Douluo: I don't want to be an assistant!

"Um, Rongrong, isn't this a scumbag?"

Xiao Wu was shocked. Is this the social elite?Humans are really weird!I don’t understand~.

"Pfft~! Haha~, you're teasing me to death!"

Chen Xin beside him couldn't help it anymore. Aren't these two people too funny?This was the first time he heard that social elites were equal to scum.

"..."

Ning Rong glanced at Chen Xin and found that Grandpa Jian's smile was a bit low!

"Ahem, Xiao Wu, you can't forget about cultural knowledge anyway."

Ning Rong believes that an excellent soul master must achieve comprehensive development of moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and physical skills, so that he can be worthy of being called an excellent soul master.

It wasn't Ning Rong who wanted to put gold on his face. In the entire Douluo Continent, he was the only one who could do this, and there was no one else.

"No~, I don't want to learn those messy things!"

As a bad student, Xiao Wu said that she didn't want to learn.

"No, Xiao Wu, how can you think so? You want to be a cultured rabbit!"

Ning Rong firmly opposed it. His little rabbit couldn't grow crooked.

"I don't listen I don't listen!"

Immediately, Xiao Wu covered her ears, and the two rabbit ears on her head also bent down, indicating that she would not listen.

"Xiao Wu, I have a question."

"what?"

"You have four ears, can you hear better than me?"

Ning Rong pointed to the two rabbit ears on Xiao Wu's head and said.

"...Rongrong, I will fight with you!"

Immediately, Xiao Wu bared her teeth and claws and pounced on Ning Rong.

......

The Qibao Glazed Sect was not close to the Dragon Snake Clan in the Kingdom of Norvi, and the carriage was not traveling very fast. It took less than ten days and a half to reach it.

At first, Xiao Wu was quite lively, but after three days, she started to feel depressed.

Although you can practice while sitting on the carriage, it is impossible to continue practicing all the time. Xiao Wu, who was lively and active, naturally died.

"Rongrong, so boring~!"

Xiao Wu said gloomily to Ning Rong who was reading a book.

"No? Anyway, I don't feel bored. I usually practice and read books, and the time will pass quickly."

"I'm bored~!"

"Well, let me tell you some jokes, then?"

After thinking about it, Ning Rong decided to tell some jokes to the stupid little rabbit.

"Hmm, hurry up!"

"On this day, someone came to the Star Forest to interview a group of little rabbits.

He asked the first little rabbit: What do you do every day?

The little rabbit said: Eat, sleep, and play Xiaowu.

He asked the second little rabbit: What do you do every day?

The little rabbit said again: Eat, sleep, and play Xiaowu.

I asked many little rabbits in succession, and they all said they wanted to eat, sleep, and play Xiaowu.

When he asked the last little rabbit, the little rabbit answered: eat and sleep.

He asked: Why don't you play Xiao Wu?

Little Rabbit glared at him and said: I am Xiao Wu! "

Xiao Wu: "..."

"No rabbit dares to fight Xiao Wu in the Star Dou Forest!"

Xiao Wu immediately retorted, joking, Sister Xiao Wu is a 10-year-old soul beast, and with Da Ming and Er Ming, who dares to bully Sister Xiao Wu?

"Xiao Wu, this is just a joke, I didn't mention you!"

"Hmph~, anyway, you can't talk about me, and you can't talk about Little Rabbit."

Xiao Wu was unhappy.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk about Xiaowu and Little Rabbit anymore."

"Uh-huh."

"It is said that a couple of flies were eating happily on a pile of cake at noon.

Mrs. Fly said: Dear, can we change the taste? I am tired of eating dada every day.

Mr. Fly said: We are eating now!Could you please stop saying such disgusting things? "

"Eh~, it's so disgusting! Rongrong, can you stop telling such disgusting jokes?"

Xiao Wu was dissatisfied, what he said was all nonsense, it was so disgusting.

Chen Xin also nodded. A little girl cannot say such disgusting things, otherwise what would she be like?

"Okay then, I'll tell you a majestic fairy tale!"

"Fairy tale? What is that?"

Xiao Wu doesn't understand what fairy tales are.

"Fairy tales are a genre of children's literature that uses rich imagination, fantasy and exaggeration to write stories suitable for children to appreciate.

Fairy tales have the characteristics of popular and vivid language, bizarre and fascinating plots. "

"This is good, I want to hear this!"

Xiao Wu immediately clapped her hands, getting excited!

"Then listen carefully, there is a little girl selling self-destructing soul guides in Tiandou City.

On this day, the weather was very cold, and the little girl was walking on the cold street holding a self-destructing soul guide.

With her bare feet, she saw a rich man and immediately said sincerely: Uncle, just buy a self-destructing soul guide. I haven't eaten in three days.

The rich man noticed that the little girl's clothes were in tatters, so he ignored her and left.

The little girl thought: If she doesn't sell another self-destructing soul guide, she will really starve to death.

The dark night gradually fell, and the little girl shivered hard in the cold wind.

The little girl huddled next to a corner, shivering with cold.She felt that she was about to die, and thought about detonating a self-destructing soul device, because it might keep herself warm.

The little girl thought of her deceased grandma and burst into tears of longing.

She slowly pressed the button on the self-destructing soul guide, because this button would bring her some surprises.

As a result, a huge mushroom cloud rose in Tiandou City.

That night, the entire Tiandou City residents, from Emperor Xueye to ordinary civilians, all met her dear grandma just like the little girl.

By the way, this little girl's name is Xiao Xiaowu. "

After saying that, Ning Rong looked at Xiao Wu.

"Ahhh~, Rongrong, what you said is wrong!"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Xiao Xiaowu can't even afford to eat, how could he sell such a powerful self-destructive soul guide? And I don't believe that the self-destructive soul guide can be so powerful!"

Xiao Wu raised a question.

"Uh, that's not the point."

"Then what's the point?"

"..."

Ning Rong was speechless, Xiao Wu was just here to cause trouble.

"Don't worry about it. Don't the fairy tales I tell you sound good?"

Ning Rong asked Xiao Wu fiercely.

"It doesn't sound good, it doesn't sound good at all."

"Very good, since it doesn't sound good, then in order to make you happy, I can only use my trump card to make you laugh enough!"

After saying that, Ning Rong threw Xiao Wu down and started scratching his armpits.

"Haha~, Rongrong, haha~, I was wrong~, haha~, please let me go~"

Immediately, Xiao Wu, who was ticklish, immediately begged Ning Rong for mercy.

"Then you say that the fairy tales I tell are not good?"

"It sounds good, it sounds good!"

"That's pretty much it. Are you happy now?"

"I'm happy, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~"

"..."

Bian Chenxin looked at the two people fighting and fell into speechlessness.