Naruto: Konoha Bodyguard

"The system didn't stop me from driving Renji crazy because the system thinks that everything I am doing now is to get it back."

Sizi sneered: "That guy Xiaowei thought I was going to become a human being by controlling the Daming Mansion. She said something to make me return from the lost way, and that she understood my heart, but she assassinated me. Many times, if I hadn’t had some system in my body, she would have killed me long ago. Ha! It’s really unlucky to be friends with a guy who only knows how to forcefully instill his thoughts into others.”

"It wasn't until a year ago that I completely took control of Renji. I bewitched Renji and used my soul to exchange things from the system. I also have part of the system and know what is in it. This system is too evil and is full of harmful things. thing."

"The reverse birth flower is redeemed so that people can turn into babies so that their souls can be absorbed by the system without any resistance. However, this is the only tool that does not immediately harm people's lives after being used."

"I originally thought that when the number of missing people increased, it would lead to ninja investigations, but I was wrong. This country has long been controlled by Renji's daimyo puppet. As long as he does not release the news, others will not know about this country. what happened."

"So I issued an order that each missing team must have a ninja with chakra. This should attract powerful ninjas to kill Renji and me."

Qiye admired the fact that Sizi would rather die than do evil to the system.

"Even if you kill Renji and I, you can't completely destroy the system. It will be restored in a few decades."

Sizi gave up on herself and said, "I'm really useless. I haven't solved a system in so many years."

"But with you, I can completely solve it. I am such a waste. When the system sees you, it will definitely change the host's mind. When it is completely separated from the body, you can solve it."

Qiye held Sizi's shoulders and said seriously: "No, Sizi, you have not been controlled by the temptation of the system. You are a perseverant and strong person. Not everyone can escape the control of the system. Sizi, you That's great, let me help you next, okay? Tell me about Xiaowei's situation, and we have to plan for Xiaowei's reaction."

Sizi looked at Qiye blankly: "It would be great if you were a man."

Qiye stepped back and looked at Sizi with disdain: "Why, you still favor boys over girls, but you can't have such an idea. I told you that boys and girls are the same, and daughters are also descendants of the family. Women can hold up half the sky and discipline Mountains and rivers take on a new look”

Sizi: "Stop, stop, stop talking, I don't favor boys over girls, you idiot."

She wanted to tear Qiye apart in her heart, and she didn't know if it was because she had been single for a long time. When Qiye had just encouraged her, she felt so slightly moved in her heart that she blurted out, lamenting why she was not a man.

Haha, I am indeed a straight woman, everything just happened must be an illusion.

"You're not in love with me, are you~" Qiye leaned over humbly.

Sizi: "Go away, I'm a straight man! Who is this handsome guy? Please introduce him to me."

Qiye stuffed her with a photo of herself wearing men's clothing.

"It's me~ handsome."

"Handsome, you're so handsome, you're so good-looking."

Sizi pinched Qiye's face.

Qiye held Sizi's arm and said to Sizi: "When we get the system figured out, I will take you to Konoha. There are many handsome guys there."

"When we get to the finale, we can go to other countries to see handsome guys. Then there will be all kinds of handsome guys."

"Bah!" Sizi had tears on her lips as she listened to Qiye's drawing of the pie.

The two of them looked at each other and said together in tacit understanding: "Uh-ti! Uh-ti! It's all uh-di!"

The two of them were so in tune with each other and their interests and hobbies matched so well, it was like they had known each other for a long time.

"It's love at first sight if we get along so well." Qiye said.

Sizi rolled her eyes: "Idiot, love at first sight is about lovers."

"Saorui~ I haven't spoken Chinese for a long time, so we are destined to be best friends." Qiye patted Sizi on the shoulder.

Qiye doesn't have any best friends, only Qingchuan, a good brother. Because she plays the game of pretending to be a boy, she can't become best friends with Ye Huo.

"By the way, bestie, what is your real name? My real name is"

Sizi interrupted Qiye: "Stop talking about it now, let's leave the formal acquaintance until the crisis is over."

"Hiss~ You saved the "Little Porn Book" for later, and you saved the name for later. Why do you make me feel like you are going to sacrifice yourself?"

"According to the law, you should set less flags"

Sizi raised his fist and said angrily: "Shut up, don't curse me."

"Hahahahahaha, we will definitely succeed. I will definitely show you the outside world." Qiye looked at Sizi and said.

"Okay, you'll pay for all the expenses when the time comes." Sizi said with a smile.

"Of course, hey, we spent Kakashi's money, and I defrauded him of all his money."

"Awesome, sister."

To solve the system, we must first take back the entire system. After taking back the entire system, the system can detect what Sizi is thinking.

Therefore, after Qiye and Sizi made a careful plan, Qiye used illusions to give Sizi a false memory, making Sizi think that her mind was distorted after losing the system for so many years, and then sealed her and Sizi's memories.

Sizi controlled Renji that night and exchanged 1000 bugs that can make people sleep.

Xiaowei was afraid that Sizi and the princess would do something that would harm others, so she kidnapped the princess as Qiye imagined.

Later, according to psychological suggestions, the amnesiac Qiye revealed his Sharingan in front of the amnesiac Sizi, allowing Sizi to discover that Qiye was a time traveler under very reasonable circumstances.

Driven by false memories, he developed jealousy and hatred towards Qiye.

When the system returned to Sizi, it immediately checked Sizi's memory. Sizi's memory was very consistent with the system's stereotype of her, so the system was deceived by this rough memory.

The only deviation is that Qiye did not use "Zhu Xin" immediately to unlock her and Sizi's memories.

Fortunately, Sizi was perverted enough at that time and insisted on letting Qiye see her success with her own eyes, so Qiye seized the opportunity to use "Heart-killing"

Then in another room, they slowly regained their memories while fighting.

"You're going too far. You actually arranged for me to have a memory obsessed with Kakashi, and you arranged it so stupidly and with such a chuunibyou." Sizi stretched out her hand while lying down and knocked Qiye on the head.

Qiye rubbed her head and said, "Is it possible that this is actually your nature?"

Sizi: "When I get better, I'll beat you to death."

The system very much agrees with the fact that Sizi, the host, is stupid, but the two of them have gone too far, pretending that they don't exist?

[Are you going too far, pretending I don’t exist? 】

Sizi picked her ears with her little finger: "It's so noisy. I originally wanted you to live for a moment longer, but now it seems that it's better to kill it early. So, kill it."

She hadn't exchanged names with Qiye yet, so she didn't know how to call her.

Fortunately, Qiye didn't pay attention to what Sizi called her.

"Okay, kill it immediately."

Only then did the system start to get scared [What are you going to do? Don’t you want to get my power?]

Qiye said: "Haha, I have never seen a system as useless as yours. I will definitely become stupid if I use your power."

The system is huddled in the Thunder Escape Cage, not even daring to make any big moves when it gets angry. It is still too weak now. It was bound to a waste host just after it was born. It has been wasted for so many years and has not made any progress.

[That guy Sizi is too useless. If you and I cooperate, we will be invincible]

Qiye looked back at Sizi: "It says you are useless~"

Sizi only answered one word: "Ha!"

Yes, the system is even more useless than Sizi, after all, she stabbed him.

Sizi: "Stop playing around and do it quickly."

[You can't kill me, I am a child of the Naruto world, kill me and the whole world will be your enemy]

Qiye doesn't agree with its rhetoric. This system is at best a parasite in the Naruto world.

"Don't listen to its nonsense, kill it quickly."

"Good sir."

The thunder escape cage continues to shrink.

【You can't kill me, kill me!!!】

With Sizi's urging system, he was killed by Qiye before he finished speaking.

"It's dead, completely dead."

Sizi looked at Qiye's hand for a long time, then turned a thousand words into a sigh: "Yes, completely dead."

Qiye knelt down next to Sizi again. While she was treating him, she asked, "Did you really kill that puppy Xiaobai?"

Sizi held her forehead and said, "It wasn't me. I was beaten that day. When I came back, I lay on the bed unable to move. Xiaowei put Xiaobai on the bed to accompany me. The puppy's foot was in the air, and his head hit the sharp corner of the table and died. , I stretched out my hand to catch it, but failed to catch it, maybe because of this, Xiaowei misunderstood it."

"Huh, that's good, Wang Wang is so cute."

"When your injury gets better, I'll take you out of Daming Mansion to have a look."

"Um"

"I will introduce you to 100 handsome guys then."

"Ok!"

"There are a lot of delicious food. By the way, the snacks at the east side of Konoha Village are delicious. I'll buy them for you."

"Ok!"

Sizi's answers became weaker and weaker, and Qiye's medical ninjutsu was of no help.

Tears fell from Qiye's face, and big teardrops hit Sizi's face one by one.

Qiye choked and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier? If the system dies, you will die too. We can think of other ways."

"There is no other way, and I would rather die than let the system live."

"Did you know? The words in this room were all dug out by me with my fingernails. When I disobey, Renji will lock me in here. I am afraid that others will know my thoughts, so I can only write in Russian, this language They couldn't recognize it. After I filled the room, I became obedient."

"I'm pretending to be obedient, but I'm going crazy. If I hadn't met you, I would have really gone crazy. I will definitely do something bad by then."

"So, don't be sad. I chose to die with the system. I really don't want to wait any longer. I'm too afraid that something unexpected will happen and the system will escape. What's more, what if I'm going home? Happy."

"Look at you, didn't I tell you to stop crying? Do you know that your tears hurt my face."

Sizi wanted to wipe Qiye's tears, but when her time came, she stretched out her hand halfway and then lowered it down.