Elf: Fortunately, I have a Ten Thousand Realms Simulator
Chapter 1 WDNMD, so perverted
Jiangbei City, People’s Park
The time traveler Lu Li was sitting on a stone chair in the park, looking at his original elf with some annoyance - a cute curly-eared creature with soft fur.
Although it had just been less than a day since he traveled to this world where elves came to reality, Lu Li was still quite dissatisfied with his performance in his first battle.
He admitted that the defeat in the battle had something to do with his lack of understanding of Curly-eared ears, but this could only account for 0.5% of the reason for the defeat at most - after all, no one would have thought that the Curly-eared ears in front of him would have such an excellent level of cultivation. Unexpectedly, he couldn't even beat a Rattata with all his hair.
Recalling his embarrassing performance against the club in the morning, Lu Li still felt his face getting hot, and he couldn't help but complain:
"No, is it that difficult for you to fight against elves? Although it is a good traditional virtue not to offend others until they attack me, but the Rattata on the opposite side is about to ride on your head and shit. In this case Isn’t it a bit unreasonable for you not to fire a single shot?”
"Mi~mi~"(′???`)
Faced with the questioning from his trainer, Juan Juan'er didn't show any expression of self-reproach or reflection. He just barked softly twice and put on a pitiful expression.
You don't need to guess, what she just said was probably "The opponent is so big, I am so small that I can't beat him" and "Rabbit is so cute, how can he fight and kill" and so on.
Juan Juan'er used the skill [Coquettishness] on trainer Lu Li, but it seemed to have no effect...
Seeing Juan Juan Er in front of him who had no intention of repenting and was even trying to get away with being "cute", Lu Li felt his head buzzing.
Not to mention, this buzz really made him buzz something - it was the memory of his predecessor that Lu Li had not inherited before.
"I want to see what kind of weirdo can breed curly ears with such good physical condition to be like this..."
When Lu Li first read the memory, his face was full of indignation. Hmm, this indignation turned into shock and confusion, and then "I don't understand, but I am shocked.jpg".
After digesting the memories in his mind, Lu Li, who was speechless for a long time, couldn't help but sigh:
"This is a real stab in the ass - an eye-opener."
To talk about why Juan Juan Er pulls his hips so hard, we have to start with why his predecessor chose Juan Juan Er as the initial elf.
So, why did the predecessor choose Curly Ear as the initial elf?
Well...because he's a pervert!
Yes, perversion is literal.
Lu Li's predecessor was 1.7 meters tall, weighed 120 pounds, and had outstanding looks. He was regarded as an aloof male god by countless little girls. He received an average of two to three confessions a week. Girls who had rejected him in high school for two years could form a group. The quasi-high school senior who strengthens the company is a pervert with an animal face and a heart.
Ah, yes, the word "human face and beast heart" here also has a literal meaning.
It may be a bit obscene to say it. When the predecessor first saw the curled-eared evolved jackrabbit in the Elf Book when he was 12 years old, he couldn't control it...
In short, since then, my predecessor has been crazy about jackrabbits, and even bought evil books online such as "Eighteen Taboo Methods for Turning Elves into Human Forms", referred to as the Eighteen Taboos.
Influenced by this "seven-shaped love", my predecessor, after turning seventeen, ignored the dissuasion of others and bought a curly-eared elf egg as his initial elf.
Because his predecessor never treated Juan Juan Er as an ordinary elf from the beginning, he never considered letting Juan Juan Er practice fighting.
This is also the reason why Juan Juan's ears turned into what they are now. People didn't choose Juan Juan's ears just for fighting...
"WDNMD, what a pervert!"
It can only be said that luckily he traveled through time. If it had been a little later... Lu Li really didn't dare to think about it.
After taking one look at the little Juan Juan Er who tilted his head and stared at him with a confused and innocent expression, Lu Li secretly made up his mind.
It is necessary to take advantage of the period when Juan Juan'er's mind has not yet fully developed to guide Juan Juan'er back on track. If Juan Juan'er is allowed to grow like this, all good elves will be ruined.
The time traveler Lu Li, who aims to become the Champion of Heavenly Kings, must never accept that his initial elf is just a cute monster.
However, this is easier said than done.
Curly Curl's ears had been raised by his predecessor for more than a month, and many of his living habits and personality traits had been fixed. It was not easy to correct him in a short period of time.
what can we do about it?
"mum?"
When Lu Li was thinking about how to modify Curly Juan'er, little Curly Juan'er actually found that his trainer seemed different from usual, because his trainer had not held him for an hour and six minutes.
Usually if it goes to the ground for more than 15 minutes, it will be picked up by the trainer immediately.
Thinking of this, Juan Juan Er jumped from the ground into Lu Li's arms, and gently put his little paws on Lu Li's clothes.
"Huh? Are you hungry?"
Lu Li, who was thinking, subconsciously took out two berries from his schoolbag and handed them over.
Although his predecessor was a pervert, he was really good at cultivating Curly ears. Almost half of the space in the backpack he carried contained various tree fruits and elf foods that Curly ears loved to eat. Even the price I carry two boxes of moo milk with me, which is expensive.
"Mi~"
Noticing that Lu Li had his favorite Moo Milk in his bag, Little Curly Curl Er didn't care to think about his trainer's anomaly. He pointed at the Moo Milk in the bag with his little paws and almost drooled. cute appearance.
"I know, I'll pour it for you, but you have to train hard after eating."
Although he was determined to correct Juan Juan Er's bad habits, Lu Li did not intend to restrict Juan Juan Er's diet. If he wanted to become the main elf of the Heavenly King Champion, Juan Juan Er's next training volume would definitely be indispensable, so he must seize the time to complete it. Maybe you can take in more nutrients.
He took out the moo milk and poured it into the food box he carried with him. At this moment, a strange translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Lu Li's eyes.
[It is detected that the host's mental state is stable and all body functions are normal. Installation is in progress...]
[Loading…25%…48%…99%…100%]
[Elves World Simulator, installation completed]
[Detected elf life that can be simulated: Curly ear]
[Newcomer rewards have been distributed, please check the host yourself]
【I wish you a happy game】
Looking at the ever-changing system light screen in front of him, Lu Li's hand shook, and the half-full box of milk in his hand was scattered all over.
"Mi~mi!"(???)
Juan Juan Er looked at the milk flowing to the ground, his little eyes full of pain, and patted Lu Li's arm twice with his erect long ear. This was his way of expressing his dissatisfaction with his trainer. The method...but it seems that every time after doing this, the trainer's expression will become very strange.
At this time, Lu Li had no time to pay attention to Juan Juan Er. His attention was now on the translucent screen in front of him, and the expression on his face gradually changed from dullness to ecstasy.
Having read a lot of online novels in his previous life, he was very aware of the situation in front of him. This was because his golden finger had arrived!
The time traveler Lu Li was sitting on a stone chair in the park, looking at his original elf with some annoyance - a cute curly-eared creature with soft fur.
Although it had just been less than a day since he traveled to this world where elves came to reality, Lu Li was still quite dissatisfied with his performance in his first battle.
He admitted that the defeat in the battle had something to do with his lack of understanding of Curly-eared ears, but this could only account for 0.5% of the reason for the defeat at most - after all, no one would have thought that the Curly-eared ears in front of him would have such an excellent level of cultivation. Unexpectedly, he couldn't even beat a Rattata with all his hair.
Recalling his embarrassing performance against the club in the morning, Lu Li still felt his face getting hot, and he couldn't help but complain:
"No, is it that difficult for you to fight against elves? Although it is a good traditional virtue not to offend others until they attack me, but the Rattata on the opposite side is about to ride on your head and shit. In this case Isn’t it a bit unreasonable for you not to fire a single shot?”
"Mi~mi~"(′???`)
Faced with the questioning from his trainer, Juan Juan'er didn't show any expression of self-reproach or reflection. He just barked softly twice and put on a pitiful expression.
You don't need to guess, what she just said was probably "The opponent is so big, I am so small that I can't beat him" and "Rabbit is so cute, how can he fight and kill" and so on.
Juan Juan'er used the skill [Coquettishness] on trainer Lu Li, but it seemed to have no effect...
Seeing Juan Juan Er in front of him who had no intention of repenting and was even trying to get away with being "cute", Lu Li felt his head buzzing.
Not to mention, this buzz really made him buzz something - it was the memory of his predecessor that Lu Li had not inherited before.
"I want to see what kind of weirdo can breed curly ears with such good physical condition to be like this..."
When Lu Li first read the memory, his face was full of indignation. Hmm, this indignation turned into shock and confusion, and then "I don't understand, but I am shocked.jpg".
After digesting the memories in his mind, Lu Li, who was speechless for a long time, couldn't help but sigh:
"This is a real stab in the ass - an eye-opener."
To talk about why Juan Juan Er pulls his hips so hard, we have to start with why his predecessor chose Juan Juan Er as the initial elf.
So, why did the predecessor choose Curly Ear as the initial elf?
Well...because he's a pervert!
Yes, perversion is literal.
Lu Li's predecessor was 1.7 meters tall, weighed 120 pounds, and had outstanding looks. He was regarded as an aloof male god by countless little girls. He received an average of two to three confessions a week. Girls who had rejected him in high school for two years could form a group. The quasi-high school senior who strengthens the company is a pervert with an animal face and a heart.
Ah, yes, the word "human face and beast heart" here also has a literal meaning.
It may be a bit obscene to say it. When the predecessor first saw the curled-eared evolved jackrabbit in the Elf Book when he was 12 years old, he couldn't control it...
In short, since then, my predecessor has been crazy about jackrabbits, and even bought evil books online such as "Eighteen Taboo Methods for Turning Elves into Human Forms", referred to as the Eighteen Taboos.
Influenced by this "seven-shaped love", my predecessor, after turning seventeen, ignored the dissuasion of others and bought a curly-eared elf egg as his initial elf.
Because his predecessor never treated Juan Juan Er as an ordinary elf from the beginning, he never considered letting Juan Juan Er practice fighting.
This is also the reason why Juan Juan's ears turned into what they are now. People didn't choose Juan Juan's ears just for fighting...
"WDNMD, what a pervert!"
It can only be said that luckily he traveled through time. If it had been a little later... Lu Li really didn't dare to think about it.
After taking one look at the little Juan Juan Er who tilted his head and stared at him with a confused and innocent expression, Lu Li secretly made up his mind.
It is necessary to take advantage of the period when Juan Juan'er's mind has not yet fully developed to guide Juan Juan'er back on track. If Juan Juan'er is allowed to grow like this, all good elves will be ruined.
The time traveler Lu Li, who aims to become the Champion of Heavenly Kings, must never accept that his initial elf is just a cute monster.
However, this is easier said than done.
Curly Curl's ears had been raised by his predecessor for more than a month, and many of his living habits and personality traits had been fixed. It was not easy to correct him in a short period of time.
what can we do about it?
"mum?"
When Lu Li was thinking about how to modify Curly Juan'er, little Curly Juan'er actually found that his trainer seemed different from usual, because his trainer had not held him for an hour and six minutes.
Usually if it goes to the ground for more than 15 minutes, it will be picked up by the trainer immediately.
Thinking of this, Juan Juan Er jumped from the ground into Lu Li's arms, and gently put his little paws on Lu Li's clothes.
"Huh? Are you hungry?"
Lu Li, who was thinking, subconsciously took out two berries from his schoolbag and handed them over.
Although his predecessor was a pervert, he was really good at cultivating Curly ears. Almost half of the space in the backpack he carried contained various tree fruits and elf foods that Curly ears loved to eat. Even the price I carry two boxes of moo milk with me, which is expensive.
"Mi~"
Noticing that Lu Li had his favorite Moo Milk in his bag, Little Curly Curl Er didn't care to think about his trainer's anomaly. He pointed at the Moo Milk in the bag with his little paws and almost drooled. cute appearance.
"I know, I'll pour it for you, but you have to train hard after eating."
Although he was determined to correct Juan Juan Er's bad habits, Lu Li did not intend to restrict Juan Juan Er's diet. If he wanted to become the main elf of the Heavenly King Champion, Juan Juan Er's next training volume would definitely be indispensable, so he must seize the time to complete it. Maybe you can take in more nutrients.
He took out the moo milk and poured it into the food box he carried with him. At this moment, a strange translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Lu Li's eyes.
[It is detected that the host's mental state is stable and all body functions are normal. Installation is in progress...]
[Loading…25%…48%…99%…100%]
[Elves World Simulator, installation completed]
[Detected elf life that can be simulated: Curly ear]
[Newcomer rewards have been distributed, please check the host yourself]
【I wish you a happy game】
Looking at the ever-changing system light screen in front of him, Lu Li's hand shook, and the half-full box of milk in his hand was scattered all over.
"Mi~mi!"(???)
Juan Juan Er looked at the milk flowing to the ground, his little eyes full of pain, and patted Lu Li's arm twice with his erect long ear. This was his way of expressing his dissatisfaction with his trainer. The method...but it seems that every time after doing this, the trainer's expression will become very strange.
At this time, Lu Li had no time to pay attention to Juan Juan Er. His attention was now on the translucent screen in front of him, and the expression on his face gradually changed from dullness to ecstasy.
Having read a lot of online novels in his previous life, he was very aware of the situation in front of him. This was because his golden finger had arrived!
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