[Naruto] The Legend of Xuan Ying (Sakura Sakura)

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The mystery of the ages.

Most civilizations begin with the goddess, but they all move toward the omnipotence of the Father.

Most of the women whose names are recorded in history books are all stunningly beautiful, and in the end they can only say that their beauty is a disaster, and their beauty disappears.

They were all annihilated in the blurred ink stains of the painting.

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-Xuan Ye's "Ninja Disqualification"

It’s time to drink and drink again.

After drinking and eating, Nara Shikamaru didn't know what he was thinking about. He occasionally glanced at Team 7 with his dull eyes, and then sighed: "Ah, as expected, women are really troublesome."

"" Sarutobi Asuma suddenly looked shocked, his eyes fell on Shikamaru, and then he glanced at Haruno Sakura.

"Sakura, Shikamaru, he's just" Asuma started, but was interrupted by Haruno Sakura's "Haha".

The traces of tears had long faded, and Sarutobi Asuma saw Haruno Sakura showing a sweet smile that looked very happy.

"Nara Shikamaru-san"

Haruno Sakura's tone was calm and friendly, but it made Asuma's hair stand on end. He reluctantly took a sip of draft beer and stopped talking.

"I had a serious "debate" with Mr. Shikaku about this." Haruno Sakura clicked her tongue: "The traditional habit passed down by your Nara family is that men and women always talk about it. stop"

She raised an eyebrow at the worried look Asuma Sarutobi gave her.

She is usually easy-going, but she wants to talk a lot when someone steps on a landmine. Asuma knows this habit of hers.

"The culture of the ninja world always believes that women are trapped in a small pattern of weakness and cowardice, and that only men can do the hegemony of the country. Even during the Warring States Period, female ninjas tended to be regarded as a prop for reproduction, but this is not the case. Women are born spies." They are born strong, especially female ninjas. Their softness is because they are gentle and kind, so they hide their true toughness and hardness, but gentleness is by no means docile. Men are just the opposite, so men are afraid and try to He has created countless rules and dogmas to restrain women in order to maintain his dominant position."

Haruno Sakura lowered her eyes and looked at the empty wine glass with regret. The glass and the warm light in the store reflected a strange rainbow.

My request may be considered bizarre to this world, but after all, I have no intention of changing the world.

She mocked herself in her heart, and then she spoke again: "Oh, the world is full of fools, but I can see that you are also a naturally rebellious person with a mind to match. Do you think the ancestor of Chakra is a goddess? , among the children of the Immortals of the Six Paths, only the eldest daughter, Aditi Ming, has scriptures unearthed during the first generation and passed down to the world, but this is not important, what I want to express is just."

"Nara Shikamaru-san, I think you also saw Kakashi-sensei just now. If you mention anything about men and women in front of me again, I will let you experience an even more wonderful experience!"

She smiled slyly, like a cat, and Nara Shikamaru suddenly felt like a mouse trembling.

Future Brain of Konoha, don't mess with ninjas who are ANBU-born.

The chain on the black glove clanked. Haruno Sakura put down the wine glass and rubbed the rim of the glass with her fingertips.

She smiled and added in her mind:

Leaves left in the dark for too long will rot.

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"Dear Mr. Neighbor, I have a small thing to do. Would you like to take a detour with me?"

After several people ate Haruno Sakura's wallet until it was dry, they finally left the BBQ with a full meal, said goodbye and went home.

Sakura and Kakashi were walking in tandem like last night.

When they reached a house with Haruno on the door plate, Kakashi finally stopped in confusion.

"Wait a minute, Sakura, if you are going back to your hometown, why do you need to invite me to accompany you?"

"Kakashi-sensei, we spent such a wonderful night together yesterday, so of course we have to meet the parents today." Haruno Sakura took out the key and opened the door, bowed to invite in, and saw the jounin's nervous expression. Zhang Wang even tried to disappear in an instant, and laughed: "Pfft, don't worry, no one is home at this time, I will just do some small things and leave in a while."

Haruno Sakura led Kakashi Hatake through the entrance hall and into the living room dining table.

The female ninja took out a thick envelope bag from the storage bag at her waist. Kakashi Hatake took it for granted that it contained currency.

"Kakashi-sensei, as the leading jounin, should have met his father and mother, right? Have you met Fei? I haven't seen them for half a month, are they all okay?" Haruno Sakura looked around as if patrolling Take a look and ask.

Kakashi Hatake noticed that the girl didn't seem to be familiar with this family. He replied: "The two of them and my sister look very nice, but I miss my eldest daughter and sister. Why didn't Sakura come back and get together when they were around?" What? It seems like what they need most is not material feedback, right?"

"I owe them"

"I'm not a good person, they are very good." Haruno Sakura scratched her pink head, seeming a little annoyed, and said: "I owe them a daughter. Although my father and mother live in poverty, since I have a good income, I can give Xiaofei It’s also a good idea to buy some items that she likes.”

Sakura led Kakashi out of Haruno's house again, while continuing: "If Xiaofei is not interested in becoming a ninja in the future, let her have the capital to choose."

The Jonin praised: "Sakura-chan is such a good sister, but they must all be longing for Sakura-chan's company."

Haruno Sakura shook her head and shrugged: "I was born with a stubborn streak, and I don't even know what it means to respect the elderly and love the young. It's better to keep some distance than to reveal my true colors."

The arms of my father and mother are very warm, Team 7 is very warm, and the laughter of the genin in Konoha Village at the same time is also very warm.

But his own prickly personality will hurt them. The tears of his parents and the last words of the boy in his previous life have faded, but his guilt is always clear. How ridiculous?

A coward is afraid of happiness and will be hurt when touching cotton. (4)

"Really, that's really a pity." The jounin read "Intimate Heaven" again and replied casually, and they set off on the road back to their residence together.

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, didn't you ask me what is the main purpose of preparing for the survival trial seriously? In fact, the Third Hokage assigned me to be your psychiatrist, so if you want to tell me something, you must not You're welcome. Because I'm Kakashi-sensei, I don't charge by the hour. If you want to talk to me, I won't refuse, and you can also provide some special services."

------There is no moral code for psychotherapy in this world anyway.

Hearing the man's perfunctory "Yeah", Sakura smiled again and said, "But I think you're probably not the type to take the initiative to talk to me, so why don't we make an exchange and Kakashi-sensei be my audience."

The girl seemed to be in a good mood, her steps were light and even a little bouncy.

"My apology is just self-comfort. Some people say that "women's kindness" is a symbol of weakness. Some people say that "women's kindness" is the great kindness of compassion and the tears of great benevolence and great love. But I am ridiculous, my tears It’s just vulgar pretentiousness. My “feminine kindness” is more cowardly than that of a little woman, more compassionate than that of a man, but it is also the most selfish, empty and hypocritical.” (Note 1)

She turned around flutteringly, and the long and wide sleeves of Yuori stretched like bird wings. She stopped, tilted her head and looked at Kakashi and asked:

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, can you be the prototype for the protagonist of the new work?"

"Huh?" Hearing his favorite writer say this, Hatake Kakashi, as a reader, was naturally a little moved. However, that feeling only lasted for a moment. He replied: "I'm not suitable to be the protagonist, either. There’s nothing story-worthy enough to be used as a prototype for the protagonist.”

"Is that so? I think Kakashi-sensei is a complex person who deserves further study."

Her cherry-colored hair was swaying in the long wind. She approached the jounin in two steps, ignoring his stagnant breathing and tense muscles, and raised her hand to touch the mask.

"Your joy is your unmasked sorrow. The well from which your laughter rises is often filled with your tears. What else could it be? The deeper the sorrow is etched in your heart, the more you It can contain more happiness. Sadness and joy are inseparable.” (Note 2)

The man lowered his eyes and said solemnly: "If Teacher Xuan Ye thinks it's appropriate, just write it and I will read it."

Haruno Sakura thought of the past again.

She remembered that a few years ago she had rambled to herself like this, and the listener would look at her with a gentle smile.

She remembered that when she relived this world again and again in her previous life, among the characters who had been inked, it took her three years to understand Nara Shikamaru, five years to understand the Uchiha clan, seven years to understand the three generations of shadows above and below the ground, and ten years to understand the shadows above and below the ground. In one year, I understood the love and hatred at the beginning of the village's founding, and in fifteen years, I understood the inevitability of myth and history. But it took me a lifetime not to understand Hatake Kakashi, a person who seemed to be very self-centered, but also seemed to have no self. He was no one, so he could become anyone for the sake of his companions and the village.

Then I discovered in this life that maybe the so-called understanding has always been just a kind of self-confidence. And what's the use of understanding it? Colorful clouds are easy to scatter and glass is brittle (note 3). Maybe it is fate, maybe it is a mistake of fate, but everything is still irreversible.

The writer asked: "What do you think of the title "The Lonely Scarecrow"?"

Then the reader replies, "That sounds pretty good."

"Should we call it "The Konoha God Who Captivated Thousands of Girls with 1/4 of His Face"? Yes, that's right, we have to add a popular emotional line, for example... the male god is in a love triangle. He reached the end of the arrow, but he was really hopeless towards his teacher and couldn't get what he asked for. In the end, the hot-blooded and warm man who has always been by the male god's side succeeded in taking over!"

"No, no, no, please forgive me for this. The fictional elements are too scary."

"Haha, you're just kidding. Uchiha Kakashi-sensei, please give me your guidance from now on."

"It's Hatake. I'm just asking for advice from you, Mr. Xuan Ye, who has a mysterious style."

Between the question and answer between the writer and the reader, the apartment they live in is already a step away. Suddenly Haruno Sakura had a strange expression and asked, "Although I think it's unlikely, you haven't checked on me, right, Kakashi-sensei?"

"Yeah, who made me unable to hold back my sincere fan adoration?" Hatake Kakashi felt that his speaking style had begun to be led astray by the students, and added: "He is known for his changeable style. Teacher Xuan Ye, who has interests in everyone from nobles to common people, writes books at a very fast pace, and has excellent books. Everyone speculates whether there is actually a team behind it. Teacher, I really couldn't hold back my curiosity, and in the end We only found out that he was a ninja from a certain ninja village, but we couldn’t find any more results.”

"Ah hahaha, many of the works that have been praised and praised were dreamed up. Only the ones with the lowest reviews were written by me, hahaha."

Sakura felt guilty about Xuan Ye's fame in the literary world, and when she heard Kakashi-sensei's suspicion, her eyes became more and more wandering, and she shouted in her heart: Great writers respected by the world in the past life, I just want to Your greatness has only been brought to the people of this world. I didn’t mean to plagiarize and pay tribute. I’m sorry for you!

Hatake Kakashi thought about the familiarity between the girl and Sarutobi Asuma, so he stopped delving into the coercion and changed his words: "Well, from now on I will be the reader's reminder for updates at any time, Sakura-chan, please be mentally prepared. "

"Kakashi-sensei, take off your mask and perform a seduction technique on me. I guarantee that I will write one hundred thousand words with excitement!"

""Kakashi changed the topic: "By the way, I have always wanted to ask Mr. Genya a question when I meet him. Could it be that the 'number one technician in your village' in "Ninja Disqualification" refers to me?"

Among the major ninja villages, he was the only one who was titled as the number one technician. Combined with the girl's shocking words last night, Kakashi confirmed this speculation even more.

"Huh?" Haruno Sakura, the old driver who always teased others with a straight face, staggered for a moment, with a shy and red face that was rare in a century, and complained: "Just keep this kind of speculation in your mind, Kakashi-sensei, you idiot! A perverted Jonin!" Then he entered his house in a panic.

"No, why did I become a pervert?"

Hatake Kakashi: Erkan hand jpg

Apart from the loud slamming of the door closing, the scolding was not vicious at all, more like a little girl being teased or flirting. This made Metkai, who happened to open the door next to Kakashi, stare at Kakashi with an unbelievable look of disapproval.

"My eternal rival Kakashi, I'm very happy that you finally know the beauty of youth, but you can't bully other girls!"

"I'm not, I didn't"