One Piece: The Magician

In a street in Albana, a blue-nosed reindeer and a long-nosed man were running desperately forward.

"Usopp, why are we running?"

"I don't know. Anyway, Sanji told us to run, so we just have to run away. After all, we are not combatants, and we can't defeat those monsters at all." The long-nosed brother looked panicked, and he was obviously quite afraid of the human-monster killer just now. .

"By the way, where did Nami go?"

"Be careful"

Just when Usopp was about to continue saying something, the little reindeer suddenly let out a cry of surprise and hurriedly pushed the long-nosed brother to the side.

嗖

A white ball almost flew past Usopp's long nose, and hit a wall next to the street. Then there was a violent explosion, with fire and smoke billowing.

"Are you okay Usopp?" Chopper asked anxiously as he transformed into a small orc form.

"I'm fine." Usopp fell to the ground and shook his head, looking at the gravel on the ground with fear on his face.

"That was a baseball"

Although it was only for a moment, the long-nosed sniper's powerful dynamic vision still allowed him to clearly see the true appearance of the white object just now. What made the long-nosed brother even more puzzling was why a baseball has such great power.

"Hehehe, I actually dodged a .4 home run, how about a couple of seconds?" a very harsh female voice.

One person and one reindeer followed the sound, and were surprised to find that the road ahead was full of potholes, as if they had been dug by a giant weasel, and an old woman who looked like a penguin was standing there blankly. In a cave, I watched them leisurely.

The two squinted their eyes and stared at each other with great uncertainty for a moment.

"Is this a penguin?" x2

"It's Weasel, you two bastards" ss. Christmas Fang roared.

At the same time, Nami, who had run away from Chopper Usopp, was leaning against a high wall, breathing heavily.

What on earth am I doing? I've obviously made up my mind.

Looking at the weather stick, a secret weapon made by the "Great Inventor" Usopp, in her hand, Ms. Navigator gradually calmed down.

"It's decided, I won't run away anymore." Nami took a deep breath, clenched her fists, and cheered to herself:

"Besides, if there is only that one woman, I can still do it."

Poof, a sharp thorn pierced out from the wall behind Nami, and pierced a small hole in Nami's shoulder, which was unable to dodge.

"Woo~" The orange-haired girl let out a cry of pain, then hurriedly covered the bleeding wound and hid to the side.

Puff, puff, puff, there was a series of sounds of sharp spikes piercing the rock, and then a heavy blow. A cave as tall as one person was instantly opened on the wall. A woman with a hot figure and a blue afro walked slowly in a very coquettish cat walk. Slowly walked out.

"Don't you run away anymore, kitty?" Ss. looked at Nami who was lying aside with his fingers, stretched out his tongue and licked his plump lips, his beautiful peach eyes full of teasing.

She is also a fruit power user. She can even pierce walls easily. If I were caught by her, I would definitely die.

Looking at the spikes on SS.'s fingers that were slowly being retracted, Nami stood up in a hurry, with a serious look on her face.

Now I can only rely on your invention, Usopp.

Thinking of this, Miss Navigator gritted her silver teeth, raised the weather stick in her hand high, and looked at her opponent with confidence. It felt like she was looking at a rookie who was about to be completely tortured by her. .

Miss Navigator learned this from Sauron. The green-haired swordsman said this at the time: When two people are fighting one-on-one, momentum is very important. You must be confident. As long as you can be stronger than your opponent in terms of momentum. , then half the battle is already won.

"That strange weapon is..." Perhaps she was frightened by Nami's sudden increase in aura. The killer lady with the afro frowned slightly and had a bad feeling in her heart.

"Weather stick!" Nami shouted, then danced a few stick flowers in a serious manner, and muttered something:

"Sometimes the clouds rise, sometimes the wind blows, and sometimes the rain comes."

"Any combination of miracle sticks can shake the world."

Nami broke the weather stick into an "L" shape and pointed it at the SS's two fingers in front of her like a musket.

Pointed at the black round hole, Ss. swallowed her saliva nervously with her fingers, and took a half step back without any trace. The muscles on her body were tense, obviously she was very afraid of Nami's weapons.

After saying "Thunder Weather", Nami pressed a very hidden button.

"Uh" ss. subconsciously moved her fingers to the side, but when she saw the thing sprayed out from the weather wand, she was so shocked that she almost sprained her legs.

"" Nami looked at the beautiful flowers spraying out from the weather wand with a dull look on her face, and her back was instantly soaked with cold sweat.She really didn't expect that the secret weapon she had high hopes for would be so funny.

"What a slap in the face"

Miss Navigator was so angry that she threw the secret weapon in her hand to the ground, and then collapsed weakly on the ground, looking like she had been ruined:

"I must kill you Usopp"

Strangely, I seemed to hear Naomi-san's shouting. Is it an illusion? Sanji tilted his head to the side with a look of confusion on his face.

"Don't be distracted when fighting the slave." 2 took advantage of the curly eyebrow chef's distraction and suddenly rushed over. The one wearing ballet shoes kicked rapidly, bringing up several afterimages.

Sanji hurriedly came to his senses and raised his legs to meet the enemy.

-Swan Arabian Dance

－Barbecue set meal kick

Bang bang bang A series of violent banging sounds were heard in the air, like fried beans.

Both are masters of physical skills, and their moves are like the wind and the power of thunder. In just a short moment, these two guys have fought at least hundreds of moves. Sanji's extremely gorgeous kicks don't need much time. Said, .2's shemale boxing style perfectly integrates the charm of ballet, so from a distance, this is a duel with great viewing value.

There was a heavy blow, accompanied by two low screams of pain, and the two people who were fighting inseparably finally separated, and smashed a house on both sides of the road to pieces.

Both of them received the opponent's final blow firmly. Judging from the results, they were evenly matched.

"Damn it, you learned the kicking skills from there, and you can actually compete with the shemale boxing skills that the slave family has practiced for many years." 2 rubbed his swollen cheeks from being kicked, and climbed up from the rubble, looking incredible. look like.

Hearing this, Sanji couldn't help but think of a grumpy old man in the East China Sea. Then he raised the corners of his mouth and snorted: "You don't need to know this, you damn shemale."

"Hmph, this is what you forced the slave family to do." 2 raised his hand and touched his face, and shouted loudly and seriously: "The slave family is going to do something serious."

"Boom~"

.2 The heavily made-up shemale face instantly transformed into a look that was very familiar to Sanji, who was so surprised that his expression immediately changed.

"You guy!" Sanji stared blankly at the slender and tall figure in front of him, and his whole body began to tremble slightly for no reason.

"The slave family has met many such people. They can't bear to take action against the slave family because of friendship."

Transformed into Sherlock again. 2 looked at the curly-browed cook with his head lowered, and said confidently: "If you have the ability, just kick it over here, hahahaha."

In .2's heart, Sanji is a very kind person, because Sanji once risked his own life to save him from falling into the sea. Of course, this was a wonderful misunderstanding.So he naively thought that this kind-hearted blond chef would never kick his companion in the face.

"It's so naive." Sanji's body stopped shaking, and he suddenly raised his head and showed a warm smile to "Sherlock".

"However, I should thank you this time for giving me this precious opportunity."

""Hearing these incomprehensible words, "Sherlock" had a drop of cold sweat on his forehead and felt a little uncomfortable.

"Give me a chance to kick that bespectacled bastard away."

boom

As soon as he finished speaking, Sanji seemed to be possessed by a demon. His golden hair moved without any wind, and his right eye, which was not covered by his hair, burned with a flame called "jealousy", and then his whole body was like a sharp black arrow. He rushed towards "Sherlock" whose expression changed suddenly, and because of his speed, a harsh sound broke out in the air.

At that moment, the curly eyebrow cook's momentum was like a volcano erupting and a flood bursting its banks.

"Go to hell and repent, you abominable winner in life." Sanji gritted his teeth and roared, his right foot inexplicably ignited a crimson karma fire, and then the nymphomaniac chef slapped "Sherlock" in the face. Kicked over.

This guy seemed to be kicking his partner harder in the face.

Looking at the leather shoe soles that quickly enlarged in his field of vision, "Sherlock" stood there blankly, as if he was dumbfounded.

Bang There was an earth-shattering loud noise in the air, and the entire ground seemed to tremble slightly.

The power of that kick, which seemed to be filled with the endless resentment of the "fff group" from another world, was beyond the sky. .2 was even kicked directly back to its original form. With the blood spraying everywhere, this poor demon was like a cannonball. It was kicked far and wide, and it crashed into a whole street of houses before it came to a halt.

"Huh~~~~ It feels much better." The flames dissipated, and after putting away his numb legs, Sanji let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had settled a worry.

Perhaps in the curly eyebrow cook's mind, being able to kick "Sherlock" successfully and without any scruples would be enough for him to boast about for the rest of his life.

Ps:

Sanji is actually a member of my big fff group with a serious face, otherwise how could he have such a devilish smile?