[HP Fred] I was the school belle at Hogwarts

"Sigrid, do you really have the heart to break up with Sedetti? However, Harry's bang just now was so handsome!" As soon as she opened the dormitory door, she was greeted by Suzy's exaggerated wail.

"Why are you so crazy!" Sigrid rolled her eyes at her and closed the door.

"You, the sadomasochistic love triangle between the school girl and the golden boy, do you know how popular it is now?" Susie sighed.

Sigrid didn't want to talk to her anymore and opened the parchment she just received from the "Little Wizard Forum". After hesitating for a long time, she wrote "Good boy, don't make trouble" on the first row of wavy patterns on the parchment, and chose "Faceless". "People" and registered her second account.

Entering the forum, there were more than 600 people online, which made her wonder if everyone was browsing the forum at this time.

Her large version "The Pudding-Eating Magical Girl" is still ranked fourth in the "Popularity Ranking", with nearly 200 fans following it.

On the home page of the forum, the most popular one is still [Original] I love you, it has nothing to do with love potions! (ss * hp * cd sadomasochism deep love), has built more than 800 floors.

Sigrid turned the parchment to the bottom in disgust, revised it, and posted her first post.

【Help】What should I do if my boyfriend starts to act coquettish, clingy and childish after dating?

1st floor/(Be good, don’t make trouble): The poster has been dating her boyfriend for a month. He is two years older than me. After we got together, I discovered that he is really super clingy, super childish, and can be more coquettish than me! Can you imagine a -meter tall man huddled in the arms of his -meter-high girlfriend, wanting to touch her head and hug her?

2nd Floor/(Be good, don’t make trouble): The first time I went on a date in Hogsmeade, I dressed up very carefully, but he only looked at the ants on the ground without even looking at me. Huh, I was very angry. Just use cosmetics to dress him up.

3rd Floor/(Good boy, don’t make trouble): We went shopping together. He said that I smell good. He always came close to me. He would fix my hair and my collar. The wizards around him all used ambiguous words. He looked at us with such eyes, I threw him my half-cloak in embarrassment, but he actually happily walked around with me in my little cloak all afternoon...

4th Floor/(Be good, don’t make trouble): He is really good at acting like a spoiled child. If I get closer to my little sisters, or if I talk to any of my male classmates, he will secretly be jealous, even cats and dogs. Eat them all...

Floor 5/(Be good, don’t make trouble): Once my owl was sick and we went to see it together. He held my hand and refused to let me touch my pet. He thought I didn’t know!

Floor 6/(Be good, don’t make trouble): Another time I forgot about his game, and he huddled in my arms and acted like a baby to me. I said he was childish, so he kept calling me sister and let me hug him. He needs to kiss him to be satisfied!

7th Floor/(Dudu): It’s normal. My boyfriend also wants to kiss, hug and hold him high...

8th Floor/(Be good, don’t make trouble): He is also very angry. I accidentally stood on the wrong team when watching their game, and he bit my mouth fiercely. My mouth was bleeding. He was still not satisfied. You want to bite my nose off, is that too much?

9th Floor/(Be good, don’t make trouble): When he saw me touching a stray dog, he pulled me to prevent me from touching it. I comforted him that it was just a dog, but he actually said shamelessly, "I am you." Dog, it doesn’t deserve it.” It left me speechless!

10th Floor/(A wise man never falls in love): I suspect you are not asking for help but showing off nakedly!

Floor 11/(Lu Yaoqing): Don’t stop, keep talking!

12th Floor/(vksuga la la la): Don’t worry, host, just give me your boyfriend and your worries will be gone!

13th Floor/(Zi Zi Bee Candy): Leave it to me!

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25th Floor/(Seekers don’t deserve girlfriends): Haha, my boyfriend is a seeker on the school team. He only says, “Be good, I’ll accompany you after training, be good, I’ll accompany you after the game…” So, I obediently told him to get lost.

26th Floor/(SL’s favorite jd): It’s just been a week since we broke up, and now I feel like vomiting when I see my account name!

Floor 27/(Flower among Badgers): My boyfriend is a kissing fiend, we kiss more than 10 times a day...

28th Floor/(Hogwarts can’t live without gossip): My boyfriend will only hug me, kiss me, and say "Baby, you are so sweet." Well, I woke up from the dream, Wow, it turns out I don’t have a boyfriend yet...

In another lounge in the tower, forum posts were also being discussed.

"Fred, did you know? You also had a role in "I Love You, It Has Nothing to Do with Love Drugs" in that forum!" George gloated to Fred who had returned.

"Merlin's thong! You actually look at that disgusting thing? If this poster had been born 50 years earlier, he would have been tied to a fire rack and burned to death!" Fred's blood surged when he thought of this.

"I originally refused, but Angelina and Aaliya strongly recommended it, so I gave it a try. It was really extraordinary. I guarantee that now half of the little wizards in Hogwarts are chasing after it." George promised again and again. .

"You can also try. Anyway, the story inside is fictitious. Now it has been told that you used the newly invented love potion chocolate to prank Sigrid, and she fell in love with Harry and was about to break up with Cedric. I can't wait to see the sadomasochism between the three of them!" George also told him the story with great interest.

"I'm going to warn Lindsay Hall now and ask her to kick that sick lunatic out of the forum!" Fred paused as he entered the door, then walked back to the door.

"Don't be impulsive. We agreed at the beginning that we would only be responsible for functions and maintenance. As for the content, we have no right to interfere. And in another week, hundreds of gold galleons will be stuffed into our pockets. We can all use gold galleons to pile up. House!" George stopped teasing him and quickly pulled him back to persuade him again and again.

"Then you still come to stimulate me?" Fred asked as he shook off his hand.

"Are we brothers? Of course I can't help but share something good-looking with you, just like you always can't help but share your sweet first love with me." George responded to him with a smile.

"..." Fred took a deep breath and told himself, "Don't be angry, this single guy is just jealous that you have a partner"!

"George, it's up to you to realize your dream of becoming a free Weasley in the future!" Fred suddenly said to George seriously.

"What do you mean?" George asked, looking at Fred who suddenly swelled again.

"From now on, I want to follow in the footsteps of Bill and Percy and become the next top student in the Weasley family! Sigrid said that she will supervise my studies in the future, so please take my dream and fly further together. !" Fred pretended to be disappointed.

"Who first said last week that there is no need to worry about the OLS exam?" George asked.

"I said so!" Fred nodded in response.

"Who said last month that Owls would be considered successful if they could go to the examination room on time?" George continued to ask.

"Me too!" Fred nodded again.

"Who changed the letters from owls to lows on Percy's report card in the first place, because he was domestically abused?" George gritted his teeth and asked the last sentence.

"You are also involved in this matter!" Fred shook his head firmly.

After hearing what he said, George picked up his schoolbag and walked to the door in two or three steps without saying a word.

"George, where are you going?" Fred asked with a suppressed smile.

"Go to the library to study!" George's voice came from outside the closed door.

George couldn't help but think about how when the OLS results came out, his mother compared the two people's report cards and said, "Dear Fred, you passed more than both Georges combined. Mom can finally tell you apart." !" Such heartbreaking words.

The next night in Classroom 20, Sigrid placed a very detailed "Owls Exam Review Plan About Fred Weasley" on the table in front of her boyfriend, along with the plan. Also on display was a row of colorful nail polishes and a set of manicure tools.

Fred opened the plan resignedly, and the beautiful flowers were densely arranged for fifteen inches, which clearly shows the depth of his intentions.

Fred raised his eyebrows and touched his chin with one hand, thinking, "You must keep this plan to show off to their children later. No, it is as a souvenir. Open your eyes and see how much your mother loved me!" 』

The first row reads: I learn to make my girlfriend happy, and only when my girlfriend is happy can I be happy!

The plan has detailed plans in three stages: consolidation of theoretical knowledge, practice of previous popular test questions, and full simulation of OLS.

It also lists the weekly plans and progress for each stage in detail.

The following requirements were put forward:

1 Morning reading from 8am to 9am every Monday to Friday, assault on History of Magic and Herbalism, you must check in with your girlfriend’s name tag.

2. My girlfriend should check the general class class notes once a week, and her opinion will be used to determine whether they meet the standards.

3. My girlfriend should check the general study status once a week. Whether the standards are met or not shall be subject to the girlfriend’s opinion.

3. The homework for each subject every week must be reviewed by the girlfriend, and the punishment for grades below A will be increased according to the grade.

4. Every Monday and Thursday night when there is no Quidditch training, you must come to Classroom 20 to take a simulation test of previous exam questions.

5. If the study plan for this week is not completed, the girlfriend has the right to decide to cancel the Saturday date and supervise the boyfriend to complete the study plan.

At the end of the plan it is written in bold font:

Whether Fred Weasley needs to be punished will be determined by Sigrid Stewart's weekly evaluation of his learning results. Sigrid Stewart has the final right to interpret the evaluation method.

"Have you finished reading, boyfriend?" Sigrid asked, crossing her arms.

Fred stared at the plan and nodded.

"Any doubts, boyfriend?" Sigrid confirmed.

Fred stared at the plan and shook his head.

"Very good!" Sigrid exclaimed, turned the plan in his hand to the back, signed her name in the lower left corner neatly, and pointed to the lower right corner, "Sign here, then Don’t go back on your word, boyfriend!”

Seeing the word "girlfriend" written all over the parchment, Fred began to feel frightened, and Fred signed his name on the deed of sale without mercy.

Give a small theater as a gift:

Lindsay Hall crossed her arms and looked down at Fred: To be honest, I am the sick lunatic you mentioned! I heard you want to kick me out of the forum? "

Fred bowed: Boss, I was wrong!

Fred bowed twice: Boss, I'm sorry! !

Fred bowed three times: Boss, continue! ! !