A Pirate's Counting Life

"Major General, Alabasta is ahead of us, should we..."

"Go, go, don't bother me with this kind of thing in the future! Isn't it interesting to ask this question when you encounter an island? If you ask such a retarded question in the future, I will hang you on the mast!"

Hearing Mark's angry roar, the navigator shrank his head in fear and trotted to the helmsman's side to direct him to the Rapeseed Flower City on the map, where there was a port where the warship could dock.

As soon as Mark got off the boat, several children came to him with laughter.

"Master Navy, do you need a tour guide? I can take you to find excitement among the rapeseed flowers for just one hundred beli."

Seeing the ambiguous smile on the little boy's face, Mark was just about to say something when several children beside him started making noises.

"I only want eighty beli!"

"Choose me, choose me! I only want sixty beli!"

"enough!"

Mark's deep voice interrupted the noise of the children. Looking at the children glaring at each other, Mark reluctantly took out a hundred Baileys and pointed at the little boy who spoke first.

"What's your name?"

"Dorji, my name is Duoji, thank you very much for your generosity"

Duoji quickly took the Bailey from Mark, carefully hid it in the secret bag of his clothes, walked to Mark with a smile and said softly

"Our rapeseed flower perfume is very famous. Maybe you should buy some for these beautiful sisters."

"You brat, you're a little kid but a ghost!"

Mark rubbed Duoji's head angrily and whispered, "How much commission does the perfume store give you to recommend it so hard?"

Sensing the kindness in Mark's words, Duoji was stunned for a moment and said with embarrassment, "It's not much, just one percent profit."

Mark let go of Dorje's head, pointed ahead and signaled Dorje to lead the way. Seeing Dorje with an excited face, Shirley said unhappily, "Perfume is so good, it's better to go eat barbecue!"

"Of course Xiaoli is naturally beautiful and doesn't need this kind of thing, but you should also think about other people."

Mark touched Shirley's head in a funny way to appease the girl's inner dissatisfaction.

Ophelia looked at the two people holding hands in front of her, and not to be outdone, she came to Mark's left side and gently held Mark's arm. The smile on Shirley's face dissipated at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Sister, you probably won't mind..."

Ophelia straightened her peak and looked at Shirley with a smile. She felt the touch from her left arm, and Mark sniffed in frustration.

Shirley snorted in displeasure and hugged Mark's right hand tightly with both arms. Mark felt it carefully. If the left arm was exploring in the basin, the right arm was galloping on the grassland.

Mark smiled and nodded towards Shirley, indicating that he would always be on her side, and whispered, "I will buy you a perfume later to make you more attractive!"

"Hmph! Who cares about that kind of thing!"

Shirley buried her head in Mark's right arm and began to recall the fruits that Mark loved to eat. She was going to pick out a grape flavor later. Looking at Shirley who was lost in fantasy, Ophelia carefully leaned her head on Mark's shoulder. superior.

If she had dared to do this in the past, Shirley, the tiger, would definitely attack to protect her territory. But now, the tiger is addicted to fantasy and cannot extricate itself. Shirley, the crazy lion, is ready to experience the mountains and landscapes here.

Ophelia took a greedy breath of air, gently rubbed Mark's shoulder, raised her head and smiled at Mark.

Aria, who was following behind, rolled her eyes. She felt that she was the most sober among the women on the ship. She didn't understand how Mark's scarred face could attract beauties like Ophelia and Shirley.

If she hadn't known that Mark hadn't eaten the Devil Fruit, she would have suspected that Mark had used his Devil Fruit powers to control the two women.

"What the hell! You sold me a bottle of perfume for 20 yuan! Why don't you just grab it!"

Mark grabbed Duoji's head with one hand, lifted him up in the air and shook him gently. He pointed to the perfume advertisement on the billboard at the door and looked at Duoji as if he were a liar.

“These are the store’s signatures, and there are also cheap ones.”

Duoji helplessly raised his hands to try to free his head from Mark's hands.

Shirley agreed with Mark's words. 20 Baileys was enough for her to have a delicious meal. In comparison, buying a bottle of perfume to make Mark happy seemed trivial. She felt that if she treated Mark to a barbecue, he might Can be happier.

Mark put down Duoji and was about to let him take him to the food court. Whoever likes to buy this crappy perfume would buy it, and he would not be taken advantage of.

"Do you like it very much?"

Mark looked down at Ophelia who didn't want to move and said softly, "If you like us, just look at her for a while."

Ophelia, who was still imagining beautiful scenes, was slightly startled and looked at Mark with some confusion.

"Shouldn't you tell me which one you like and I'll buy it for you?"

"The person who can buy you this kind of perfume may not necessarily love you, but the person who is willing to spend time with you to look at it must love you very much. After all, time is very precious."

A faint smile appeared on Ophelia's face, and her originally a little disappointed mood suddenly cleared up after heavy rain.

Feeling the severe pain coming from his right hand, Mark looked at Shirley in a funny way and said softly, "Well...Xiao Li is the most important thing. We will go eat delicious food later so that you can eat as much as you like!"

"I'm not a jealous woman. You don't have to hide this kind of thing from me in the future. You are free to be intimate with whomever you want..."

Hearing Shirley's words, Mark almost shouted excitedly and shouted out all the heroic words I want. Shirley looked at Mark very tenderly.

"If you get tired of playing, come back and I will gently... kill you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Shirley's hands began to exert force, and Mark, who was swimming in heaven a second ago, was instantly pulled into hell.

Looking at the red handprints on his arms, Mark nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Don't dare! Don't dare!"

Shirley gently brushed the red handprints and said softly, "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt. My skin is thick and it doesn't hurt at all. Let's eat meat first."

Shirley squinted her eyes and buried her head in Mark's arm. She stared at Ophelia with a pair of dark green eyes and said in a cold tone.

"Don't forget what you promised me. I always keep my promise."

Ophelia squinted her eyes and looked at Shirley condescendingly, and said softly, "Don't worry, I remember everything."

Just when Mark was a little confused whether Shirley was talking to him or Ophelia, Dorje suddenly said, "Master Navy, do you still want to buy perfume?"

"You big-headed guy, take us to the restaurant with the best reputation."

"Oh…"

Duoji lowered his head in disappointment. The cheapest perfume cost one thousand beli, and he could get ten beli in it. At first, he thought that an officer like Mark would buy several bottles of top-notch perfume.

He had several thousand beli just from the commission, which was enough for him and his family to feed himself and his family for a month, but he didn't expect that this fierce-looking marine turned out to have a silver-like wax spear head.

As a result, he lost several thousand beli in vain. Dorje took Mark and the three of them to the end of the food court and pointed to the restaurant on the left.

“Nick’s dad’s cooking is the best on the street.”

Mark glanced at Shirley and said softly, "Let him feel the pressure brought by two big eaters today."

Shirley was not interested in Mark's teasing, so she pulled Mark and ran inside.

"The boss is here to provide food for 500 people!"

Hearing Shirley's roar, several men in the hotel stopped eating and looked sideways at the door to see who was so brave.