white hair?" This time it was Gu Xianming's turn.

"Besides, what he likes is just a game friend, and he might never see him again in this life." Tu Lie followed closely, "I don't know why you are doing this online dating? Nowadays, there are a lot of online dating people who fall out of love? It might as well be Find something reliable in reality."

The last sentence was said to An Sheng.

An Ning adjusted a soothing angle and yawned: "Maybe this is the impulse of adolescence?!" After a pause, he added: "The love of teenagers is always so unfounded."

"Young brat."

Tu Lie complained.

"Is it possible that the one you like is also white-haired? That's why you're not tempted?"

"Sister Blonde." An Shen replied.

"Damn, it turns out you want your child to drive a big car." Gu Xianming, who was on the upper bunk, slapped his forehead and realized that he had underestimated An Anhuang's ambition.

"Listen to my brother's advice. We can't control a big car. A small car is so good." Peng Xiaoguang advised Anjian.

An Sheng smiled.

You don’t really think that the flower you want to pick is a car of the same age as us, do you?This person is a big car two years older than you.

Of course, if your car's standard is based on headlights, I have nothing to say.

He shortened his body and pulled the quilt up, deciding to break the illusion that he was destined to be a blank check.

I organized the words in my mind and said calmly and euphemistically: "Xia Mingchan, I think she is like a lily."

Peng Xiaoguang didn't understand the meaning and agreed: "I also think she is as pure and elegant as Lily, but you can't compete with me!"

'Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid?What about his usual chicken thief appearance? '

Shen Sheng sighed and said, "Do you know another meaning of Lily?"

In order to fear that this guy who has not yet fallen in love would fall into the river of mental retardation and still not understand, An Sheng specially removed the flowery character.

"You want to tell the story about the lilies, right? Let me tell you..."

Obviously, Peng Xiaoguang has been firmly grasped by the ankles by the mentally retarded water ghost in the river, with no intention of turning over.

He got off the bed and walked around the dormitory telling stories, completely unaware of the pitiful looks from the three people.

Yes, even the clueless Tu Lie realized the meaning of peace.

"No help, wait to die!"

Putting the book next to the pillow, An Sheng pulled the quilt over his head and said in a muffled voice.

He also said that his online dating was unreliable, and it was even more unreliable for this guy to fall in love with a lily.

Even if Lily can straighten it out, do you have the ability?

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The morning light falls, driving away the black night and giving the earth brilliance.

"Ding...Ding Ding Ding Ding!"

The alarm clock that had not been used for a long time jammed for a while, and then the small hammer between the two iron caps just jingled.

A fair and tender arm quickly stretched out from the quilt, turning off the alarm clock and turning off the heater at the same time.

"Well."

His arms were retracted into the quilt again, and the person inside tossed back and forth in the quilt for a few minutes before reluctantly getting up.

She put her hands into her messy blond hair and scratched it randomly, then put her head against the wall. After hearing that the elf next door didn't wake her up, Sirona changed out of her pajamas and started combing her hair in front of the mirror.

The ice elf, who had been kicked out of bed because the weather was getting colder and the surface temperature of her body was freezing, jumped onto the dressing table with her hair accessories in her mouth.

"Well, thank you."

After taking the hair accessory, Sirona bit her comb and said vaguely, then put the hair accessory in front of the mirror.

He smoothed out the wrinkles on his black windbreaker, nodded with satisfaction, then opened the door and quietly went downstairs.

"Luca."

Good morning (^_^)

Lucario placed a plate of ham sandwiches and a glass of warm milk on the table, greeting Sirona in a subtle voice.

"Take it with you to eat on the road. If you don't eat it at home, it will be bad if they go downstairs."

She picked up the milk and drank it all in one go. Sirona took a bite of the ham sandwich, led Lucario, and hugged the ice elf.

Carefully reaching out to hold the door handle, listening to the inevitable click, the hearts of both elves were in their throats.

Sirona didn't even swallow the sandwich in her mouth.

It wasn't until she drove out of Shenhe Town that she breathed a sigh of relief, took the sandwich from Lucario's hand and began to destroy it.

"Luca Luca."

There is obviously still a lot of time, why do you have to go shopping so early?And avoid them.

In order to prevent Sirona from choking, Lucario took another bottle of mineral water from the car, opened the cap and handed it to her.

Sirona wiped her hands with a tissue and took a sip. Although she didn't understand Elvish, she understood Lucario's meaning after getting along for a long time.

"How long will it take for me to make a good choice?" Sirona smiled, "I'll bother you tomorrow too, Lucario."

"By the way, ice elf, don't let them know, otherwise there will be trouble for a long time." She turned her head and warned the loose-mouthed ice elf again.

"Bu Hu!"

The ice elf sat in the back seat of the car, raising his paw in assurance.

"Roar!!!"

Where are people? (?Word?)

Just as one person and two elves were driving towards the curtain city where the curtain department store was located, Liebite Lusha, who found no one at home, roared.

The only one who knew the truth, Gui Bonzao, shook his head and did not dare to speak.

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Sirona did not drive directly to Curtain City, but instead drove to the nearest high-speed rail station.

The high-speed train was very fast, and after an hour and a half, one person and two elves were already standing in front of the gate of Curtain Department Store.

Entering the mall and looking around, Sirona resisted looking away from the ice cream store: "What should we buy as a gift?"

"Luca?"

Lucario rolled his eyes, if you gave yourself to him as a gift, that kid would definitely be happy.

"Let's go to the clothing store first!"

Really unsure, Sirona could only point.

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After the daily run, Instructor Li gathered all the students on the playground.

He put his hands behind his back and looked at the practitioners standing below on the high platform. He patted the speaker with his hand and put it to his mouth.

"I have been fishing for eight days before. Are you wondering why you are fishing?"

A loud voice sounded on the training ground: "Let me make it clear to you first! I'm not asking you to catch elves with your bare hands and practice unicorn arms."

Instructor Li paused and looked at a few of them for a moment: "Some people also complained secretly, saying that after catching fish for so many days, the five girls have become rough and their comfort level has declined. I happened to be passing by at that time. "

"I am a serious instructor and I don't understand what these are saying. But here I would like to kindly remind you that you have to let me hear it. If other girls hear it, they may lose their first right to choose a mate in the past two years. ”

"Pfft-"

"Hahaha!!"

Noisy laughter sounded below. Instructor Li paused for five seconds, then coughed slightly, and the laughter suddenly stopped: "What is the importance of fishing? Peace of mind."

"Originally, I thought it would take at least 15 days for you to calm down. After all, there is a set of rules. In order to have a good meal for lunch, it is inevitable that some people will be impetuous. But you did not disappoint me."

He coughed again and pointed with a mocking look on his face: "Here I want to praise two people. Their total harvest in the past eight days is only one carp king, but they have never been impetuous."

An Jian's eyes twitched and she moved back.

"Of course, it may be because they are superpowers and are naturally calmer than you. We won't say more here." After the appropriate teasing, Instructor Li clapped his hands and said, "The next training is fighting. Let us invite you. Instructor Gu comes on stage!"

"Shaokou Huahua."

Stepping onto the high platform in three steps, Instructor Gu rolled his eyes, took the trumpet, and blew on it: "Pfft."

A fart-like sound echoed throughout the training ground.

"I won't say anything more. Let's start fighting training directly."

Instructor Gu twisted his neck, with excitement in his eyes. Master Itachi behind him had already begun to move his body: "The first training stage is to get beaten. I will beat you hard."

"it is as expected."

Gu Xianming glanced around and saw an unknown figure appearing in the corner of the training ground. This was a big man wearing military green training clothes. He was ready to escape at any time with An Ning, a physical waste.

As for the other two?

Seeing this posture, they could probably run faster than him who had practiced martial arts.

After all, he was born in a martial arts family, and his first step in learning martial arts was to be beaten by his father while he was jumping up and down at home with the seven wolves.

The famous saying goes that you have to get used to being beaten, otherwise the enemy will lose combat effectiveness with just one attack.

But Gu Xianming always felt that his father was looking for an excuse to beat him.

"Beep-"

As soon as he let go, the whistle he was holding was dangling around his neck. Instructor Gu jumped off the high platform with a grin, waving his arms and walked towards the students who had sensed something was wrong and were running around.

As he walked, he took off his coat, revealing the white vest underneath.

There was nothing visible even though he was wearing clothes, and when he took off his clothes, the muscles on his arms were exposed.

With a clear goal, he ran towards Gu Xianming who ran out of the training ground carrying An Liang.

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Instructor Gu: "Do you think the muscles on my body are strong? Why don't you quickly hand over your recommendation vote and click to collect it?"

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(End of this chapter)