[HP Fred] I was the school belle at Hogwarts

The author has something to say: </br>The traffic police arrested the bicycle even before it was on the road. Haha, let me rephrase it.

Fred, although my mother loves bullies, I guarantee that all your daydreams will come true in the future! !

Afraid of being beaten, the author unplugged the internet cable and ran away overnight - see you the day after tomorrow.

感谢在2022-07-1623:31:29~2022-07-1823:26:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 6 bottles of liuchang; 1 bottle of Na Na Da;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

During the rest of the holiday, the Weasley brothers were busy trying to get Dobby and Winky to adapt to their new jobs as quickly as possible.

Shining is responsible for store hygiene, counting and replenishing goods, and accounting processing, while Dobby is responsible for operation and management.

When the two elves began to adapt to various jobs, the joke shop business picked up again, and the Christmas holiday came to an end.

In early January, Hogwarts started school.

After school starts, the top things everyone cares about are Valentine's Day on February 2th and the second game on February 14th.

The now-hands-off Weasley brothers finally had time to work on their gizmo outside of Apparating lessons. Only novel and practical inventions one after another can retain customers, which is the foundation for their stores to grow bigger and bigger.

Joke shops don't just bring laughter, they have anything a wizard could want.

Fred also took away Sigrid's name tag because he now had an idea of ​​how to remodel it so that it could be used more times a day and display more messages each time it was used.

In an effort to find out what their potential customers are looking for, the Weasley brothers launched a forum thread asking for ideas - what would you like to see in the Weasley Brothers' Joke Shop?

1st Floor/(Weasley Brothers’ Joke Shop): As long as you dare to think, we dare to do it. Tell us, what product do you want?

2nd Floor/(Snake Flower’s Personal Expert): I need this secret book - "How to Become the Boyfriend of a Goddess", I know you have it.

3rd Floor/(Weasley Brothers’ Joke Shop): Brothers on the 2nd floor, we are just honest businessmen, not Santa Claus who can realize your extravagant wishes.

Floor 4/(Harry's Golden Snitch): I want a photo of HP, and I know you will have a way!

5th floor/(Sed’s leg pendant): I won’t install it anymore, I want the CD, good people are prospering!

(Omit the hooligan appeals of a large group of wife fans)

39th Floor/(Weasley Brothers’ Joke Shop): Stop, stop, stop, let me reiterate again - we are honest businessmen, not paparazzi!

Floor 40/(What are Muggles?): Liar, it turns out you can’t buy anything here!

Floor 41/(Cedric is the most handsome): We thought boldly, but you didn’t dare to do it!

42nd Floor/(Robbery of Honeydukes): Fake-fake-marketing-marketing!

……

49th Floor/(Weasley Brothers’ Joke Shop): You have so many wishful thinking, why don’t you just dream!

(omitting a lot of black talk)

"Are the people in the forum really the classmates around us? They usually look serious, but in fact they are thinking about these things every day?" Fred closed the parchment and complained to George next to him.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this business is getting harder and harder..."

"Do you think they would be satisfied if I didn't provide them with nude photos showing off their nakedness?"

Looking at George who was thoughtfully on the side, Fred couldn't help but interrupt him.

"—George Weasley?"

George's thoughts were called back by this voice, and an ambiguous smile appeared on his face. "Fred, how about selling them daydreams?"

"Daydream?" Fred repeated, his mind immediately synchronized with George's.

Yes, aren't their thoughts just daydreams?

There is no wishful thinking that cannot be solved by a high-quality, extremely realistic daydream anytime, anywhere.

After deciding on the magical product to be developed next, they started research and development that night.

After a night of deliberation, they decided to invent a spell - the Daydream Spell.

You can fall asleep by chanting a spell. It is simple and low-cost and leaves no traces.

After deciding on the research and development direction, their next step is to study how to invent it. Daydream spells are very difficult spiritual spells, something they have never tried before.

Thanks to Sigrid for always supporting his career. When Fred told her that he was busy making inventions recently and might be too busy to spend time with her, Sigrid expressed his understanding and support and never forgot. Remind him to take a break.

Next, the Weasley brothers became visibly busy.

It took two weeks and finally the Daydream Spell was born!

——Click——Click——

Late at night, Gryffindor's tower was quiet. Through the window, the watery moonlight poured down, and the dark night seemed to be covered with a layer of silver frost. The cool evening wind blew in front of my face. In the silent night, the only sound was the "rustling" sound of the wind blowing the leaves.

Fred, who was sleeping, suddenly woke up. Through the window sill, the moonlight illuminated the bedroom like daylight.

Fred suddenly felt his body sink, and something crawled up from the soles of his feet under the quilt...

When Fred saw his head peeking out from under the quilt, he was no longer sleepy. "Sigrid? Why are you here?"

Sigrid, who crawled in front of him and stuck her head out, put her raised index finger on her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "Shh——"

Then she leaned closer to him and whispered, "Are you trying to wake them all up?"

Fred pressed her protruding head against his chest and quickly looked around with a guilty conscience. His roommates were all sleeping soundly with their quilts covered.

Great, no one found out about his girlfriend who was secretly hiding here.

Fred was still carefully observing the situation in the dormitory, but Sigrid couldn't wait to come over.

Usually in the classroom, on the astronomy tower, or by the black lake, he would pull her and indulge in the intimacy of kissing over and over again, but not in the dormitory, something would happen!

"Little Snake, you are not 15 years old yet..." Fred grabbed her restless hand and said restrainedly.

Sigrid looked up at him dissatisfied, took a bite, raised her eyebrows and asked, "Do you dislike me for not growing up?"

……

Fred had a winter dream on the Green River that half of the authors could not pass.

But the 30-minute setting is really disappointing.

After experimenting with the improved version of the "Daydream Curse" once again, Fred, who was lying on the bed, picked up the thin quilt, covered half of his body, and lay quietly for a while...

The eighth experiment failed. Fred summarized the experimental results on parchment: The quality of this daydream is too high and too realistic. It is easy to get addicted to it after using it. It will be classified as prohibited 8% of the time. Taste.

Therefore, he should keep it to himself!

He has done 8 experiments, and every daydream starts with becoming the richest man in the wizarding world, giving rewards to the Malfoy family, exchanging rings with Sigrid in the presence of all his family and friends, and having stores all over the wizarding world. , cutting the ribbon for the 99th branch, buying a castle with more than 100 house elf servants... In the end, Sigrid will always be the heroine with the most important role, and they will complete their lives in various exciting and novel ways. of great harmony.

It feels so sweet and painful!

Because he had to keep experimenting with the daydream spell, Fred didn't even dare to eat together in the cafeteria recently. He felt a little guilty and itchy. Afraid that he would not be able to distinguish between dreams and reality, he couldn't help but turn into a wolf and eat her up.

It took them two weeks to invent the Daydream Spell, and it took them about two weeks to experiment with the Daydream Spell...

Finally, in order to make a long-term business and ensure the dosage and effect, they improved the "Daydream Spell" into the "Daydream Potion".

At this time, Valentine's Day in 1995 was less than two weeks away.

In a History of Magic class, the Weasley brothers successfully promoted their new product, and the response was stronger than expected.

At the end of the two sections of Magic History, their "Daydream Potion" has sold more than 40 copies, and every user has given them a five-star review with satisfaction. Based on this probability, wouldn't two-thirds of the students become their customers?

A bottle of "Daydream Potion" cost 9 Sickles, and the cost was less than 3 Knuts. The two of them were happily counting the costs and benefits of the Daydream Spell. They were getting closer and closer to the third store. !

Naturally, there is no shortage of sellers for good things. Large batches of "Daydream Potion" orders are coming in one after another. Not only do they come to them to place orders directly, but there are also orders sent directly to them by owl. Some people place three orders in one go. Five bottles, the purchasing power is amazing.

Not daring to keep customers waiting, they made pot after pot of potions in their spare time. When the supply and demand for orders finally stabilized, with less than a week left before Valentine's Day, "Workaholic" Fred finally decided to Take a break and prepare with all your heart for the entire surprise Valentine's Day.

Fred, who has finished experimenting with the "Daydream Curse", has been in a lot better condition recently, and he no longer has to hide from Sigrid with a black eye and a guilty conscience...

Through the elf Dobby, he found a perfect venue for Valentine's Day, which will surely give Sigrid a big surprise. He can imagine the sweet scene.

However, it seems that it is not necessary now...

It had been two weeks since he had once again appeared at the Slytherin table to eat with Sigrid. Everything looked the same as when school started.

But at the end of lunch, Sigrid put down the tableware and said naturally, "Let's break up." Her tone seemed as ordinary as "Give me a cup of coffee."

Fred even felt that he was hallucinating, his mind was spinning, and he stared in disbelief at her face, which looked unchanged at all.

"——Why?" Fred didn't know what he was talking about. "I don't agree!"

"I'm informing you, not asking for your opinion, Fred Weasley!" There was no anger or complaint in her eyes, voice, or face during the quarrel.

The cold and perfunctory attitude made Fred immediately feel that she was serious about breaking up!

After that, she left him and left. The classmates around her were still staring and whispering. He didn't know and was not interested in knowing whether they heard their conversation. There was only one voice in his head telling him - you were dumped.